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[The Castle] The Castle – Row Row Row your boat

Date: 2026-09-05 AO: The Castle Q: Dilbert , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Pep, Makita, Dilbert, Happy Trees, Horizon, Dr. Brown Slip, Flipper, Strutter, Steely, Butterfingers, hambone, Creatine, Hipster, One Inch, My pleasure FNGs: None COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: warm
WARMUP: mosey to the stations
THE THANG: 16 stations – 2 min each — 20 sec rest (changeover
See the photo for the stations
MARY:shoulder mobility stretches and 90 sec of flutter kicks
MOLESKINE: lots of mumblechatter and initial talks of being proud I knew when to start
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack
COT: prayers
PLAYLIST: see photos

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[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-08-29 AO: The Castle Q: Dr. Brown Slip , Mr. Pancake PAX: Locksmith, Dilbert, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Pep, Creatine, hambone, Mr. Pancake, Strutter, Steely, Happy Trees, Fabuloso, Dr. Brown Slip, Flipper, Barney, Cross-stitch FNGs: None COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: B-E-A-UTIFUL
WARMUP: SSH, Squats, LB Arm Circles F&B, Casual Harassment of Steely
THE THANG: DOLLYBALL
Count by 2’s, Mr. Pancake Team 2 Lead. All mosey to soccer field – Team 2 with coupons.
Round 1 Split into two teams. First team to 20 wins. – Team that scored: 10 Merkins – Team that got scored on: 10 Hello Dollies
The scoring piled up quickly as PAX discovered the challenge of simultaneously jumping, hitting a volleyball, and maintaining dignity.
Result: Team 2 wins.
Reward for Team 2: 15 Coupon Overhead Presses
Punishment for Team 1: Field suicides with 10 squats at each turning point.
Round 2 Counted off again and formed new teams. Modified rules: – Team that scored: 10 Squats – Team that got scored on: 10 Hello Dollies
To keep everyone honest, the Q introduced the dreaded “Jolene” audible.
Jolene Rule: At random, one unlucky PAX was selected to perform 5 blockees while the game continued without mercy.
The combination of volleyball, coupon work, Hello Dollies, and surprise Blockees produced equal amounts of fitness and comedy.
Time expired before the second game could reach 20.
MARY: None. Time was called before a formal Mary due to the fierce Dollyball competition and excessive time spent watching grown men mistime volleyball jumps.
MOLESKINE: A great way to celebrate one year in F3. Dollyball revealed two universal truths: gravity is undefeated, and hand-eye coordination has an expiration date. Plenty of laughs, plenty of mumble chatter, and just enough athleticism to justify the Hello Dollies.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: ML Rose – 4:13 Strong Benefit – October 21
COT: Prayers for PAX
PLAYLIST: 100% mumble chatter. No speakers needed when you’ve got grown men heckling each other.
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-08-31 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Dilbert, Horizon, Happy Trees, Creatine, Steely FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: I thought nice, but ended up warm. A few weeks of summer left
WARMUP: SSH, Good mornings, arm circles, type writters
THE THANG: Round 1 of 6 exercises – 10 reps each Curls, Squat, upright row, bent over row, over the shoulder throw and heavy bat obliques After 10 reps of each we did 2 min of kettle bell swings and 2 min of heavy BBSU Round 2 – Repeato 1:30 of kettle bells and 1:30 of heavy BBSU Speed walk to the end Calf raises back -40 raises then walk back Round 3 – Repeato 1 min of kettle bell and 1 min of heavy BBSU Round 4 – Repeato 30 sec of Kettle bell and 30 sec of heavy BBSU
MARY:None – we grinded until the end
MOLESKINE: decent mumblechatter on various topics
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack, keep giving F3 away, and Oct 5th 5K supporting Wounded Warrior
COT: Prayers for the travels some PAX have coming up
PLAYLIST: F3 Rock hits
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[The Discipline] The Discipline – Country Parkour Farewell Send off

Date: 2026-08-19 AO: The Discipline Q: Country Parkour , PAX: Under the Table, Horizon, Country Parkour, Dilbert, hambone, Happy Trees, Brian Hall, Brian Hall (Creatine) FNGs: 1 Brian Hall (Creatine) COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP:SSH, mosey, Good mornings, SSH, Typewriters, Imperial Walkers, and Hillbillies
THE THANG: One Pax gets to carry the 100 lb Tombstone and choose an exercise for the others to do while he carries it about 100 yards.
The work done Manmakers (pain makers) Squats Situps curls Monkey humpers and others
Mosey to the snack stand for 20 jump up on the wall then decline merkins
Mosey back to startex More of the carry the tombstone, but only one direction and sprint/mosey back each got in 1 round
Mosey to the playground one pax did 5 pull ups (or hangs) and chose something for the other pax to do
Mosey to startex
MARY:No time
MOLESKINE: Lots of talk about the exercise the PAX chose for each other. Some were gifting out some tough choices
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: His plan was to have others choose the opportunity for his fellow man to put in the work.
We are wished Country Parkour well on his journey and to continue gifting out F3 memberships at F3 Moses Lake. There are currently three days operating there (two AOs).
He truly is a man of all 4 quadrants of virtuous leadership. His concentrica is in tact and leading his family forward.
Mr. Parkour, you will be missed but this is not goodbye my friend.
PLAYLIST: Rock hits

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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant – Roll of the Dice

Date: 2026-08-17 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Dilbert, Horizon, Under the Table, Beary Queen – BQ, hambone, Happy Trees FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Very warm, kind of hot with a light breeze
WARMUP: SSH, Good mornings
THE THANG: 100 lb Medicine Ball
The PAX roll the digital dice for what they make the PAX do for 70 seconds. While they did that the dice roller picks up the stupid ass 100 lb medicine ball that hambone brought for us and puts it on the tailgate. Roll it off, and do it again.
Here is what we did
R1 70 sec Triceps ext R2 70 sec Bent over row R3 70 sec BBSU R4 70 sec Bent over row R5 70 sec Bent over row R6 70 sec Squat R7 70 sec Triceps ext R8 70 sec Squat R9 70 sec Coupon Curl R10 70 sec Over the shoulder throw Quick walking break – a few walking lunges and calf raises back to startex. R11 70 sec Pain Maker R12 70 sec Side Straddle Hop R13 70 sec Coupon Curl R14 70 sec Pain Maker R15 70 sec BBSU R16 70 sec BBSU R17 70 sec Bent over row R18 70 sec Squat R19 70 sec Over the shoulder throw R20 70 sec BBSU R21 70 sec Pain Maker – hambone did not start the timer on purpose to make us do more…. LOL R22 70 sec BBSU R23 70 sec Side Straddle Hop R24 70 sec BBSU R25 70 sec Romanian Deadlift R26 70 sec BBSU
MARY: None
MOLESKINE: Just some good chatter about staying and keep coming to F3
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT:
PLAYLIST: Dilbert’s rock/rap mix

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[The Castle] The Castle – It’s Dibert time

Date: 2026-08-15 AO: The Castle Q: Dilbert , PAX: Dilbert, Horizon, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Flipper, Under the Table, Cross-stitch, Pep, hambone, Mr. Pancake, Fabuloso, Makita, Happy Trees FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Warm, too warm
WARMUP: Not sure because Dilbert was not there…
THE THANG: Several lifting stations while two PAX did the barbell rolling plank. This worked better in my head compared to reality. But it was fun watching the pax try.
Stations: perform one station for the duration of the 2 PAX rolling barbell planks and back Squat, BBSU, tricep extensions, curls, and a few others I cant remember… It was an off day for the Q
MARY: None
MOLESKINE: making fun of the Q for being so out of it, late, discombobulated (or however it is spelled).
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pep is selling these cups hard, keep it up. Lots going on in F3 Nashville nation, check slack
COT: Prayers for families in this time of change and the spoke and unspoken requests.
PLAYLIST: none, the Q was too late to get it all set up…
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant – Free throws of life

Date: 2026-08-10 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Country Parkour, hambone, Horizon, Under the Table, Dilbert FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Perfect upper 60’s
WARMUP:SSH, good mornings OYO, and arm circles
THE THANG: One PAX had to make free throws before the PAX as a group finish their exercise. Penalty for the loser each round is 5 BBSU
We got through 5 full rounds, so we did roughly 100-125 BBSU
– 6 man makers – 2 free throws – 20 curls – 2 free throws – 9 squats – 2 free throws – 12 shoulder press – 2 free throws – 14 merkins – 2 or 3 (depending on who was shooting) – 15 triceps extension – 2 free throws – 5 RDL (each leg) – 2 free throws
MARY: Flutter kicks until time
MOLESKINE: Lots of talk about how bad we actually are at shooting free throws. But Dilbert did swiss three in a row and Country Parkour talked a lot of smack about not losing, until he did.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots, check slack and get a wattle bottle order in.
COT: Prayers for patience during these changing times and having fun while working out
PLAYLIST:

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[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-08-08 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Pep, Fabuloso, Makita, Flipper, Steely, Butterfingers, Mr. Pancake, Locksmith, Hipster, Dr. Brown Slip, Strutter, hambone, Horizon, Barney, Dilbert, Louis DeMarco now Six-Shooter FNGs: 1 Louis DeMarco now Six-Shooter COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: Balmy WARMUP:
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-08-03 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: hambone, Mr. Pancake, Dilbert, Horizon, Country Parkour FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:Perfect upper 60’s a little humidity
WARMUP: SSH, good morning, type writters
THE THANG: The timer – 100 lb Tombstone carry 120 yards (60 there and 60 back). It was roughly 90-120 seconds which felt forever. Each Pax went 4 rounds of this stupid heavy bag.
The PAX used the new Gloom builder custom dice option. I really liked doing the same one twice several times.
R1 Triceps ext R2 Triceps ext R3 Romanian Deadlift R4 Pain Maker R5 Coupon Curl R6 Coupon Curl R7 BBSU R8 Pain Maker R9 Coupon Curl R10 Triceps ext R11 Romanian Deadlift R12 Bent over row R13 Shoulder press R14 Triceps ext R15 Triceps ext R16 Coupon Curl R17 Shoulder press R18 Romanian Deadlift R19 Triceps ext R20 BBSU

MARY: Flutter kicks IC x 20, 5 sec superman holds, 10 slow half up and hold sit ups.
MOLESKINE: Lots of talk catching up with each others lives, getting more guys to F3 (Dilbert EH’d a stranger, no shock there),
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots, check slack
COT: Prayers for the seasons of changes each family is going through right now and offer patience.
PLAYLIST: Iron Giant Rock hits from the 90’s and 2000’s