Vector 8th Qversary – A Sampling of the Past

AO: bomber
Q: Vector
PAX: Chunks, CubCadet, DintyMoore, Firefox, Papa Bear, Pep, Sherlock, Strutter, Tim the Toolman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
To celebrate a slightly belated 8th Anniversary for YHC (I was EH’d by Ebola in Nov 2017 and had a hambone Q’d beatdown to introduce me to this non-cult cult), I decided to celebrate the musical tradition of sampling by sampling from my first Q. Vector from 8 years ago didn’t give me much to work with, but, like most sampled tunes, the end result is often worse than the original . . .

CONDITIONS: Slightly chilly but warm in our hearts

PLAYLIST: Legendary songs that sampled other works along with the originals

U Can’t Touch This – MC Hammer (which samples . . .)
Super Freak – Rick James
Ice Ice Baby – Vanilla Ice (which samples . . . )
Under Pressure – Queen and David Bowie
S.O.S. – Rhianna (which samples . . .)
Tainted Love – Soft Cell
Don’t Stop the Music – Rhianna (which samples . . . )
Wanna be Starting Somethin’ – Michael Jackson
Anxiety – Doechii (which samples . . . )
Somebody That I Used to Know – Gotye

WARMUP:
Taken from my first Q in March 2018:
GM x 12, WMH x 12, IW x 12, Squats x 12, LBAC x 12, RLBAC x 12

THE THANG:
The Original Vector Q Workout:
[Side note – 1) not sure how you do “reps” of bear crawls, 2) bear crawls AND burpeees? Jeez 2018 me, not cool.]
1) Bear crawl x 12
2) Dips on benches x 12
3) Pull-ups x 12
4) Burpees x 12

The Sample: Taking the original and making it better? worse? indifferent?
DORA with partner
Burpees x 100
Pull-ups x 200
Dips x 300
Run around Rec Center with a Bear Crawl on the last leg

Mary:
Did the 2018 Mary of Elbows to Knees L and R side x 12 each and followed by sampling to make better with “real” bicycles x 12 each side.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Grow School 12/6 (tomorrow)
2. Holiday Party Hair Band house 12/12 6p
3. Night Moves/After Hours 12/18

COT:
Words of gratitude, praises, prayers. Many prayers and gratitude for Pep’s new computer (like there was A LOT of discussion about this). Appreciated the arrival of HRS Chunks-N-Stuff and that they did not leave once they heard 200 pull-ups and 100 burpees on the docket! Thankful for all the HIM who came out and continue to push me to be harder, better, faster, stronger (see the Kanye sample I threw in there?). SYITG, Vec

Keep ’em Movin!

AO: the-knoll
Q: Derby
PAX: Wolfpack, Papa Bear, Shakira, Roadkill, Link (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: Wet Cold

WARMUP: 50 SSH, BACs, BACBACs, Air Press, WMH, Good Mornings, Runners Stretch, 5 Slow Merks, 5 Slow Squats, Mosey

THE THANG: Pair up for Dora

Round 1: Runner runs to fire hydrant with partners accumulating:
200 Merkins
200 Squats
200 Dips
100 Hanging Knee Ups

Group Mosey once complete

Round 2: Same running route accumulating:
100 Merkins
100 Squats
100 Dips
50 Hanging Knee Ups

Round 3: Same running route while partner holds plank

MOLESKINE: As we close out the year challenged PAX to reflect on their accomplishments this year. Too often we only stack the receipts of negatives and need to push those aside and be proud of physical goals achieved, relationships mended, career advancement, etc.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 12/6 Grow School at Sevier Park and 12/12 Ugly Sweater Party both being coordinated/hosted by Hair Band

Check Slack for other events.

COT: Prayers for opportunities and direction for our brothers currently in the midst of new and changing careers.

WEIGHTsteros workout 1

AO: westeros
Q: Michelin Man
PAX: Tim the Toolman, bluemule, Vector, Spinal Tap, Natural Ice, Pep, Michelin Man, Papa Bear, Red Skull, Right Said, Squatter, The Merchant, Juicy J, 0, 0
FNGs: 1 0
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS: effin’ cold

WARMUP: nope

THE THANG:

1. Warm up lap
2. MM creates 3 groups. MM’s group is the timer. Do 30 of each and then rotate to next station. 2x through.
-Station 1- curls / tricep extensions
-Station 2 – lunges (each leg is 1) / squats
-Station 3 – bent over rows / OHP
3. 5 Sprint break
4. Repeat #2
5. 5 sprint break (including a RE-moralizing decades staggered run)
6. Mary for time

Thanks for letting me lead. WEIGHTsteros begins.

Thanks

AO: bomber
Q: Firefox , CubCadet
PAX: DintyMoore, Black Lung, Papa Bear, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Vector
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: Mumblechatter. Mosey up to parking lot.
20 SSH
15 FLBAC
15 RLBAC
10 air presses

THE THANG: Firefox
20 iron mikes (each side is a half)
20 jump squats
20 monkey humpers

Repeat.

Tortoise and Hair. PAX partnered up at one of the parking lot. One partner did a traveling Lt. Dan. The other did 10 jump squats and murder bunny to catch their partner. Swap and repeat to the end of the parking.

Repeat for the full length of the parking lot.

CubCadet Mosey down to circle

New partners. Dora: 100 incline merkins, 200 dips, 300 4-count flutterkicks. Runner runs up to main drive and back.

Round robin mary with lots of some exclusionary rules, one of which was “Firefox doesn’t get to pick”.

MOLESKINE:
– 8 for 8 coffeeteria plus all five members of H.R. Chunksnstuff.
– DintyMoore talked about random encounters with naked people. Everyone else took detailed notes.
– It’s worth noting for posterity that CubCadet is thankful for his body and thinks we should all be thankful for his body.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Converge at handsomizer next Friday. bomber will be closed!
– Party at Hair Band’s place

COT:
– Much gratitude
– Safe holiday travels

Monster Ballads

AO: titan
Q: Natural Ice
PAX: Spinal Tap, Puzzlah, Young and Restless, Pep, Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Papa Bear, Juicy J, Squatter, G Money
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: very very perfect

PLAYLIST: https://youtu.be/_qLBSwrBiBs?si=LguU0WFsEF5ecEbK

WARMUP: Extremely slow SSH cadence practice…… we still need ore practice. Then we did some typical warm ups and stretching.

THE THANG: Another Big Dumb Thang
Mosey to the front of the Parthenon

5 Burpees
10 Derkins (decline merkins)
20 Merkins
30 Incline Merkins

Run around the circle and WWIs while we wait for the 6
YHC Called out cadence merry for an “active recovery” flutter kicks, LBCs

5 Burpees
10 Iron Mikes (each leg is half)
20 Bulgarian Split Squats
30 Jump Squats

Run around the circle and WWIs while we wait for the 6
YHC Called out LBCs, Freddy Mercurys, and Jane Fonda in cadence.

We rinsed and repeated this until our time was up – No breaks no stops, just chest, merry, legs, and more merry.

MOLESKINE: We came to work out – push it for 45 minutes and get the hardest part of your day behind you.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 After Dark or night moves or whatever….. its Thursday Night. Go to it!

COT:

Race to 1000

AO: the-knoll
Q: Half Lyfe
PAX: Gold Digger, Papa Bear, AAA, Pebbles, Malibu, El Capitan, Derby, Roadkill, Étouffée, Link (F3 Houston)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: perfect fall morning 50 degs.

WARMUP: SSH, WMH, Good Mornings then right to it.

THE THANG: Partner Up: One does exercise, one MOT to tree and back. 400 Squats, 400 Heal Taps, 300 Sit Ups, 300 Step Ups, 200 Dips, 200 Merkins, 100 Swing Rows, 100 Absolutions.

MOT
400’s Mosey
300’s Karaokee
200’s Politicans
100’s Sprint

Ran out of time around Merkins/Swing Rows. As a groups did about 3mins of absolutions. Don’t know what I was thinking for trying to complete 100 of those.

MOLESKINE: 1000 is used 120-130 times in the Bible.

The number 1000 carries special symbolic significance in the Bible, often representing completeness, fullness, or vastness beyond human comprehension.

The symbolic use of 1000 in the Bible invites us to expand our thinking and perception of God’s work in the world. It challenges us to look beyond our immediate circumstances and consider God’s eternal perspective and vast plans for creation.

1. Deuteronomy 7:9 – “Know therefore that the Lord your God is God; he is the faithful God, keeping his covenant of love to a thousand generations of those who love him and keep his commandments.” Here, 1000 symbolizes God’s enduring faithfulness.
2. Exodus 20:6 – “But showing love to a thousand generations of those who love me and keep my commandments.” Here, 1000 is used to express the vastness of God’s love for His faithful followers.
3. 1 Chronicles 16:15 – “He remembers his covenant forever, the promise he made, for a thousand generations.” This verse emphasizes the eternal nature of God’s covenant.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack

COT: count off, name-o-rama, Prayers for El Captain for end of year work rush, Derby’s grandmother who passed away and all those not having a place or people to celebrate the holidays with, Malibu’s job search, Sickness going around with kiddos. Coffeeteria.

Thank you Link from Houston for joining us this morning. It was a pleasure leading you all.

17 NOV 2025

AO: westeros
Q: bluemule , Papa Bear, DintyMoore, Spinal Tap, Young and Restless, Tim the Toolman, Pep, Sherlock
PAX: bluemule, Sherlock, Young and Restless, Tim the Toolman, Spinal Tap, Pep, DintyMoore, Papa Bear
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Cold but manageable

WARMUP: YHC had a house alarm go off five minutes before start – false alarm but it required leaving and having everyone else step in to Q!

THE THANG:
The PAX all stepped up for a no-notice Q while I went to check the security alarm!
-Dora: 100 mountain climbers, 200 LBCs, 300 squats, one PAX does exercises and one runs around the loop
-Playground: Rounds of several calisthenics including burpees, pull-ups, merkins, and dips.
-Sprints: Self-explanatory

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
-Night Moves this Thursday, and Thanksgiving run next week

COT: Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Fire Tap

AO: titan
Q: Spinal Tap , Firefox
PAX: Fulton (St. Louis), Sherlock, Tim the Toolman, Choo Choo, CubCadet, Papa Bear, Pep
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Warmer

WARMUP: The usual stuff

THE THANG: Firefox focused on upper body with increasing reps alternating running back and forth.

We then proceeded to the Parthenon and did workouts at each corner with a group of 3 doing a lap between corners.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack! Siri is leading a beat down at Percy Warner steps Saturday and next Thursday is night moves led by Black Lung

COT: Pep job stress, new babies coming into the world, and encouragement to stay in community…

Frozen Indigenous Circuits 🥶

AO: the-knoll
Q: El Capitan
PAX: Timber, AAA, Malibu, Juicy J, Siri, El Capitan, Gold Digger, Half Lyfe, Papa Bear, Piglet, Roadkill, Tebow, The Banker, Wolfpack, @Link (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
CONDITIONS: oh you know.

WARMUP:

Bacs & BacBacs 15x
Overhead Presses 10x
Moroccan Bankers 10x
CLIMB stretch routine
Imperial Walkers 15x
Motivators 4x

THE THANG:

Indigenous Baton Circuits (with multiple stops for reps)

If baton is dropped, PAX do 10 merkins

First circuit:

Goodpasture Terrace hill: corner stop sign – Myrrh intersection – Footpath Intersection – then reverse route (5 stops)

10x Mtn. Merkins (HR Merkin + 4 ct. mtn climber)
15x Monkey Humpers
20x WW2s

Take a breather at starting point, then walk to base of Harpeth Knoll hill

Second circuit:

Up Harpeth Knoll street hill: stop sign at base of hill – top of hill – far side – top of hill (4 stops)

10x Groiners
15x Lunges (2 is 1)
20x Plank Jacks

Mosey to playground for COT.

MOLESKINE:

With the weather getting colder, remember the homeless. If that means bringing an extra coat in the car to give away, extra hand-warmers, or a little extra cash, look for opportunities to be generous as we enter these colder months.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Siri is leading a 6 AM stair ruck at the Percy Warner stairs this Saturday. Who’s in??

Prayers for the people of Sudan.

Tebow’s family is growing! Pray for the baby twins & for his family as they prepare to move to Franklin. We’re so thankful that you came out today, bud. You will be missed but you know how to reach us!

COT:

Countorama, Nameorama, Prayers lifted up, & coffee enjoyed.

It was an honor & a pleasure to lead y’all this morning!

:el-capitan:

IYKYK

AO: westeros
Q: Chunks
PAX: Spinal Tap, Vector, CubCadet, DintyMoore, Puzzlah, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Papa Bear, bluemule, Salami
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: NOT FOR THE WEAK. :cold_face:

WARMUP: Arm Circles. Imperial Walkers, SSH, Right over left, Left over right, Willie Mays Hayes

THE THANG:

Don’t know what Pre-Workout Gym Bro Vector took, but he was ready to take on Love Circle.

CubCadet was skeptical and waiting for a surprise Co-Q to pop out of a bush.

Without furth ado, time to attack Love Circle!

Off we go with and Indian Run. Stopped at the bridge for some Boo Boo Bearcrawls. Continued the run to the stop sign for some Merkins. Then we took the Mrs. Toolman route straight up the hill.

Reached the summit for a moment of reflection. Asked the PAX to think about all the opportunities they’ve been blessed with in this city and how they can pass those along to others in the city we all love.

What goes us must come down. Also we completed the circle at love circle. Stopped at the stop sign again for some merkins. Continued our run stopped at the bridge for a nice lunge walk across the bridge. Continued the run to the hill near the portajohns. Squats and Merkins at the top and bottom. 3 Rounds.

95% of men over the age of 35 will never sprint again. Not today Satan. Sprint back to startex.

Finished with some ab work and broga.

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack

COT: Prayers for jobs and families

Found out after the work out that was Papa Bear’s first time summiting Love Circle. :heart::large_green_circle:

Always an honor to lead at Westeros.