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Respects win headcount

AO: westeros
Q: Pep
PAX: Vector, CubCadet, Tim the Toolman, Sherlock, Young and Restless
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: early spring chill

WARMUP: none

THE THANG:
– mosey to bridge
– Bear crawl across bridge and lunge walk back
– Dora at playground :
– 100 pull ups, 200 fire hydrants, 300 windshield
wipers
– Run: the drop office circle at the school

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– night moves Thursday

Prayers:
– chunks first day of new job
– Vector travel to Brazil and back

Guest appearance: SalPal , Chunks , Salami

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Why is Q Running so Far

AO: the-castle
Q: Pep
PAX: Dilbert, A Boy Named Sue, hambone, Chunks
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS:
Cool and windy

WARMUP:
run to high school. Hope that hambone and Chunks can catch up from their pre-run

THE THANG:
cards of death:
– spade: windshield wiper
– clubs: fire hydrant
– heart: squats
– diamond: merkins
A==20, face card == 15

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Coming Thursday night moves – check slack

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Glorious Stares

AO: handsomizer
Q: Freakonomics
PAX: Spinal Tap, Black Lung, Grape
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: somehow colder than they should be

WARMUP: the usual, minus SSH

THE THANG: 7 rounds of exercises up the stairs: 5 Burpees at each landing, Squat on each step, merkin on each step, lunges up, 20 dips on each landing, bunny hops, and sprint.

Plus, 4 minutes of mary.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Night Moves March 13th! Invite your sad clown friends who are willing try a night workout.

COT: Remember to spend time reflecting on the good things in our life.

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Animal Movements

AO: bomber
Q: DintyMoore
PAX: hambone, CubCadet, Vector, Chunks, Crawlspace, Puzzlah, Pep, Michelin Man, Papa Bear, Poppa Lock, Salami
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Near perfection

WARMUP: mosey to south green tee box
10 Merkins
Arm and Leg warmup routine
10 Merkins

THE THANG:
The HIMs of greenmachine completed this Q last week- it was only slightly modified for Bomber lot incorporate the #merkinmadness since no one posted at GM. The goal was to test the animal prowess of the two PAX.

Animal Movements
Animal 1 and 2
Inchworm :worm:
Crab walk :crab:
10 merkins

Animal 3 and 4
Frog Jumps :frog:
Leaping Lizard :lizard:
10 merkins

Animal 5 and 6
Duck walk :duck:
Donkey Jumps 🫏
10 merkins

Animal 7 and 8
Kangaroos :kangaroo:
Coyote :wolf:
10 merkins

Bear Crawl :bear:
T. rex :t-rex:
10 Merkins

Mosey back to start X for Mary – pit stop for extra merkins and dips.

MOLESKINE:
Be a positive light to someone in your world today. Lots of pain and hurt (outside our workouts) in the world and people need that one caring friend.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
NightMoves next Thursday
New 4:13 cohort starts next week

COT: Always a pleasure to lead, SYITG

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Spontaneous Combustion

AO: pain-train
Q: El Capitan
PAX: Wolfpack, G-string, Stubs, Cheeks, El Capitan, FLO, Pitmaster, Siri, Waffle, @OfficerDangle
FNGs: 1 @OfficerDangle
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Crisp + chilly

WARMUP:

– Downdog, Cobra, sprinter stretch both sides
– 10x three-count merkins
– Back stretches
– BACs & BacBACs x7
– Imperial walkers
– Mosey to grab two cinder blocks with some high knees & butt-kickers thrown in for good measure

THE THANG:

Station Work at playground

80 seconds on, 20 sec. Rest. (Three complete circuits, adjusted to 60 seconds of work for circuits #2 & #3)

– Pull-up / Hangs
– 20 merkins, then hold plank
– Jump rope or Knee Taps
– “Psycho” squats with coupon (goblin goblet, straight-arm, above-head)
– Bear Crawl Plank hip-knee-toes
– Swims :sweat:
– American Hammers with weight / Reverse burpees (sit-up to jump)

Ended with two burpees.

MOLESKINE:

Reading from Every Moment Holy, Volume 1: “A Liturgy for the Ritual of Morning Coffee” while drinking coffee. :coffee:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

March Merkin Madness continues! (We knocked out 70 today).

COT:

Nameorama, Countorama, named our FNG Wes @OfficerDangle (welcome aboard!), and closed in prayer.

I enjoyed our time together, men! :el-capitan:

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Temple of Doom

AO: thebuffalo
Q: greyalbum
PAX: The Bobs, Ultratecht
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: cool, crisp

WARMUP:

SSH
Imperial Walkers
Hillbillies
LBAC
Willy Mays Haze

THE THANG:

After a chaotic brawl in a nightclub, Indy flees aboard a plane with nightclub singer Willie Scott and his young sidekick, Short Round. However, the plane is secretly owned by Lao Che, and the pilots abandon them mid-flight, leaving them to crash-land in the Himalayas.

Mosey to playground

30 second dead hang
5 Merkin
10 squat
15 tricep dip

Rinse and repeat x 3

Mosey to coupon pile

At first, the palace seems normal, ruled by the young Maharaja, but Indy soon discovers its dark secret. Beneath the palace, an ancient Thuggee cult, led by the sinister Mola Ram, is conducting horrific rituals. The cult has stolen three of the five Sankara stones and enslaved the kidnapped children, forcing them to mine for the remaining stones. The stones, when brought together, grant immense power.

Lunge walk along the top of the stone wall and over the hill to the lower parking lot

20 reps of each exercise. 2 Rounds of each set. Between sets rifle carry block up hill and back down.

1
Squat Jumps
Overhead Press
Swings

2
Curls
Skull Crusher
Rows

3
5 Blockees
20 High Knees
20 Mountain Climber

Mosey up to park gate entrance

20 step ups
30 second wall sit
X3

Temple begins to crumble! GET OUT!
Sprint back to coupon pile

MARY

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

I am so grateful for the opportunity to lead the #buffalo, but it’s time for some fresh energy! I am so encouraged to announce that The Bobs has accepted the call to step into his role as OUR NEW AOQ!!! Please welcome our new leader! I’m excited to see where he takes us.

TAPS:
We took some silent time to, as Mr. Rogers encouraged us, consider all the people who have loved us into the person we are today. Let’s go forth and serve and care for our neighbor this day!

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The Long and Winding Throw

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Pole Dancer
PAX: Toothless, Esposa, Hair Band, DrRupp, Oatmeal, sooner, Betty Ford
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Beautiful

WARMUP: Dynamic Warmup, Mosey around the school

THE THANG: Frisbee Battle!

The PAX paired off and battled their litter mate; one PAX tossed the disc and exercised while the other fetched. Whoever had less reps on their turn had to repeat reps.
– Burpees
– Squats
– Merkins
– Freddie Mercs

Accuracy Challenge!

The pups joined forces to play “closest to the disc.” Bear crawl to your first throw, all losers then lunged from their second throw to the disc.

Zoomies!
All PAX tossed discs in a speed round of disc golf- everyone but the winner exercised either burpees, squats, or merkins.

Back to the start for Mary!

MOLESKINE: You many have noticed my flashy yellow running shirt and thought, “Man, I want one of those!” Well fear not; you can order one from All Out Running Co. alloutrunningco.com/! Shoutout Hair Band and Chunks for a sweet design and high quality gear.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brewsday, Night Moves next Thursday, Merkin Challenge ongoing

Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6NmHKgqYPJwsKx2QVLuIWt?si=d14188ade25049a4

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If F3 existed 80 years ago…..

AO: atlantis
Q: CubCadet
PAX: SalPal, Chunks, Firefox, Right Said, Pole Dancer, Toothless, Young and Restless, Subway, CubCadet
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Colder than we expected

WARMUP: Workout was inspired by Q’s recent visit to the National WW2 Museum in NOLA. We mosey’d in formation around the ball field. PAX has to stay two columns abreast and within arm’s length of person in front. Allowed to ample mumble chatter and heal-stepping, but good team cohesion. Q threw out a few random bits of WW2 / fitness related information….like “in 1941, the recommended time for unit fitness was 1 hour after breakfast”

Once to parking lot, we did the standard 21st century warm-ups b/c the 1940’s once looked too much like bad dance moves and Q didn’t care to demonstrate.

THE THANG: The WW2 standard physical fitness test (I am sure there are many, but this is the one we did).

– Pull-ups to exhaustion. Had to modify based on equipment. In 1941: 20 was an Excellent Score / 9 was a Fair Score.
– Squat Jumps to exhaustion: These are not your standard F3 Squat Jumps. Starting position is squatting on right heel with fingers laced on top of head, palms down. The feet are 4 – 6″ apart with he feel of the left foot on a line with the right foot. Spring upward until both knees are straight and both feet clear the ground. Keep upper body erect. While off the ground, reverse your feet before you land. Each leg is 1. In 1941: 75 was an Excellent Score / 38 was a Fair Score.
– Push-ups to exhaustion: If it looks like a merkin and smells like a merkin. In 1941: 54 was an Excellent Score / 30 was a Fair Score.
– Sit-ups for 2 min: Legs straight at start, hand behind head, scorer holds feet / ankles. Left elbow to right knee on the up (one rep), then alternate to right elbow to left knee for rep two….. In 1941: 79 was an Excellent Score / 51 was a Fair Score.
– 300 yard shuttle run: Spring 5 segments of 60 yards each in parking lot. Distance was only approximate. In 1941: 44 seconds was an Excellent Score / 50 seconds was a Fair Score.

Then we moved to the “Mass Athletics and Group Games” portion of the session. Field Manual 21-20 (c 1941) lists many, but we chose a couple reps of “Follow the Leader” through the playground / obstacle course and then “In and Out” which was sort of a last-man-up run with a rolling basketball, pax in a stationary line, and some zigging and some zagging.

Fit in 30 reps of flutter kicks before time.

MOLESKINE: We all know some history of WW2 whether from school, books, movies, friends or family. It’s nearly impossible to comprehend the entire world being solely focused on one thing for 5+ years. There are some elements of its origins and residue that impact the daily news 80 years later. I’d like to think that if F3 existed back then, its members would have made us very proud (and probably given us a real beat-down).

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4:13 strong kicks off new class next week. Please consider supporting. For details and other events, see slack.

COT: Pole Dancer friend’s baby getting out of N-ICU. Toothless mother-in-law health. Chunks new job / travels. Firefox challenges as a leader / mentor at work. And the intentions in our heart.

Thank you for the opportunity to lead.

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“What’s next?” 🤔 Hmm…

AO: the-knoll
Q: morning stār
PAX: Wolfpack, Stubs, Pebbles, Malibu, AAA, Sparrow, Parka-Eh, morning stār, Bumble bee (Q, 2.0), Link (2.0), Ice Box (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: chilly and windy

WARMUP: ground movement to the road and back: crawl crawl, army crawl, crab walk, duck walk

THE THANG:
Part 1: Q and dealers choice exercises (WW2s, merkins, motivators, Lt dans, squats, dead bugs, flex capacitors, whatever you want)

Part 2: 3 games of infection

MOLESKINE:
– YHC is a proud of Bumble bee
– Appreciate the PAX kind mumble chatter helping Bumble bee along

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– merkin madness challenge (check slack)
– please turn you head lights off if you pull up to the park and are waiting to get out; we typically get blinded as we walk in

COT:
– count-o-rama
– name-o-rama
– Prayers for travel and hope for the heavy galettes

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Providing a new perspective on provision

AO: the-knoll
Q: morning stār
PAX: El Capitan, Wolfpack, Stubs, Papa Bear, morning stār, Bumble bee (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: mild and windy

WARMUP: jog to tree line with ground movement; circle up for motivators, arm circles, low slow squats, etc.

Jog to flood memorial table/bench.

THE THANG:
Rotate through 3 exercises on the minute (OTM) for 30 minutes:
– power elevated merkins … to slow merkins mixed with dips
– cross crawl step ups
– SSH with focus on core

MOLESKINE:
– solid work every one; appreciate the mumble chatter

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Ash Wed ruck starting at 0500 at greenway entrance down the road from the-knoll (text morning stār if you want to join)
– Merkin challenge (check 1stf)

COT:
YHC shared a word study on provision he did years ago in which he came to the following conclusion:
“”I wonder if the more correct definition of provision would be ‘to consider in advance the path and foresee the coming needs, traps, and opportunities, and then to act accordingly so that one’s family is well prepared and equipped to endure and overcome, fulfilling fully all their God given purposes.’””
Stay curious my friends,
-m*