Pain Training

AO: pain-train
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Siri, Stubs, Piglet, Pebbles, BTB, Scoop, Smokey the Bear
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: Mosey to get Coupons

THE THANG:
11’s on the hill
– Coupon Presses at the bottom
– Coupon Rows at the top
Carry coupons to the wheelchair ramp. Lt. Dans all the way up with coupons. Return to hill.
11’s
– Merkins at the bottom
– Coupon Curls (for the gurls) at the top
Back to the ramp for Lt. Dans all the way up.
Return Coupons. Return to Startex.
Merkin Ring of fire up to 3 and back down
15 crunches. 10 leg raises, 10 crunches. 5 WWII, 5 leg raises 5 crunches.
Carolina Dry Dock ring of fire up to 3 and back down.
15 crunches. 10 leg raises, 10 crunches. 5 WWII, 5 leg raises 5 crunches.
Merkin ring of fire up to 3 and back down.
15 crunches. 10 leg raises, 10 crunches. 5 WWII, 5 leg raises 5 crunches.

MOLESKINE:
Happy to have my cousins BTB and Scoop to pain-train for a workout today along with their buddy Smokey.
Smokey and Pebbles were on a different level during 11’s!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: leanpax starts on Monday!

COT: Good vibes for the year ahead as we push ourselves to be better men.

SB Burpee Ladder

AO: pain-train
Q: Derby
PAX: Piglet, FLO, Shakira
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: BACs, BACBACs, Air Press, WMH, Slow Merkins, Runners Stretch, PE Stretch

THE THANG: Starting w/ Merkins PAX then carries Sand Bags ~30 yards and back then adds in the following exercise and repeats until they’ve added all 5 exercises into a set. Once set is complete PAX rounds it out w/ 50 WWII’s then starts back at the top.

10 Merkins
10 SB Rows
10 SB Squats
10 SB Curl to Press
10 SB Burpees

PAX got after it and completed 3 sets!

MOLESKINE: Get those 2026 Goals established and written down both Individual and Family.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: insane_train Official Launch on 1/7!!

COT: Prayers for Piglet’s dad and FLO and all others traveling.

Grateful for you guys giving me the opportunity to lead this morning!

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Feeling Smoked

AO: pain-train
Q: Stubs
PAX: Roadkill, FLO, Derby, Juicy J, Stubs, Shakira
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: chilly with a a crisp breeze

WARMUP:
SSH x15
BACs x15
BACBACs x 15
Low slow squats x10
Slow mercs x 5
WMH oyo
Mosey to get coupons

THE THANG:
Part 1
4 stations
1. Bent over Rows with coupon
2. squats with coupons
3. Dips
4. Decline mercs

Timer ran around playground track with sandbag. Rotate upon return.
Did 3 rounds of this

Part 2
4 stations
1. Dead lift with sandbag
2. LBCs
3. Step ups
4. incline mercs

Timer farmer carry coupons on path inside playground

Only able to get 1 round in

Mosey to return coupons.

Ended with 90 seconds of plank

MOLESKINE:
A small act of kindness goes a long way. It can be infectious
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insane Train officially launches at red caboose on Wednesday Jan 7th and every Wednesday thereafter.

COT:
Prayers and Coffee…thx FLO for the floejoe

Emo Nite Pt. 2

AO: pain-train
Q: The Merchant
PAX: FLO, Lunch Lady, Piglet
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: Still very cold

WARMUP: SSHs, BACs, WMHs

THE THANG: Perform different exercises during different parts of the song playing over speaker (ie verse, chorus, bridge).

After completing one round of 3 songs PAX will repeat the same exercises with new songs.

Exercise clusters:
Merkins / Low Plank / Burpees
Imperial Walkers / Squats / Lunges
WW1s / V Ups / Flutter kicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
New Year’s Day convergence
Night Moves on Thursday 12/18

Heat Wave!

AO: pain-train
Q: Derby
PAX: Chili Dip, Shakira, Juicy J, Piglet, Green Thumb, Blade
FNGs: 2 Green Thumb, Blade
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Excellent

WARMUP: SSH, BACs, BAC BACs, Air Press, WMH, Slow Merkins, Runners Stretch, PE Stretch

Motto and Core Principles

THE THANG: Load up Sand Bags/Coupons

Completed 10 rounds of the following:
10 WWII’s
10 Merkins
10 SB Rows
10 SB Curls
10 SB Squats
Mosey to Playground and rep out Pull-Ups. Quantity matched the Round Complete.

Halfway thru the above we took a break to do ~20 yards of Lunging Sand Bag Burpees. At turnaround PAX completed 50 WWII’s before returning back to start via Lunging Sand Bag Burpees.

MOLESKINE: Grateful to see FNG’s today!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack

COT: Prayers up for Juicy J’s friend Nancy as well as those dealing with anxiety/loss this Christmas Season.

Thank you for the opportunity to lead this morning!

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Not a Phase

AO: pain-train
Q: The Merchant
PAX: Derby, Juicy J, Piglet
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: Really cold

WARMUP:
SSHs, BACs, Imperial Walkers, Burpees, WMHs

THE THANG:

1 minute of exercise, followed by a lap around the loop, for a total of 10 exercises & laps set to a soundtrack of the mid-2000s’ finest emo music.

Exercises: (twice each)
Dips
WW1s
Merkins
LBCs
Low Plank

End with a ring of fire

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Christmas party on Friday at Hair Band’s place

COT:
Prayers for Piglet’s family as they process the loss of his grandfather
Prayers for Juicy J as they prepare for a move

Tussle Takeover

AO: pain-train
Q: G-string , SalPal
PAX: Shakira, FLO, Siri, Motorola, Derby, Cheeks, Half Lyfe
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Cold and wet

WARMUP:
SalPal started off on Q. We moseyed a few laps around the park, indigenous style. The six performed an exercise (Lt. Dan’s for first time through the PAX then Burpees) before running to the front of the line.

THE THANG: THE FLAG CAME OUT!
Unbeknownst to SalPal, I had the tussle flag in my truck ready to flex its magical powers of Q-Jacking. The flag came out, was planted, and we were off.
– Five rounds
– 5 pull-ups
– 10 reverse lunges with coupon or sandbag (2-is-1)
– 15 thrusters with weight
– mosey around the playground
– Four rounds
– 10 Rows with weight
– 15 HR Merkins
– 20 Squats with weight
– Broad jump to fence and bearcrawl back
– Little Drummer Boy
– High Plank with a merkin for each “Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum”

MOLESKINE:
“Is is hardly possible for (each man) to think too often or too deeply about.. his neighbor. The load, or weight, or burden of my neighbour’s glory should be laid daily on my back, a load so heavy that only humility can carry it, and the backs of the proud will be broken. It is a serious thing to live in a society of possible gods and goddesses, to remember that the dullest and most uninteresting person you talk to may one day be a creature which, if you saw it now, you would be strongly tempted to worship, or else a horror and a corruption such as you now meet, it at all, only in a nightmare. All day long we are, in some degree, helping each other to one or other of these destinations.” The Weight of Glory C.S. Lewis

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Grow School on 12/6
– Christmas party next Saturday

COT:
– Prayers were offered up.

Temperature Is Just a Number

AO: pain-train
Q: Sooie
PAX: Derby, Juicy J, Piglet, Shakira, Chili Dip, Sooie
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: :cold_face::cold_face::cold_face::slightly_smiling_face::slightly_smiling_face:

WARMUP:
– motivators from 6
– SSH 20 (for Chili Dip)
– BAC
– BBAC
– Low slow squat + seal clap
– WMH OYO
– imperial walkers

THE THANG:
Grab the sandbags and mosey over to pickup coupons from behind the stage. Mosey to playground and assign stations.

Station 1 (timer)
With the sandbag, Deadlift → Clean → Press → Drop bag behind you → Explosive backward jump over the bag → repeat until you’ve gone ~10 yards → Bear crawl/drag it back to start → rotate.

Station 2
Overhead block hold while holding wide-stance squat

Station 3
Sandbag chest press (AMRAP)

Station 4
Block lunge row (AMRAP)

Station 5
Block lunges (AMRAP)

Station(ary) 6
Juicy J did his thing despite injury.

Repeated entire rotation 4x. Very fitting considering the soundtrack was Vivaldi’s Four Seasons.

MOLESKINE:
Start thinking about New Year’s resolutions/goals for 2026. Getting traction begins with an idea, then verbally articulating it, then writing it down with achievable steps.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Christmas party 12/12 Hair Band!
– Grow school 12/6 SalPal

COT:
Prayers said and Derby draught ☕️ drank.

Black Friday Beatdown

AO: pain-train
Q: FLO
PAX: Roadkill, Bean Burger (Fairview, TN), Ruby Red
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS:

Frosty

WARMUP:

Good mornings
BAC / BACBACS
Slow Merkins
Runner’s Stretch
Slow Squats

THE THANG:

Part 1 – x 5

– Step Ups x 10
– Lunges x 10
– Calf raises x 10
– Squats x 10
– SSH x 10

Bear Crawl – then crunches x 20

Part 2 – x 5

– Pull up x 5
– Back rows x 10
– Merkins x 10
– Curls x 10
– Overhead press x 10

Run lap – then crunches x 20

MOLESKINE:

Too much tryptophan caused Cheeks to sleep in on the Pain Train Black Friday deals. Don’t let it happen to you.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Bellevue Christmas Party 12/12! Check Slack.

COT:

Thankful for the great men I’ve met through F3.

Holidays are tough for some folks, take a moment to reach out to friends and family you haven’t heard from in a while.

FloJoe was enjoyed by all.

Thanks for coming out guys! Have a great weekend.

FLO

Earning the Feast!

AO: pain-train
Q: Derby
PAX: Wolfpack, FLO
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: Cool and Windy

WARMUP: BACs, BACBACs, SSH’s, PE Stretch, Runners Stretch, Merkins, Squats

THE THANG: Loaded up Sand Bags and Mosey to Playground for the following:

20 WWII’s
10 Merkins
10 SB Rows
10 SB Curls
10 SB Burpees
1 Mosey Around the big Loop

Dropped in 3-5 Pull-ups upon our return from Mosey

Goal was 6x, but PAX got after it completing the above 7 times.

MOLESKINE: Had an epiphany this weekend as Noah learned to swing by himself. Realized I had pushed him on a swing for the last time the week prior and now look at all I do for him through a different lens with a new level of gratitude.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack for upcoming events! Don’t forget to add a Sand Bag to those Christmas Lists!

COT: Prayers for Safe Travels and Thanksgiving

Thank you gents for the opportunity to lead!

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