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[Pain Train] Pain Train

Date: 2026-04-17 AO: Pain Train Q: SalPal , PAX: SalPal, Half Lyfe, Siri, FLO, The Merchant, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: MOIST
WARMUP: MURPH
THE THANG: Murder Mile (modified for time)
MOLESKINE: Siri is a liar and can’t be trusted.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murder Mile, Holy Smokers, Juicy J Invitational, Muprh
COT: Private intentions
PLAYLIST:
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[Pain Train] Ghost Malone

Date: 2026-04-10 AO: Pain Train Q: Chunks , PAX: Shakira, Chunks, FLO, Roadkill, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MOLESKINE:
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[Pain Train] 2 year anniversary celebration

Date: 2026-04-03 AO: Pain Train Q: Timber , PAX: Cheeks, Étouffée, Half Lyfe, Stubs, Pebbles, Shakira, Siri, Derby, Timber, Pitmaster, FLO, Chili Dip FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: 68 degrees, just right
WARMUP: BAC/back BACs, merkins, LS squats, motivators from 5, mosey to cinderblocks and grab 1, mosey to pull-up bars
THE THANG: hit each exercise, rinse and repeat adding 1 extra rep each round; start at 5 reps (start at 10 to level up) Pull-ups Apolo Ohnos Imperial Blocksters Nolan Ryan’s The Lion Kings Run (~100 yrds) American Hammers Iron Mikes No cheat merkins
*finished with pull-up ring of fire. Dead hang, go in circle, everyone does 1 PU and then 2 for 2nd round.
MOLESKINE: Étouffée and Derby leveled up X2 with extra weight! Shakira has made impressive gains, enjoyed fellowship afterwards, thanks Cheeks for the hot brew, thanks Publix for the buy 1 get 1 free muffins and cold brew.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pitmaster hosting a cookout, F3 dads event upcoming in May, check slack for more announcements and details.
COT: motivation is not a good foundation for long term success. Some of the top companies in the world have been studied to find what separates them from everyone else. As it is with the most successful people, you can’t let motivation be your driving factor in working hard. Motivation comes and goes. Some companies crushed it early on, and when things got challenging, they folded, went bankrupt, etc. As Christ did on his walk to Calvary, when things are challenging and hard, which they will be at times, put 1 foot in front of the next and keep marching.
Thanks, Wolfpack and Siri for helping get pain-train going 2 years ago.
PLAYLIST: tunes were so-so (had to start with “Timber”)

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Cheeks Style!

Date: 2026-03-20 AO: pain-train Q: Derby , FLO PAX: Juicy J, Shakira FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Perfect!
EARLY BIRDS: 11’s of Merkins and Dead Lifts
WARMUP: SSH, BACs, BACBACs, WMH
THE THANG: Tour De Bellevue! -5 SB Burpees to Kick off the Journey -Working thru the Church Parking Lot. Exercises rotated for each line crossed: 10 SB Rows, 10 SB Curls, 10 SB Squats -10 Hero Burpees at the 9 Ball Court -20 Dips and 20 Merkins at the Break Tables -Tennis Court Broad Jump Burpees: 10 Merkins and 10 WWII’s between each court. (60 of each) -Going to School: 20 Decline Merkins, 20 Dips, 30 Step Ups -Fire House Salute: 10 SB Burpees to Pay our Respects -Back to Church Parking Lot for Exercises at each line: 30 WWIs, 30 Flutter Kicks (2 is 1) and 10 SB Row Shrugs
MOLESKINE: Encouraged PAX to look at their calendar and mark up a Vacation Day to recharge and feed their soul. I took yesterday off to go fishing with a good friend and had no idea how much I needed it. Just one day put me back on solid ground.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: March 24th Holy Smokers w/ Wolfpack. Merkin Madness. Check Slack for others.
COT: Prayed us out
PLAYLIST: Brainstorming Cheeks new name!
Have an excellent weekend fam!
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Grow School! Emotional Headlocking

Date: 2026-03-14 AO: pain-train Q: Derby PAX: Hair Band, Salami, SalPal, Shakira, Juicy J, Piglet, Puzzlah, Squatter FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Perfect!
WARMUP: SSH, BACs, BACBACs, WMH, Runners Stretch, PE Stretch
Credo, Mission Statement, 5 Core Principals (Burpees/Merkins)
THE THANG: Starting w/ Merkins PAX then carries weight ~25 yards and back then adds in the following exercise and repeats until they’ve added all 5 exercises into a set. Once complete PAX knocks out 25 WWII’s then starts back at the top.
10 Merkins 10 SB Rows 10 SB Squats 10 SB Curl w/ Overhead Press 10 SB Burpees
After completing 3 Sets of the above, half of PAX held Planks while the other half carried weight to/from Stage (2x)
Ended w/ 25 Merkins to ensure we hit our Merkin Madness Quota for the day.
MOLESKINE: Challenged PAX to find a moment to be intentional and check in with significant other or someone close to them. Goal is to listen and provide emotional support as needed. I’ve personally lagged in this department as I’ve fallen into the typical male trap of fixing not listening which was all my M needed in the end.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack but to highlight a few: March Merkin Madness, The Merchant Murder Mystery, Chunks 50 Mile Relay, Wolfpack Holy Smokers, Juicy J Classic Downtown Marathon in the works
COT: Prayers for continued strength in relationships and Hair Band’s EH discussion with PAX
PLAYLIST: Offspring Pandora!
Appreciate you all coming out to Bellevue and giving me the opportunity to lead! You all got after it today!
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No time to waste

Date: 2026-02-27 AO: pain-train Q: Stubs PAX: Shakira, Derby, Cheeks, Chili Dip, FLO, Stubs, Pitmaster, G-string FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Chillier than expected but steamy by the end
WARMUP: SSH x25 BACs x15 BACBACs x15 Slow squats x 10 Slow Mercans x5 WMH OYO Slow mosey with sand bags to the hill
THE THANG: Part 1 The hill 3 sets 15x Carolina Dry Docks at bottom Bear crawl up hill (sandbag drag modify up) 20x LBC
Part 2 Mosey to start of ADA ramp Lunge walk with sand bags up the length of ramp
Sandbag carry to playground
Part 3 Dora 200x bent over rows Timer runs short track around playground
150 sand bags bench presses Timer runs approx 2/3 of short track
200 Bear Hug burpees Timer runs approx 1/3 of short track around playground
Sandbag shoulder carry walk around the park
MARY: various counts of JLo’s, burpees, leg raises, low slow squats

MOLESKINE: Time is our most precious commodity and can be a thief. Be mindful of how we are using it.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Upcoming events: Holy Smokers, Merkin Madness, Growth School, Biscuit run…check general channel
COT: prayed out. Congrats to Derby on the forthcoming 2.0
PLAYLIST: the sound of pain leaving the body

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Date: 2026-02-13 AO: pain-train Q: Sooie PAX: Juicy J, FLO, Roadkill, Sooie FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Cold. Crisp. Waning crescent moon. Frost-bitten field. The kind of morning that makes poor decisions feel noble.
WARMUP: With only FLO and I present at 0530 we began with the F3 heresy of stretching. For a fleeting moment, I considered bypassing the labor entirely, fast-forwarding straight to coffeeteria, forging an epic backblast, and pretending the tables had been arduously carried. But before temptation could commit, Roadkill and Juicy J arrived in unison. And just like that, the motion I once considered… was tabled. We then as a group performed: – Motivators – Walkout merkins – Low slow squats
THE THANG: THE BEAST Six cones. Straight line. Ten yards apart. At each cone: 6 reps. Carry the tables the entire distance. Complete the circuit 6 times. Partner up. Acquire lumber. Cone 1: Merkins Cone 2: Table Squats (one PAX per side) Cone 3: Skull Crushers (incline Carolina Dry Dock style, hands on table) Cone 4: Step-Ups — 2 is 1 (Originally table walk-overs… but frost + slick lumber suggested we adjourn before litigation was introduced.) Cone 5: Dips Cone 6: Decline or Incline Merkins (dealer’s choice)
Lumber migrated. Shoulders fatigued. Grip integrity declined. Rounds accumulated.
Inspired by doubles luge, we proceeded to perform doubles WWII’s upon the table tops, undulating our torsos in unison! jk/lol we did not.
Instead, we shifted to ISO holds: – Reverse plank – Low plank Followed by suicide sprints to retrieve cones. 10 yards out and back. 20 yards. 30 yards. …and so on. Each cone claimed = points earned. Speed gradually decreased. Breathing escalated. Dignity fluctuated.
The remaining minutes were surrendered to abdominal exercises, as mandated by F3 law and upheld by unanimous consent.
MOLESKINE: Reflected on the faithfulness of God in the midst of uncertain circumstances.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: holy smokers Leanpax at an end. T-claps to those who made it through!
COT: Prayers lifted. Coffee enjoyed.
PLAYLIST: Gasps and Groans by the 440+
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Filling in!

Date: 2026-02-06 AO: pain-train Q: Derby PAX: FLO, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Cold but Beautiful Sunrise!
WARMUP: SSH, BACs, BACBACs, WMH, PE Stretch
THE THANG: 5-10-15-20-25 Started w/ 5 reps per exercise for a set and worked up to the 5th set of 25 reps for each of the following:
WWII’s Merkins SB Rows SB Curls SB Thrusters
Each set ended with Pull ups with quantity being the Set # completed.
PAX completed 1 full round and made it 3 Sets (15 reps) into the second round.
We dropped in 3-4 Mosey’s to give the arms a breather.
Ended w/ 2 min plank w/ 20 second Merkin burnout
MOLESKINE: Don’t forget to give yourself grace. We set high expectations for ourselves and tend to forget there are things out of your control that alter the expected outcome. Accept it, move on and continue to do your best.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers end of Feb at Hipster’s
COT: Prayed us out
Thank you gents for showing up and getting after it! Appreciated the opportunity to lead this AM!
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Sprints + Abs + Chest

Date: 2026-01-30 AO: pain-train Q: Juicy J PAX: Siri, Puzzlah, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Frigid
WARMUP: Side straddle hops, arm circles, backpacks, willie may hayes
THE THANG: World War I’s and Merkins– 3 min – (6) 50-yd sprints (10 sec rest between sprints) – Sprint 1–2: 70% – Sprint 3–4: 80% – Sprint 5–6: 90%
– Burpees and American Hammers – 3 min
– (6) 50-yd sprints (same format)
– Hand release Merkins & Flutter Kicks– 3 min – Repeat cycle until Juicy J rips Hammy – A few solid and not so solid jokes
MOLESKINE: Don’t name your child Jon, John, Jonathan, Johnathan, Johnothon, or Johnathon or Jonathon (all 4 of us were some combination)
Check up on all our friends. lots of despair and “bummed out” feelings right now
COT: Prayer to close us out. Prayers lifted for anyone struggling right now. Thankful for Piglet helping out our fellow brothers. If anyone needs a place to work or getaway, check the coworking channel.
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Clean Up

AO: pain-train
Q: Siri
PAX: Derby, Wolfpack, El Capitan, Stubs, Cheeks, FLO, Shakira, Roadkill, Juicy J
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS:

Nippy

WARMUP:

Side straddle hops

THE THANG:

First Half
20 seconds on 10 seconds off
2 10-minute sets rotating through 5 stations:
Set 1
Burpees
Iron mikes
Jump squats
Mountain climbers
Curtsey Lunges
Set 2
Crunches
Flutter kicks
V-ups
J-los
Marching Plank

Second Half
Partner up, grab a trash bag, a pick up trash around the park. Keep these AOs clean, and give back to the community.

MOLESKINE:

Shakira said it best: sometimes it takes someone else’s perspective to reveal the true nature of things.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

LeanPAX ongoing

COT: