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No time to waste

Date: 2026-02-27 AO: pain-train Q: Stubs PAX: Shakira, Derby, Cheeks, Chili Dip, FLO, Stubs, Pitmaster, G-string FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Chillier than expected but steamy by the end
WARMUP: SSH x25 BACs x15 BACBACs x15 Slow squats x 10 Slow Mercans x5 WMH OYO Slow mosey with sand bags to the hill
THE THANG: Part 1 The hill 3 sets 15x Carolina Dry Docks at bottom Bear crawl up hill (sandbag drag modify up) 20x LBC
Part 2 Mosey to start of ADA ramp Lunge walk with sand bags up the length of ramp
Sandbag carry to playground
Part 3 Dora 200x bent over rows Timer runs short track around playground
150 sand bags bench presses Timer runs approx 2/3 of short track
200 Bear Hug burpees Timer runs approx 1/3 of short track around playground
Sandbag shoulder carry walk around the park
MARY: various counts of JLo’s, burpees, leg raises, low slow squats

MOLESKINE: Time is our most precious commodity and can be a thief. Be mindful of how we are using it.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Upcoming events: Holy Smokers, Merkin Madness, Growth School, Biscuit run…check general channel
COT: prayed out. Congrats to Derby on the forthcoming 2.0
PLAYLIST: the sound of pain leaving the body

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(No?) HR Violations

Date: 2026-02-04 AO: insane_train Q: Sooie PAX: Juicy J, FLO, Derby, Shakira, Chili Dip, Choo Choo, El Capitan, Sooie FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Despite yesterday’s rain and a brief heat wave, winter made its presence known. Ice clung to the steps like a bad idea waiting to happen. A near-frozen mist fell continuously, less precipitation, more psychological warfare while a low, granite ceiling of clouds erased all celestial reference points. The only light came from LED streetlamps, their sterile glow casting an eldritch pall over the field and all who entered it.
WARMUP: We opened with SSH (as is required by all F3 workouts), with the unstated intent of continuing until Juicy J returned to the circle. Fifty reps were achieved before his arrival, a number that explicitly shalt not be exceeded in any F3 warmup. >From there: – Imperial Walkers (with sandbag) 10x – Sandbag Squats 10x – Shoulder the weight and mosey to the playground, carefully skirting the icy Steps of Death
THE THANG: YHC’s intention was to lead the PAX through a series of sub Zone 5 exercises…but it appears that there were HR violations along the way.
Thang 1 – E2MOM Every 2 minutes: – 6x Sandbag Deadlift → Clean – 6x Sandbag Squats – 6x Push Press – Rest
Six rounds. Smooth reps were encouraged. Compliance was optional. HR monitors quietly judged us all.
Thang 2 – Dora ISO Partner up and rotate through stations of quiet suffering. Station 1 – Partner A: Reverse Plank with Sandbag on the abs/waist – Partner B: Bear Hug Sandbag Walk (playground perimeter) Station 2 – Partner A: Dead Hang with Sandbag Across Knees – Partner B: Zercher Hold Sandbag Walk (playground perimeter) Station 3 – Partner A: Overhead Sandbag Hold – Partner B: Farmer Carry Sandbag (around perimeter, switch hands halfway)
Grip began to fail. Cores trembled. Breathing patterns grew creative. HRs crept toward forbidden territory.
Thang 3 – Sandbag Rage – 8x Sandbag Cross-Body Chops (from knees) – 8x Sandbag Over-the-Shoulder Throws – 4x Weighted Split Squats (each leg) – 20-yard mosey (Repeat)
It was here that a feral cry split the mist-laden air as Juicy J, overtaken by testosterone-fueled, sandbag-jealous rage, smote and shattered yet another cinder block upon the ground. What began as a carefully-stacked monument to masculinity at the launch of pain-train now resembles more a cairn of cobble.
MOLESKINE: YHC encountered several inconveniences which threatened to derail my morning. Fortunately I woke up early enough that these obstacles were overcome with little to no impact on Qing.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy smokers continues! See slack for details on upcoming dates and locations.
COT: Prayer for those without power and those working to restore power. Prayer for those dealing with the aftermath. Prayers of gratitude for community and protection.
T-claps to Derby for bringing the coffee and the pre-workout workout! It (the coffee) was thoroughly enjoyed in the frigid mist!
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Snowboard Prep. For any shredders out there.

AO: pain-train
Q: Half Lyfe
PAX: Cheeks, Chili Dip, Derby, El Capitan, Piglet, Roadkill, Wolfpack, Siri
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: warm and wet!

WARMUP: SSH, IW, OHP, WMH, Runners Stretch, Mosey to Coupons.

THE THANG: 80secs exercise, 10 sec rest/move to station.

Ultimate Lunges (forward, side, back)
Jump Squats up stairs.
180 deg rotation jump squats
Swing Rows
Lt Dans
Bicycle with coupon in air
Heal taps with coupon on chest
1 legged box jumps
Incline WW2’s
~5 yard side shuffle tap ground at each end.
Repeat

MOLESKINE: Workout was a little focused on prepping for my upcoming snowboarding trip. Reflected on my trip 2 years ago before I found F3 vs the one last year after F3 and just how much better of shape I am in and how it drastically improved my ability. Grateful for this group and all of your support. Way to lead everyone! Thank you!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: leanpax, Strutter fire side discussion, Piglet VQ at the knoll next week.

COT: count off, name-o-Rama, prayers offered up.

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Tour de Insane Train

AO: insane_train
Q: Derby
PAX: Wolfpack, Sooie, Puzzlah, Piglet, Siri, Chili Dip, Choo Choo, morning stār, Juicy J, Shakira, El Capitan, Stubs
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS: Gloomy!

WARMUP: Most Stretched Prior to Start, but threw in Merkins, Runners Stretch, PE Stretch and SSH

Credo, Motto and 5 Core Principles

THE THANG: Load up Sand Bags and Mosey the Park Loop ending in Playground for 3 sets of the following:
15 SB Chest Press, 10 SB WWII’s, 5 Pull-ups

Load up Sand Bags and Mosey to Tennis Courts for Burpee Broad Jump Suicide Ladder:
BBJ to first end line then Bear Crawl to start for 15 SB Rows, BBJ to second end line then Bear Crawl back to start for 15 SB Rows & 15 SB Curls. BBJ to third end line then Bear Crawl back to start for 15 SB Rows, 15 SB Curls & 15 SB Overhead Press.

Load up Sand Bags and Mosey to Nine Ball Court for 10 SB Hero Burpees.

Load up Sand Bags and Mosey back to Red Caboose Parking Lot for 1:30 Min Plank and 45 Seconds of Burnout Merkins.

MOLESKINE: Grateful for all of the support and encouragement to get insane_train established. Incredibly strong HIMs in the Bellevue Community and excited for the impact we’re able to have.

The New Year brings a lot of focus on self improvement, but encouraged PAX to purchase flowers for their significant other or someone close to them to not lose sight of family

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lean Pax going strong.

COT: Prayers up for Juicy J’s friend Nancy, Wolfpack’s Wife’s Grandmother and strengthening Marriages.

Grateful for all of you guys and the opportunity to lead!

:horse_racing:

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Heat Wave!

AO: pain-train
Q: Derby
PAX: Chili Dip, Shakira, Juicy J, Piglet, Green Thumb, Blade
FNGs: 2 Green Thumb, Blade
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Excellent

WARMUP: SSH, BACs, BAC BACs, Air Press, WMH, Slow Merkins, Runners Stretch, PE Stretch

Motto and Core Principles

THE THANG: Load up Sand Bags/Coupons

Completed 10 rounds of the following:
10 WWII’s
10 Merkins
10 SB Rows
10 SB Curls
10 SB Squats
Mosey to Playground and rep out Pull-Ups. Quantity matched the Round Complete.

Halfway thru the above we took a break to do ~20 yards of Lunging Sand Bag Burpees. At turnaround PAX completed 50 WWII’s before returning back to start via Lunging Sand Bag Burpees.

MOLESKINE: Grateful to see FNG’s today!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack

COT: Prayers up for Juicy J’s friend Nancy as well as those dealing with anxiety/loss this Christmas Season.

Thank you for the opportunity to lead this morning!

:horse_racing:

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Temperature Is Just a Number

AO: pain-train
Q: Sooie
PAX: Derby, Juicy J, Piglet, Shakira, Chili Dip, Sooie
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: :cold_face::cold_face::cold_face::slightly_smiling_face::slightly_smiling_face:

WARMUP:
– motivators from 6
– SSH 20 (for Chili Dip)
– BAC
– BBAC
– Low slow squat + seal clap
– WMH OYO
– imperial walkers

THE THANG:
Grab the sandbags and mosey over to pickup coupons from behind the stage. Mosey to playground and assign stations.

Station 1 (timer)
With the sandbag, Deadlift → Clean → Press → Drop bag behind you → Explosive backward jump over the bag → repeat until you’ve gone ~10 yards → Bear crawl/drag it back to start → rotate.

Station 2
Overhead block hold while holding wide-stance squat

Station 3
Sandbag chest press (AMRAP)

Station 4
Block lunge row (AMRAP)

Station 5
Block lunges (AMRAP)

Station(ary) 6
Juicy J did his thing despite injury.

Repeated entire rotation 4x. Very fitting considering the soundtrack was Vivaldi’s Four Seasons.

MOLESKINE:
Start thinking about New Year’s resolutions/goals for 2026. Getting traction begins with an idea, then verbally articulating it, then writing it down with achievable steps.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Christmas party 12/12 Hair Band!
– Grow school 12/6 SalPal

COT:
Prayers said and Derby draught ☕️ drank.

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Pirates at pain train

AO: pain-train
Q: G-string , Wolfpack
PAX: Pitmaster, Chili Dip, Half Lyfe, FLO, Cheeks, Derby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS:

WARMUP:

Warmup: “Waking the Crew”

• Windmills (loosening the rigging)
• WMH (old pirate joints creaking)
• High knees (the pirate jig)
• Plank shoulder taps (checking the deck for loose boards)
• 10 Burpees (Swab the deck)

ADVENTURE TIME!!

THE THANG:

Two crews: Black Pearl and Flying Dutchman
Their ship: a picnic table
Their mission: travel between islands, complete challenges, and secure treasure
Each island has two treasure chests: a light cinder and a heavy cinder
After completing the island challenge, the winning crew takes the light one and loads it onto their table
The losing crew takes the heavy one and loads it onto theirs

By the final island, each ship will have multiple treasures on it, making the carry harder or easier depending on performance. Perfect payoff.

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The Thang: The Voyage

Seafaring rules:
• Crews must carry their table at all times between islands
• Crews must stay together
• No running with the tables
• Every man touches the table at least once per leg
• A crew may not leave an island until everyone finishes the challenge

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Island 1: The Stage

“Hoist the Sails”

Workout
• Each PAX does two full sandbag pulls then runs the bag back to the start
• While one man pulls, rest of the crew does merkins
• When all men have hoisted, crews race to choose their treasure

Treasure: 1 heavy block, 1 light block
Winners load the light gem onto their table
Losers haul the cursed one

Carry to next island.

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Island 2: The first Gazebo

“Walk the Plank”

Workout
• 25 pistol squats / leg (can use the bench)
– 15 reps on second round
• PAX hold a low plank

Winners grab the light treasure
Losers take the heavy one

Carry to next island.

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Island 3: The Other Gazebo

“Jump Ship”

Workout
• 20 box jumps
• PAX squat hold until the last pirate completes his jumps
– two rounds per team

Winners take light
Losers take heavy

Carry toward final showdown.

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Final Island: “Davy Jones Locker”

Unload all the blocks
Each team must do:
• 15 block thrusters per man
• 15 block rows per man
• 15 block curls per man

PAX does side straddle hops until all PAX are done

Then stack their treasure chests neatly as a “buried trove.”

First crew finished wins the day.

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Cooldown: “Return to Port”

MOLESKINE:
Verso L’alto – to the heights!

We can’t rest when we’ve reached one set of goals. That is the time to set new goals and keep pushing. Our job is to lead, to protect, and to be an example.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check the slack channels

COT:

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In Honor of SalPal

AO: pain-train
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: FLO, Siri, Cheeks, Roadkill, Piglet, G-string, Chili Dip, Motorola, Juicy J (JBowman)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Getting chilly

WARMUP: Hi I’m SalPal and I am not a professional.

THE THANG:

Burpee Apocalypse
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3(2,1)

Playing in Traffic
Ran to Sawyer Brown and back.
For every oncoming vehicle that passed:
Car/Sedan – 5 Squats
Truck/SUV/Minivan – 5 Merkins
Bus or 18 Wheeler – 5 Iron Mikes
Padiddle – Bonus 5 Burpees!

Mary
Complete 30 reps of each exercise with a 30 second low plank hold in between:
– Crunches
– Flutter Kicks
– Heel Touches
– Alabama Prom Dates
– Leg Raises
– Maybe something else… can’t remember…

MOLESKINE: Love playing in traffic… leaves plenty of time for mumblechatter and plenty of dread watching the steady stream of left hand turns coming off of the light at the halfway point… woof, that was rough.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: f3dads workout this Saturday! Check it out on slack and reach out to Sooie with questions.

Tussle is 2 weeks out!

COT: We missed you SalPal… In your honor I did a rendition of the first workout I did that you Q’d. Burpees and traffic.

Reminder to PAX to take the time to do something to honor someone in your life.

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The Trial of Pain at Insane Train!

AO: pain-train
Q: Sooie
PAX: Wolfpack, Derby, Stubs, Chili Dip, Juicy J (JBowman), Piglet, Sooie
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS:
The air, cold and crisp, at last rang the death knell of summer and heralded the final turn into fall. The stars faintly lit our chosen field, while the moon, in modesty or malice, hid its face from what was to come. The Magnificent 7 assembled beneath that dim firmament, resolute and grim, knowing full well the travail before them. For they had seen the playlist of pain unveiled the night prior — and none could plead ignorance.

WARMUP:
Warmup? Nay! Such luxuries are not found aboard the Insane Train.
Those who would ride her rails are expected to have stretched their sinews ere 0530 strikes. YHC issued the disclaimer, reminding all PAX that F3 aligns with no creed nor denomination and in those fleeting moments before the suffering began, urged each man to make peace with his Maker.

THE THANG:
Thing the First

Hand-Release Merkins, in cadence, performed until collective failure. None escaped the burn. A re-entry toll of 10 squats was levied upon any who dared rest — though lactic acid made swift work of all good intentions.

Thing the Second

Having rendered our arms unto jelly, the fellowship advanced upon the field — a 100-yard pilgrimage of lunges and squats.
For lunges, 2 is 1, and each interval saw our number increase by one:
1 lunge, 1 squat… 2 lunges, 2 squats… until the full measure of 10 had been reached.

At last, we stood before the cairn of cinder blocks, grim trophies of pain. “And now what?” someone breathed.
A gentle mosey back? Nay!
The call went forth: Murder bunnies! — all the long way home.

Thing the Third: The Circuit of Suffering

Having returned to our stations, we began a rotation. Each PAX endured one torment until the timer PAX completed their trial, then all advanced to the next circle of pain.

Block Work Stations:
• Concentration Curls — Bent at the waist, curl the block toward thy chest.
• Renegade Rows — Plank upon two blocks; lift one, then the other, in grim salute.
• Block Swings — Momentum and madness.
• Full-Collapse — Descend fully to the ground and rise again, the block ever in hand, never kissing the dew.
• Steering Wheels — Arms locked straight, blocks turned in furious orbit like mad charioteers in a hellish race.
• Three-Point Press — Lift to chest, extend outward, draw back, press to heaven. Repeat. Regret. Repeat again.

Timer Work:
• One lap ‘round the path
• Upon second rotation, replaced with 50 LBCs

When all had completed a full cycle, the PAX took a light mosey to clear the mortal coils of fatigue before returning to their posts.

Finale: The Sacred Brigade

With seven minutes remaining for the Magnificent 7, we undertook the Hot Squat Block Brigade — a low squat line, blocks passed hand to hand, legs trembling in fiery unity. Once all had been delivered unto their resting place, the PAX closed with a Ring of Fire, hand-release merkin style.

MOLESKINE:
YHC reflected upon the nature of burden and brotherhood how weight, shared among men, becomes lighter; how pain, endured together, transforms into strength. The morning’s frost could not chill what had been forged: a fellowship of iron beneath the cold October stars.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
f3dads and 2.0’s workout THIS SATURDAY 9 am. Green hills park.

COT:
Prayers were lifted for courage in hardship and grace in all endeavors. Derby Draught was downed in grateful camaraderie as the sun at last breached the horizon — a silent witness to our toil and triumph.

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Wolfpack Missed Shoulder Day

AO: pain-train
Q: Cheeks
PAX: Derby, G-string, Chili Dip, Sooie, Juicy J (JBowman), Stubs
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:

PAX Lead shoulder warm up before I got there
20x SSH
WMH OYO

THE THANG:

Teams of 2
One teammate runs the track while the other does workout

1st – Overhead press
2nd – Bent over rows
3rd – Hand Release Merkins

11s
Squat Thrusters
Mosey
Lt Dans
Bear Crawl back

50x LBC
2 rounds of swimmers for a minute each
DJ Queued up Pony by Genuine
Pickle Pounders
Prom Dates in Cadence

MOLESKINE:

Ships float flawlessly when the water stays out. Once the water gets in they begin to fail. Don’t get wrapped up in the outside noise and your choice of entertainment. Those things can be impure and lead you to personal failure.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Chili cook off

Thanks for letting me lead men!

-Cheeks