Bomber

Date: 2026-04-10 AO: Bomber Q: Natural Ice , PAX: Crawlspace, Grape, Papa Bear, DintyMoore, Pep, Natural Ice, Sherlock, Hedwig, Right Said, Tim the Toolman FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Fanflippin Tastic
WARMUP: Nah, just started off running – then did some SSH and some of the usual ones out by the nipple.
THE THANG: 3 stations – with 3 exercises – running between each.
The Nipple – 20 hand release merkins, 20 dips, 10 WWI Golf course Parking lot – 20 diamond merkins, 20 Jane Fondas, 10 WWI Startdex – 20 incline Merkins, 20 Dips, 20 WWI
Simple Repetitive – 1.7 miles were ran and 520 calories burned : )
MOLESKINE: Kids these days don’t understand – People had horn players in bands, Dave Matthews had a Saxophone player whole orchestras used to travel with Brian Setzer. Now all the kids just hit play on their laptop band and vape while they stare at their phones
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4/13 impossible mile and holy smokers that night, 5/9 – run a half marathon with YHC and Juicy J, 5/16 – F3 Dads -! 8/29 join Pep for the 50 mile relay
COT: lifted up families of Pax going through health stuggles
PLAYLIST: hey, you remember that one time in the 90s when Jim Carrey’s movie the mask started a swing dancing revival and all those band nerds started swing bands. Yeah basically that was the playlist.

The Knoll

Date: 2026-04-07 AO: The Knoll Q: Half Lyfe , PAX: Roadkill, Timber, Pebbles, Malibu, Papa Bear, Shakira, AAA, Half Lyfe, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: perfect after a little warm up.
WARMUP: Mosey with high knees, butt kickers, karaoke, side shuffle, arm/leg stretches.
THE THANG: 50 sec on 10 sec between stations. Finished with some flutter kicks.
MOLESKINE: Mash up beat down with mash up playlist. Never know what life will throw your way so always time to reflect, adapt and grow!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack!
COT: count off, name-o-rama, coffee.
PLAYLIST: mash up

Bomber – Run and Situps

Date: 2026-04-03 AO: Bomber Q: hambone , PAX: Hedwig, DintyMoore, Vector, CubCadet, hambone, Papa Bear FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Warmish
WARMUP: Lol no
THE THANG: Run, do sit ups, repeat. 240 sit ups total.
Finish with KB carries up the hill.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Prayers for Good Friday, Easter, and redemption in Jesus Christ
PLAYLIST: lol no

Titan – This day in punk-rock history

Date: 2026-04-08 AO: Titan Q: Good Morning America , PAX: Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Good Morning America, Sherlock, Papa Bear, Black Lung, Pep, Spinal Tap, @Radish, @MisterSafety, Squid FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: crisp
WARMUP: Inchworms, Mobility, Core warmup
THE THANG: Clash and Smash circuits with punk rock intensity and short breaks
MOLESKINE: break for 13+ Blacklung penalty birthday burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: walk a lot and count your steps? See slack
COT:
PLAYLIST: Clash and Offspring mix; consensus A+

What a fool believes…

Date: 2026-04-01 AO: Titan Q: Puzzlah , PAX: Puzzlah, LIGHTNING(Devario Parson), Right Said, Stumbles, DintyMoore, Speechless (Bryan), Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Bubbles – Tyler (Franklin, TN), Squatter, Sherlock, Black Lung, Papa Bear, Hipster, Candy Striper, Big Red (Brandon Romagossa), Radish, Schmear, Cupcake, Ambien, Faucet FNGs: 2 Ambien, Faucet COUNT: 21 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: 45 minutes, 15 Burpees EMOM 45 minutes, 15 Burpees EMOM April Fools Stretch-er-out
THE THANG: 2 Burpee Last-man-up run around the park — Don’t look in the dark corners. Some Bernies and lunges to keep the group together.
HCA Garage: Level 1: 25 Merkins Level 2: 50 squats Level 3: 75 Big Boy Sit-ups Level 4: 15 Burpees Level 5: Suicide run up and DR Lead – Candy Striper led us in some Bear Crawls to the line and Merkins at each line – Schmear led us in some Carioca into some LBCs Bernie up the ramps, sprint along flats.
Mosey back to Startex – Mosey one side of parking lot, sprint back — 3 laps – Tempo Merkins
MOLESKINE: Huge group of HIMs supporting one another–inspired to lead this group.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: See Slack COT: Support our loved ones and family as they go through recovery. Reflections on Easter Week.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3UVeHAksVrWRAoSkE68ZQ4?si=sWjC_KwySoW603-MML6YDg

The Knoll

Date: 2026-03-31 AO: The Knoll Q: Stubs , PAX: Étouffée, Papa Bear, Stubs, Half Lyfe, Sparrow, Pebbles, morning stār, AAA, Juicy J, Roadkill, Bumblebee 🐝 2.0 FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: 10x ssh 10x BACs, BacBacs, OHP 10x low slow squats Willy Mays hays OYO Mosey to stop sign, then to water table
THE THANG: Deck of cards Aces =15 reps Face =10 reps Numbers = as indicated Deuces wild – run to backstop and back and pax calls out exercise of choice
Hearts = squats Spades = step ups Clubs = Mercans Diamond = Dips
Wilds were – LBCs, monkey jumpers, lazy imperial walkers and cobras
Mary was 20x ww2s and LBCs
MOLESKINE: needed to keep it simple – so the deck of cards made todays Q easier. Definitely having a harder time getting up and out these days and didn’t want to over complicate it.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots of upcoming events mentioned crawfish boil March into May Juicy half marathon Family farm camp 4:13 ruck event F3 dads workout in May As always check slack
COT:prayers and coffee
PLAYLIST: some 2000 alt jams at a low volume. Plenty of chatter. Sound of birds.

Hold Me Closer, Tiny Titan

Date: 2026-03-25 AO: Titan Q: Vector , PAX: Vector, Choo Choo, Bubbles – Tyler (Franklin, TN), Roughage, Pep, Papa Bear, Sherlock, White Belt, Black Lung, Firefox, Tim the Toolman, Squatter, CubCadet, GMA, Deuce, Ramrod, Speechless, Real Nemo Rubicon FNGs: None COUNT: 18 CONDITIONS: A perfect spring morning.
YHC was planning a spring based theme but the playlist wasn’t giving me A+ vibes. So we pivoted to recognize a music great on his 79th birthday: Sir Reginald Dwight aka Elton John.
WARMUP: Mosey to Parthenon for SSH, LBAC, Seal claps, Overhead Presses, Moroccan Nightclubs, Reverse LBAC, Squats.
THE THANG: Mosey to hill. ELTONs: 79 reps of each exercise with a sprint up the hill in between.
Excellent Form Squats (see Squatter) Lunges Thrusters Overhead Press Normal merkins
Pause for 7 burpees to celebrate Black Lung’s arrival as per AOQ edict
Mosey to Parthenon to play PIANO. Partner up. One runs around monument while other does:
Plank Incline merkins Asskickers Normal squats Overhead press
Mary at Startex.
MOLESKINE: Had a great crew of DR/WL out at Titan representing Chicago, Dallas, California, and Franklin TN. A lot of pressure on Q to make sure folks get in a good workout. Intentionally stayed in front of Parthenon so our guests could experience a pretty cool AO view.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack. Note: Bomber :bomb: convergence with Handsomizer ⚽️ this week so don’t go to McCabe or u will be sad.
COT: Prayers for Aurora, Polly, Mark and those unnamed aloud in our hearts. Prayers for reason and compassionate leadership in our world.
PLAYLIST: All by Sir Elton :eyeglasses::musical_keyboard::sparkles: Rocket Man I’m Still Standing Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Don’t Go Breaking My Heart Tiny Dancer Crocodile Rock Bennie and the Jets Saturday Night’s All Right for Fighting Someone Saved My Life Tonight

With a Little Luck . . .

Date: 2026-03-16 AO: westeros Q: Vector PAX: Pep, CubCadet, Chunks, Squatter, Spinal Tap, SalPal, DintyMoore, Papa Bear, Tim the Toolman FNGs: None COUNT: 10 YHC thought that today’s highly anticipated version of Weightsteros should celebrate tomorrow’s holiday, St. Patty’s Day :four_leaf_clover: with a theme about luck.
CONDITIONS: Cool but perfect.
WARMUP: SSH, LBAC, Overhead presses, Seal Claps, Moroccan Night Clubs, RLBACs, Squats, WMH and Good Mornings
THE THANG: #1 Lucky :four_leaf_clover:: PAX each draws a card. Lucky PAX has highest card and gets to wear the shamrock necklace and pick an exercise for the PAX to do while they run across the lot and back x 3.
#2 Unlucky :x: :four_leaf_clover:: Now the PAX with the lowest card goes, but has to do 5 burpees with each exercise lap
#3 Lucky #7 :four_leaf_clover: :seven:: Spinal Tap’s turn to go — same principle as #1
#4 L-U-C-K: 17 reps of Lunges Ultimate/Utilitarian/Ugh Burpees Crunches of the Lil’ Baby Variety Killer Squats
Mary to time.
MOLESKINE: In life, you’ll encounter good and bad luck — be prepared with the skills to handle both as leaders and men.
ANNOUNCEMENTS/COT: – Holy Smokers, Grow School, Etc. – check the Slack – Kudos to The Merchant for a successful murder mystery night that may have involved Tim the Toolman turning into a demon?? – Thanks to some lippy jib-jab from DintyMoore and Chunks, the Q made the PAX run a little sprint. Gotta get your movement tracker started I guess . . . – SalPal was the dreaded Lucky HIM as he picked blockees more than once. He’s practically on vacation anyway. – Prayers for Title Max’s daughter, those traveling, our Muslim community members, and our leaders – Pep was most excited about Tom Petty’s entry on the playlist, singing aloud and recalling its post-apocalyptic music video. – 110% coffeeteria as Title Max joined us at Dose for CubCadet’s favorite $17 coffee.
PLAYLIST: Get Lucky – Daft Punk Lucky Star – Madonna Good Luck Babe – Chappell Roan I Feel Lucky – Mary Chapin Carpenter Some Guys Have All the Luck – Rod Stewart You Got Lucky – Tom Petty With a Little Luck – Wings A Stroke of Luck – Garbage My Lucky Day – Bruce (for Papa Bear) Lucky – Britney Spears
:four_leaf_clover: wishing you much luck Vector

Make Sandbags Great Again

Date: 2026-03-11 AO: titan Q: Natural Ice PAX: Pep, Tim the Toolman, Sherlock, Title Max, Papa Bear, Natural Ice, Radish FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Soggy but not too soggy
WARMUP: SSH for my man Pep we did 30, because I am mean. Some Stretching some Hill Billies, Some Merkins
THE THANG: Make Sandbags Great Again! Pax formed a circle and performed Merkins until the timer ran out. The timer consisted of each member of the Pax performing 5 sandbag burpees. Once all of the burpees had been paid we ran a little loop.
Rinse and Repeat, but Pax could swap out the 5 sandbag burpees with 10 goblet squats. The resting exercises also rotated with varies forms of mery as well as incline merkins.
MOLESKINE: Do Hard Things!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: So many! The Merchant Murder Mystery this saturday!
COT: Praying for Title Maxs family and his new born daughter to have a speedy and safe recovery!
PLAYLIST: David Bowies hits in his various forms

Move, then rope; repeat.

Date: 2026-03-10 AO: the-knoll Q: morning stār PAX: AAA, Juicy J, Papa Bear, Sparrow, Bumble bee (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: quite lovely; just darker than before.
WARMUP: YHC was late so thanks to the PAX for starting the warm up with SSH, arm cricles, etc.
THE THANG: partner up; one partner moves to the tree and back the other ropes
round 1: backwards moving imperial walkers to tree, mosey back round 2: baby crawl with accentuated shoulder drop, politician back round 3: murder bunny/slow frogger to tree and mosey back
Mosey to backstop in between.
MOLESKINE: not much better for invigoration than intentional movement for45 minutes with some other men.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack
COT: YHC shared about being triggered/dysregulated/hurt this week and how just thinking through it didn’t really work. Once I paused and took time to forgive each person involved, release the situation and open up to bring my core need to God things shifted substantially. Could tell my body relaxed and I was able to dig deeper into what my heart needed.
Encouraged PAX to get back to the basics. One of the basics of the inner life is forgiveness. I’ve been using a helpful model rooted in Christian tradition lately: 1. Count (name) the debt (hurt or what you wanted) 2. Cancel it (forgive because you’ve been forgiven) 3. Pass it to Jesus (he’ll do something with it; ask him to show you what it is) 4. Relinquish the right to be the other person’s judge (only God can really see everything and judge rightly) 5. Bless or pray for that person (you’ve done those same things too) 6. Ask Jesus what the one core need was that you didn’t get met in that situation/by that person (what you long for is good) 7. Ask God to meet that need directly (only he truly can anyway)
Stay childlike my brothers, -m*