[The Castle] The Castle – It’s Dibert time

Date: 2026-08-15 AO: The Castle Q: Dilbert , PAX: Dilbert, Horizon, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Flipper, Under the Table, Cross-stitch, Pep, hambone, Mr. Pancake, Fabuloso, Makita, Happy Trees FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Warm, too warm
WARMUP: Not sure because Dilbert was not there…
THE THANG: Several lifting stations while two PAX did the barbell rolling plank. This worked better in my head compared to reality. But it was fun watching the pax try.
Stations: perform one station for the duration of the 2 PAX rolling barbell planks and back Squat, BBSU, tricep extensions, curls, and a few others I cant remember… It was an off day for the Q
MARY: None
MOLESKINE: making fun of the Q for being so out of it, late, discombobulated (or however it is spelled).
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pep is selling these cups hard, keep it up. Lots going on in F3 Nashville nation, check slack
COT: Prayers for families in this time of change and the spoke and unspoken requests.
PLAYLIST: none, the Q was too late to get it all set up…

Sunday Eddy Ruck Ruck

Date: 2026-08-16 AO: Sunday Eddy Ruck Q: Juicy J , PAX: Juicy J, Roadkill, Stubs, Dangle FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Moist
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 5 mile ruck and great conversation from the master of residential zoning permits, ours truly Roadkill
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: fist bump
PLAYLIST: song sparrows

[The Castle] Strutter’s Pre-run

Date: 2026-08-15 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Flipper, Cross-stitch, Strutter, Happy Trees FNGs: COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Soupy WARMUP: Calf stretch THE THANG: 2-ish mile OAB MARY:
MOLESKINE:
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House & Waymo Hunting

Date: 2026-08-14 AO: Handsomizer Q: SalPal , PAX: SalPal, Squatter, Salami, Cuban Missile, bluemule, Willy Loman 1, Willy Loman 2 FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Guys I’m really sorry, but this weather is absolutely dreadful and I’m done keeping up a brave face about it. 80 degrees and 70%ish humidity is not humane.
On a serious note: please everyone be bringing water to workouts. It’s just rough out there in the mornings.
WARMUP: Merks + Squats.
THE THANG: Neighborhood tour + house hunting + looking for clankers. Ended our route with J-DUDS.
MARY: Hold plank for the 6.
MOLESKINE: Way to show up today fellas.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dilbert is working on fundraising via mugs and thermoses, check slack for more details. TN Tussle in a few months.
COT: For loved ones sick and suffering, and for those that have gone ahead of us.
PLAYLIST: 2000s pop punk hits.

[Pain Train] BuildSB Burpee Ladder

Date: 2026-08-14 AO: Pain Train Q: Derby , PAX: Wolfpack, Roadkill, Derby, The Banker, Cheeks, Bulldog, Argggg FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: :hot_face:
EARLY BIRDS: 11’s – Merkins & WWII’s w/ SB Run
WARMUP: BACS,BACBACS, The Banker Night Clubs, Air Press, WMH, Runners Stretch, El Capitan Reach to the Stars, 5 Merkins for Core Principals.
F3 Mission and Credo
THE THANG: Starting w/ Merkins PAX then carries weight ~20 yards and back then adds in the following exercise and repeats until they’ve added all 5 exercises into a set. Once complete PAX hammers out 25 WWII’s then starts back at the top. 10 Merkins 10 SB Rows 10 SB Squats 10 SB Curl + Overhead Press 10 SB Burpees
Added in a couple mosey’s to ease the HR with the heat
PAX absolutely smoked it today completing 3 sets!
MARY: 45 second plank + 15 second Merkin Burnout
MOLESKINE: Shared story of 5 y/o son falling in a pool this weekend and while he’s been taking swim lessons (w/ our man Shakira!), he can’t fully swim just yet. He found the wall as I was running his direction and make it out ok. With that we reflected on how fragile life can be and encouraged PAX to think of at least 1 person close to them and personally let them know how much they mean to them.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Wolfpack leading the charge tomorrow w/ a CSAUP at Red Caboose Park at 6 AM. Stay engaged on the Slack Channel as SalPal and SLT will be rolling out some exciting events.
COT: Prayers for School and Birth.
PLAYLIST: Stone Temple Pilots Pandora thru a busted speaker that Roadkill won’t fix :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
Thank you for showing up and getting after it this morning! Appreciate the opportunity to lead!
:horse_racing:

Bomber

Date: 2026-08-14 AO: Bomber Q: Firefox , PAX: Tim the Toolman, Firefox, Thomas T, Puzzlah, DintyMoore, CubCadet, Papa Bear II, Topps, Pep, Sherlock FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Moist
WARMUP: Mosey to Sylvan Park Elementary. Stopped and did 10 WW1s and about a 40 second plank hold along the way.
THE THANG: On the basketball court, 10 WW1s and a 90 second plank hold. PAX lined up in a high plank and passed 2 20lb kettlebells down the row and back and then down the row and back again.
PAX split into groups of 3s at the playground. 1 partner did 10 hanging leg raises as the timer 1 partner did dips 1 partner did plank jacks 3 rounds
10 WW1s 20-30 s hollow body hold 1 minute low plank
1 partner did 10 pull-ups as the timer 1 partner did merkins 1 partner did J-Lo’s 3 rounds
10 WW1s 20-30s hollow body hold 1 minute low plank
1 partner did 10 hanging leg raises as the timer 1 partner did shoulder taps 1 partner did Freddie Mercuries
Mosey back to basketball court 10 WW1s 20 dolphin planks 10 buzzsaw planks
MARY: Mosey back to startex 10 WW1s 2 minute low plank
Fin.
MOLESKINE: – Much Alaska discussion. CubCadet caught a fish this :open_hands: big. Firefox did not witness a seal kill.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Mugs, water bottles and tumblers. Check with Dilbert – Do burpees on Saturday with Wolfpack
COT: – Gratitude – Pep’s friend
PLAYLIST: Reused playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5pZAAPF2KBxeLn9MwGSEFg?si=405f273c1cc24354

[The Castle] Dad Bod Run Club

Date: 2026-08-14 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Happy Trees, Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Warm WARMUP: Calf stretches THE THANG: 4.3 mile loop. MARY:
MOLESKINE:
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Perpetual Motion Engine

Date: 2026-08-13 AO: The Stronghold Q: SalPal , PAX: Dan and Dave, Tinkertoy, Wham-O, Dr. Brown Slip, Young and Restless, Red Skull, SalPal, The 4:13 Guys (had to duck out before COT due to morning obligations) FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: 77 and Humid PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
WARMUP:Burpees, rifle carry your blocks.
THE THANG: Perpetual Motion. EMOM with 10 seconds to rotate b/w stations of sprints, plank hold, burpees and thrusters (which became squats).
MARY: 5 burpee buyout + whatever Red Skull came up with.
MOLESKINE: GET OFF THE X. When you don’t know what to do, the worst thing to do is freeze. Keep moving. Do the next right thing.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: See slack.
COT: For intentions unspoken and spoken.
PLAYLIST: Decaf yelling “I see you ”

Just Keep Jumping

Date: 2026-08-13 AO: Atlantis Q: Firefox , PAX: Puzzlah, Pole Dancer, Firefox, Cheesehead FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Is it fall yet?
WARMUP: Mosey around park over to lower parking lot
THE THANG: 20 Iron Mikes (each side is 1/2) 20 Jump Squats 20 Monkey Humpers Repeat 2 more times
Tortoise and Hair. PAX partnered up. One did traveling Lt. Dan. The other did 15 star jumps and then broad jumps or murder bunnies to tag their partner and swap. It was a long way across the parking lot.
Mosey to pavilion. Tabata, 45 sec on, 15 sec rest. 1 legged stands (4 rounds, 2 per leg) Bulgarian split squats (6 rounds, 3 per leg) Leg Lifts (2 rounds) Step Ups (2 rounds, 1 per leg)
Mosey to playground wall. 20 box jumps 15 box jumps 10 box jumps 10 deep squats
MARY: Gingerly mosey back to startex.
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Toothless’s 2.0; gratitude
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/10dftemy2ZX9XiEt2VvxkF?si=810c6f392a474369