Warner Rucker

Date: 2026-06-01 AO: The Eddy Q: FLO , PAX: Stubs, Motorola, Splash, FLO, Flood FNGs: 1 Flood COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
Damp, but no rain
WARMUP:
Meet Splash’s dad and pets given to Bishop :dog2:
Wondered if Wolfpack was arriving, but there were no signs, only false promises :disappointed:
THE THANG:
Wander paved paths mostly to avoid muddy trails. Rucked to Nature Center and around by tadpole lagoon and up around through connector trail, then back down. Somehow equated to a 45 ruck.
MARY:
None
MOLESKINE:
“It’s what you learn after you know it all that matters most”
– Elderly Man Behind the Counter in a Small YMCA
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Spring Summer Fling sometime soon. Check Slack!
COT:
Moment of silence for prayers.
Named FNG. Welcome Flood!
PLAYLIST:
Mumble chatter and chirping

[Pain Train] Pain Train

Date: 2026-05-29 AO: Pain Train Q: Squatter , PAX: FLO, El Capitan, Pebbles, Juicy J, Derby, Lady Liberty, Siri, Pitmaster, Squatter, Floppy Fish FNGs: 1 Floppy Fish COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Clear, purdy nice
WARMUP: SSH IW BAC Stretching Mosey while explaining the thang
THE THANG: Run the loop. Along the way do these exercises; 25 Merkins 20 Lieutenant Dans 5 Burpees 5 Pull-ups End loop with sandbag murder bunnies up to 1st pavilion, leave sandbag and return with burpee broad jumps Rinse-Repeat
MARY: Flutter kicks American hammers Up and Outs
MOLESKINE: Gave update on cancer healing journey for my M
ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
COT: Ended with prayer and coffee
PLAYLIST: None

The Eddy

Date: 2026-05-25 AO: The Eddy Q: Stubs , PAX: Juicy J, FLO, Stubs, Shakira FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Swampy WARMUP:
THE THANG: steady Eddy
MARY:
MOLESKINE: “Never was so much owed by so many to so few.” – Winston Churchill
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: silent prayer
PLAYLIST: the sound of birds

The Eddy

Date: 2026-05-11 AO: The Eddy Q: Roadkill , PAX: Juicy J, FLO, Choo Choo, Stubs, Motorola, Splash, Roadkill FNGs: COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
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[Pain Train] Presidential Fitness Test

Date: 2026-05-08 AO: Pain Train Q: Pebbles , PAX: Pebbles, Derby, Cheeks, Roadkill, Half Lyfe, Wolfpack, Shakira, FLO, G-string, Siri, Étouffée FNGs: COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Cold – stings the hands
WARMUP: Side straddle hops Bacs Back bacs Windmills Slow squats Slow Merkins
THE THANG: Get Up x 10 (sit up with block to overhead press) Human Up X10 (absolutions) Walkers x 10 ( Lt. Dan’s holding coupon) Body ups x 6 Pull ups
Run around playground
Repeat for 30min
MOLESKINE: Exercises spell out George Herbert Walker Bush Reps add up to 41. He’s the 41st president Today is my 41st birthday
We talked about the Presidential Fitness Test that fell out of favor because kids felt shame. It’s important to test yourself to know where you’re at. Where your strengths are, where other’s strengths are.
ANNOUNCEMENT Let’s go Juicy J half marathon!
COT: Prayed us out
PLAYLIST: Random

The Eddy – RoadKill version

Date: 2026-04-27 AO: The Eddy Q: Choo Choo , PAX: Roadkill, Stubs, FLO, Choo Choo, Splash FNGs: 1 Splash COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Perfect Thang: Ruck MOLESKINE: Leadership is not about just showing up, its about the impact you make.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check -f3-nashville-general

[Pain Train] Juiced Juice Man Juicy J Q

Date: 2026-04-24 AO: Pain Train Q: Juicy J , PAX: FLO, G-string, Half Lyfe, Lady Liberty, Stubs, Juicy J, Derby FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: perfecto
WARMUP: side straddle hops. Backpacks. Arm circles. Low slow squats, Merks. Willie May Hayes
THE THANG: the JUICY BURNOUT Merkins til burnout. V Ups til burnout. Lap Pull-ups til burnout. V Ups til burnout. Lap Dips til burnout. V Ups til burnout. Lap Jump Squats til burnout. V Ups til burnout. Lap
Merry. Abs and Dips
MOLESKINE: Totally forgot so I reshared the great weekly Moleskins from our fearless leader Pebbles
It may sound selfish but you need to take care of yourself before you can fully take care of others. It allows you to be more fully present and you will then give more to your friends and family when you’re in a good headspace physically and spiritually.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack
COT: prayers for our brother Squatter as he found out his wife has colon cancer. Prayers for a miraculous healing and peace for family.
Prayers for mental health, FLO s buddy who needs a job, and The Banker family involved in crash (everyone is fine).
PLAYLIST: 2000’s alternative rock. Sadie Hawkins dance, in my Khaki pants. G-string knew all the words in his short shorts!

Insane Train

Date: 2026-04-22 AO: Insane Train Q: Derby , PAX: Wolfpack, Derby, El Capitan, Squatter, Siri, FLO, Juicy J, Chains FNGs: 1 Chains COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Perfect!
EARLY BIRDS: 15 Minute 5 SB Burpee EMOM
WARMUP: BACs, BACBACs, Air Press, WMH, Runners Stretch, PE Stretch, SB Burpees
Mission Statement, Credo, 5 Core Principals
THE THANG: 5-10-15-20-25 Rep SB Ladder
PAX Began with 5 Reps of the Following: WWII’s, Merkins, SB Rows, SB Curls, SB Thrusters
Then Ran w/ SB for ~.2 Miles then stopped for Pull-ups with quantity based on set completed.
PAX returned to Base for 10 reps of each exercise followed by SB run and pull-ups.
All PAX completed the 5 sets getting to the top of the ladder of 25 sets of each exercise. Early finishers started back at the bottom until time.
Closed with 2 Minute Plank w/ 15 sec Merkin Burnout.
MOLESKINE: Reflected on camping with my son in the Smokies this weekend and the awareness that brought of focusing on more alone time with him. That time to connect was incredibly valuable and made me realize I need to focus more on family overall.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack for a ton of exciting events. Closest to home is F3 Dads held at Red Caboose Park on 5/16
COT: Prayers lifted for Squatter and his wife and everyone supporting them during this time.
PLAYLIST: Turnpike Troubadours Pandora and plenty of MumbleGrumbling
Excellent work today gentlemen! Thank you for the opportunity to lead this morning!
:horse_racing:

The High Road

Date: 2026-04-20 AO: The Eddy Q: Sooie , PAX: FLO, Sooie, Wolfpack, Stubs, Roadkill, Motorola FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: brisk, baby!
WARMUP: suggested burpee apocalypse but had no takers
THE THANG: “An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.” – G.K. Chesterton
6 brave PAX ascended the steep summit of Mt. Eddy with no guarantee of safe return. Mumblechatter was in abundance. We (I) contemplated the meaning of “no” in the F3 credo, considering the legal implications of adhering to an unqualified “no”.
Paused for some breathwork at the Pavilion atop Mt. Eddy. Wolfpack tempted me to lead the PAX in impromptu table lifting and carrying…but I resisted.
We descended returning to the parking lot 3 minutes behind schedule.
MOLESKINE: Learn to reframe life’s inconveniences as adventures.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers at Squatter’s (Strutter? Splitter?) Bi-annual 9 square tourney at pain-train May 1.
COT: Prayers lifted in silence. Coffee enjoyed.
PLAYLIST: 90 bpm metronome

[Pain Train] Pain Train

Date: 2026-04-17 AO: Pain Train Q: SalPal , PAX: SalPal, Half Lyfe, Siri, FLO, The Merchant, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: MOIST
WARMUP: MURPH
THE THANG: Murder Mile (modified for time)
MOLESKINE: Siri is a liar and can’t be trusted.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murder Mile, Holy Smokers, Juicy J Invitational, Muprh
COT: Private intentions
PLAYLIST: