Return of the Sharknado

AO: the-castle
Q: Strutter
PAX: hambone, Chunks, Crawlspace, Dilbert, Butterfingers, Fabuloso, Pep, Strutter, Space Baby, Kevin
FNGs: 1 Kevin
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS:

WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Birthday CTF

AO: the-castle
Q: hambone
PAX: Chunks, Space Baby, Squatter, Butterfingers, Dilbert, Hipster, Fabuloso, Steely, Livin’ On A Prayer, Barney, Strutter, SalPal
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS: just right to play CTF

WARMUP: lol no. Listen to the instructions. If you don’t, be on a team with hambone or make sure you’re listening to the instructions on the card.

THE THANG:
1. North vs South (side of the shovel flag)
2. Teams have 20 minutes to hide the 80lb sandbag in their territory (200 burpee penalty for all team members if all any team members are late getting back).
3. Each team member must touch the bag after it is placed / hidden (no slackers).
4. Bag must travel between .6 and .8 miles before placement.
5. After 20 minutes, teams switched sides and went to find the bag(s). First team back wins.
6. 200 burpee late penalty (not enforced)

MOLESKINE:
Congrats to the South for hiding the bag with camo and fooling the North-siders. Each man got over 3 miles of running / walking. Many thanks to the South team for making a strong effort to retrieve the bag where we failed.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: check Slack

COT: Thankful for 38 trips around the Sun. Let’s make this next one even better.

Monday Funday

AO: toratoratora
Q: Goose
PAX: The Bobs, Space Baby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: Forward Fold, Willie Mays Hays, Arm Stretches

THE THANG: 100 eps with rub every 25 reps: Curls, Press, Squats, SSH

2 trips of lunges

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fridays By The River this week at Riverview Pavillion this weekend.

Fresh Legs

AO: toratoratora
Q: greyalbum
PAX: Hot Route, 40 Minutes, Space Baby, Ultratecht, Goodwill, LongCut, Invictus, dude from Sacramento
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Humido

WARMUP:

Mosey
SSH
WMH
Imperial walkers
Hillbillys

THE THANG:

Back to stardex

3 mins as many cycles as you can do
5 Burpee 10 Merkin 15 squat

DORA – partner runs to 2nd building and back

150 squat jumps
150 overhead thrusters
150 kettle bell swings

Group lunge walk out to 2nd building and run back

Group broad jump out to water fountain and back

DORA cont’d at picnic tables
10 each leg Bulgarian split squats while partner does high knees
15 Step ups while partner does air squat

COT
Announcements
Prayer

Playlist:
Artist: Susto
Album: My Entire Life

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Lovers of the Light

AO: toratoratora
Q: 40 Minutes
PAX: Space Baby, Goodwill, Ultratecht
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS:
Perfect, with a beautiful sunrise

WARMUP:
A little mosey a little standard warmup

THE THANG:
Tababta-style circuit (40 seconds on 15 second rest x4)
Round 1
– Mercins
– Squats
– WWIs

Hill Sprint

Round 2
– Curl to Press
– Single Leg Lunges
– American Hammers

Hill Sprint

Round 3
– Race car Drivers
– Speed Skaters
– Bird Dogs

MARY

COT:
– Thankful for a full recovery for 40 Minutes MIL

TGIF

AO: thebuffalo
Q: Goose
PAX: The Bobs, Steely, greyalbum, Space Baby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: willie mays, forward fold, arm stretches

THE THANG:
-Dora: 200 SSH, curls, press while partner runs

-100 squats & WW1, with run around bldg every 25 reps
-100 calf raises OYO

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Walk for Apraxia Saturday, Fridays by the river tonight.

Monday Sets The Tone

AO: toratoratora
Q: Goose
PAX: 40 Minutes, Space Baby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: chilly

WARMUP: willie mays hays, forward fold, arm stretches

THE THANG:

Deck Of Cards: Diaminds= SSH, Clubs=Squates, Hearts=Merkins, Spades=WW1, Aces/Faces=Mosey

2 trips of lunges

Circle Of Mary

WOD 2025 09 01

AO: toratoratora
Q: Ultratecht
PAX: Space Baby, @sharkbait
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: ideal

WARMUP: mosey, ssh, wmh, lbac, stretch and bridge

THE THANG: last minute Q:
Murph-ish training
5 rounds:
5 pull ups/10 push ups/15 air squats/ 20 leg lifts/ .10 run

.5 mile run

5 rounds:
5 chin ups/10 burpees/15 walking lunges/ 20 American hammers/.10 run

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Happy Labor Day !

COT:

Dora Nation

AO: toratoratora
Q: Goose
PAX: Goodwill, 40 Minutes, Space Baby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: chilly

WARMUP: Willie mays hays, forward fold, arm stretches, good mornings

THE THANG: Dora Nation: 200 reps while partner runs: SSH, Dips, Curls, Press, Squats.

2 trips of Lunges

Circle of Mary

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Wall for Apraxia, contact Hot Route
Happy Hour Wednesday
Fridays by the River start in September

Dawg Days of August

AO: thebuffalo
Q: The Bobs
PAX: Hot Route, Giving Tree, Ultratecht, Space Baby, Hair Band, greyalbum, Elroy
FNGs: 1 Elroy
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Ideal. Clear and cool

WARMUP: Moseying down the hill and stopping at the stations:
SSH, Good Mornings, Willy Mays Hayes, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Little Baby Arm Circles to World’s Greatest Stretch

THE THANG: Find a park bench or picnic table:
• Step-ups – 20 (10 each leg)
• Incline Merkins – 15
• Decline Merkins – 15
• Dips – 20
• Repeat x4 (5 sets total)

Run up the path to the secret cave and stop for 20 squats + 20 merkins. Finish moseying to the playground

At the playground (rotate through until time)
• Pull-ups – 10 (modify with rows using a bar if needed)
• Burpees – 10
• Plank Hold – 1 minute

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Nashville Night Moves, Walk for Apraxia on 9/13 at Cornelia Fort. East side HH is the works — please vote on Hot Route’s post

COT: Hair Band’s father’s health and friend who will soon be a father. TAPs for each of us to remain consistent, grounded, and to be lights to our communities