Where is the Q?

Date: 2026-06-03 AO: Insane Train Q: Puzzlah , PAX: Puzzlah, Shakira, Derby, Juicy J, El Capitan, Choo Choo FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: crisp
WARMUP: SSH x 40 Calves and hips stretch Last man up to the parking lot Everyone else was toasty from the pre-party so took it easy
THE THANG: Cones 40ish yards apart
Partner up Partner 1 sprints to cones and back Partner 2 does bear complexes until return (clean, thruster, back squat, push press)
20 total sprints
Partner A Overhead carry to cones, drop and sprint back Partner B Rotate through 40 flutters, 40 WWIs, and 40 bag press
12 total sprints
Everyone together 5 burpee buy in, sprint down and back x 3 3 burpee buy in, sprint down and back x 2 1 burpee buy in, sprint down and back x 1 Sprint down and back x 2
8 total sprints
MARY: 40 American Hammers
MOLESKINE: Ya Q had an emergency run and missed most of round 2. These guys powered through. Two lessons there: 1) plans are just plans. 2) surround yourself with people that make you better and pick you up
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST: Irish resistance music https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6sOwNSKHtcNfAcnjUKqaIw?si=yorDpHQMQT2-QJGHiJnqig&pi=p57v7iA8RSG6f

[Pain Train] Pain Train

Date: 2026-05-29 AO: Pain Train Q: Squatter , PAX: FLO, El Capitan, Pebbles, Juicy J, Derby, Lady Liberty, Siri, Pitmaster, Squatter, Floppy Fish FNGs: 1 Floppy Fish COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Clear, purdy nice
WARMUP: SSH IW BAC Stretching Mosey while explaining the thang
THE THANG: Run the loop. Along the way do these exercises; 25 Merkins 20 Lieutenant Dans 5 Burpees 5 Pull-ups End loop with sandbag murder bunnies up to 1st pavilion, leave sandbag and return with burpee broad jumps Rinse-Repeat
MARY: Flutter kicks American hammers Up and Outs
MOLESKINE: Gave update on cancer healing journey for my M
ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
COT: Ended with prayer and coffee
PLAYLIST: None

[Pain Train] Pain Train

Date: 2026-05-22 AO: Pain Train Q: Chili Dip , PAX: Pitmaster, Siri, Sooie, El Capitan, Wolfpack, Derby, Chili Dip FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Wet
WARMUP: we picked some cherries and put them in a basket and squashed some bugs.
THE THANG: team workout around the park. Total per team Member listed below. Another team member can take on more reps for the team to cover. 10 seal burpees Carry the boat(sandbag) above your head 20 pull up Carry the boat 30 Iron mikes Carry the boat 40 Merks Carry the boat 50 squats Carry the boat 60 flutter kicks Carry the boat Repeat 2 more loops cutting reps in half on each lap.
MARY: roll yourself up into a grassy sugar cookie…..bear crawl back
MOLESKINE: Make your bed. Complete the first task of the day.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Pavilion AMRAP

Date: 2026-05-06 AO: Insane Train Q: El Capitan , PAX: Choo Choo, El Capitan, @Splash FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Nice & dry!
WARMUP:
Climb Stretch Good mornings / Willie Mays Hays 7x Motivators
THE THANG:
5 Bag workouts (45 sec. Work / 20 sec. Rest)
1. Bag Bench press  2. Goblet Squat 3. Deadlift (80 lb. bag / two 40 lbs.) 4. Bag Spicollis 5. Bag WW2s
After 5 rounds have been completed, one “rest” exercise will be performed (in order):
1. Ceiling hold for 90 sec. 2. Elevated bag drags for 90 sec. 3. Mountain Climbers for 90 sec. 4. ‘Merican Hammers 90 sec. 5. plank (or length of time until 6:30)
Recover for 40 seconds, then repeat cycle.
MOLESKINE:
Even in adverse circumstances, learn the art of giving thanks and adjusting to your situation with joy. 
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check the slack!
COT:
Grateful for all of the moms out there. Remember to bless them this Sunday!
PLAYLIST: Led Zeppelin IV

Insane Train

Date: 2026-04-22 AO: Insane Train Q: Derby , PAX: Wolfpack, Derby, El Capitan, Squatter, Siri, FLO, Juicy J, Chains FNGs: 1 Chains COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Perfect!
EARLY BIRDS: 15 Minute 5 SB Burpee EMOM
WARMUP: BACs, BACBACs, Air Press, WMH, Runners Stretch, PE Stretch, SB Burpees
Mission Statement, Credo, 5 Core Principals
THE THANG: 5-10-15-20-25 Rep SB Ladder
PAX Began with 5 Reps of the Following: WWII’s, Merkins, SB Rows, SB Curls, SB Thrusters
Then Ran w/ SB for ~.2 Miles then stopped for Pull-ups with quantity based on set completed.
PAX returned to Base for 10 reps of each exercise followed by SB run and pull-ups.
All PAX completed the 5 sets getting to the top of the ladder of 25 sets of each exercise. Early finishers started back at the bottom until time.
Closed with 2 Minute Plank w/ 15 sec Merkin Burnout.
MOLESKINE: Reflected on camping with my son in the Smokies this weekend and the awareness that brought of focusing on more alone time with him. That time to connect was incredibly valuable and made me realize I need to focus more on family overall.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack for a ton of exciting events. Closest to home is F3 Dads held at Red Caboose Park on 5/16
COT: Prayers lifted for Squatter and his wife and everyone supporting them during this time.
PLAYLIST: Turnpike Troubadours Pandora and plenty of MumbleGrumbling
Excellent work today gentlemen! Thank you for the opportunity to lead this morning!
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Wolfpack Back to Back

Date: 2026-04-15 AO: Insane Train Q: Wolfpack , PAX: El Capitan, FLO, Juicy J, Derby, Wolfpack, Siri FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Perfection
WARMUP: Mosey around park
THE THANG:
Perform 1 rep MOT, politician back to start, perform 1 rep exercise, run to sandbag, repeat adding a rep to MOT and exercise each time up to 10 reps.
Round 1 and 3: MOT – SB Lunges Exercise – Merkins
Round 2 and 4: MOT – SB Murder Bunnies Exercise – Burpees
50 flutter kicks and 50 crunches between each round
MOLESKINE: Not a ton of mumble chatter, PAX came to work!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Natural Ice posted a super big and awesome update in -f3-nashville-general. Go check it out and watch his video!
COT: We don’t know what the day ahead holds for us, but no matter what keep moving forward.
PLAYLIST: Manly grunts.

[Insane Train] Insane Train

Date: 2026-03-25 AO: Insane Train Q: Siri , PAX: Sooie, El Capitan, Juicy J, Siri FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG: Siri Beatdown
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

1030-40

Date: 2026-03-18 AO: insane_train Q: Shakira , PAX: Derby, El Capitan, Juicy J, Santana FNGs: 1 Santana COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Chilly at the end but warm and sweaty by the end.
WARMUP: Arm circles, chess press, slow merkins, willie mays hayes
THE THANG:
Early bird special: 5 laps w/10 sandbag curls, burpees, and presses.
10 Lunges w/sandbag 20 Sandbag Gorillas (swing up and down) 30 Chest presses w/sandbag 40 WW2s with Sandbag 30 Chest presses w/sandbag 20 Sandbag Gorillas (swing up and down) 10 Lunges w/sandbag
Sandbag Bucket Brigade: Keep the sandbag in the air. Derby dropped the bag to gift us all 10 burpees.
Storks stands with bag: grab bag balance on one foot (1 minute each foot)
10 Plank hands up/down (pull thrus w/bag) 20 Pitchfork movement with sandbag (10 left, 10 right) 30 Squats with bag 40 Lift bag overhead from shoulder to shoulder 30 Squats with bag 20 Pitchfork movement with sandbag (10 left, 10 right) 10 Plank hands up/down (pull thrus w/bag)
American hammers and pull throughs in a circle: Passed the bag around while exercising. After each rotation, a set of 20 pushups.
MOLESKINE: “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1. In times of trouble, look towards the people God has placed in your life who can help you.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers coming up at Wolfpack’s
COT: Prayers for patience in parenting and strength to support spouses by listening to them. Also, prayer for all those affected by war.
Merkin Madness: 180 pushups completed during the workout

Muddy Waters

Date: 2026-03-04 AO: insane_train Q: Wolfpack PAX: Derby, Piglet, Choo Choo, Juicy J, El Capitan FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Wish we could just hit pause on this
WARMUP: Explanation of workout
THE THANG: 100 second on / 20 seconds off – 10(ish) yard bear crawls up and crawl bears back – Sandbag Presses or Pullthroughs – Sandbag Squats or Lunges – Sandbag Burpees – WWII’s Repeat 4 times
10(ish) yard sprints x 5
MOLESKINE: More mumblechatter in the beginning than in the end
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Merkin Madness, Grow School, Holy Smokers (Check the slacks)
COT: It’s easy to muddy the water looking for crawfish and easier still to move to another spot once you do so… encouragement to PAX to take the harder route and filter out the gunk in life instead of just moving on to somewhere else.
PLAYLIST: Millennial Bangers :fire:

Choo Choo Go Ruck Prep

Date: 2026-02-25 AO: insane_train Q: Derby PAX: El Capitan, Roadkill, Shakira, Choo Choo, Dirty Bird FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Perfect!
EARLY BIRDS: 11’s Merkins and Bear Complex
WARMUP: BACs, BACBACs, WMH, Runners Stretch, PE Stretch
F3 Mission Statement, Credo and Core Principals
THE THANG: Partnered up for Sand Bag Mosey around Bellevue incorporating various exercises with 1 rule… The bags cannot touch the ground or entire PAX is penalized w/ 5 SB Burpees (I believe we had 5 penalties).
Mosey consisted of Multiple Stops incorporating Bench Dips, Decline Merkins, Burpee Broad Jumps, Pull-Ups, SB Lunges, etc. with partners transferring weight for each partner to get in their reps.
We also had a stock exercise of 10 SB Rows, 10 SB Curls and 10 SB Thrusters that was called out throughout the beatdown.
MOLESKINE: Shared recent thoughts on perspective of time. With another child on the way I’ve fallen into the trap of how do I continue to make time for myself to continue to do things I love and enjoy. With a nice dose of awareness, I’m working on a perspective flip to look for more ways to support and be present for my family and their needs and with that trusting time will work itself out.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Merkin Madness, Holy Smokers, Check Slack for many other exciting things going on in the community.
COT: Prayers for contentment and deeper understanding of purpose
PLAYLIST: Roadkill’s commentary throughout the beatdown :joy:
Appreciated the opportunity to lead this morning! Had an excellent time bouncing around Bellevue with you guys!
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