Titan

Date: 2026-04-29 AO: Titan Q: Esposa , PAX: Pep, Hipster, Papa Bear, CubCadet, Esposa, Saigon Sam FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Crisp and the Ground was wet with puddles
WARMUP: Espoga= (Yoga+Bro) Esposa/Thunderburpee
THE THANG: Playground led by DR Saigon Sam. Dips, step ups, pull ups
4 corners Around Parthenon 25 dry docks 25 LBC 25 drop squats 50 plank jacks High skip Karaoke left Karaoke Right Bernie 25 merkins 25 aqua man’s 25 Bonnie Blair 50 Hill Billy’s
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Ruck see Hipster tampalibra
COT: Prayers for Frank, Kevin new life
PLAYLIST: LA Riots inspired with it being April 29th 1992

Westeros

Date: 2026-04-27 AO: Westeros Q: Michelin Man , Vector PAX: Michelin Man, Grape, Papa Bear, bluemule, Vector, DintyMoore, Pep, Floss FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: spring has sprung
WARMUP: back and hip exercises
THE THANG: see the pic
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Titan

Date: 2026-04-22 AO: Titan Q: Papa Bear , PAX: CubCadet, Pep, Stumbles, Papa Bear, Vector, Tim the Toolman, Sherlock, Scoop FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Sunny
WARMUP: Pre-stretch legs and arms
THE THANG: Inventoried a variety of trees throughout the park, in recognition of Earth day! Sharing fun facts, like Dawn Redwood was thought to be extinct until rediscovered in a remote valley in China in 1944, and completing an exercise before moving onto the next tree!
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Prayers for Stumbles retreat presentation on Friday; Ongoing prayers offered for Squatter, his wife and daugther
PLAYLIST: Sounds of nature

The Knoll

Date: 2026-04-21 AO: The Knoll Q: Pebbles , PAX: AAA, Pebbles, Papa Bear, Roadkill, Sparrow FNGs: COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Warmish
WARMUP: Side straddle hops Bacs Bac bacs Windmills Slow squats
THE THANG: Sandbags were available
Curls X10 Overhead press X10 Dips X10 Square X10 Bent over rows X10 Lt. Dan’s X10 Step ups X10 Russian twists X10 Run 100m
Repeat until you puke. Nobody puked
MOLESKINE: My college coach would end every team meeting by saying “Take care of yourself first, then take care of others.”
At the time I thought it selfish but now realize it’s the proper order of things. You can’t be effective unless you have you have your own act together.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: Prayed for the PAX
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Bomber

Date: 2026-04-17 AO: Bomber Q: Chunks , Strutter, Crawlspace, Hair Band, Right Said, hambone PAX: Tim the Toolman, Hair Band, Chunks, Strutter, hambone, Hedwig, Papa Bear, Crawlspace, Right Said, Pep, Title Max, CubCadet, Vector FNGs: COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: Beautiful WARMUP: Some kind of nonsense. THE THANG: Lots of nonsense. Strutter called for 1 burpee for every man that walked on the moon, so we moseyed. Bunch of other nonsense. Crawlspace arrived. More nonsense. MOLESKINE:
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Bomber

Date: 2026-04-10 AO: Bomber Q: Natural Ice , PAX: Crawlspace, Grape, Papa Bear, DintyMoore, Pep, Natural Ice, Sherlock, Hedwig, Right Said, Tim the Toolman FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Fanflippin Tastic
WARMUP: Nah, just started off running – then did some SSH and some of the usual ones out by the nipple.
THE THANG: 3 stations – with 3 exercises – running between each.
The Nipple – 20 hand release merkins, 20 dips, 10 WWI Golf course Parking lot – 20 diamond merkins, 20 Jane Fondas, 10 WWI Startdex – 20 incline Merkins, 20 Dips, 20 WWI
Simple Repetitive – 1.7 miles were ran and 520 calories burned : )
MOLESKINE: Kids these days don’t understand – People had horn players in bands, Dave Matthews had a Saxophone player whole orchestras used to travel with Brian Setzer. Now all the kids just hit play on their laptop band and vape while they stare at their phones
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4/13 impossible mile and holy smokers that night, 5/9 – run a half marathon with YHC and Juicy J, 5/16 – F3 Dads -! 8/29 join Pep for the 50 mile relay
COT: lifted up families of Pax going through health stuggles
PLAYLIST: hey, you remember that one time in the 90s when Jim Carrey’s movie the mask started a swing dancing revival and all those band nerds started swing bands. Yeah basically that was the playlist.

The Knoll

Date: 2026-04-07 AO: The Knoll Q: Half Lyfe , PAX: Roadkill, Timber, Pebbles, Malibu, Papa Bear, Shakira, AAA, Half Lyfe, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: perfect after a little warm up.
WARMUP: Mosey with high knees, butt kickers, karaoke, side shuffle, arm/leg stretches.
THE THANG: 50 sec on 10 sec between stations. Finished with some flutter kicks.
MOLESKINE: Mash up beat down with mash up playlist. Never know what life will throw your way so always time to reflect, adapt and grow!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack!
COT: count off, name-o-rama, coffee.
PLAYLIST: mash up

Bomber – Run and Situps

Date: 2026-04-03 AO: Bomber Q: hambone , PAX: Hedwig, DintyMoore, Vector, CubCadet, hambone, Papa Bear FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Warmish
WARMUP: Lol no
THE THANG: Run, do sit ups, repeat. 240 sit ups total.
Finish with KB carries up the hill.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Prayers for Good Friday, Easter, and redemption in Jesus Christ
PLAYLIST: lol no

Titan – This day in punk-rock history

Date: 2026-04-08 AO: Titan Q: Good Morning America , PAX: Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Good Morning America, Sherlock, Papa Bear, Black Lung, Pep, Spinal Tap, @Radish, @MisterSafety, Squid FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: crisp
WARMUP: Inchworms, Mobility, Core warmup
THE THANG: Clash and Smash circuits with punk rock intensity and short breaks
MOLESKINE: break for 13+ Blacklung penalty birthday burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: walk a lot and count your steps? See slack
COT:
PLAYLIST: Clash and Offspring mix; consensus A+

What a fool believes…

Date: 2026-04-01 AO: Titan Q: Puzzlah , PAX: Puzzlah, LIGHTNING(Devario Parson), Right Said, Stumbles, DintyMoore, Speechless (Bryan), Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Bubbles – Tyler (Franklin, TN), Squatter, Sherlock, Black Lung, Papa Bear, Hipster, Candy Striper, Big Red (Brandon Romagossa), Radish, Schmear, Cupcake, Ambien, Faucet FNGs: 2 Ambien, Faucet COUNT: 21 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: 45 minutes, 15 Burpees EMOM 45 minutes, 15 Burpees EMOM April Fools Stretch-er-out
THE THANG: 2 Burpee Last-man-up run around the park — Don’t look in the dark corners. Some Bernies and lunges to keep the group together.
HCA Garage: Level 1: 25 Merkins Level 2: 50 squats Level 3: 75 Big Boy Sit-ups Level 4: 15 Burpees Level 5: Suicide run up and DR Lead – Candy Striper led us in some Bear Crawls to the line and Merkins at each line – Schmear led us in some Carioca into some LBCs Bernie up the ramps, sprint along flats.
Mosey back to Startex – Mosey one side of parking lot, sprint back — 3 laps – Tempo Merkins
MOLESKINE: Huge group of HIMs supporting one another–inspired to lead this group.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: See Slack COT: Support our loved ones and family as they go through recovery. Reflections on Easter Week.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3UVeHAksVrWRAoSkE68ZQ4?si=sWjC_KwySoW603-MML6YDg