Absolutions? Absolutely.

AO: the-knoll
Q: Timber
PAX: AAA, G-string, Juicy J (JBowman), morning stār, Wolfpack, Lady Liberty, Pebbles, Étouffée, Roadkill, Half Lyfe, The Banker, Timber, Bumblebee (2.0), Ninja (2.0), Link (2.0), All-Star (2.0), Churchill (2.0), Piggy
FNGs: 1 Piggy
COUNT: 18
CONDITIONS: chilly 53 degrees, dewy grass, cold pull-up bars

WARMUP: SSH, high knees, 1 min pullup/hangs, 1 min absolutions

THE THANG:
Ladder down with reps
Exercises: pullups, floor to ceilings, iron mikes (2:1), big boys, absolutions
4 Sets, Reps @ 25, 20, 15, 10 (absolutions were 10 each set)
400m run after each set, pick up the 6 when complete
DORA (groups of 3, 1 PAX does ~15 yards of murder bunnies))
100 reps: HR merkins, 4ct flutter kicks, Apollo Ohnos, Carolina Dry Docks
*called mid-exercise for time
MOLESKINE: Experimented with some Absolutions; they were absolutely fun. A lot of variation in the music mix, from Eye of the Tiger to techno. Great representation by the 2.0s today – good job dads. G-string is in prime form right now, Pebbles right behind him. Thanks for the post-workout snacks, Pebbles!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Octoburpee challenge ongoing; I forgot the rest. Check the slack channel!

COT: The power of affirmation. Sometimes we don’t speak kindly to and affirm the least those nearest to us. Affirm, be kind, build up others. You never know what someone might be going through, and your words might make an impact that you don’t realize.

What a great group this morning. Thanks for letting me lead.
-Timber

Micro Murph

AO: the-knoll
Q: Sooie
PAX: Derby, Half Lyfe, AAA, Sooie, Sparrow, morning stār, Gold Digger, Tonks (2.0), Fish Biscuit (2.0), Bumblebee (2.0), All Star (2.0), Ninja (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Cool. Humid. Spring.

WARMUP:
Get loose!
Head nods/shakes/circles in cadence
Shoulder rolls in cadence
BAC
BBAC
Low slow squats
plank knee tapping
Low plank -> high plank -> finger tip plank

THE THANG:
Micro Murph EMOM style.
EMOM 1 pull-up, 2 merkins, 3 Jump Squats, 20 yard sprint (30x). Focus on power and form!

Cooldown mosey
Mary

MOLESKINE:
Focus on the basics.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check slack

COT:
Prayers offered. Sooie Brewie down the hatch.

Enter a workout title…

AO: the-knoll
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Pebbles, Sparrow, Malibu, AAA, Half Lyfe, Timber, Ex-Pat, Derby, Samwise (2.0), Rubix (2.0), Icebox (2.0), Iowa (2.0), All-Star (2.0)
FNGs: 1 All-Star (2.0)
COUNT: 14
CONDITIONS: Perfecto Mundo.

WARMUP: BAC, BACBAC, LSMerkin, LSSquat

THE THANG:
Partner up
One partner works while the other performs a 10 yard out and back movement for 4 sets.
Round 1: Merkins and Walking Lunges
2 minute Ab Workout
Round 2: Squats and Bear Crawls
4 minute Toilet Tag

And again!

Round 3: Pullups and Walking Lunges
2 minute Ab Workout
Round 4: Stepups and Bearcrawls
4 minute Toilet Tag

MOLESKINE: Fun to have your 2.0 out HalfLyfe!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: PainTrain shovel flag hand off and 1 year anniversary tomorrow… Check the pain-train channel and get your HC in!

COT: I needed the well to drink from today. Thank you guys for filling it with meaning and purpose. Sometimes you come to drink, sometimes you come to pour.