[After Hours] I know the why (see below)

Date: 2026-05-12 AO: After Hours Q: Strutter , PAX: Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 1 CONDITIONS: Warm WARMUP: Circle the state map while waiting for stragglers. THE THANG: 4.3 mile loop. Around the park. Around the ball diamond. Down Banker’s Alley. Up 2nd street. Up Broadway to the Ryman. Back to the map. MOLESKINE: The why. There are 3 reasons that I want us to have an evening workout in Nashville.
1) Visibility. As a group, our norm is we meet itg. Yes there are some early-risers that run or walk by us. We may even run or walk past other groups that have their own workouts. They see us, but they’re already doing their own thing. Tough to convert one of them, but someone may see us and stop to ask us what we’re doing. 2) Too early. Yes, we have all heard it. We try to EH someone that doesn’t know how badly they need F3. “5:30 workout?” “No way.” “I’m never going to do that.” Reach back out to them. These men are the target audience. 3) I do it for me. Selfish? Maybe? My work schedule doesn’t fit with the standard M-Th workouts. Personally, I need/want more. Even if I am there by myself, I will be there. So that’s my why. ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Prayers from M Squatter. PLAYLIST:

No Slack in the Rope

Date: 2026-05-12 AO: Tire Station Q: Steely , PAX: Squatter, Butterfingers, Cross-stitch, Splitter, Country Parkour, Fabuloso, Steely, Locksmith, Mr. Pancake, Dilbert, Chris Lopez, One Wheel, Henry(back hand spring) FNGs: 1 Henry(back hand spring) COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: Brisk
WARMUP: 25IC SSH 15IC Imperial Walkers 15IC Hillbillies 10F/R Armcircles 15IC Toy Soldiers Good Mornings OYO 20Sec. High Knees 20Sec. Butt Kicks
THE THANG: Two teams competition style One team member must pull the rope attached to the tire 25ft The rest of the team does 20 Merkins, 20 Squats, hold a plank until the entire team finishes ROTATE First team to finish choice the other teams punishment. Secret was revealed that both teams punished each other and themselves.
Mosied to greenway and performed punishment, team 2 had to bear craw while team one had to broad jump about 50-100ish yards. PAX held plank or squat until all finished. Teams swapped the “punishment” back.
10 minutes of AB work. 40 sec work/20sec rest Flutter Kicks Freddie Mercuries American Hammers High Plank Heel Touches Big Boy Sit-Ups Leg Raises Box Cutters Shoulder Taps Low Plank
Finished with BOAT – CANOE
Mosied to start, circled up and stretched for the last two minutes.
MOLESKINE: “Where did you get the ropes?” “Can we skip Purple Rain?”
Lots of encouraging each other, just 40 seconds!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: North Nashville AOs T-Shirt orders link to be launched.
Check Slack
COT: Prayer for Squatter and his family Prayer for Mr Pancakes family after the loss of his aunt Prayers for Cross-Stiches mom needing back surgery
PLAYLIST: Classic Rock

Tortoise and Hair Run #1

Date: 2026-05-12 AO: Tortoise and Hair Q: Red Skull , PAX: Red Skull, Young and Restless, Decaf, Barney, Michelin Man, Nut Spread, Mater, Tenderfoot, 13 FNGs FNGs: 1 13 FNGs COUNT: 21 CONDITIONS: Perfect running weather! 48 degrees and a beautiful sunrise.
WARMUP: SSH, Squats, IWs, Stretches
THE THANG: RUN!! We found the train today so there was some confusion about where to go (some of it real, some of it manufactured). Overall, not a bad first run. The first 4:13 Strong runner finished in 28:30 and the last 4:13 Strong runner finished in 44:00.
MOLESKINE: The first run is alway hard. The new men are trying to figure out what they have gotten themselves into and the F3 PAX are trying to decide how they want to engage. Now that we have the first run behind us, we can all settle in and enjoy the next five weeks together.

Tora! Tora! Tora!

Date: 2026-05-11 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Giving Tree , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Giving Tree, Ultratecht, greyalbum FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Fine at first, then a lot of rain.
WARMUP: Mosey out to track and back GM WMH Arm circles Leg stretches
THE THANG: Murph Training!
Set of elevens on hill. Start with merkins at bottom of hill, run up hill to mailboxes and do squats.
Grab coupon and head to workout area for another set of elevens. Starting with pull ups, run 75% effort to end of path and do 4 count chest press.
3-4 minutes of slow mountain climbers to end. Switching from high to low plank. End.
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check the general page.
Sign up for an east side Q docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eAK02OzXbZ9dtU7J66-lfDB-h0KhmEb4VFg3JgwTug0/edit?usp=drivesdk
COT:
PLAYLIST: Select songs from Phish at sphere April 18, 2026

[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-05-11 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Country Parkour, Coach Nado, Dilbert FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: perfect temp, a light rain
WARMUP: 20 SSH, walking lunge/twist, inch works, open/close gates (work on those hips)
THE THANG: TABATA TIME 1:20 work – 20 sec rest 2 full sets Upright Row – 55 lbs Shoulder Press – 45 lbs Lunges -30 lbs WWI WU – 26 lbs Bent over row – 70 lbs squats – 80 lbs curls – 45 lbs Abyss merkins – one hand on the coupon

MOLESKINE: Getting more guys out, my 2.1 stealing my spotify… LOL
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUPs coming up, Holy smokers, shirt order
MARY: shoulder stretching
PLAYLIST: a solid mix of rock and rap

[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-05-11 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Country Parkour, Coach Nado, Dilbert FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: perfect temp, a light rain
WARMUP: 20 SSH, walking lunge/twist, inch works, open/close gates (work on those hips)
THE THANG: TABATA TIME 1:20 work – 20 sec rest 2 full sets Upright Row – 55 lbs Shoulder Press – 45 lbs Lunges -30 lbs WWI WU – 26 lbs Bent over row – 70 lbs squats – 80 lbs curls – 45 lbs Abyss merkins – one hand on the coupon

MOLESKINE: Getting more guys out, my 2.1 stealing my spotify… LOL
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUPs coming up, Holy smokers, shirt order
MARY: shoulder stretching
PLAYLIST: a solid mix of rock and rap

[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-05-11 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Country Parkour, Coach Nado, Dilbert FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: perfect temp, a light rain
WARMUP: 20 SSH, walking lunge/twist, inch works, open/close gates (work on those hips)
THE THANG: TABATA TIME 1:20 work – 20 sec rest 2 full sets Upright Row – 55 lbs Shoulder Press – 45 lbs Lunges -30 lbs WWI WU – 26 lbs Bent over row – 70 lbs squats – 80 lbs curls – 45 lbs Abyss merkins – one hand on the coupon

MOLESKINE: Getting more guys out, my 2.1 stealing my spotify… LOL
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUPs coming up, Holy smokers, shirt order
MARY: shoulder stretching
PLAYLIST: a solid mix of rock and rap

[The Castle] Protect The Castle from Dr. Waffle

Date: 2026-05-09 AO: The Castle Q: Mr. Pancake , PAX: Pep, Butterfingers, Brown Slip, hambone, Fabuloso, Flipper (Matthew), Steely, Mr. Pancake, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), g-string, Strutter, Dilbert FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Perfect. 55 degrees and sunny.
WARMUP: -SSH -Toy Soldiers -Good Mornings -Willie Mays Hayes -Runner’s Stretch w/twist
Mosey -Indigenous People March w/coupon
THE THANG:
***Protect The Castle*** The sinister Dr. Waffle has threatened to attack Princess Flapjack and the short-stack kingdom. The only way to insure the safety of the kingdom is to dig a moat around the castle.
The Moat Digger (rotating): -10 Flips then finish the lap (timer)
Castle Soldiers: -Blockees or Burpees -Merkins -Kettle Bell Swings w/coupon -Squats -Overhead Press -Curls -Upright Rows -Bent Over Rows -Mountain Climber / Spider-Man -Grave Diggers -WWI Sit-ups -Fire Hydrants
-Coupon March back to base
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -Holy Smokers Thursday 21st -New AOs: Tire Station & Sisu
COT: -Prayers for Squatters wife/family as she recovers -Prayers for all the mommas! Happy Mother’s Day!
PLAYLIST: Mr. Pancake’s Gameday Playlist circa 2001 (with Spotify commercials)

[The Castle] 2-ish mile pre-party

Date: 2026-05-09 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Butterfingers, hambone, Steely, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Really nice! WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2-ish mile run down the Greenway. MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

[Pain Train] Presidential Fitness Test

Date: 2026-05-08 AO: Pain Train Q: Pebbles , PAX: Pebbles, Derby, Cheeks, Roadkill, Half Lyfe, Wolfpack, Shakira, FLO, G-string, Siri, Étouffée FNGs: COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Cold – stings the hands
WARMUP: Side straddle hops Bacs Back bacs Windmills Slow squats Slow Merkins
THE THANG: Get Up x 10 (sit up with block to overhead press) Human Up X10 (absolutions) Walkers x 10 ( Lt. Dan’s holding coupon) Body ups x 6 Pull ups
Run around playground
Repeat for 30min
MOLESKINE: Exercises spell out George Herbert Walker Bush Reps add up to 41. He’s the 41st president Today is my 41st birthday
We talked about the Presidential Fitness Test that fell out of favor because kids felt shame. It’s important to test yourself to know where you’re at. Where your strengths are, where other’s strengths are.
ANNOUNCEMENT Let’s go Juicy J half marathon!
COT: Prayed us out
PLAYLIST: Random