Sweatimus Prime

Date: 2026-06-29 AO: Westeros Q: Firefox , PAX: SalPal, Pep, Makita (Anderson Fader), Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Sherlock, Spinal Tap, Papa Bear, Chunks, DintyMoore, Squatter, Firefox FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Swampy
WARMUP: Mosey to school steps 47 SSH 10 Merkins Stretch Mosey to playground
THE THANG: Mosey to the playground. PAX started with the first exercise from the list below, then ran. Then add the next exercise and all previously performed ones, then run. Rinse and repeat. Copious sweating ensued. 2 Frog jumps 3 Star jumps 5 Burpees 7 Pull-ups 11 Merkins 13 Incline merkins 17 Dips 19 Shoulder tap plank jacks (each side is a half) 23 Fire hydrants (each side is a half) 29 Monkey humpers 31 Buzzsaw planks 37 Plank jacks 41 Mountain climbers 43 Flutter kicks 47 WW1s
We got to buzzsaw planks and then did the last 4 exercises (shortening the 47 WW1s to 4+7=11 reps)
MARY: Mosey back to startex. Sweat some more.
MOLESKINE: HR was notified of tasteless shirt removals. Also, per SalPal , prime numbers can be classified by… :sleeping:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, 1st F AOQ handoff, etc.
COT: – Congratulations and support to SalPal’s family on welcome additions and welcome (professional) subtractions – Much love and support to Squatter and his family.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6jMXhCa6xZIWsVRndSt9sP?si=18ba1abec1ff4d30

Titan

Date: 2026-06-17 AO: Titan Q: Spinal Tap , PAX: Spinal Tap, Natural Ice, Pep, Choo Choo, DintyMoore, Tim the Toolman, Black Lung, Papa Bear, Chunks, GameStop FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Sweaty
WARMUP: The Usual
THE THANG: DORA, 11’s, and Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack.
COT: Prayers for Femurs family in Spring Hill, Squatter and wife through her treatments in Mexico.
PLAYLIST: A+++ except Papa Bear opinion.

Westeros

Date: 2026-06-15 AO: Westeros Q: Pep , PAX: SalPal, Pep, Sherlock, DintyMoore, Tim the Toolman, Vector, Papa Bear, Grape, Steampunk FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Chill in the air for June
WARMUP: Run to playground Baby arm circles Imperial walkers Good mornings
THE THANG: Tres Dora Groups of three Two stations of exercises : one at playground and one at second base of ball field Exercises: 300 pull ups, 400 wojo (jump squat) How it works A partner at each station, third partner runs from one station to the other. When partner gets to other station, he swaps with the partner there. That partner becomes the runner, running back the other station The partners sum up the teams reps
Mosey to semi circle Bear crawl to sidewalk Lunge walk down sidewalk Bear crawl back to the school
5 mericans
Mosey to startx Round of Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Franklin convergence next week July 11 11’s at stairs in Percy Warner : slt transition
COT: Squatter and wife
PLAYLIST: Dinty almost brought his speaker.

Bomber

Date: 2026-06-12 AO: Bomber Q: Puzzlah , PAX: CubCadet, Sherlock, Pep, Papa Bear, Puzzlah, Vector, DintyMoore, Topps, Steampunk FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: damp
WARMUP:
SSH Willie mays hays Stretch
THE THANG:
World cup trivia and sprints Goal was to get to 40 sprints, we only got to 35 Soccer themed exercises
Didnt get to the penalty shootout. Next time!
MARY: flutters and planks
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6sOwNSKHtcNfAcnjUKqaIw?si=YwolAMXtTNmHASbWpaEtMA&pi=fr_hF6b_S3uRU

Titan

Date: 2026-06-10 AO: Titan Q: The Merchant , PAX: Tim the Toolman, Pep, bluemule, Papa Bear, g-string, Bubbles – Tyler (Franklin, TN), Hipster, Makita (Anderson Fader), Choo Choo, The Merchant, Plato, Radish, Big Red, Fireball FNGs: None COUNT: 14 CONDITIONS: Warm and humid
WARMUP: A lap around the Parthenon grounds
THE THANG: The Wheel of Pain:
A wheel with 20 possible exercises is spun. PAX perform 10 reps of the selected exercise and then run a short lap. Repeat ad nauseum.
MARY: PAX circled up and each chose an exercise for the group to do.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack for details on the upcoming convergences
COT: Ongoing prayers for Squatter’s family
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6UKnVLnLxwft0zTufhrd5c?si=MaKHrt6aTp6GYru1VwUNDA&pi=dLs4EPXuS5K63

Bomber

Date: 2026-06-05 AO: Bomber Q: Strutter , PAX: Shy Guy, CubCadet, Vector, Puzzlah, Pep, Papa Bear, Topps, Strutter, Tim the Toolman, Chunks, Steampunk FNGs: COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Beautiful morning. WARMUP: Thanks CubCadet THE THANG: Not 4 corners, 5 corners. Corner 1 squats/std Corner 2 merkins/std Corner 3 squats/s&d Corner 4 merkins/asst Corner 5 Mahktar N’Deaye Modes of transport between corners: Broad Jump Burpees Duck Walks Lunge Walks Bernies Assorted methods including Boo-Boo Bear Crawls, Standard Bear Crawls, and Sprints. 3 rounds of each. All exercises were done in cadence. MARY: 55 LBCs IC MOLESKINE: Thanks for being on the show. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Strutterfest ’26 COT: Squatter family, coach. PLAYLIST:

Downtown Rodeo 🤠 🐎

Date: 2026-06-03 AO: Titan Q: Toothless , PAX: Papa Bear, Pole Dancer, Makita (Anderson Fader), Tim the Toolman, Spinal Tap, Vector, Pep, Hipster, Toothless, CubCadet, Shelby, Steampunk, FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: Pleasantly cool, a welcome break from the oncoming onslaught of humidity and heat
WARMUP: Active warmups e.g. skips, shuffles, karaoke, etc.
THE THANG: Downtown Rodeo :face_with_cowboy_hat: :racehorse: Head to the field where the first event is set up
Event 1: Barrel Race Relay PAX split into two groups. Groups perform exercises AMRAP until all PAX have completed the barrel pattern. Incorrect pattern results in a restart for that runner. First group to finish wins, winners do 5 burpees and losers do 15.
Round 1 – Prisoner Squats Round 2 – Merkins Round 3 – WWI’s
Event 2: Stampede Bear crawl sharks and minnows, as in bear crawl across the field and try not to get tagged by the bear crawlers who are it. Number of taggers (ideally) increases each round along with the difficulty. Last man to be tagged wins. 2 rounds.
Event 3: Climbing Pikes Peak The Manitou Incline is a set of 2768 railroad tie steps gaining 2000ft of elevation in a mile. Let’s climb it. 2768 divided by the number of PAX. Roughly 200 double count mountain climbers each.
Event 4: Quarter Horse Dash The namesake of the Quarter Horse comes from it being the fastest breed at or below that distance. Conveniently, a lap around the Parthenon is exactly 1/4 of a mile. So, PAX run a lap with someone calling finish times. Continue to run laps and beat your times else be faced with AMRAP exercises. Some PAX made it 3 laps before heading back for time.
MARY: Dealers choice til time, starting with 10 bucking broncos aka donkey kicks
MOLESKINE: Barrels relay was mostly successful, but at least one of the PAX messed up the pattern on each of the rounds which ended up being the deciding factor in the race. Bear crawling sharks and minnows from the Stampede event was a hit with everyone, especially CubCadet and Vector. The 200 mountain climbers were surprisingly difficult once getting to the higher counts. YHC was toast for the Quarter Horse Dash, but Spinal Tap must have sandbagged because he was almost 10 seconds faster on the 2nd and 3rd laps!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – 7/11 convergence! – Come to bomber for Strutter’s birthday kickoff – Keep checking Slack for more fun announcements!
COT: YHC encouraged the PAX to be grateful for their health & the ability to workout, as health is easy to take for granted until you don’t have it. Prayer requests were shared, ball of man was convened.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5RpkZbLODArnaWvGQy9QZq?si=15faca6db7c9424c

The Knoll

Date: 2026-05-26 AO: The Knoll Q: Sooie , PAX: Roadkill, Juicy J, Papa Bear, Sooie, Chains (Ryan Johnson), morning stār, Bumblebee (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: The heaven’s showered tears of mirth upon our gathering and the temperature was just warm enough to keep us from becoming hypothermic.
WARMUP: – Head rotations OYO – Shoulder rotations OYO – BAC 16x – BBAC 16x – Don Quixote 6x – Motivators from 5 – Slow squats (so Chains (Ryan Johnson) could join us before we proceeded to the main event)
THE THANG: BUILD-A-BURPEE 5 Cones, spaced 10 yards apart. Home cone = Burpee Assembly Station Cone 1: Squat Cone 2: Groiner Cone 3: Merkin Cone 4: Jump Squat
PAX lined up in a queue (line) and took their turn in the burpee building event. Run to cone, perform exercise at cone, run back, add it to the burpee assembly. We descended a ladder of reps from 5 amidst much rain and much mumblechatter.
MOLESKINE: Reflected on personal meditations from Pslam 107.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Summer Bash TBD
COT: Prayers lifted. PLAYLIST: pitter, patter of rain on Roadkill’s hood.

Bomber

Date: 2026-05-08 AO: Bomber Q: Spinal Tap , PAX: Vector, Papa Bear, DintyMoore, CubCadet, Black Lung, Pep, Spinal Tap, Sherlock, Topps FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: the usual
THE THANG: DORA strengthening the :peach: Bear crawl or lunges while the others did 100 Fire hydrants 200 single leg glut bridge 300 squats
Deck of Death: merkins, star jumps, burpees, Carolina dry docks, and reverse lunges
Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Juicy J half marathon tomorrow! Holy smokers next week
COT: Squatters wife, grapes son, vectors son to hopefully pack and be a responsible adult, etc
Thanks for letting me lead!
PLAYLIST:

Shakira’s Search & Rescue Q

Date: 2026-05-05 AO: The Knoll Q: Shakira , PAX: Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Papa Bear, Malibu, Shakira FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Perfect with a side of ideal
WARMUP: Willie Mays Hayes, low slow squats, merkins, motivators, and warming up our brains with a discussion of proper cadence counting
THE THANG:
1. CPR (Chest, Press, Raise): 5 minutes of increasing reps. Combination of 3 Arm exercises with SBs. Starting position like doing curls and done all together in a 6-Count cadence: 1 = “C”url, 2 = Overhead “P”ress, 3 = Tricep “R”aise (i.e. extension), 4 = back to OHP position, 5 = back to Curl position, 6 = back to resting position.
2. CPR stations and choking first aid: – 2 PAX lunge walk with babies and perform choking first aid – 1 PAX performs compressions on mannequin – 2 PAX do weighted squats with SB
3. 911 & AED run 1. 2 PAX do 9 weighted squats & 11 curls, followed by 9 JLos & 11 plankjacks 2. 3 PAX run with SBs to retrieve the AED
4. Sand Bag Brigade: Pass two sand bags overhead in a line. Capped off with bear crawl and 90 second plank.
MOLESKINE: “In times of trouble, Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.” — Mr Rogers. Let’s be people who step up in times of trouble.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Juicy J Half!
COT: Prayers for family, travel, and transitions to summer. Continued prayer for all those experiencing health challenges, especially Squatter’s wife
PLAYLIST: Songs with bpm 100-120