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Reach Higher

Date: 2026-02-24 AO: the_eddy Q: Wolfpack PAX: Stubs, Roadkill, FLO, Choo Choo FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: brrrrrrr
WARMUP: Too cold for warming up
THE THANG: Stayed on the paved path like good rule following PAX.
MOLESKINE: “Let go of lower things, reach higher” Encouragement to PAX to take inventory of the things we think are serving us in life and find places to let go and reach higher.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check out NattyIce post in -f3-nashville-general
COT: Prayers lifted
PLAYLIST: The woods of Edwin and mumblechatters
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Walk at the Greenway

Date: 2026-02-16 AO: the_eddy Q: Motorola PAX: FLO, Legos, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Foggy
THE THANG: 2-mile-ish out and back at the Greenway
MOLESKINE: In honor of Presidents’ Day, “Whatever you are, be a good one.” Abraham Lincoln
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers
PRAYER REQUESTS: Aaron Stokes, Austin Huskey, and their families. Aaron, Huskey, and two others died in a plane crash last week. I went on a fishing trip with Aaron last fall and was emailing with him last week. Prayers for their families.
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Date: 2026-02-13 AO: pain-train Q: Sooie PAX: Juicy J, FLO, Roadkill, Sooie FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Cold. Crisp. Waning crescent moon. Frost-bitten field. The kind of morning that makes poor decisions feel noble.
WARMUP: With only FLO and I present at 0530 we began with the F3 heresy of stretching. For a fleeting moment, I considered bypassing the labor entirely, fast-forwarding straight to coffeeteria, forging an epic backblast, and pretending the tables had been arduously carried. But before temptation could commit, Roadkill and Juicy J arrived in unison. And just like that, the motion I once considered… was tabled. We then as a group performed: – Motivators – Walkout merkins – Low slow squats
THE THANG: THE BEAST Six cones. Straight line. Ten yards apart. At each cone: 6 reps. Carry the tables the entire distance. Complete the circuit 6 times. Partner up. Acquire lumber. Cone 1: Merkins Cone 2: Table Squats (one PAX per side) Cone 3: Skull Crushers (incline Carolina Dry Dock style, hands on table) Cone 4: Step-Ups — 2 is 1 (Originally table walk-overs… but frost + slick lumber suggested we adjourn before litigation was introduced.) Cone 5: Dips Cone 6: Decline or Incline Merkins (dealer’s choice)
Lumber migrated. Shoulders fatigued. Grip integrity declined. Rounds accumulated.
Inspired by doubles luge, we proceeded to perform doubles WWII’s upon the table tops, undulating our torsos in unison! jk/lol we did not.
Instead, we shifted to ISO holds: – Reverse plank – Low plank Followed by suicide sprints to retrieve cones. 10 yards out and back. 20 yards. 30 yards. …and so on. Each cone claimed = points earned. Speed gradually decreased. Breathing escalated. Dignity fluctuated.
The remaining minutes were surrendered to abdominal exercises, as mandated by F3 law and upheld by unanimous consent.
MOLESKINE: Reflected on the faithfulness of God in the midst of uncertain circumstances.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: holy smokers Leanpax at an end. T-claps to those who made it through!
COT: Prayers lifted. Coffee enjoyed.
PLAYLIST: Gasps and Groans by the 440+
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Shakira’s Racewalk School (Pt. 1)

Date: 2026-02-10 AO: the-knoll Q: Shakira PAX: Stubs, Roadkill, Juicy J, FLO, AAA, morning stār, Shakira, Étouffée, Wolfpack, Sparrow, Derby, Pebbles, Sooie, Bumblebee (2.0), Link (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: Upon rising from bed, the PAX were greeted by Piglet’s Favorite Kind of Weather (Shorts Weather) and a balmy temperature of 47 degrees. Our resident meteorologist, Juicy J, informed us that the feel-like temp was 42 so the PAX would have to keep moving if they were going to stay warm in the Gloom. Fortunately, by the end of the workout several PAX reported that they were sweating buckets and the feel-like had mysteriously risen to 70.
WARMUP: 30 side straddle hops, 15 Baby arm circles, 15 Back backs, 15 Press ups, 15 Twinkle Toes, 10 low slow merkins, Mosey.
Pebbles, Derby, and Étouffée wanted to make sure they weren’t late for Shakira’s school so they showed up early for an extra 10 minutes of sand bag burpees.
THE THANG: The PAX began their initiation into Shakira’s Racewalk School with a brief explanation of the rules of Racewalk and a group mosey. Bumblebee and Link appeared to be future racewalk olympians and are on the Shakira shortlist for full scholarships.
Next, the PAX’s completed an endurance test called the 7 of Diamonds workout: 4 sets of Burpees, Iron Mikes, WW2s, and Twinkle Toes in increasing count (7, 14, 21, 28). MOT was a choice between bear crawl and imperial walkers.
Finally, the PAX completed a 10 minute “Move & Hold” Lie Detector test to discover if their “Hips Don’t Lie.” Results were mixed, so we will have to repeat this experiment again soon.
60 second plank 3 x 30s glute bridge, 30s hold (Rleg, Lleg, both) 3 x 30s core exercise, 30s hollow hold or plank (scissors, dying cockroach, Shakiras (Jlos)
MOLESKINE: “When you fall get up, oh, oh…And if you fall get up, eh, eh”
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy smokers coming up soon in East Nashville!
COT: A moment of silence to reflect in gratitude for what we have and pray for all in need.
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The Eddy???

Date: 2026-02-09 AO: the_eddy Q: Choo Choo PAX: Siri, Roadkill, Juicy J, Stubs, Motorola, FLO, Wolfpack, Choo Choo FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: We had to move this week from the usual spot due to park closure
THE THANG: Ruck
MOLESKINE: It’s better to be a hole than a sink hole
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokes check -f3-nashville-general
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Filling in!

Date: 2026-02-06 AO: pain-train Q: Derby PAX: FLO, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Cold but Beautiful Sunrise!
WARMUP: SSH, BACs, BACBACs, WMH, PE Stretch
THE THANG: 5-10-15-20-25 Started w/ 5 reps per exercise for a set and worked up to the 5th set of 25 reps for each of the following:
WWII’s Merkins SB Rows SB Curls SB Thrusters
Each set ended with Pull ups with quantity being the Set # completed.
PAX completed 1 full round and made it 3 Sets (15 reps) into the second round.
We dropped in 3-4 Mosey’s to give the arms a breather.
Ended w/ 2 min plank w/ 20 second Merkin burnout
MOLESKINE: Don’t forget to give yourself grace. We set high expectations for ourselves and tend to forget there are things out of your control that alter the expected outcome. Accept it, move on and continue to do your best.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers end of Feb at Hipster’s
COT: Prayed us out
Thank you gents for showing up and getting after it! Appreciated the opportunity to lead this AM!
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(No?) HR Violations

Date: 2026-02-04 AO: insane_train Q: Sooie PAX: Juicy J, FLO, Derby, Shakira, Chili Dip, Choo Choo, El Capitan, Sooie FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Despite yesterday’s rain and a brief heat wave, winter made its presence known. Ice clung to the steps like a bad idea waiting to happen. A near-frozen mist fell continuously, less precipitation, more psychological warfare while a low, granite ceiling of clouds erased all celestial reference points. The only light came from LED streetlamps, their sterile glow casting an eldritch pall over the field and all who entered it.
WARMUP: We opened with SSH (as is required by all F3 workouts), with the unstated intent of continuing until Juicy J returned to the circle. Fifty reps were achieved before his arrival, a number that explicitly shalt not be exceeded in any F3 warmup. >From there: – Imperial Walkers (with sandbag) 10x – Sandbag Squats 10x – Shoulder the weight and mosey to the playground, carefully skirting the icy Steps of Death
THE THANG: YHC’s intention was to lead the PAX through a series of sub Zone 5 exercises…but it appears that there were HR violations along the way.
Thang 1 – E2MOM Every 2 minutes: – 6x Sandbag Deadlift → Clean – 6x Sandbag Squats – 6x Push Press – Rest
Six rounds. Smooth reps were encouraged. Compliance was optional. HR monitors quietly judged us all.
Thang 2 – Dora ISO Partner up and rotate through stations of quiet suffering. Station 1 – Partner A: Reverse Plank with Sandbag on the abs/waist – Partner B: Bear Hug Sandbag Walk (playground perimeter) Station 2 – Partner A: Dead Hang with Sandbag Across Knees – Partner B: Zercher Hold Sandbag Walk (playground perimeter) Station 3 – Partner A: Overhead Sandbag Hold – Partner B: Farmer Carry Sandbag (around perimeter, switch hands halfway)
Grip began to fail. Cores trembled. Breathing patterns grew creative. HRs crept toward forbidden territory.
Thang 3 – Sandbag Rage – 8x Sandbag Cross-Body Chops (from knees) – 8x Sandbag Over-the-Shoulder Throws – 4x Weighted Split Squats (each leg) – 20-yard mosey (Repeat)
It was here that a feral cry split the mist-laden air as Juicy J, overtaken by testosterone-fueled, sandbag-jealous rage, smote and shattered yet another cinder block upon the ground. What began as a carefully-stacked monument to masculinity at the launch of pain-train now resembles more a cairn of cobble.
MOLESKINE: YHC encountered several inconveniences which threatened to derail my morning. Fortunately I woke up early enough that these obstacles were overcome with little to no impact on Qing.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy smokers continues! See slack for details on upcoming dates and locations.
COT: Prayer for those without power and those working to restore power. Prayer for those dealing with the aftermath. Prayers of gratitude for community and protection.
T-claps to Derby for bringing the coffee and the pre-workout workout! It (the coffee) was thoroughly enjoyed in the frigid mist!
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Ruck Around Find Out

Date: 2026-02-02 AO: the_eddy Q: Sooie PAX: Juicy J, Half Lyfe, FLO, Roadkill, Motorola, Choo Choo, Sooie, Stubs FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: 25 feels warm after single digits but it was an ice rink.
WARMUP: park FLO’s truck
THE THANG: Ruck around the paved base trail. Find out the extent of the tree damage.
MOLESKINE: “If you’re going through hell, keep going” -often attributed to Winston Churchill but I couldn’t find any evidence to confirm
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Keep your eyes and ears open for anyway you can help those in need in the aftermath of this ice storm.
COT: Moved all vehicles out of the skating rink (parking lot). Enjoy some coffee! Thanks Stubs !
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Clean Up

AO: pain-train
Q: Siri
PAX: Derby, Wolfpack, El Capitan, Stubs, Cheeks, FLO, Shakira, Roadkill, Juicy J
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS:

Nippy

WARMUP:

Side straddle hops

THE THANG:

First Half
20 seconds on 10 seconds off
2 10-minute sets rotating through 5 stations:
Set 1
Burpees
Iron mikes
Jump squats
Mountain climbers
Curtsey Lunges
Set 2
Crunches
Flutter kicks
V-ups
J-los
Marching Plank

Second Half
Partner up, grab a trash bag, a pick up trash around the park. Keep these AOs clean, and give back to the community.

MOLESKINE:

Shakira said it best: sometimes it takes someone else’s perspective to reveal the true nature of things.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

LeanPAX ongoing

COT:

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New year’s Mindset

AO: the_eddy
Q: Stubs
PAX: Choo Choo, FLO, Stubs
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: 32 with a breeze

WARMUP: N/A

THE THANG: paved ensworth loop

MOLESKINE:
“What the new year brings to you will depend a great deal on what you bring to the new year.” Vern Mclellan

ANNOUNCEMENTS: lean pax – check slack

COT: prayers for safe travels and for healing