Coldballs Warm Heart Can’t Snooze

AO: iiipillars
Q: Natural Ice
PAX: Tackle Box, Baguette, Go Fish, Zelenskyy, Pep, Grape, Good Morning America, Focker, princessaurora, Natural Ice, Formica, Hardball, Government Mule, Howitzer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
CONDITIONS: Soggy

WARMUP: The usual suspects
SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hill Billies,
Arm Circles, Moroccan Night Clubs
Willy Mays Hays, Good Mornings

Burpee apocalypse, possibly miss counted by YHC. Likely landing at the usual 55 burpees

THE THANG:
Pax Froggered to a nearby parking garage and took on a lengthly tabata. Pax performed an exercise for a solid minute, with a 10 second rest.

C – Crunchy frogs
O – Overhead arm press
L – Lt Dans
D – Diamond merkin
B – Big boy sit ups
A – Alternating shoulder taps
L – Lunge
L – Little baby crunch
S – Squats

W – Wide merkins
A – American hammers
R – Rocky balboa
M – Monkey humpers

H – Heels to the heavens
E – Elbow jack – plank jack at low plank
A – Apollo Ohno
R – Russian twists
T – Turkish get up – lay down don’t use arms or use one to get up

C – Carolina Dry Docks
A – Al Gore Tree Hugger
N – Nolan Ryan – Its a punching newtons cradle
T – Toad Squat – Squat and touch the ground like a toad then hop

S – Star Jump
N – No Surrender
O – Outlaw – On your six legs together an make an O
O – Oblique Crunches
Z – Zoro – Z version of the Outlaw
E – Electric Chair – Wall squat

Pax’s experienced a well rounded tabata and extreme Exicon expansion

Thank you @grape for the opportunity to lead!

LEAN Pax

AO: iiipillars
Q: princessaurora
PAX: bluemule, Focker, sooner, Oatmeal, Rocket Mortgage, Movin On Up, Grape, Go Fish, Harbaugh, Tackle Box, moneyshot, Bard, Formica, Haggis
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
CONDITIONS:

Cold-ish.

WARMUP:

Big balls in hand, mosey to the field for a little COP

– SSH
– LBAC F/R
– IYTs
– SnL Squats
– Fire Hydrants R/L
– Good Mornings

THE THANG:

Swole 30 – In honor of LeanPax commencing, YHC thought we’d keep a strict WHOLE 30 diet. 30 reps of the following exercises, each exercise separated by a lap around the track.

Werkins
Hollow body rocks
Overhead Squats
Lunges
Eight Count Body-Builders

Various Ab work to wait for six

Slam Ball Lines – PAX form two lines each with a slam ball, and line up behind goal line. PAX 1 performs explosive slam ball chest pass toward other end zone and runs to back. Cycle through line all the way to other end. RnR return trip. Switch to reverse slam ball toss for round 2.

Pull-up Set – Quick mosey to find some pulling space on the jungle gym and swing set. PAX perform pull-ups to failure, followed by rest of seconds equal to reps. RnR until you can only get one.

LeanPax Tabata – Mosey back to middle of field for LEANPax Ab Tabata. 20” of work followed by 10” of rest. 8’ total=4 rounds of each exercise

Leg Raises
Elbows to knees (one side only each round)
Ab Thrusters
Newton’s Cradle

Soundtrack to this section was Don McLean’s 8-ish minute hit “American Pie” as the LeanPax-ers have in fact said bye-bye to processed desserts among other things.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Prayers for @tackle_box nephew and for my mom.

Many of us have set some sort of goals this year. We are surrounded by guys who want to help us achieve those goals, so be accountable to someone and be an encouragement. Grateful to lead y’all once again.

The Shoppes of Green Hills

AO: iiipillars
Q: t-cell
PAX: Focker, Black Lung, Baguette, Grape, Pep, Bad Boy, Go Fish, Gov’t Mule, Howitzer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Cold, but warmed up just enough to get colder at Coffeterria

WARMUP: Light stretching while I complained about @blacklung and others being late and messing up my meticulously timed shopping workout.

THE THANG:
2.5 (25!) mi jaunt thru the main shopping district to gather gift ideas and look at lights. Generally speaking we did the following along the way.
25 Anthro Abs
25 Lululemon Lunges
25 Kendra Scott Drop Squats
25 Bud’s Liquor Burpees
25 Mall Merkins
2 sets of Doughbird Did
25 King Jewelers Jump Squats

MARY:
25 Happy Crunchy Frogs from TCell
25 Flutter Kicks from Go Fish
25 crunches from Focker
30(??) split leg sit ups from Black Lung who continued to sabotage my workout until the very end.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
LeanPax and Convergence next week at Middle Tooth

COT:
Pep and Baguettes dads.
Reminder from Focker that holidays are tough time for so many, including us as fathers, husbands, friends, etc. Stay present and stay alert during the next few weeks.

Coffeteria Festivus:
Grape told me to shut up and just lead the workout.
Focker told us about a workout that’s harder than F3.
We don’t like it when PA works is out too hard.

Name that Tune (90 & early 00’s Rock)

AO: iiipillars
Q: Chunks
PAX: Grape, Hair Band, Pep, Black Lung, Focker, t-cell, Tackle Box, princessaurora, Go Fish, Harbaugh, Haggis, Formica, Swiffer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
CONDITIONS:
Brisk, but nice

WARMUP:
2 mile Pre Party run @hairband @grape @harbaugh @blacklung and YHC

THE THANG:
Left the friendly confines for the parking garages of Burton Hills Office Park. Quickly crossed Hillsboro road and made our way to the second hill between two of the parking structures. While moseying, Yacht Rock was the playlist
Before we started playing Name that Tune, we did 5 mins of Mary Dealers Choice, but must be 20 reps. Flutter kicks, Happy Crunchy Frogs, Box Cutters, Freddie Mercs (while a Queen song played) and LBCs

Name That Tune 90 & Early 00s rock Edition
PAX was given 20 seconds to name that song and artist, but once you answered correctly you could not answer again until all the rest of the PAX had answered. Incorrect answers resulted in 5 8-Count body builders at the bottom and top of the hill. If a PAX named the song and artist correctly, they got to pick the exercise to do at the bottom and top of hill. YHC still chose the mode of transportation up the hill. Next time per feedback of the group, I will have more variety. Everyone loved the Lunge walk up the hill. Maybe we just do sprints, who knows.
PAX got the majority of the songs right and hopefully fun was had by all.
Moseyed back to the Startex with a little sprint/race to the finish. We found PA back at the startex, and was given some brotherly feedback. 😉 Thanks for the coffee PA.
Finished with Name that Tune for two songs, so PA could be a part.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Brewsday Today at 4:30 12 South Tap Room 2for1
Brewruck on Dec 16th talk to Red Skull for all the deets
Several convergences coming up for iiipillars and middeltooth
January 13th at 6:00 am at Memorial Park in Hendersonville. Please invite any friends you have in Hendersonville to join us.
COT:
Prayers for Hairband traveling
Prayers for little Luca battling an illness

Thanks for the opportunity to lead. No better way to start your morning than with you men in the Gloom.

SYITG,
Chunks

Time

AO: iiipillars
Q: Focker
PAX: Tackle Box, moneyshot, Black Lung, Michelin Man, princessaurora, Go Fish, Formica
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: dark and wet outside, dry and well lit in parking garage

WARMUP: run to garage, various stretching to time limit, no reps counted

THE THANG: concentration on form and muscle activation, no reps counted (it’s like the opposite of a CrossFit pull up)
TABATA 50 sec on, 10 sec rest (8 rounds total)

Round 1: drop squats and merkins
Sprint
Round 2: IYTs and monkey humpers
Sprint
Round 3: dive bombers merkins and donkey kick/fire hydrant hip circuit

MARY: PAX chose various exercises to varying time limits

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hobbling Gobbler on Thursday at #greemachine

COT: Reminder of 2 things
-Holidays are number one time for addiction relapse, but also when lots of us go back into unhealthy living whether that be physically, emotionally, mentally. So be gracious with your family, remain disciplined, and be responsible for yourself and how you respond.
-The first holiday after a loss is incredibly weird and full of so many emotions. Don’t forget about those who lost loved ones this year, especially those at Covenant. Reach out to someone and just let them know their loss and pain isn’t forgotten.

Passing the Torch

AO: iiipillars
Q: Grape , princessaurora
PAX: Harbaugh, Vector, Natural Ice, It’sJUSTLunch, Baguette, Black Lung, YumYum, Go Fish, Focker, Tackle Box, Swiffer, Bard, Govt’ Mule, Howitzer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
CONDITIONS: crisp and bright

WARMUP: Mosey, SSH, WMH, Good mornings, LBAC F, Moroccan night clubs, OH claps, and then a bunch of LBAC R

THE THANG: Partner up to do pull ups or swing set inverted prom date leg rows (or something like that) then flapjack

Jack Webb

2 laps around the track passing the speaker

Burpee relay (one PAX does 2 burpees and calls out an exercise for the rest of the circle to do, second time around the circle increased burpee count to 4)

2 laps around the track passing the speaker

Bear crawl relay with a partner

Most back to startex

ANNOUNCEMENTS: No noise November, hobbling gobbler

COT: prayers for F3 Nancy, for Luka, and for the St Paul Community

Special shout-out to @princessaurora for trusting YHC to take over as AOQ. Excited to continue his strong legacy!

Stay classy out there

AO: iiipillars
Q: Zelenskyy
PAX: Grape, princessaurora, Pep, Tackle Box, Go Fish, Black Lung, Harbaugh, wardas1, YumYum, Two Face, Old Crow, Swiffer, Bard
FNGs: 1 Bard
COUNT: 14
CONDITIONS: warm and bright

WARMUP: mosey to field and do 2 laps
15 SSH
15 Face pulls
20 mountain climbers
15 LBAC F
15 LBAC R
15 WMH

THE THANG: 1. Bearpees: 🐻
Line up across the field, OYO 1 Burpee followed up by 4 count bearcrawl forward. Once you get to other side, rinse and repeat adding another Burpee. Get to 4 burpees.
2. Aiken Legs 🦵
Done in succession with no rest — 20 Squats, 20 Box Jumps, 20 Lunges (10 each leg), 20 Iron Mikes (10 each leg forward). 3 sets. Run a lap
3. B.O.M.B.s 💣
Partner up. Pax 1 does exercise while Pax 2 runs to the other end of the field. Swap out and continue the exercise until each amount of reps are complete. The exercises and reps are: 30- Burpees / 60- Overhead Claps / 90- Merkins / 120- Big Boy Sit-ups

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hobblin’ Gobbler on Thanksgiving
No noise November

COT: prayers for Pep traveling to see his dad
Prayers for Mike and his ALS diagnosis
Prayers for various health issues at SPCA (Florez, Cleek, Osenga)

Bond, James Bond

AO: iiipillars
Q: Vector
PAX: Focker, Go Fish, Grape, princessaurora, Pep, t-cell, Zelenskyy, Formica, Haggis, Harbaugh, Swiffer, Tacklebox
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
In celebration of James Bond Day (October 5th – who knew? Dr. No, the first Bond film was released in 1962 on that day) and because I thought it’d make a cool playlist, we put on our big boy spy shoes to celebrate 007.

CONDITIONS: Shaken, not stirred

PLAYLIST: Bond themes:
James Bond Theme – John Barry
Live and Let Die – Paul McCartney & Wings
The World is Not Enough – Garbage
Goldfinger – Shirley Bassey
The Living Daylights – a-ha
Nobody Does it Better – Carly Simon
Skyfall – Adele
A View to a Kill – Duran Duran
Goldeneye – Tina Turner
Die Another Day – Madonna
Another Way to Day – Jack White & Alicia Keys

WARMUP: SSH, LBAC, Seal Claps, Overhead Presses, Overhead Claps, RLBCs, Good Mornings, and Willy Mays Hayes to get prepped.

THE THANG:
“007s” – To help those PAX on their Octoburpee Challenge, 10 burpee buy-in and the 7s x 3 rounds: each with burpees, of course (and some grumbling about why @Blacklung wasn’t there), with jump squats, Lt Dans, and WWIs as the other paired exercise. In between, a 10 count and a PAX note of their favorite Bond film . . . Moonraker? Hmm . . . sure.

“SPY”s to honor the PAX member most suave like Bond, T-cell, we did his favorite exercises renamed to fit the theme: Super DIPs, Perfect Incline Merkins, Your Favorite Decline Merkins . . .

MARY: Rounds of exercises starting with Alabama Prom Dates, because Bond has, ahem, other skills too . . .
And the astute among us (@GoFish) counted we were up to 93 burpees, so 7 more to get us to 100.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1) Octoburpee continues — grumbling as today’s workout “only benefitted @Focker” as he’s the only one participating, but didn’t we all benefit?
2) Game night at @Firefox’s house which already happened and was epic
3) BBQ at Tim’s with @Chunk’s brisket

Honor to lead you all! SYITG

Mediterranean Diet

AO: iiipillars
Q: Grape , Go Fish
PAX: Pep, Two Face, princessaurora, wardas1, Pencil Pusher, Harbaugh, Haggis, Gov’t Mule, Swiffer, Howitzer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: just right

WARMUP: Mosey to the track – 2x

Starting off our Med diet…

Warmorama: GREENS
Groiners – 15x
Ranger Merkins -15x
Everest – 10x
(2 Sets)
Nadal
Side Straddle Hop – 20x

Dynamic Stretching: OLIVES (down and back)
Obama
Lunge and Twist
Inch Worm
V-Ups – 15x
Elbow to Knee
Single Straight Leg

THE THANG: NUTS (46 reps each for Italy being founded in 1946)
Newton’s cradle
Updog Merkins
Thrusters
Supermans

FETA (30 reps each for Greece being founded in 1830)
Flutters
Elbows to knees (LBC)
T Ups
APD

FISH (78 reps divided by 3= 26 reps each for ease sake for Spain being founded in 1978)
Freddie Mercs
Iron Mikes
Squats
Hand release merkins

MARY: Three Minutes of Menelaus (Sculptor):
25x Each
American Hammers
Box Cutters
WWI’s
Leg Raises

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Octoburpee, Night Moves

COT: Several St. Paul families with health issues (Cleek, Osenga, Igo)
Paul Dent’s friend in Iowa

Sorry for the delayed BB and if I missed any PAX or any COT!

202303

AO: iiipillars
Q: Pep
PAX: Grape, Tackle Box, Baguette, Black Lung, Two Face, It’sJUSTLunch, Go Fish, Formica, swiffer, Hagis, harbaugh
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: clear and cool

WARMUP:
– little baby arm circles – 10
– little baby arm circles (reverse) – 10
– seal claps – 10
– overhead claps – 10
– Moroccan night clubs – 10
– good mornings – oyo

THE THANG:
Dora
– each exercise : 200 reps
– burpees
– prom dates
– fire hydrants
– American hammers
Squats

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Octoburpee challenge

COT:
Baguette: grandma (Mary) surgery
Swiffer: friend who lost a baby
It’s just lunch: friend (Jerry) in hospital after car accident.