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Triskaidekaphobia

13 on the 13th

Temp: 45
Gloom Factor: Low

PAX: CCR, D’Mish, PSL, Yard Sale, High Flyer, Dupree (6th Man), Prevac, Ludwig, Ocho Cinco, Pedialyte, Too Tall, School Girl, Bagger Vance
QIC: BV

Mosey short loop and circle up for WOR:

All IC X 13
IW
Squats
Nipple Rippers
Supermans

Thang:
Run 1 Mile
Grab blocks
13 Rounds –
5 Pull Ups
10 Merkins
15 Squats (Chest, Goblet, Sgl leg, OH)
Return Blocks
IR 1 Mile

Mary:
Flutter Kix x 25 IC

TIME

NMM:
Truncated Murph on the 13th.
Thank you to D’Mish o Nuts for allowing me to lead.

BH:
Praise for Carter Santos’ first day of first grade (CCR)
Prayers needed for School Girl’s EEs family w health issues

YHC,
🎒🐜

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Fartsack Friday

Black Friday
Temp: 44
Gloom Factor: As Expected

PAX: Pedialyte, Penny Lane – Wilmington, Nadia – Knoxville, Bagger Vance
QIC: Sharknado 2.0

Big loop to start then
WOR:
ALL IC X 13
SSH, IW, HB, Squats

THANG – Sharknado
Burpees 15
Merkins 20
Squats 20
Big Boy Sit Ups 20
Scorpion Dry Docks 20
Lap
AMRAP

Laps 1&2 went clockwise around bus loop
Laps 3&4 counterclockwise
Lap 5 clockwise w Bernie Sanders up speed bump stretch
Lap 6 clockwise high bound (ok, it was skipping) up speed bump stretch
Lap 7 clockwise butt kickers

Time called when Nadia finished his run and we headed to main lot for

6MOM:
Plank 1 min
Flutter kicks IC X 50
Side plank r/l 1 min
Pointer Plank r/l x 10 IC
5 Burpees OYO
5 GMA IC

TIME

NMM:
I expected a light crowd today but was pretty stunned to see how pervasive the Fartsack was today.

BH:
Room in the Inn Sunday night
413 dinner Thur night

YHC,
🎒🐜

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8 November Robbie Miller Hero Workout

Temp: 32ish
Gloom Factor: Moderate

PAX: D’Mish O Nuts, Floppy Disk, PSL, Accounts Receivable, Yard Sale, School Girl, Ludwig, 85, Pedialyte, Movin On Up, Too Tall, Paul Blart (FNG), Bagger Vance
QIC: BV

0529:45 Disclaimer

Lots of early MC RE: temperature, wind and proper attire…more on that to come.

Normal long mosey down Trousdale, up bus loop over to shed to pick up Coupons.

Circle up under pavilion. High plank for 6 …quick review of F3’s 5 core principles and our #Mission as well as another Disclaimer for our FNG.

WOR:
SSH x 13 IC
Squats w Block x 13 IC
High Knees > Butt Kickers x 13 IC
WMH X 13 IC (YHC was reminded this is a stretch and to slow down)
NO GOOD MORNINGS to the chagrin of D’MON.
5 Ct Burpees x 5

THANG
Robbie Miller WOD from GoRuck’s Heavy Hitter Monthly Challenge.

12 Rounds:
6 Pull Ups
6 Burpees
6 Mountain Climbers (4 ct.)
6 Coupon Get Ups

Plenty of time left so we dropped off the ‘Pons and headed to the front wall for
6 HSPU
6 Mike Tysons
5 HSPU
5 Mike Tysons

Side Shuffle down Hogan and then Circle up for

6 MOM:
Flutter Kix X 50 IC to commemorate the 50 year anniversary of something that happened 50 years ago today.
5 Merkins
25 Ola Dollies IC
High Plank
5 Merkins
20 AL Prom Dates IC
5 Merkins
High Plank Yoga version for Too Tall
3 GMA OYO

TIME

NMM:
Sustained cold weather for the foreseeable future. All agreed that wind was the main culprit in today’s discomfort.
It’s Tights season once again for Too Tall.
Floppy gets all his hats for free and his Cabelas hat was on point today.
Ludwig will dress more appropriately next week to account for wind chill.
D’Mish O Nuts (stylized as D’Mon) needs us to chip in for a new pair of Ninja Ice. I thought he’d just bill CPA for some but apparently that’s frowned upon.

BH:
• Continued prayers for Sinclair family.
• Tampa Libra’s ongoing adoption process.
• VETERAN’S DAY CONVERGENCE AT THE HILL 11 NOVEMBER…Porcelain on Q.
YHC,
BV


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First cast the beam out of thine own eye

PAX: Big Stick (ofc), Dmish incognito as Bagger, PSL, Yardsale, AR, BoyBand, Locust, Venus, Pedialyte, Dupree, Movin’ On Up, yours Qly.

WOR: Good mornings for my boy Donuts, SSHx15, FIN.

THANG: Mosey down an unexpected and unfamiliar path through the Shire to a brief but very memorable lane called Brevity.

Partner up, grab a BAB (big ass beam), and lets roll.
Partner 1: Walk 300 paces holding beam in zercher position
Partner 2: 30 4-count flutters, sprint to catch up, perform 10 burpees before switching.
– RR

Partner 1: Walk 200 paces holding beam in back squat position
Partner 2: Walk alongside, 10 burpees (cant start until 150 paces are complete)
– RR

Partner 1: Walk 150 paces holding beam in overhead press position
Partner 2: Same, walk alongside, 10 burpees (cant start until 150 paces are complete)

Gather under pavilion: Both partners hold beam on right shoulder, Lt. Dan down. Turn around, flip to left shoulder, Lt. Dan back to start.

Partner 1: Suicide sprints
Partner 2: Irkins on (2) beams
– RR

Partner 1: Sucide sprints
Partner 2: Dirkins on (2) beams
– RR

Grab your wood, Indian Run the bus loop, and return to startex.

MARY: Dmish called for Megan Barry, Big Stick called for Alabama Prom Dates, YHC added single leg APDs, and we finished her off with Razer Blades™
by Venus.

COT: Be intentional

America runs on Dmish. Best coffee I’ve ever had, thanks.

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27 September 21,15,9s

Temp: 70
Gloom Factor: Moderate

PAX: Black Widow, Olan Mills, Pedialyte, School Girl, Bueller, PSL, A/R, Movin on Up, Ocho Cinco, Ludwig Von Oshkosh, Offshore, Dupree, Venus, Bagger Vance
QIC: BV

0529:45 Disclaimer + lock cars

Bus Loop
Lunge walk
Bear craw
Crawl bear
Rev LW

7 HSPU
7 Squats

WOR:
HB x 13 IC
IW x 13 IC
SSH x 13 IC

21, 15, 9s
All Work Sets Performed three times in 21 reps then 15 reps the 9 reps.

EVO I:
Tuck Jumps / CDD
AYG/Politician drop off line btwn sets

P&W46

EVO II:
Calf Raise / Row

Grab Coupons

EVO III:
Fran

Pull-Ups / Thrusters w Coupon

EVO IV:
Coupon Jumps / WWI on basketball court
(Little twist here: crawl w block on way down, lunge on way back RD 1&2…frog jumps on RD 3)

Cool Down Mosey in drop off line x 8

Mary:

Worked on proper flutter kick form

Time

NMM:
Lots of groaning today during the Fran Evolution of the Q only to be matched during the Sisyphus Evolution.

One thing YHC noticed is there seemed to be a lot of lolly gagging in between Evolutions, assuming that was to steady the heart rate and not an attempt to Whiskey Dick the workout.

Princess Aurora brought up 3S2T the other week after the 5 year, for the uninitiated that is Speed, Strength, Stamina Toughness (Physical/Mental). This was never more evident to me than during Sisyphus when the PAX were given less than clear directions and 1) had to figure some things out OYO & had to transport the coupon in a less than efficient manner. During RD III you could smell that hair burner smell as the coupons were drug across the court…such a sweet smell.

BH:
Ludwig’s M, Ocho’s dad, MOU’s dad.

YHC,
🎒🐜

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Wall of Truth

16 beauts for chest day.

PAX: Bag of Ants, Cathy from Korea Town, Retainer,  Master Splinter, Big Stick, PSL, Yard Sale,  Big Perm, Dupree, AR, Movin On Up, Dine N’ Dash, Mayhem, Fantastic Dmish, FTTA, yours Q’ly.

THANG 1:
– Partner 1 holds a coupon in a wall sit while Partner 2 does 25 Bulgarian split-squats on one side
– Switch and repeat until each partner has done 50 on each leg

– Partner 1 holds a coupon in a wall sit while Partner 2 does 25 derkins
– Switch and repeat until each partner has done 50 total derkins

– Jump back into Bulgarians until each partner has done 100 total each leg. Eventually stopped for time but each group should have finished at least 75 each side

THANG 2:
– Partner 1 does 10 skater squats (5 each leg)
– Partner 2 does 10 runner squats (5 each leg)
– Switch and repeat x2

THANG 3:
1 person in the middle doing max curls with 45lb bb. Minimum 20 reps. Rest of the group on MARY. Mix of:

      • Seated flutter
      • Captain Thor
      • Steel blades
      • Superman
      • Big Boys
      • Plank
      • Shoulder tap high plan
      • J-Lo
      • Scorpian

COT: White Russians dad has recovered. Ocho Cinco lost his mom this week to cancer. Prevac’s son diagnosed with Crohn’s, Bagger’s friend also diagnosed with Crohn’s, DND’s bride about to have kid #3. YHC encouraged PAX to commit to confessing sin to each other, praying for each other, and making this community about more than working out. YHC confessed he hasn’t been the best example of patience in his home this week. I pray we can be leaders in our homes as much as we try to be at work, in church, and in our communities.

Mumble Chatter:
Artsy Fartsy murals, recycling, trump straws, playing basketball over the age of 30, global warming, and dmish likes it rough.

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2 August 2019 10s

Temp: 75
Gloom Factor: Nil

PAX:
Jinxy Cat, Gaylord Focker, Black Widow, Dupree, Venus, Atlas, Yard Sale, PSL, Foxtrot, Sinkhole (FNG), D’Mish, Master Splinter, Movin on Up, A/R, Floppy Disk, Calf Killer, Rooms 2 Go, CAPSLOCK, Big Perm, Flying Tomato, Lumbergh, Edible, Hurricane Joel, Bagger Vance
QIC:
BV

0529:30 Disclaimer

Mosey to Trousdale, Bear Crawl Bump I switching to side BC L/R, Politician to the corner and Circle Up

WOR:
Goof Balls x 13 IC
WMH x 10 IC
IW x 13 IC
HB x 13 IC

Plank for Thang and explanation of F3 5 Core Principles …

THANG:
10 Pull Ups
20 Calf Raises
30 Merkins
40 Flutter Kicks (4ct)
50 Walking Lt Dans
60 Monkey Humpers
70 Plank Jax (sgl ct)
80 Side Straddle Hops (sgl ct)
90 LBCs (sgl ct)
100 yard top loop

RnR until Time called

NMM:
D’Mish called on YHC late last night to Q so today’s festivities had to be something D’Mish-worthy.
Fantastic to have Rooms2Go back in the game. Long Island seemed to treat you well brother.
Welcome FNG Sinkhole from Bowling Green, KY, an EH from Foxtrot.
Jinxy Cat back for more w Gaylord Focker.
There was a bit of shenanigans during the Monkey Humpers, D’Mish I’m sorry please let that cup check pass.
Good work done by all. Glad to be a part of the action. Have a great weekend.

BH:
5 year anniversary 14 September at Stonewall.

IronPax Challenge hosted by F3Greenwood. See the link for details and sign up. Let’s get a ton of PAX signed up and win this thing. https://f3greenwood.com/

YHC,
BV

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CLIMING

Temp: 73.5

PAX: Dupree, Prevac, Movin on Up, Reefer, Accounts Receivable, Big Perm, Black Widow, Penny Loafers, Deck the Hollis, Atlas, Ludwig, Bagger Vance

QIC: BV

Mosey down the big loop, lunge walk up, reverse lunge, politicians.

Nod to my Spirit Animal Grisham w 10 HSPU on the wall.

AYG to StartEx

WOR:
SSH X 13 IC
Hillbillies x 10 IC
IW x 10 IC
Squats x 10 IC
AL prom dates x 10 IC
Iron Crosses, Scorpions x 10 IC

THANG:
YHC was thinking about CLIMBING this week as such wanted to design a Q w that in mind. Only problem was YHC dropped the B inadvertently and the PAX didn’t have the joy of the 25 Burpees per round. Hence the Qonfusion on the rep counts from YHC. All in all, we did some good work and threw in 5 Burpees at the end in penance.

Pair off 1s and 2s then stay in circle for
C – Carolina Dry Docks x 5
L – Lunges x 10 (f,r,s,)
I – Imperial Squat Walkers x 15
M – Merkins x 20
B – Burpees x 25 ( YHC FAIL…totally forgot the B)
I – Inch Worms x 25
N – Nolan Ryans x 30
G – Gorilla Humpers x 35

Partner Indian Run around the big loop.

Rinse n Repeat CLIMING w the IW and Inch Worms switching places.

Partner Indian Run to CBC lot and back.

RNR CLIMING

Blind Partner Run to bottom of bus route flap jack to StartEx.

RNR CLIMING…feeling pretty Dum right now for forgetting the B.

MARY:
Supermans x 10 IC
Merkins x 5 OYO
Flutter Kix x 13 IC
Merkins x 5 OYO
BURPEES X 5 OYO
High Plank to Beast R/L x 5 IC
Flutter Kix X 16 IC

TIME

NMM:
Certainly it was my suconsious and not my Mississippi State lamskin that kept the B out of CLIMBING.
We still seemed to get the most out of today’s eatdown…YHC was awarded Sweat Stain of the week.
BH:
Leadership lunch today at Thistle Farms, Vector on Q.
Lots of families hurting out there men. We heard of two men lost last week, one with a wife 6 months pregnant. PSA…please get life insurance, disability insurance and a will at the very least. I have no dog in the fight with whom you purchase these things but please see someone about the basics. I am happy to share my thoughts face to face if you would like…I am in no way advocating one company over another, just something.
Keep the wives of Dupree, Ludwig, Penny Loafers and Missionary in your TAP.

SYITG,

BV

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31 May 2019 MARSOC SHORT CARD

Temp: 70s
Gloom Factor: Nil
PAX: Venus, Atlas, Offshore, Big Perm, PREVAC, Accounts Receivable, Movin on Up, D’Mish, Master Splinter, Dupree, CAPSLOCK, Yard Sale, Edible Arrangements, Bagger Vance
QIC: Offshore, BV

Quick mosey around the school w some high knees, butt kickers, lunge walk, Bernie and trash pick up.

WOR:
Squats, Good Mornings

Thang:
MARSOC
0. 30 Push-ups
0. 30 Air squats
0. 30 Crunches
0. 10 Burpees
0. 10 Windmills
0. 30 Push-ups
0. 30 Mountain climbers
0. 30 Flutter kicks
0. 10 Burpees
0. 10 Cherry pickers (4-count)
0. 30 Push-ups
0. 30 Star jumpers (or jumping jacks)
0. 30 Back Extensions (“supermans”)
0. 10 Burpees
0. 10 (Brain Fart)
0. 30 Push-ups
0. 30 Lunges
0. 30 Hello dollies
0. 10 Burpees
0. 10 Chain Breakers
0. 3 Sets Max rep Pull Ups

+/- 5 minute plank progression

Hand over to Offshore
Partner Carries, Indian Run, Suicides

Mary:
American Hammers
GMA

Time

NMM-
Classic workout in a box. Not a lot of creativity but I did see some unpleasantly, unsatisfied customers.
Kotters to Venus on his return to earth from the Need to Breath tour.
T Claps to Atlas (Double Respect) for three posts this week.
BH-
Keeping the families of F3 in our prayers…Ludwig, Penny Loafers, Dupree.
Tampa Libra and his M are adopting, look to Slack for their announcement and ways to help.
14 September 19 is our 5th Anniversary. It will be a Saturday at Stonewall. Put it on your calendar.

YHC,
BV

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Picking up D’Mish’s Slack

PAX: Blackwidow, Floppy Disk, Lumbergh, Master Splinter, PSL, Big Perm, Boyband, Black Lung, Movin on Up, Toga (QIC), Reefer

Conditions: Sunny and 70 (really was this time)

11 redwoods posted up to get a little better this morning, and it went something like this:

Warmup Mosey around the West side of the school and back to the lot for warmup COP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, cotton pickers, T-Ups, scorpion stretch

Mosey back to West side of school for ye ol’ Triple Check v1: P1 people’s chair, P2 merkins, P3 run to base of hill and back.  All players rotate through all three stations 3 times.  Triple Check v2: P1 wall walkers, P2 WWII, P3 run down grassy hillside and bear crawl back up.  All three players rotate through all three stations three times.

Mosey to playground and partner up for 3 sets of 10 pull-ups, 3 sets of 20 PLT, and 2 sets of jerkins.

Mosey to parking lot for Mary.

Announcements:

  • Still open spots for lawn help for Ludwig, see Floppy
  • See Bagger’s post re Memorial Day convergence
  • See Tiny Dancer’s post re Spring Hill launch tomorrow.  It’s shaping up to be a big crowd!

NMM:  Strong work by the PAX today.  YHC really had no idea what we were going to do, but it seemed to come together fairly well as there seemed to be a decent number of folks gasping.  Today was also YHC’s 45th (don’t feel a day under 50), and special thanks to the Nashville PAX keeping me moving!

Stay Classy,

Toga