Date: 2026-03-18 AO: insane_train Q: Shakira , PAX: Derby, El Capitan, Juicy J, Santana FNGs: 1 Santana COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Chilly at the end but warm and sweaty by the end.
WARMUP: Arm circles, chess press, slow merkins, willie mays hayes
THE THANG:
Early bird special: 5 laps w/10 sandbag curls, burpees, and presses.
10 Lunges w/sandbag 20 Sandbag Gorillas (swing up and down) 30 Chest presses w/sandbag 40 WW2s with Sandbag 30 Chest presses w/sandbag 20 Sandbag Gorillas (swing up and down) 10 Lunges w/sandbag
Sandbag Bucket Brigade: Keep the sandbag in the air. Derby dropped the bag to gift us all 10 burpees.
Storks stands with bag: grab bag balance on one foot (1 minute each foot)
10 Plank hands up/down (pull thrus w/bag) 20 Pitchfork movement with sandbag (10 left, 10 right) 30 Squats with bag 40 Lift bag overhead from shoulder to shoulder 30 Squats with bag 20 Pitchfork movement with sandbag (10 left, 10 right) 10 Plank hands up/down (pull thrus w/bag)
American hammers and pull throughs in a circle: Passed the bag around while exercising. After each rotation, a set of 20 pushups.
MOLESKINE: “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1. In times of trouble, look towards the people God has placed in your life who can help you.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers coming up at Wolfpack’s
COT: Prayers for patience in parenting and strength to support spouses by listening to them. Also, prayer for all those affected by war.
Merkin Madness: 180 pushups completed during the workout
WARMUP: Arm circles, chess press, slow merkins, willie mays hayes
THE THANG:
Early bird special: 5 laps w/10 sandbag curls, burpees, and presses.
10 Lunges w/sandbag 20 Sandbag Gorillas (swing up and down) 30 Chest presses w/sandbag 40 WW2s with Sandbag 30 Chest presses w/sandbag 20 Sandbag Gorillas (swing up and down) 10 Lunges w/sandbag
Sandbag Bucket Brigade: Keep the sandbag in the air. Derby dropped the bag to gift us all 10 burpees.
Storks stands with bag: grab bag balance on one foot (1 minute each foot)
10 Plank hands up/down (pull thrus w/bag) 20 Pitchfork movement with sandbag (10 left, 10 right) 30 Squats with bag 40 Lift bag overhead from shoulder to shoulder 30 Squats with bag 20 Pitchfork movement with sandbag (10 left, 10 right) 10 Plank hands up/down (pull thrus w/bag)
American hammers and pull throughs in a circle: Passed the bag around while exercising. After each rotation, a set of 20 pushups.
MOLESKINE: “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1. In times of trouble, look towards the people God has placed in your life who can help you.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers coming up at Wolfpack’s
COT: Prayers for patience in parenting and strength to support spouses by listening to them. Also, prayer for all those affected by war.
Merkin Madness: 180 pushups completed during the workout

