[Pain Train] Pain Train: The bird is the word, no doubt!

Date: 2026-07-03 AO: Pain Train Q: The Banker , PAX: FLO, El Capitan, Pebbles, The Banker, Derby FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: cooler but still balmy
WARMUP: Emperial Walkers , BAC’s, 5 slow burpees, side to side then v-ups
THE THANG: Indigenous peoples run to library track. 1. 20, 15, 10, 5 burpees with a lap in between 2. 45 sec AMRAP: knee ups on swings, pull-ups, Lt Dan’s, Superman’s, side lunges, Merkins 3. 30 sec AMRAP pick three
MARY: stretching
MOLESKINE: Importance of not just taking but giving back to F3 by way of leading. Thanks Flo for asking me! And gratitude for all those that carry the flag forward.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: See General channel for details but convergence coming up in 11th and Ultimate frisbee challenge coming up as well.
COT: prayers for everyone’s safety over the weekend
PLAYLIST:

[Pain Train] Pain Train

Date: 2026-06-26 AO: Pain Train Q: Half Lyfe , PAX: FLO, Half Lyfe, El Capitan, Derby, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Perfect Friday morning. Beautiful Sunrise, birds chirping, good temp.
WARMUP: SSH, Slow 8 Count Body Builder, Arms and Legs stretches. Mosey to coupons.
THE THANG: Round 1: 11’s on the hill Floor to Ceilings w/ block Murder Bunny up hill Lt Dans w/ block Rifle Carry block down
Round 2: Dora 100 Merkins (20count) / Partner does Mountain Climbers 100 Dips (20 Count) / Partner runs to path and back 100 WW2’s / Partner Bear Crawls
MARY: N/A
MOLESKINE: Reading book Puddle Jumpers by Brandon Webb. Has been very transformative for me as a parent and person. Highly recommend.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack. Convergence, Passing the flag, Juicy J (bozey) lean pax? Good laughs were had on that last one.
COT: Count off, Name-o-Rama, prayers for Squatter , Femur (F3SH) , their families and all those impacted by cancer.
PLAYLIST: curated by YHC.

The Eddy

Date: 2026-06-15 AO: The Eddy Q: Stubs , PAX: Roadkill, Choo Choo, Stubs, Lady Liberty, FLO, Motorola FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: N/A
THE THANG: Went slightly over time by adding in the scenic loop. MARY:
MOLESKINE: “ I didn’t respond to them then. I’m damn sure not gonna respond to them now.” Jalen Brunson
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Lady Liberty led us in prayer
PLAYLIST: birds chirping

[Pain Train] #PainTrain: Not Your Mom’s EMOM

Date: 2026-06-12 AO: Pain Train Q: El Capitan , PAX: Cheeks, Juicy J, Pebbles, FLO, Derby, Shakira, El Capitan FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: THICK
WARMUP:
Climbing Stretch Routine Willie Mays Hays + Bacs / BacBacs 15x
THE THANG:
Mosey to 9-Square Court
EMOM (5 sets per round) // Indigenous Sandbag Run (1 lap around track after each round) 
~10 count rest after each lap
Round 1 – 6 Burpee + Pull-Ups
Round 2 – 7 Perfect Merkins
Round 3 – 8 Mtn. Merkins (4x Mtn. Climber + wide merkin)
Round 4 – 7 Vegas Weddings (4x J-Lo’s + Diamond Merkin)
MOLESKINE:
Seek to serve your family and neighbors “quietly” – not keeping score or seeking attention. All for the good of others and God’s glory.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Shakira really wants to hit up #the-brig. And SalPal is scheduling a convergence there for 06/27. Who’s in?!
COT:
Prayers for Squatter’s wife and family. Prayers for travel mercies this weekend.
Thank you FLO for the delicious FloJoe:tm:
PLAYLIST: ‘00s Alternative + Rap Bangers

The Eddy

Date: 2026-06-08 AO: The Eddy Q: Motorola , PAX: Juicy J, Chains (Ryan Johnson), FLO, Stubs, Bean Burger (Fairview, TN), Legos, Roadkill, Motorola FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Warm, muggy, drizzle
THE THANG: Pavement, down the hill, up the hill, Blue trail to close it out.
MOLESKINE:
4 questions to ask yourself for immediate clarity with decision-making:
1. What does love require of me? 2. What is the wise thing to do? 3. What is the next right step? 4. What story do I want to tell?
Quotes coming from Andy Stanley and Michael Hyatt
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Summer Party Coming Up – Date TBD, leanpax starting July 5 (no processed foods, no added sugar, alcohol fine), talk to Juicy J for more details.
COT: Prayers for Legos dad.

Warner Rucker

Date: 2026-06-01 AO: The Eddy Q: FLO , PAX: Stubs, Motorola, Splash, FLO, Flood FNGs: 1 Flood COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
Damp, but no rain
WARMUP:
Meet Splash’s dad and pets given to Bishop :dog2:
Wondered if Wolfpack was arriving, but there were no signs, only false promises :disappointed:
THE THANG:
Wander paved paths mostly to avoid muddy trails. Rucked to Nature Center and around by tadpole lagoon and up around through connector trail, then back down. Somehow equated to a 45 ruck.
MARY:
None
MOLESKINE:
“It’s what you learn after you know it all that matters most”
– Elderly Man Behind the Counter in a Small YMCA
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Spring Summer Fling sometime soon. Check Slack!
COT:
Moment of silence for prayers.
Named FNG. Welcome Flood!
PLAYLIST:
Mumble chatter and chirping

[Pain Train] Pain Train

Date: 2026-05-29 AO: Pain Train Q: Squatter , PAX: FLO, El Capitan, Pebbles, Juicy J, Derby, Lady Liberty, Siri, Pitmaster, Squatter, Floppy Fish FNGs: 1 Floppy Fish COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Clear, purdy nice
WARMUP: SSH IW BAC Stretching Mosey while explaining the thang
THE THANG: Run the loop. Along the way do these exercises; 25 Merkins 20 Lieutenant Dans 5 Burpees 5 Pull-ups End loop with sandbag murder bunnies up to 1st pavilion, leave sandbag and return with burpee broad jumps Rinse-Repeat
MARY: Flutter kicks American hammers Up and Outs
MOLESKINE: Gave update on cancer healing journey for my M
ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
COT: Ended with prayer and coffee
PLAYLIST: None

The Eddy

Date: 2026-05-25 AO: The Eddy Q: Stubs , PAX: Juicy J, FLO, Stubs, Shakira FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Swampy WARMUP:
THE THANG: steady Eddy
MARY:
MOLESKINE: “Never was so much owed by so many to so few.” – Winston Churchill
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: silent prayer
PLAYLIST: the sound of birds

The Eddy

Date: 2026-05-11 AO: The Eddy Q: Roadkill , PAX: Juicy J, FLO, Choo Choo, Stubs, Motorola, Splash, Roadkill FNGs: COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

[Pain Train] Presidential Fitness Test

Date: 2026-05-08 AO: Pain Train Q: Pebbles , PAX: Pebbles, Derby, Cheeks, Roadkill, Half Lyfe, Wolfpack, Shakira, FLO, G-string, Siri, Étouffée FNGs: COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Cold – stings the hands
WARMUP: Side straddle hops Bacs Back bacs Windmills Slow squats Slow Merkins
THE THANG: Get Up x 10 (sit up with block to overhead press) Human Up X10 (absolutions) Walkers x 10 ( Lt. Dan’s holding coupon) Body ups x 6 Pull ups
Run around playground
Repeat for 30min
MOLESKINE: Exercises spell out George Herbert Walker Bush Reps add up to 41. He’s the 41st president Today is my 41st birthday
We talked about the Presidential Fitness Test that fell out of favor because kids felt shame. It’s important to test yourself to know where you’re at. Where your strengths are, where other’s strengths are.
ANNOUNCEMENT Let’s go Juicy J half marathon!
COT: Prayed us out
PLAYLIST: Random