WARMUP: OYO party: SSH, Good mornings, Willie Mays, broga, etc
THE THANG: DIE HARD
Ascend 30 floors up Nakatomi Tower
-Run the Bleachers many times
Survive against terrorist-thieves, lead by Matador
Start in Endzone
Bearcrawl (thru glass) to 50 yard line
20 burpees (climb up elevator shaft)
Peter parker to other endzone (crawl thru AC vent)
50 calf raises bc your feet hurt from glass
Bearcrawl back to 50 yard line
20 burpees
Peter Parker to original endzone
50 calf raises
Hostage Rescue Relay, lead by Matador
Partners — 1 person doing SSH while waiting
1 person sprint out to 30 yards
30 high knees (escaping down 30 floors)
Sprint back, switch places
Do this a bunch of times. There are many hostages
Hans Gruber hangs and falls to his death, lead by EZ-Go
Partners – 1 does a dead hang until failure
Other partner does V-Ups
Switch and do again, many times
The Final Shot, lead by EZ-Go
Reginald VelJohnson (Al) shoots final terrorist for John McClane
Partners – 1 of you takes the bullet (burpees) – the other… shoots the shot? Somehow related to the plot (full sprint across field and back)
MOLESKINE: spoiler: they’re not actually terrorists, they’re just regular old German thieves.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: this is what slack is for
COT: prayers for challenges related to divorce, family hardships during Christmas travels. Gratitude for Shy Guy’s new baby.
WARMUP: I don’t know. I wasn’t there
THE THANG: yo boy woke up at 5:33 so that was awkward
But anyway I pulled up at 5:40:
Get block
11s with dips and burpees – farmers carry in between
20 each
curls
Overhead press
Squats
block pick ups
Run – 5 pullups
Tricep extensions
Rows
calf raises each leg
WWIs
Run – 10 pullups
Repeat once
Time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: turkey day at the Hall. 7am. EZ-Go has way too many pancakes for it.
COT: continue to pray for Dale Clay and family
WARMUP:
– Side straddle hops x 31
– Werewolfs (aka Downward Dog into Cobra and back) x 10
– Scorpions x 10
– Zombie walk out & back
THE THANG:
First, obligatory Burpee Thriller, listen to Thriller and do a burpee every time you hear the signature “thriller” in the chorus or something scary in the lyrics
Deck of Horrors!!! :wolf: :spades: :diamonds: :clubs: :heart: :male_vampire:
To the pavilion, circle up and get ready to pull cards.
– Add 10 to digits (2-10)
– Royals trigger a flat 10 reps of a harder exercise
– Aces have their own deviltry
Spades :spades:
– Digits = Squats
– Royals = Squat Jumps
– Ace = Broad Jump around the square
Clubs :clubs:
– Digits = LBC’s
– Royals = V-Ups
– Ace = 200 American Hammers (single count)
Hearts :heart:
– Digits = High Knees
– Royals = Hopping Hillbillies
– Ace = Cotton Eye Joe (High Knees with words, Hillbillies with instrumentals)
Diamonds :diamonds:
– Digits = Carolina Dry Docks
– Royals = Diamond Merkins
– Ace = Bear Crawl around the square
Back to post at 5 mins out for Howler Monkeys, I.e. monkey humper ring of fire
MOLESKINE:
Instructions were for the next man pulling a card to do half the reps before getting up to pull the card so we keep it moving. That worked once we got the hang of it.
The Aces were obviously everyone’s favorite, and the mumblechatter peaked during Cotton Eye Joe as predicted. Fan favorite, sure to be repeated soon! Honestly I was pretty wiped by the time we got there but we made it through.
We completed all but 4 cards! That brings the total reps to very close to the following full counts:
– 144 x Squats
– 30 x Squat Jumps
– 144 x LBCs
– 30 x V-Ups
– 144 x High Knees
– 30 x Hopping Hillbillies
– 144 x Dry Docks
– 30 x Diamond Merkins
Not counting the Aces, that’s 700 reps of good work, more than the standard Dora, and the Aces were some good work too. Way to keep it moving men!
Coffeeteeria was a smashing success with a co-brew from Toothless and Esposa, with Esposa bringing gatorade and even Twisted Tea for the road…well not for the road but you get it.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– f3dads workout was this AM!
– Esposa on Q for Halloween, or for the daring, handsomizer will be aiming for the local in-workout record of 315 burpees
COT:
– Prayers for the family Focker was visiting with their newborn experiencing complications
– Prayers for Prayers for YHC (Toothless) for the move to Crieve Hall in December and the current home selling in the meantime
As always, it was an honor to lead, men! Thanks for having me out, and I’ll be seein’ ya!
— Toothless :tooth:
WARMUP: Broga followed by burpee Apocalypse
THE THANG: Deck of Cards
:clubs: lung 2=1
:hearts: Arods= j-low with a pickle pounder
:diamonds:Superman’s
:spades: Merkins
Aces. 11 burpees plus the work out
MOLESKINE: get it
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 2.0 work out, Crieve Hall Butter Ball Crawl
COT: Prayer
WARMUP: various active stuff (high knees and the sort)
THE THANG:
-indigenous people run to bottom of Cochran. Catch-me-if-you-can with partner going backward up hill while other partner does squats and WW1 then sprints to catch up
-mosey to grassy hill in ag center
-10 squats—>sprint up—>20 ww1–>back down
-10 merkins, 10 squats—>sprint—>20 heel lifts
-10 merkins, 10 squats, 10 monkey humpers—>20 crunchy frogs
-10 merkins, 10 squats, 10 monkey humpers, 10 dry socks—>sprint—> 20 Ww1
-indigenous people run back to start
-sprints and jogs of various %
-2 minute low plank
MOLESKINE: thank you men for entertaining me with the long journey today. Covered almost a 5K. LOL, lots of love
ANNOUNCEMENTS: octoburpee , f3dads , and come out for F3 After Dark
COT: step back and assess where you’re at. Complacent? Make a change
WARMUP:
25 SSH
25 Alternating Toe Touches
10 Low and Slow Merkins
Willy Mays Hayes
Stretch OYO while describing the Thang
THE THANG:
IronPAX is a F3 nationwide challenge issued by F3 Greenwood. It’s one HARD workout per week that competitors can upload their scores and see how they stack up.
This year is themed after RED (Remember Everyone Deployed) WODs, this week remembering U.S. Sgt. Zachary D. Tellier, 31, of Charlotte, NC (USA) a combat infantryman with the 4th Squadron, 73rd Cavalry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, at Fort Bragg. He died Sept. 29, 2007, of wounds sustained while on a ground patrol in Afghanistan.
For time:
10 burpees
5-10-15-20 yard shuttle runs
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10 burpees
25 merkins
5-10-15-20 yard shuttle runs
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10 burpees
25 merkins
50 lunges (hard way – right leg-left leg=1 rep)
5-10-15-20 yard shuttle runs
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10 burpees
25 merkins
50 lunges (hard way – right leg-left leg=1 rep)
100 big boy sit-ups
5-10-15-20 yard shuttle runs
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10 burpees
25 merkins
50 lunges (hard way – right leg-left leg=1 rep)
100 big boy sit-ups
150 squats
5-10-15-20 yard shuttle runs
Submit your score here: f3greenwood.org/ipc-submit-score
Check out more about IronPAX here: f3greenwood.org/ironpax
MOLESKINE:
Very sore as I write this. Workout was sneaky but definitely caught up with us later on in the day so I’ve heard.
Good work boys.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– 11 year convergence next Saturday at Sevier Park
– Sept 11 convergence Thursday at Green Machine
COT:
– Prayers for our troops and their families at home and abroad
