AO: middle-tooth
Q: SalPal
PAX: sooner, Oatmeal, Bad Boy, Topanga, moneyshot, Cal Worthington, Cowboy, Wahoo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
I forgot two of yâall, sorry I didnât record, please edit to add yourselves!
CONDITIONS: Ripe for adventure.
WARMUP: Some active warmups.
THE THANG: clears throat
The Legend of the Three-Toothed Dragon
Your party has answered the call to slay the dreaded Three-Toothed Dragon of Middle Tooth! Youâve assembled your team and made your way out into the wilderness. Your path takes you through the Forest of Sir Bearington, a sentient bear with no love for humans. The party druid disguises everyone as rabbits to help avoid detection. Broad jumps!
As you exit the woods, you discover⌠an angry treant! 15 Happy Crunchy Frogs! 5 Big Boy Situps!
You arrive to the entrance of the dragonâs lair; a group of hill giants block your way forward. You attempt to maneuver around and roll for Dexterity – 5 minutes of field sprints.
As you brave the cave, you stumble uponâŚ.a few goblins. 10 burpees!
You find yourselves at a dead end, but upon further inspection, discover it is a hidden door. But it requires magic to open. You choose: Knock – 15 Screaminâ Eagles.
Having gained passage, you slip into the grand throne of the Three-Toothed Dragon, named Murphy. You have the element of surprise, so you decide to: Leroy Jenkins his ass: Burpee-Broad Jumps
Bloodied and battered, Murphy seems to be defeated⌠but he suddenly re-emerges, resurrected as a dracolich! Bust out the Holy Hand Grenade of Lathander from your Bag of Holding and dust this clown. Dora, 50 Kraken Burpees
With a terrible roar, Murphy falls to the earth, a lifeless husk. You have managed to silence this terrible creature and recover the loot. You partner up to carry as much back together as you can: 10 Booyah Merkins, 10 Hi-Five Jump Squats, 5 sets
MOLESKINE: Way to push through the rain (or as we call it in Atlantis⌠well, we donât call it anything, because we donât notice, itâs just wet all the time).
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots of places opening up. Pull up challenge. moneyshot is new AOQ of Brewsday.
COT: Prayers for sooner and family navigating troubled waters laying a grandmother to rest. For my M looking for a job. All intentions unspoken.