We Start at 0530

Temp: Low 60s

Gloom Factor: Nil

QIC: Bagger Vance

PAX: Funyuns, Life Champ, 3rd Person, Pop A Lock, Porcelain, Venom, Sinestro, Night Crawler, Red Skull, Darkseid, Wolverine, Donuts, Toga, Hot N Ready (FNG), Erik Killmonger

WOR:

Long Mosey around the quad with some Side Shuffle L/R and Reverse Mosey thrown in for good measure.  Picked up some 413 PAX and F3 PAX on the way back through.  YHC definitely had his panties in some sort of WAD as the start time was harped on over and over this am.

Circle up for:

Attitude Adjustment Burpees x 10

Attitude Adjustment Burpees x 8

SSH x 30 IC

Squats X 10 IC

Merkins x 30 OYO

Thang:

Evolution I:

Mosey out to the Southeast corner and the big open field fence.  Modified DORA was explained 100 Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 LBCs.  Since YHC was having trouble showing the exact endex of the run, we ran down to the bushes on the opposite end of the field and used that as our StartEx and the Fence as our EndEx.

Modification: P1 starts with exercise, P2 runs to Fence and calls for his Pardsy.  This was intended for P1 and P2 to actually know the name of their Pardsy.  YHC failed miserably and called Sinestro Nightcrawler at first.  So when P2 gets to fence he commences on exercises and calls for P1.  Flapjacking all the way through until all in.  Toga’s team was leading Plank variation as YHC and Funyuns brought up the 6.

Evolution II:

Tennis court work –

P1 Starts with Bear Crawl Kick outs and P2 attempts to catch P1.  Not sure that any P2s caught the P1s. ( It was at this point that YHC noticed some nice Telephone poles for some Log PT for next Q. )

After going lengthwise, we FlapJacked and had the P1s chase the P2s.  Again, no one was caught.

P1 in High Plank, P2 burpee over P1 flapjacking all the way down to the other end.

Mary:

30 Merkins OYO on YHC count to reiterate our starting time.

Flutter Kix X 30 IC

5 Merkins OYO

Ola Dolly x 30 IC

5 Merkins OYO

Time.

NM:

Men, we start at 0530, not 0529 or 0531.  We owe it to ourselves and those we are leading to start and finish at the appointed time.  These young men at 413 need to see us leading the way in this respect.

Nice to have Erik Killmonger out with us today.  I didn’t meet him in week 1.  Also, T Claps to Red Skull for getting Hot N Ready out to work with us.

Porcelain will take the Q next week at 413 and surely have something good n hard for us then.

BH:

Please EH an FNG for tomorrow’s Friendly New Guy Friday.  Q will be modified so that everyone can work themselves into a lather all dependent upon your fitness level.

Spicoli continues to kick Cancer in the nuts, please continue to pray for him.

Lift up El Maestro as he continues to seek answers for his seizures.

Please pray for the men of 413 that they would take this opportunity given to them and use it to their advantage and the advantage of others.

YHC,

BV

1 Year of F3 Murfreesboro

QIC: Iditarod
PAX: Papa Juan, Noble Virus, Scraps, Aristotle, Yosef, Mr. Roboto, Ace, Grohl

In celebration of 1 year of F3 in the Boro YHC put the bat signal out to see how many PAX we could muster. PAX started with a lap around the courthouse and some goading from either and inebriated lady or a tweaking woman. Noble Virus was no better at distinguishing the difference than YHC. Another lap of politicians in which said woman thought she could keep up if we continued running backwards. Some mumble chatter began to ensure about relocating to another part of the AO. But the Pax wax not to be thwarted this AM.

WOR:
GMs, WMH, Daisy Pickers, BACFandR, SSH

The Thang:
Cooper-Start with 10 of each-Burpees, Merkins, Squats then a lap around courthouse. Repeat with descending reps until a 1 count.- We sufficiently ran off the drunk/tweakers by the time we got good into this. All pax finshed by 23 minutes-Much shorter than the 1 time we tried it.
Yosef led the overachieving PAX in MARY until the 6 arrived.
Then Mosey to new courthouse for a these/those merkin pyramid of sorts. Cobains for YHCs vagueness in exercise description.
Brief plank session and YHC solicited testimonial/oprah bombs from PAX.
Mosey back to Courthouse

COT

Happy 1 YR F3 Murfreesboro,
Iditarod Out.

The Purple Cow

06/04/2018- Weather conditions: cool and clear.

PAX: Offshore, Black Widow, Toga, Olan Mills, Umbrella, Funyuns (QIC)

6 PAX DRP’d for the soft launch of new AO at Granny White Park. YHC will name it Purple Cow (old name for Granny White Market) for now, but it is still up for vote.

5:30 AM- Mosey from parking lot behind BMS down Granny White Pike through the gate (which is intentionally left cracked for runners per maintanence guy at the park) to parking lot for COP.

COP: SSHsx15 IC, BACsx15 IC, SCsx15 IC, GMsx10 IC, Scorpion stretchx10 IC, Supermansx10 IC, Tempo merkinsx10 IC, ASTsx20 IC, Merkinsx10 OYO, Squatsx10 IC

The Thang:

Mosey to soccer field for 4 corners: C1: 10 burpees, C2: 10 burpees, 20 jump tucks, C3 10 burpees, 20 jump tucks, 30 CDDs, C4: 10 burpees, 20 jump tucks, 30 CDDS, 40 ASTs. Running was mode of transportation between corners.

Mosey to playground swings for 3 sets of 10 swerkins, 10 inverted swing rows.

Mosey to B-ball court for suicides every minute for 5 minutes.

Mosey to picnic tables for 3 sets of 10 irkens, 20 dips. Stay at tables for 10 burpee box/bench jumps.

Mosey to west side of creek. 10 turkish get-ups, back pedal up hill to volleyball court, run back down. R&R with 5 turkish get-ups.

Mosey back up GWP to BMS for Mary.

Mary: 10 WW1s, 10 butterfly sit-ups, 10 WW2s, 2nd and 3rd Alabama Prom dates x 10 IC, FKs x 20 IC, Laney Lou for 1 minute.

COT/BOM

NM: Great start to this AO. Official launch is 6/18. Excited about the possibilities here and hopefully spread the F3 love in Brentwood. EH, EH, EH! Ironclad is up and running. Not too late to start.

Prayers for Spicoli, El Maestro, Ludwig’s sister, Offshore’s family (aunt passed away)

Until next time in the gloom,

Funyuns out!

Yosef’s Birthday Beatdown

QIC: Yosef

Pax: Grohl, Nobel Virus, Iditarod, Mr. Roboto, Aristotle, Papa Juan

WoR: Warm up lap x2. Some politicians and side shuffles mixed in

Good mornings, Daisy Pickers, Paciao’s IC x10

The Thang: YHC wanted to do something to prove that despite being the last of the 80’s babies, he isn’t a Millennial.

The (anti) Millennial:

Completed as a team, pax did 100 reps each of a called exercise, then ran a 100m lap around the courthouse. There were 10 cycles, which got us to the number. Teamwork mattered: The first nine cycles ended when the FIRST person got to 100, which kept the pax together. The last cycle was done together and roating the Q through the 100 burpees. The cycles: 1) SSH; 2) Lunges; 3) Merkins; 4) LBCs; 5) Mtn. Climbers; 6) Flutters; 7) Arm Raises; 8) Squats; 9) Bicycles 10) Burpees

Due to time limitations, we came 50 burpees short of the goal, to be completed Thurs AM.

BoM, CoT

Rainy Wednesday

Backblast for 5/30/18 Titan

It was a rainy morning at Centennial Park but 8 pax braved the moisture: Porcelain, Brother at Law, Crawfish, CCR, Bicentennial Man, T-cell, Trapper Keeper, and yours truly.

Warm up mosey around the path to the band shell but it was occupado so over to the Parthenon for some cover. SSH, GM, LBAC, and seal claps.

Parking lot 11s. Merkins and jump squats.

The thang: DORA 1-2-3. 100 Merkins, 200 LBCs, 300 squats while partner takes a lap around the path by the lake. A plump of ducks (look it up) and a gaggle of geese were on hand with encouragement quacks. Had to cut the squats short.

Mary: Freddy Mercuries, flutter kicks, box cutters, and LBCs to wrap it up.

Announcements: sign up for Ironclad Challenge. Come to lunch at 11:30 at Cookery this Friday.

Coffeteria at Three Brothers

-Right Said

intimate settings

and then there were five….

pax – funyuns, umbrella, offshore, pop-a-lock, and myself (cinderella)

warm up to work out – the usual shtuff

workout – 10 pull ups things, run half the loop, 20 something with legs, run half the loop, 20 merkins, run half the loop, 30 sit up types, run half the loop

rinse and repeat with different varieties of each workout

mary – planks

prayer – praying for spiccoli, el maestro, ludwig, umbrella’s brother, and offshore’s aunt’s family.

5/22/18

QIC: Iditarod
PAX: Aristotle, Grohl, Scraps, Schnitzel, Ace, Noble Virus

Couple of Laps around the Courthouse with Politicians and side shuffles sprinkled in.

WOR:
Good Mornings
Daisy Pickers
Sid Strattle Hops
Willie Mays Hayes
BAC
Big ole AC
Michael Phelps
Mosey to the top of the parking deck

The Thang:
Elevens-Merkins and Squats
Peoples chair for the 6
Burpees x 10
Mosey to the plaza
Merkin Stairs 5 x 10 x 15
4 Circuits-
Box Jumps & Merkins x 10
Step ups & Irkins x 10
Box Jumps & WW1s x 10
Step Ups & Derkins x 10
Mosey to new court house
Merkin Stairs 5x10x15x10
Dips & Diamond Merkins x10
Merkin Stairs 10x15x10x5
Mosey Back to Square

Mary:
WW1s
LBCs
Flutter Kix

COT:Prayer

Anniversary Q

PAX: Bagger Vance, CAPS LOCK, Umbrella, Black Widow, Offshore, Cinderella, Olan Mills (QIC)

Still adjusting to being able to see everyone’s face at the beginning of the workout.

Dislclamer along with explanation that today is going to be a reproduction of my first ever post where I was quite certain afterwards that I would not make it to work that day.

Get things going with an Indian Run up Maryland Way to Franklin Rd and around the corner to Del Frisco’s parking lot. Friendly narration along the way reliving my inner dialog from that initial post.

Cirlce up for some:

  • SSH x10
  • Willie Mays Hays x10
  • Good Mornings x10
  • BAC x10
  • Reverse x10

Thang:

Our obstacle: Stairs between garage and Holler and Dash.

Start with 5 merkins and 20 squats. Make your way to the top of the stairs stopping at each break in the steps for 5 merkins. At the top, 5 more merkins and 19 squats. Turn around making your way back down with the same merkin stops along the way. Rinse and repeat down to 1 squat.

For anyone that’s counting, that’s about 210 squats and 405 merkins.

Mosey back to the the parking lot.

Mary:

  • Flutter kick x30
  • WWI x15
  • American Hammer x15
  • Good Mornings x10
  • Hi-Lo x10 (high plank J-Lo’s)
  • High Plank 1 min

Prayers out to Jigsaw and Spicoli.

BS with Noble Virus

Warmup:
Mozy around the square, finish with politicians 10x Good Mornings 10x Imperial Walkers 11x Hillbillies

Announced desire to do 10x 10 Burpee Sets (BS), an individual could call out BS to initiate a set at any time during the workout.

We Mozy’d to the new County Clerk Offices and completed:
2 Sets of (10x Derkens, 10x Dips)
Bear Crawled up the steps, patio and next set of steps

Mozy’d to the parking garage and set boundaries for a game of:
When animals attack – Bear crawl tag

Mozy’d up a level of the garage and completed:
Webbicide – Merkin suicides
Wall sits
Walk Like an Egyptian – line of lunges, person at the end then sprints to front while others hold

Mozy’d up to top of parking garage
Wave of Merkins – completed through a 5 count

Took the stairs down, completing a set of 15 squats at each level Mozy’d back to the square for a ring of fire

COT

The Burp Tour, and other Fun Things

Gateway (burp) Island Tour

Q:Yosef
PAX: Mr. Roboto, CDL, Schnitzel, Grohl, Scraps

Warm up lap (even though it was pretty warm this morning)
X12 IC SSH
X10 Daisy Pickers
X10 Annie’s
X10 Good mornings

Cash in with ATM (modified to x30 alternating shoulder taps x20 merkins)

Mosey to the new benches, x15 Derkins, x15 squats

Mosey to new building, used the parking lot for Circle Burp and Bulgarian Nutbusters. Also did quick paced step-ups around the parking curb.

Mosey to 3 way intersection for core burn: x25 WWII situps, x50 Scissor kicks, x50 Bicycles

Sprint to next intersection: Circle Burp

Mosey the long straight stretch to the next intersection. Finished last 1/3 as Politicians.

Aiken Legs: x15 burpees, x20 split lunges x30 squats

Mosey back to starting lot.

Finished w/ circle burp, COP with call your favorite ab exercise and reps. Included 6inches, Lolitas (rosalita’s), American Hammers, WWI’s, Bicycles, and crunchy frogs +2 AYG sprints to finish.

BoM, CoT.

Bullhorn: Top Gun is coming next Thursday in honor of its 32nd anniversary (5/16/18). You don’t want to miss it. If you’re interesting in watching it, holler at YHC