Return of the Sharknado

AO: the-castle
Q: Strutter
PAX: hambone, Chunks, Crawlspace, Dilbert, Butterfingers, Fabuloso, Pep, Strutter, Space Baby, Kevin
FNGs: 1 Kevin
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS:

WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Birthday CTF

AO: the-castle
Q: hambone
PAX: Chunks, Space Baby, Squatter, Butterfingers, Dilbert, Hipster, Fabuloso, Steely, Livin’ On A Prayer, Barney, Strutter, SalPal
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS: just right to play CTF

WARMUP: lol no. Listen to the instructions. If you don’t, be on a team with hambone or make sure you’re listening to the instructions on the card.

THE THANG:
1. North vs South (side of the shovel flag)
2. Teams have 20 minutes to hide the 80lb sandbag in their territory (200 burpee penalty for all team members if all any team members are late getting back).
3. Each team member must touch the bag after it is placed / hidden (no slackers).
4. Bag must travel between .6 and .8 miles before placement.
5. After 20 minutes, teams switched sides and went to find the bag(s). First team back wins.
6. 200 burpee late penalty (not enforced)

MOLESKINE:
Congrats to the South for hiding the bag with camo and fooling the North-siders. Each man got over 3 miles of running / walking. Many thanks to the South team for making a strong effort to retrieve the bag where we failed.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: check Slack

COT: Thankful for 38 trips around the Sun. Let’s make this next one even better.

Lot of Running Q!!

AO: the-castle
Q: Pep
PAX: Strutter, hambone, Dilbert, Goodwill, Squatter, 1,2,3,4,5
FNGs: 5 1,2,3,4,5
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: Muggy

WARMUP: Run greenway

THE THANG:
Wreck-Tangle:
Partners – one partner half running the rectangle (half of the field) while other partner does slower travel
Slower Movements:
– Endzone side: Komodo dragon
– Sideline: inch worm (inch forward, push up, jump up)
– Midfield: lunge twith
– Sideline: bear crawl

11’s at hill:
– iron mikes
– Burpees

MOLESKINE:
– 5 guys from First Baptist showed up after looking for exercise + connection

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– csaup: 50 miler on Aug 29 – ask chunks
– Next month (October) – night moves

Because Pep said

AO: the-castle
Q: Pep
PAX: Chunks, hambone, Strutter, Every Other, Dilbert, A Boy Named Sue, StepBrother, Hambone’sMouth
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Cool and slightly chilly

WARMUP: 75 yard mosey to tennis court

THE THANG:
Rectangle:
– one partner runs the tennis court while the other does a slower movement
– Slower movements
– Komodo dragon
– murder bunny
– bear crawl
– reverses
Dora:
– 100 American hammers
– 200 windshield wipers
– 300 fire hydrants

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
A running challenge that starts end of May until some time in September (check -f3-nashville-general)

COT:
– strutter’s MIL has liver cirosis (sp?)
– Chunks leaves Hendersonville next weekend
– Stepbrother’s friend who is getting a divorce (dude is drinking)

Sandbag Man Maker(s)

AO: the-discipline
Q: hambone
PAX: Dilbert
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
CONDITIONS: too cold

WARMUP: light movement

THE THANG: 10 rounds, starting at one, increase by one, with the following:

1) 10 deadlifts each round
2) sandbag merkins
3) sandbag merkins
4) curls
5) curls

MOLESKINE: early meetings are the worst. Early meetings that are cancelled why youre driving home are worse than worst.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Why is Q Running so Far

AO: the-castle
Q: Pep
PAX: Dilbert, A Boy Named Sue, hambone, Chunks
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS:
Cool and windy

WARMUP:
run to high school. Hope that hambone and Chunks can catch up from their pre-run

THE THANG:
cards of death:
– spade: windshield wiper
– clubs: fire hydrant
– heart: squats
– diamond: merkins
A==20, face card == 15

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Coming Thursday night moves – check slack

What rain?

AO: the-castle
Q: Strutter
PAX: Dilbert, Every Other, Zinfandel (Waxhaw), @every other
FNGs: 1 @every other
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: RAINY

WARMUP: A quick mosey to get under roof. We performed the following exercises IC:
30) SSHs
20) Hillbillies
20) IST (Imperial Walkers)
30) LBACs 15 each direction.

THE THANG: A series of 5 exercises as follows:
Merkins
Dips (I Omaha’d to SSHs after our 2nd or 3rd round)
American Hammers
Inclined Merkins
LBCs
We started with 10 each IC, and followed that up with 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, and 10. No wonder I am tired. I think we were on our 17’s when Zinfandel arrived.
We ended with Mary, and the exercises included
Freddie Mercury’s
Mercury Freddie’s
Box Cutters
And Homer to Marge.

MOLESKINE: it’s always a pleasure to spend time with the men of the-castle.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Come Sail Away

AO: the-castle
Q: The Merchant
PAX: Chunks, Dilbert, hambone, Salami, Pep
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: Cold as hell

WARMUP: SSHs, little baby crunches, BACs, BAC BACs

THE THANG:
Each song on the playlist, we repeat one exercise the whole song, and do one harder exercise each time we hear the name of the song. 1m rest between songs.

Sail: SSH, burpee when you hear “sail”

Ain’t No Sunshine’: Hold plank, push up when you hear “no”

River: Sit ups, V up when you hear “river”

Some Nights: SSH, burpee when you hear “nights”

Beggin’: Hold plank, push up when you hear “beggin’”

Beat It: Sit ups, V up when you hear “beat it”

Human: Squats, burpee when you hear “human”

Jog to top of hill and back

I Don’t Care Anymore: Hold plank, push up when you hear “I don’t care”

American Woman: Sit ups, V up when you hear “woman”

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None

COT:
Prayers for job searches and friends with sudden job changes

Welcome Back and Impromptu Q

AO: the-discipline
Q: Chunks
PAX: hambone, Dilbert, Country Parkour, OnTHE Fence
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: Cold and Snowy as we wrapped

WARMUP:

Hugs for Dilbert welcoming him back off the IR.

Was thrust into action as Q, since the AOQ and Q for the day had overslept. No worries. We are all freed to lead. Thankfully I still had the kettlebells in the car.

20 SSH
20 Imperial Walkers
20 Cherry Pickers
10 Forward Arm Circles
10 Reverse Arm Circles

THE THANG:

Partner Up!
1 PAX works out with Kettlebell
1 PAX runs to end of parking lot and back

KB exercises
Squats
Curls
Rows
Overhead Press
Tricep Ext
Swings

Our AOQ joined us and finished the workout with us.

Couple mins of Mary and then 5 Burpee Buy out.

MOLESKINE:

Dilbert we are glad you are back off IR. OnTHE Fence good to see you too. Country Parkour your presence is always a joy. hambone the standard is the standard.

PAX, if you know men North of the wall (OHB) encourage them to get to this AO. Big things are coming for this area. These HIMs are invigorated to lead and encourage the men of the North.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Van Halen not Van Hagar

AO: the-discipline
Q: Chunks
PAX: hambone, Dilbert, Country Parkour
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: Cold. hats and Ninja Ice made an appearance

WARMUP:
Mosey to lower parking lot and back
20 SSH
20 Imperial Walkers
20 Arm Circles Forward
20 Arm Circles Reverse

THE THANG:

20 Hand Release Merkins
20 Squats
20 Big Boy Situps
Mosey to Lower Parking Lot
17 Hand Release Merkins
17 Squats
17 Big Boy Situs
Mosey to Upper Parking lot
Continue with pattern down to 2

Circle up for 10 Burpees

5 Mins of Mary – Dealers Choice

Finished with 5 Burpees

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Chiliteria – Sunday
Half Marathon – 10/26
The Struggle 003 upcoming 11/1

COT: Prayers for 413 after the incident. Prayers for all the men that don’t know they need F3.

Always an honor to lead. STRENGTH AND HONOR!