[Pain Train] 2 year anniversary celebration

Date: 2026-04-03 AO: Pain Train Q: Timber , PAX: Cheeks, Étouffée, Half Lyfe, Stubs, Pebbles, Shakira, Siri, Derby, Timber, Pitmaster, FLO, Chili Dip FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: 68 degrees, just right
WARMUP: BAC/back BACs, merkins, LS squats, motivators from 5, mosey to cinderblocks and grab 1, mosey to pull-up bars
THE THANG: hit each exercise, rinse and repeat adding 1 extra rep each round; start at 5 reps (start at 10 to level up) Pull-ups Apolo Ohnos Imperial Blocksters Nolan Ryan’s The Lion Kings Run (~100 yrds) American Hammers Iron Mikes No cheat merkins
*finished with pull-up ring of fire. Dead hang, go in circle, everyone does 1 PU and then 2 for 2nd round.
MOLESKINE: Étouffée and Derby leveled up X2 with extra weight! Shakira has made impressive gains, enjoyed fellowship afterwards, thanks Cheeks for the hot brew, thanks Publix for the buy 1 get 1 free muffins and cold brew.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pitmaster hosting a cookout, F3 dads event upcoming in May, check slack for more announcements and details.
COT: motivation is not a good foundation for long term success. Some of the top companies in the world have been studied to find what separates them from everyone else. As it is with the most successful people, you can’t let motivation be your driving factor in working hard. Motivation comes and goes. Some companies crushed it early on, and when things got challenging, they folded, went bankrupt, etc. As Christ did on his walk to Calvary, when things are challenging and hard, which they will be at times, put 1 foot in front of the next and keep marching.
Thanks, Wolfpack and Siri for helping get pain-train going 2 years ago.
PLAYLIST: tunes were so-so (had to start with “Timber”)

Insane Train

Date: 2026-04-01 AO: Insane Train Q: Choo Choo , PAX: Choo Choo, Shakira, Juicy J, Derby, Chili Dip FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: Squats, Thunderstuck
THE THANG: Partner up: Angry bear crawl: bear complex SB Throws: Curls army crawl: Farmers carry hug prayer roll: SB lunge
– 50 Endorphins, Hard count – 50 Squats, Hard count
MOLESKINE: Embrace being the 6, its not something to be embarrassed about; what matters is you dont quit.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 dads, Half marathon, 10k steps April challenge, check out: link

[Pocket Chicken] Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-04-01 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Ultratecht , Ultratecht, Giving Tree, Hot Route PAX: Hot Route, Giving Tree, Ultratecht FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: humid-er
WARMUP: nope
THE THANG: ran
MOLESKINE: :man-shrugging:
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[After Hours] Blue Ridge Relay is only 5 months away.

Date: 2026-03-31 AO: After Hours Q: Strutter , PAX: Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 1 CONDITIONS: 80 degrees!
WARMUP: Search for parking.
THE THANG: Run from the farmer’s market to the map. Run a 1 mile loop around the park, fast. Run up the hill, down the steps. Run up the steps, down the hill. Run up the hill, down the steps. Easy pace back around the loop to the car. Enough nonsense for me.
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[Tortoise and Hair] Tortoise and Hair

Date: 2026-03-31 AO: Tortoise and Hair Q: Red Skull , PAX: Wham-O, Red Skull, Chunks, Pearl (Jonathan Halter), Decaf, Right Said, Angry Bird, Groot, T-Bone, Turkey, Hot Topic, Cheese Wiz, Holy Water, Mater FNGs: None COUNT: 14 CONDITIONS: Perfect day for a PR if it wasn’t for the locked gate!
WARMUP: Standard pre-run warm-up: SSH, Windmills, Squats, IWs, Stretches.
THE THANG: Partner up and RUN!!!
MOLESKINE: We had a new class PR of 22:59 this morning, and that was even with the locked gate! In total, four out of eight had a new PR today. Thank you for pushing and encouraging the 4:13 Strong men.
COT: Prayers for healing, wisdom and endurance.

The Eddy

Date: 2026-03-30 AO: The Eddy Q: Stubs , PAX: FLO, Legos, Choo Choo, Stubs, Motorola, Juicy J, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Almost perfect WARMUP:
THE THANG: Ensworth loop MOLESKINE: “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”  – Aristotle
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Crawfish Boil
COT: prayers and coffee
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Sunday Eddy 3 mi Ruck

Date: 2026-03-29 AO: The Eddy Q: Juicy J , PAX: Roadkill, Juicy J, Stubs FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: 40s
WARMUP: reclined car seat
THE THANG: 3 mile Ruck Edwin
MOLESKINE: If Roadkill shows up late, but no one is around, does he make a sound?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads. Juicy Half May 9th. Pitmaster cookout
COT: Stubs fist bump
PLAYLIST: Stubs the Gen Z HR master

[The Castle] Pre-party run

Date: 2026-03-28 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Brown Slip, Strutter, Steely, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Cross-stitch, hambone FNGs: COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: chilly
WARMUP:
THE THANG: Run! 2.1 miles pre-workout.
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[Insane Train] Insane Train

Date: 2026-03-25 AO: Insane Train Q: Siri , PAX: Sooie, El Capitan, Juicy J, Siri FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG: Siri Beatdown
MOLESKINE:
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Eddy Pitmaster throwdown

Date: 2026-03-16 AO: The Eddy Q: Pitmaster , PAX: Legos, Juicy J, Pitmaster, Choo Choo, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Stubs, Motorola, FLO FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: chilly
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 3 mile Ruck- Edwin Warner
MOLESKINE: Word of wisdom from Pitmaster
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pitmaster cookout of course!
COT: Prayers up
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