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[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-04-11 AO: The Castle Q: Squatter , PAX: Brown Slip, Pep, Squatter, Butterfingers, Chunks, Locksmith, Cross-stitch, Horizon, Juicy J, Strutter, hambone, Flipper (Matthew), Weezer FNGs: 1 Weezer COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: Perfect!
WARMUP: Mosey w/ disclaimers SSH IW Shoulder warmups
THE THANG: Mountain Climber Merkins 10 Side Squats 10 Plank Jacks 20 Carolina Dry Docks 15 Side straddle hops burpees 10 2X
11s V-ups Superman’s
Teams of 3 Transportation: Weighted sled / KB farmer carry / sandbag. Each PAX chooses Rest of PAX performed exercise called by moving team
Merkin Mix IC Standard / Wide / Close / Diamond
MOLESKINE: Congrats to Pep for highest post count of 2025 and completing at most 50% of each workout.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: March to May CSAUP 50
COT: We prayed
PLAYLIST: Shuffling feet
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Bomber

Date: 2026-04-10 AO: Bomber Q: Natural Ice , PAX: Crawlspace, Grape, Papa Bear, DintyMoore, Pep, Natural Ice, Sherlock, Hedwig, Right Said, Tim the Toolman FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Fanflippin Tastic
WARMUP: Nah, just started off running – then did some SSH and some of the usual ones out by the nipple.
THE THANG: 3 stations – with 3 exercises – running between each.
The Nipple – 20 hand release merkins, 20 dips, 10 WWI Golf course Parking lot – 20 diamond merkins, 20 Jane Fondas, 10 WWI Startdex – 20 incline Merkins, 20 Dips, 20 WWI
Simple Repetitive – 1.7 miles were ran and 520 calories burned : )
MOLESKINE: Kids these days don’t understand – People had horn players in bands, Dave Matthews had a Saxophone player whole orchestras used to travel with Brian Setzer. Now all the kids just hit play on their laptop band and vape while they stare at their phones
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4/13 impossible mile and holy smokers that night, 5/9 – run a half marathon with YHC and Juicy J, 5/16 – F3 Dads -! 8/29 join Pep for the 50 mile relay
COT: lifted up families of Pax going through health stuggles
PLAYLIST: hey, you remember that one time in the 90s when Jim Carrey’s movie the mask started a swing dancing revival and all those band nerds started swing bands. Yeah basically that was the playlist.
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-04-09 AO: Green Machine Q: moneyshot , PAX: Black Lung, moneyshot, Shania, Grape, Pepsi, Esposa, Topanga, Pep, Cowboy, Peabody FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: clear
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PLAYLIST:Phil Collins, Genesis, Peter Gabriel
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Titan – This day in punk-rock history

Date: 2026-04-08 AO: Titan Q: Good Morning America , PAX: Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Good Morning America, Sherlock, Papa Bear, Black Lung, Pep, Spinal Tap, @Radish, @MisterSafety, Squid FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: crisp
WARMUP: Inchworms, Mobility, Core warmup
THE THANG: Clash and Smash circuits with punk rock intensity and short breaks
MOLESKINE: break for 13+ Blacklung penalty birthday burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: walk a lot and count your steps? See slack
COT:
PLAYLIST: Clash and Offspring mix; consensus A+
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Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-04-07 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Focker , PAX: Pepsi, Tinkertoy, Esposa, Focker, DrRupp, Matador, Betty Ford, Toothless, Pep, Topanga (Scott), sooner FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: perfect for what we had ahead of us
WARMUP: stretches and a jog
THE THANG: “Killer B’s” Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Bear crawl back 30 yards.
Did this for 5 rounds
MOLESKINE: Everyone kept talking about much fun this was and wanted a longer version where the exercises were continuous. Maybe in a mile format perhaps
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -impossible mile April 23 – Matador doing his own Plankpril – March into May step challenge
COT: -illnesses and deaths -tolerating family -job interview for my M
PLAYLIST: “B” related songs
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Hold Me Closer, Tiny Titan

Date: 2026-03-25 AO: Titan Q: Vector , PAX: Vector, Choo Choo, Bubbles – Tyler (Franklin, TN), Roughage, Pep, Papa Bear, Sherlock, White Belt, Black Lung, Firefox, Tim the Toolman, Squatter, CubCadet, GMA, Deuce, Ramrod, Speechless, Real Nemo Rubicon FNGs: None COUNT: 18 CONDITIONS: A perfect spring morning.
YHC was planning a spring based theme but the playlist wasn’t giving me A+ vibes. So we pivoted to recognize a music great on his 79th birthday: Sir Reginald Dwight aka Elton John.
WARMUP: Mosey to Parthenon for SSH, LBAC, Seal claps, Overhead Presses, Moroccan Nightclubs, Reverse LBAC, Squats.
THE THANG: Mosey to hill. ELTONs: 79 reps of each exercise with a sprint up the hill in between.
Excellent Form Squats (see Squatter) Lunges Thrusters Overhead Press Normal merkins
Pause for 7 burpees to celebrate Black Lung’s arrival as per AOQ edict
Mosey to Parthenon to play PIANO. Partner up. One runs around monument while other does:
Plank Incline merkins Asskickers Normal squats Overhead press
Mary at Startex.
MOLESKINE: Had a great crew of DR/WL out at Titan representing Chicago, Dallas, California, and Franklin TN. A lot of pressure on Q to make sure folks get in a good workout. Intentionally stayed in front of Parthenon so our guests could experience a pretty cool AO view.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack. Note: Bomber :bomb: convergence with Handsomizer ⚽️ this week so don’t go to McCabe or u will be sad.
COT: Prayers for Aurora, Polly, Mark and those unnamed aloud in our hearts. Prayers for reason and compassionate leadership in our world.
PLAYLIST: All by Sir Elton :eyeglasses::musical_keyboard::sparkles: Rocket Man I’m Still Standing Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Don’t Go Breaking My Heart Tiny Dancer Crocodile Rock Bennie and the Jets Saturday Night’s All Right for Fighting Someone Saved My Life Tonight

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Middle Tooth Spring Break 1996

Date: 2026-03-24 AO: Middle Tooth Q: sooner , PAX: sooner, Esposa, Old Maid, Pep, Ruffage (DR St. Louis) FNGs: COUNT: 5 Warm up
Thing 1: boat race
Split up into two groups. Compete in an exercise style, boat race.
During the race, hold a static exercise. Start with the first packs in the line of each group. First team to finish the exercise down the line wins that round. Move down the line for each round until everybody on the team has started a race. The winner of the match rests while the loser takes a lap. Repeat for three to five matches depending on time. Best of three/five takes bragging rights.
Match 1 back-to-back wall sit 10 Burpees
Match 2 Hollow body hold 10 star jumps
Match 3 Low plank 10 big boy sit-ups
Match 4 Monkey humpers (thank you AI) 10 Hand release merkins
Match 5 Flying ‘V’ hold 10 lieutenant dans
Match 6 Static hang 10 leg lifts
Match 7 Swing plank 20 swing tucks
Thing 2 Speed cycle AMRAP – 1 minute, Winner runs a lap while pax does a backwards exercise. When runner catches pax, join and reverse direction
Round 1 – mountain climbers, left leg only Murder bunnies to normal bunnies
Round 2 – tuck jumps Crawl bear to bear crawl
Round 3 – merkins Bernie to mozy
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Middle Tooth Spring Break 1996

Date: 2026-03-24 AO: Middle Tooth Q: sooner , PAX: sooner, Esposa, Old Maid, Pep, Ruffage (DR St. Louis) FNGs: COUNT: 5 Warm up
Thing 1: boat race
Split up into two groups. Compete in an exercise style, boat race.
During the race, hold a static exercise. Start with the first packs in the line of each group. First team to finish the exercise down the line wins that round. Move down the line for each round until everybody on the team has started a race. The winner of the match rests while the loser takes a lap. Repeat for three to five matches depending on time. Best of three/five takes bragging rights.
Match 1 back-to-back wall sit 10 Burpees
Match 2 Hollow body hold 10 star jumps
Match 3 Low plank 10 big boy sit-ups
Match 4 Monkey humpers (thank you AI) 10 Hand release merkins
Match 5 Flying ‘V’ hold 10 lieutenant dans
Match 6 Static hang 10 leg lifts
Match 7 Swing plank 20 swing tucks
Thing 2 Speed cycle AMRAP – 1 minute, Winner runs a lap while pax does a backwards exercise. When runner catches pax, join and reverse direction
Round 1 – mountain climbers, left leg only Murder bunnies to normal bunnies
Round 2 – tuck jumps Crawl bear to bear crawl
Round 3 – merkins Bernie to mozy
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[The Castle] Test

Date: 2026-03-23 AO: The Castle Q: hambone , PAX: hambone, Pep FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS:
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[comz] Installing the New App

Date: 2026-03-16 AO: comz Q: hambone , PAX: Pep FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Nice and Warm
WARMUP: Nope, we just went straight in
THE THANG: I deactivated slackblast and activated the new F3 Nation App
MOLESKINE: Was good, would do again
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