ARE YOU FASTER THAN THE WEREWOLVES!?

AO: middle-tooth
Q: bluemule
PAX: Cowboy, sooner, Betty Ford, Barney, Choo Choo, Stuntman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS:
-Wet, dark, and crappy, but all PAX were in good Halloween spirit!

WARMUP:
-Usual suspects

THE THANG:
-Multiple increasing rounds of burpees and sprints to see how long you can ward off the werewolves! Werewolves did push-ups and sit-ups while the non-werewolves did sprints and increasing burpee counts! How many rounds would you have survived?

MOLESKINE:
-BOO!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
-More Halloween workouts later this week!
-Co-Q month at Green Maching starts next month – link up with Cowboy to claim a spot

COT:
-Healing prayers for Sooner’s family with his family’s medical tests

A Disney adventure

AO: middle-tooth
Q: sooner
PAX: Toothless, Oatmeal, Cowboy, Betty Ford, Choo Choo, Matador
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: prime

WARMUP: dynamic stretching

THE THANG:
Little Merman workout (Abs)… If we grew a fishtail and had to survive, we would drown or be eaten because of our weak abs.

– dolphin kicks (50)
– butterflies (50)
– thrusters (40)
– Freddie Mercury (40)
– full leg lift (30)
– full scissor kick (30 right leg)
– WW 0.5 (20)
– WW 0.75 (20)
– WW 1.0 (20)
– frogs (10)
– lbc (10)

Beauty and the beast mode (40 second + 20 second tabatta)
– pull ups
– pushups
4 sets each

Robin Hood and his merry men of Sherwood Forest
– plank circle
– lap
– plank circle
– lap
– plank circle
– lap
– plank circle
– lap
– plank circle
– lap

MOLESKINE: really impressive lyrical knowledge

ANNOUNCEMENTS: octoburpee, need a better showing at night moves, Tennessee tussle, it’s fall break, check slack

COT: travelers, changing of the season

Up the hill and down the hill

AO: the_eddy
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Choo Choo, Sooie, FLO, Stubs, Lady Liberty
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: Perfection

WARMUP: nope

THE THANG: Took the main road to the left and all the way up to the top loop and back.

MOLESKINE: PAX organically broke up into pairs for most of the ruck.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Chili cook off on Oct 19th! F3Dads on Oct 25th!

COT: “You only failed to learn if you don’t learn from failing.” – Einstein

YOGWO( You Only Get Wet Once)

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Goose
PAX: Choo Choo, Matador, sooner, Betty Ford, DrRupp, Toothless
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS:

WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Alllll aboooardddd!

AO: pain-train
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Choo Choo, Derby, Hooters, El Capitan
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: 65 degrees and clear skies

WARMUP: 10 Burpees. Mosey to get coupons.

THE THANG:
PAX completed the following:

5 Burpees
15 yard Murder Bunnies
25 Squat to Presses
15 yard Mosey
5 Burpees
15 yard Murder Bunnies
50 Alternate Coupon Merkins
15 yard Mosey

1/5 mile run

5 Burpees
15 yard Murder Bunnies
25 Curls
15 yard Mosey
5 Burpees
15 yard Murder Bunnies
50 Coupon Windshield Wipers
15 yard Mosey

1/5 mile run

REPEAT!

Thang 2
5 Burpees
15 yard Sprint
x10

MOLESKINE: Happy to have Choo Choo roll into the station here at pain-train!!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Chilicook Off Oct 19. F3 Dads Oct 25. Tussle Nov 8th. Check slack for more!

COT: Lots of division, confusion, and hate throughout the world right now. Do your best to be a light and live with love. Start with yourself and those immediately around you and let it shine as far as possible from there. The world needs it.

GRO/Kpop Demon Hunters

AO: titan
Q: Spinal Tap , Natural Ice
PAX: Juicy J (JBowman), Natural Ice, caprate, Choo Choo, Hipster, Pep, Salami, Sherlock, Tim the Toolman, Otis, All Right All Right All right, Ok Derry, Hatchet, Training Wheels
FNGs: 4 All Right All Right All right, Ok Derry, Hatchet, Training Wheels
COUNT: 16
CONDITIONS: Dampish

WARMUP: The usual of SSH, LBAC, etc.

THE THANG:
Natural Ice serenaded us with Green River Ordinance while we did 11’s of burpees and WWI

We became demon hunters and did timed runs around the Parthenon with goal of running faster than the PAX ahead of you with a 5 burpee penalty if you lost and for locals, a chance to Q at Titan.

Fastest time of 33 seconds!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Night moves tomorrow
Grow school Saturday
Chiliteria coming soon
Natural Ice to fill in details

COT:
Prayers for work stress
Thankful that Salami has a job!
Thankful for a community of guys to keep us accountable to work out when we just want to :sleeping:

Iron Resolve

AO: titan
Q: Chunks
PAX: Hipster, Choo Choo, Black Lung, GameStop, Spinal Tap, Young and Restless, Pep, Old Maid, Black Box
FNGs: 1 Black Box
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Cool and Crisp – False Fall

WARMUP:
20 Burpees – 5 at a time
Mosey to the Coupon Hiding place

THE THANG:
Circuit 1:
Round 1 (20 Reps)
– Squat Thrusters
– Bent over Rows
– Merkins on Block
– Block Swings
Round 2 (15 Reps)
Round 3 (10 Reps)
Round 4 (5 Reps)

Circuit 2:
Round 1 (20 Reps)
– Flutters holding block over head
– BB Situps
– Plank Block Pull throughs
Round 2 (15 Reps)
Round 3 (10 Reps)
Round 4 (5 Reps)

Circuit 3
Round 1 (20 Reps)
– Step Up
– Squats
Round 2 (15 Reps)
Round 3 (10 Reps)
Round 4 (5 Reps)

Mosey back to StartEx
10 Burpees
MOLESKINE: F3 is a gift to be given away. Now is the perfect time with perfect weather. Think of those guys that would benefit from this. Don’t be shy, just do it.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

CSAUP 50 – Friday Night
31 on 31 – 31 Mile Ruck October 24th overnight. Talk to Choo Choo

COT: Prayers for the Families in MN. Happened after our workout, but keep them in your prayers.

Unexpected Birthday

AO: iiipillars
Q: Michelin Man , t-cell
PAX: princessaurora, Pep, Grape, Michelin Man, t-cell, Haggis, Shania, Choo Choo, LorelaiG, Two Face, Priscilla, Harbaugh, Formica, Paw Patrol, Sour Dough
FNGs: 1 Sour Dough
COUNT: 15
CONDITIONS: pumpkin spice drops from Starbucks today y’all.

WARMUP: YHC handed the speaker to t-cell and then gave an unexpected birthday present in the form of my Q. Congrats t-cell. Make it up as you go.

THE THANG: t-cell ran us to the track where we did a lap and then did 46 Side Straddle Hops, followed by various stretches. t-cell then began to come into his own with 3 rounds of DIDs (30/15/10) with one lap around the track between each set.

t-cell followed with 4 rounds of 6 burpees each with a lap around the track between each set.

t-cell continued in fine form by lining the PAX up on the end line and running through sets of 46 of various sets of exercises, starting with drop squats and also featuring merkins, jump squats, lieutenant Dans, wide arm merkins, and other sundries, with a run down the field and back after each set.

t-cell then had the PAX proceed to sprint down the field and back followed by either 4 or 6 pullups to finish. YHC chose 4 pullups of substandard quality.

t-cell then finished his master class on impromptu birthday Qs with 46 perfect form Happy Crunchy Frogs In Cadence. Wow. Even princessaurora stopped partway through.

MOLESKINE: YHC and princessaurora cooked up this surprise birthday present (with no approval from Grape). It just goes to show y’all, “If you stay ready, you don’t have to get ready.” Thank you t-cell for the unexpected birthday Q and for introducing me to F3 seven (eight?) years ago.

Rucking Legend

AO: the_eddy
Q: Sooie
PAX: Wolfpack, Siri, Choo Choo, FLO, Grape, Legos, Roadkill, Sooie, Stubs, Lady Liberty
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: *michael fassbender “Perfection” gif

WARMUP:
“let’s go ahead and do 20 burpees”
*silence
“j/k lol. Let’s get the ruck out of here!”
*relieved laughter

THE THANG:
Proverbs 24:5-6
A wise man is full of strength,
and a man of knowledge enhances his might,
for by wise guidance you can wage your war,
and in abundance of counselors there is victory.

A lovely 2.29 mile trek beginning on the blue trail and finishing on the old roadway loop. Excellent mumblechatter throughout. T-Claps to Roadkill ‘s rum buffer! No one lagged, no one lacked. The total trek went 5 past our 06:15 target.

I propose that we end promptly at 0615 wherever we’re at on the trail. We’ll all just walk back to our cars together.

MOLESKINE:
Reflected in Proverbs 24:5-6. Encouraged PAX to face their daily battles together.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP 50
30 mile ruck sometime/somewhere Choo Choo
Wolfpack / Siri in search of an architect to join their houses together via glass skywalk

COT:
Prayers requested and offered.

3 Ring Circus: Part UNO

AO: titan
Q: Spinal Tap , Pole Dancer, Firefox
PAX: Firefox, Pole Dancer, Natural Ice, DintyMoore, Young and Restless, GameStop, Papa Bear, SalPal, Vector, Choo Choo, CubCadet, Good Morning America, Lewis Ngwenya, Salami, Sherlock, Squatter, Tim the Toolman, Wolfpack, Duvet, Capsize, Saddle Sore
FNGs: None
COUNT: 22!
CONDITIONS: perfect

WARMUP: ssh, lbac, wmh, good mornings etc

THE THANG:
Spinal Tap; DORA 50 merkins, 100 Carolina dry docks, 150 air press

Firefox: 10 pull ups alt plank jack shoulder taps x 5 rounds then 10 derkins with someone holding our legs and then leg lifts by holder

Pole Dancer: bear crawl to Parthenon then 50 dips, lap, 50 irkins, lap, 50 dips, lap, then 50 derkins

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
50 mile Team race next week
Small group opportunity for all led by spinal tap and natural ice – dm us if interested!

COT:
Praise for Young and Restless for coming consistently for the past year!

See link below to help our former F3 colleague F3G Noah Kinney :pray: