Insane Train – 🚨 TEAM SHOW DOWN 🚨

Date: 2026-08-12 AO: Insane Train Q: Choo Choo , PAX: Derby, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Choo Choo, Bulldog, El Capitan, Argggg FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: Some stretches, SSH
THE THANG: Buy in: EMOM 8 Endorphins, 8 Minutes
Game of cones: 2 teams; 50 seconds 10 sec break; Every time you complete 25 rep you can move your cone ahead or move other teams back.
Pullthrough, SB Bear complex, Jump Squats, SB Curls, Burpees, SB Clean BBS, SB OH Press LT Dans, SB Throws
Its not important which team won, what’s important is there was a clear winner :grimacing:
MOLESKINE: Dont hold back your sorry’s at your M even if you are right.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check -f3-nashville-general
PLAYLIST: Na didnt need one

Natty 40th Beat Down

Date: 2026-08-12 AO: Titan Q: Natural Ice , PAX: Tim the Toolman, Makita, Puzzlah, Squatter, Spinal Tap, Papa Bear, Right Said, Sherlock, Pep, Natural Ice, Dragon Spark, DintyMoore, Rhombus FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Really pretty Good
WARMUP: SSH – Imperial Walkers – Straaaaatchin
THE THANG: 40s
Do forty of an exercise and run the circle ! F — Freddie Mercuries O — Old man Merkins R — Reverse Crunches T — Tricep Dips Y — Your Favorite WW1
A — American Hammers N — Nolan Ryans — From a side plank, reach your top arm underneath your body, then rotate it back up toward the sky. D — Decline Merkins
F — Flutter Kicks R — Ranger Merkins — Regular merkins, but keep your elbows tucked tight against your sides A — Alternating Crunches G — Grounded Shoulder Taps I — Incline Merkins L — LBCs E — Elbow Merkins — Close-grip merkins with your elbows staying tight
Total distance 2.5 miles
MOLESKINE: Feeling very grateful for friends and community! I moved to Nashville 10 years ago with about 2 friends living here, and I am incredibly grateful for the friends and community I have found in F3 to get through a pretty crazy decade of my life.
Thankful for you brothers!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Plenty going on!
PLAYLIST: 1986 was a great year https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0n2586dMMfu8viB9VnjLxN?si=52960a2cdc0a4fcc
Theres lots of crazy conspiracy theories in my algorithm about Nasa and Project Anchor happening today… so real glad that didn’t happen 🙂

Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-08-12 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Hot Route , PAX: Hot Route, Ultratecht, Giving Tree FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: ultratect shirt-ometer was about a 7.2
WARMUP: n/a
THE THANG: almost 5
MARY: n/a
MOLESKINE: Redford/Newman, damn dirty apes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check out the -f3-nashville-general channel for a cool F3 fundraiser
COT: there’s snakes out there this big?!?
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III Pillars – back on track!

Date: 2026-08-11 AO: III Pillars Q: Shania , PAX: Go Fish, YumYum, Haggis, Grape, LorelaiG, Shania, t-cell, Two Face, princessaurora, Tackle Box, DintyMoore, 3D, Wax, Tigger, Belly Up, Seoul Man FNGs: 1 Seoul Man COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: hot
WARMUP: SSH and LBAC
THE THANG: “back on track” Burpees, step ups, merkins, squats, LBC’s Bear crawl, lunge walk
MARY: circle
ANNOUNCEMENTS: half monkey, check slack

[After Hours] After Hours Bootcamp

Date: 2026-08-11 AO: After Hours Q: Strutter , PAX: Juicy J, Flipper, Choo Choo, Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Warm and wonderful. WARMUP: 20 SSHs IC 20 IWs IC 20 WMs IC 10 Daisy Pickers IC THE THANG:
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-08-12 AO: Smokeboots Q: Tinkertoy , Donkey Hammer PAX: Beer Run, moneyshot, Donkey Hammer, Cowboy, Tinkertoy, Down Under, ATM, Snow Bunny, Harry Caray, Dr.Seuss FNGs: 1 Dr.Seuss COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
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Tortoise and Hair – Run #5

Date: 2026-08-11 AO: Tortoise and Hair Q: Red Skull , PAX: Right Said, Decaf, Dr. Brown Slip, Pearl (Jonathan Halter), Red Skull, Zummies, Gumbo, Cat Woman, Micro Soft, Sweet Tooth, Stick Death, Cuties, Pinto, Blue Cheese, Dory, Krabby Patty FNGs: 11 Zummies, Gumbo, Cat Woman, Micro Soft, Sweet Tooth, Stick Death, Cuties, Pinto, Blue Cheese, Dory, Krabby Patty COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: 73 degree and HUMID!
WARMUP: Standard Pre-Run Warm-Up – SSH, Windmills, Squats, IWs, Stretches
THE THANG: RUN!! 3 miles around the campus
MARY: Dr. Brown Slip started us off as we did some PAX choice ab work in the circle.
MOLESKINE: 9 out of 12 are coming in below 30 mins. We have one more run and three men needing a push to get to 30 mins. The furthest away finished at 33:35 so it is a real possibility.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Signing Day is next Friday, 8/21 at 11:30am
COT: Prayers for endurance, guidance, family and court.

The Knoll

Date: 2026-08-11 AO: The Knoll Q: morning stār , PAX: Malibu, AAA, Wolfpack, Timber, Half Lyfe, Lady Liberty, Pebbles, morning stār, Bumble Bee (2.0), Superstar (2.0), Lynk (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: twas nice
WARMUP: arm circles, willie mays hayes
THE THANG: – 11’s with squats and SSH, bear crawl – several rounds of bear crawl tag and some toilet tag
MARY: American hammers, and other hip flexor stuffs
MOLESKINE: appreciate the presence and affirmation for Bumble Bee! Lots of acceleration happening!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: westside-wednesday tomorrow night! Check Slack.

Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-08-11 AO: Tire Station Q: Butterfingers , PAX: Horizon, Happy Trees, Butterfingers, Cross-stitch FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Jacuzzi
WARMUP: Side straddle hops x 20, arm circles forward and reverse x10, merkins with various hold points x5, cherry pickers OYO
THE THANG: -Mosey to the stadium, squats x10, mosey to lot with a hill, -Push ups while the timer runs down and back, push ups change direction for each runner. Same with next round but a politician back and squats. Indian run where front drops off for 5 merkins to the pull up bars. -5 pull ups as timer while rest do squats, then same thing but lunges. -Off to the tires where we did the lifesaver (one person throws a smaller tire (the kid) and larger tires (lifesavers) are flipped to where the kid lands.
MARY: Back to start with WWI x5, American hammers x15, WWI x5, Superman’s, American hammers x10.
MOLESKINE: We needed this. And jacuzzi weather is better than freezing (say some).
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: Prayers for Squatter and for Country Parkour’s move.
PLAYLIST: It’s getting hot in here….

Sunday Eddy Ruck Ruck

Date: 2026-08-09 AO: Sunday Eddy Ruck Q: Juicy J , PAX: Chains (Ryan Johnson), Roadkill, Juicy J, Dangle FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
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