Don’t Kill My Vibe

AO: toratoratora
Q: 40 Minutes
PAX: LogJam, Ultratecht, greyalbum, The Bobs
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: Cool and slightly damp, but nothing like last week…

WARMUP: Mosey and stretching

THE THANG:

Partner Challenges
Pair up and complete as many reps as possible (AMRAP) in 2 minutes.
1. Push-Up Relay
– One partner does push-ups while the other holds a plank. Switch every 10 push-ups.
1. Leg Burner Combo
– Partner A holds a wall sit while Partner B does 20 bodyweight squats. Switch after squats.

Burpee DORA – Burpees
Partners do 50 Burpees collectively. Trigger is when the partner runs around the hangar.

Team Circuit
4 stations and rotate through 4 rounds. Work for 45 seconds, rest for 15 seconds between exercises.
1. Curls
2. Mountain Climbers
3. Jump Squats
4. American Hammers

COT: Lots of shared gratitudes and prayer requests.

Someday We’ll All Enjoy Running, But Not Today

AO: westeros
Q: Hair Band
PAX: Chunks, Grape, Tim the Toolman, DintyMoore, Michelin Man, Pep, SalPal, Son of Red Skull, Red Skull, Young and Restless, bluemule, CubCadet, Sherlock, Vector
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
CONDITIONS: a bit chilly, a bit damp

WARMUP:
Good mornings
Cherry pickers
Willie mays hayes
Cowboy hip rotations (fwd & bck)
50 SSHs
High knees
Butt kicks

THE THANG:
Mosey to parking lot hill
2x 50% sprint up hill, jog down
2x 75% sprint up hill, jog down
2x 90% sprint up hill, jog down

3 Sets
20 Squat jump with knee tuck (40 drop squats as modification)
50 Iron mikes (25e)
15 merkins
Hard sprint up hill (85% effort), jog down (30-40% effort)

In cadence squats on Hair Band count

Mosey to jungle gym for as many rounds of
25 pull ups and running a lap around the drop off circle as possible

MOLESKINE:
A thought I had during the beatdown: how we, as individuals, approach a workout together is often a reflection of how we live our lives in relationship with others.

Another thing I learned today: if I see people shorting themselves in an exercise, it fires me up. I have more to say on this matter but it’s probably better I don’t.

Shoutout to DintyMoore for being a monster and raising his lactaid threshold this morning.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– AOQ Grow School coming to a saturday soon near you
– Spring CSAUP in the works
– Spring fling led by Natural Ice – CBO
– 4:13 Strong Dinner fundraiser April 24th

COT:
– health and wellness for friends & family, prayers & praises for employment

Rock on and don’t cheat yourself out of getting better,

Hair Band

Come Sail Away

AO: the-castle
Q: The Merchant
PAX: Chunks, Dilbert, hambone, Salami, Pep
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: Cold as hell

WARMUP: SSHs, little baby crunches, BACs, BAC BACs

THE THANG:
Each song on the playlist, we repeat one exercise the whole song, and do one harder exercise each time we hear the name of the song. 1m rest between songs.

Sail: SSH, burpee when you hear “sail”

Ain’t No Sunshine’: Hold plank, push up when you hear “no”

River: Sit ups, V up when you hear “river”

Some Nights: SSH, burpee when you hear “nights”

Beggin’: Hold plank, push up when you hear “beggin’”

Beat It: Sit ups, V up when you hear “beat it”

Human: Squats, burpee when you hear “human”

Jog to top of hill and back

I Don’t Care Anymore: Hold plank, push up when you hear “I don’t care”

American Woman: Sit ups, V up when you hear “woman”

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None

COT:
Prayers for job searches and friends with sudden job changes

Tour of East

AO: thebuffalo
Q: Chunks
PAX: Hot Route, LogJam, The Bobs
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: Cold

WARMUP: Quick Warm of some stretches

THE THANG:
Party Pace Mosey stopping on occasion for some Merkins, Squats and Big Boy Situps.

Simple but effective.

MOLESKINE:
Always honored to Lead The Buffalo. You men were there for me when I needed an anchor. I’m eternally grateful. Don’t forget to reach out to other HIMs that might be in need of some encouragement or a swift kick in the ass. Progress over Perfection!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Total Body AMRAP

AO: pain-train
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Puzzlah, Half Lyfe, Wolfpack, FLO, Pole Dancer, Lady Liberty, Siri, Stubs, G-string, Cheeks
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Love when 27 feels warm.

WARMUP: Mosey to pick up coupons, mosey to the playground. 10 SlowSquats. 10 Slow Merkins.

THE THANG:

3 rounds of 10 minute AMRAP.
10 reps of 3 exercises.
Run around inner path at 5 minute mark.
5 reps of each exercise for remaining time.

Round 1:
Goblet Squats w/ coupon
Bavarian Deadlifts w/ coupon
Merkins

Round 2:
Iron Mikes
Big Boy Sit-ups w/ coupon
Blockees (Burpee w/ coupon press)

Round 3:
Monkey humpers
Alternating V-ups
Coupon curls

MOLESKINE: Solid mumble chatter throughout as usual here at PT! Unintentional Guitar Hero playlist slaps.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: leanpax, Spartan race, biscuit run, check the slack!

COT: Patience. I’m struggling with it with the kids at the moment. Constantly reminding myself to take a breathe, give some grace, and take a little longer to connect before responding. Encouragement to Pax to do the same. Where can you find patience with yourself and those around you through the day?

Filipino Fthursday

AO: atlantis
Q: Firefox
PAX: Pole Dancer, CubCadet, Toothless
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: Practically tropical

WARMUP: Mosey around the parking lot, each PAX carrying a 25lb bag of rice.
15 x SSHs
15 x LBAC
15 x RLBAC
15 x Air Press + Calf Raises
OYO WMHs and GMs

THE THANG: Continuing on from Filipino Friday at Bomber, we listened to a playlist of Filipino/Filipino-American/Half-Filipino artists and made good use of our rice bag coupons.

Thang 1: Partner exercises.
Partners faced each other on opposite sides of a picnic bench (short dimension) and did step-ups at the same time, passing a rice bag at the top of their step-up. Approx 3 min to The Little Ones “Argonauts”

Partners were on their six, toe-to-toe and did sit-ups, passing the rice bag at the top of the sit-up. Approx 3:50 min to Bruno Mars’s “Locked Out of Heaven”.

Partners faced each other standing and did squats, passing the rice bag when standing. Approx 3:30 min to Enrique Iglesias’s “Bailamos”.

Thang 2: Filipino Trivia. PAX did reps of an exercise based on various Filipino-related stats.
– 120x (each) Mountain Climbers for the over 120 languages spoken in the Philippines
– 333x (collective) Plank Jacks for the number of years of Spanish colonial rule
– 48x (each) V-ups for the number of years of American colonial rule
– 330x (collective) Freddie Mercurys for the number of pounds of rice consumed by the average Filipino in a year (Americans eat ~27 lbs per year)
– 78x (each) LBCs for the percentage of Roman Catholics in the Philippines
– 16x (each) Decline Merkins for the number of Filipino presidents (there were actually 17, 1 before their official independence)
– 58x (each) Merkins for the number of pesos to a US dollar (plus 10 penalty burpees)
– 16x (each) Burpees for the number of million metric tons of rice consumed in the Philippines per year (plus 10 penalty burpees)
– 50x Fire Hydrants (each, per leg) because I ran out of prepared stats
– 1 minute Hollow Body Hold because.

MOLESKINE: Rice bags really hold up as coupons.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack/Calendar

COT:
– A round of gratitude
– Health and safety for Toothless’s mother-in-law, CubCadet’s father-in-law, Pole Dancer’s friend’s M
– Congrats to Toothless on new beginnings!

Gen Z’s Icy Tears

AO: greenmachine
Q: Michelin Man
PAX: moneyshot, Cowboy, Focker, Puzzlah, Shania, Betty Ford, Mermaid (F3 Knoxville), preacherman, Leather Boobie
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: quite warm… comparatively. preacherman didn’t even need gloves.

WARMUP: side straddle hops and imperial squat walkers while Cowboy put up the flag.

PLAYLIST: Gracie Abrams. :fire: Michelin Man asks Betty Ford and Puzzlah why Gen Z music is so sad?

THE THANG:

1. First Nations Run. Pass the present (a 20lb ruck plate. Welcome Shania to the world if nashville-rucking) back and the last man runs it back to the front. Drop the present and do a burpee. YHC and AOQ Cowboy seems to keep dropping the present… I think we ran 1 mile.

2. Mosey to end zone. Partner up. One partner runs to 20, does 3 Star jumps, and runs back. Other partner does 100 reps of a series of exercises. We did merkins, WW1s, squats, lunges, flutter kicks, Jane fondas, and then merkins for the 6. Focker noted that the playlist seemed repetitive. Perhaps Gracie Abrams music needs more plot twists like her dad’s TV shows?

3. Do #1 again.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: leanpax. Today is half way! YHC fell off my diet the last two days and his back on today.

COT: pray for Antioch. Several others mentioned.

Lord, thank you for the power and privilege we have and guide us to use those gifts not to build our own thrones but to build your kingdom.

Momentum

AO: the-knoll
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Pebbles, The Merchant, Malibu, Stubs, Wolfpack
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: A comfy 20

WARMUP: Mosey to the church.

THE THANG:

Pax lined up at the center stretch of parking spaces (20 of em).

Round 1: Bear crawl up 2 spaces, Crawl Bear back 1. Lunge up 2 spaces, Backwards lunge back 1. Repeat until you get it the end of the parking spaces.

Ab circuit: 20 BBSU, 20 Flutter Kicks IC, 20 LBC, 30s plank

Round 2: Sprint up 2, politician back 1. Broad Jumps up 2, backwards hops back 1. Repeat until you get to the end of the parking spaces.

Repeat Ab Circuit

Round 3: Repeat Round 1

Repeat Ab circuit

Round 4: Repeat Round 2

Repeat Ab circuit

Mosey back to playground for PlankUp Ring of Fire to 5.

MOLESKINE: Never ran to the church to workout before… fun little field trip :slightly_smiling_face:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Leanpax, Franklin Biscuit Run, Franklin Dad Bowl coming up Stubs to post some more info!

COT: Momentum is key. 2024 was a tough year for me. Lots of set backs that felt like they kept on coming. Trying to get ahead now in 2025. What’s most important in times like this is that for every step back life gives you, you have to stand yourself up and take at least two more forward. Might mean you have to change the way you move, but if you keep pushing forward eventually you get to the goal and you’re stronger because of it. Keep the momentum going Pax… keep pushing forward!

7 PAX for 7 Degrees

AO: titan
Q: Right Said
PAX: Cropduster, Pep, Spinal Tap, bluemule, Tim the Toolman, Aquaman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: 7 degrees with a little wind making it feel colder

WARMUP: mosey around the promenade
good mornings and Willy Mays Hayes

5 Minute Musical Dance Experience:
Song: When a Fire Starts to Burn by Disclosure
SSHs for the duration but every time you hear the word “fire,” 1 burpee

THE THANG: DORA
100 merkins
200 squats
300 LBCs
partner bear crawls to the parthenon door

MOLESKINE: “Be a thermostat, not a thermometer”

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: short and sweet. Gratitude for every worker who has to be outside today.

Tortoise & Hare, run #2

AO: thestronghold
Q: Red Skull
PAX: hambone, Chunks, Judy, Barney, Decaf, Take 3, Big Rig, Toadstool, Wolverine, Mane ‘N Tail, Sax Man, Toots, Square Root, Airball, Yes Chef, D Pole, Jackie Moon
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
CONDITIONS: 16 degrees and dark!

WARMUP: Regular pre-run warm-up: SSH, IWs, Squats, Stretches and WHM.

THE THANG: RUN!! We had only one PR this morning. Toots broke 30 mins for the first time and finished with an impressive 27:30!

MOLESKINE: Spirits remain high with this class. Thanks to Chunks hambone and Judy for joining us this morning.

COT: Prayers for healing, courage, strength and guidance.