Hobblin Gobbler Part 2

AO: thestronghold
Q: Chunks
PAX: Red Skull, Hacker (Franklin), Hair Band
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS:
BRISK!!

Promptly started the Hobblin Gobbler course at 5:30 am, with the all important RUN from Red Skull.

It was a great way to start the day. Be on the lookout for next weeks location and route.

SYITG,
Chunks

Sidekicks (Keep Fighting)

AO: the-knoll
Q: Sooie
PAX: AAA, DB, G-string (Eli Kresta), morning star, Pebbles, Sooie, The Banker, Timber, Wolfpack, VMax (recently moved from Katy TX), Smotz (2.0), Bumblebee (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS:
Cold and clear. 🌕

WARMUP:
Mosey to stop sign and back.
15 SSH
15 Imperial walkers
10 low slow squats
10 slow merkins
10 Willie Mays Hays
OYO stretches 1 minute

THE THANG:
5 cones, each 10 paces apart.

Return trips from cone 5 to cone 1 were alternating sprints, slip-line uppercut drills.
Plank for the 6’s

4 double-sidekicks low/high at each cone.
Return
4 squat punches at each cone.
Return
4 tuck jumps at each cone.
Return
4 more squat punches at each cone.
Return
4 burpee, jab, cross combos at each cone.
Return
Repeated the full sequence 2x

10 minutes of single-flag Capture the Flag. If you get tagged, 5 burpees or sprint to your base to return to the game. If anyone dropped the flag, everyone does 5 burpees.

MARY:
None

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
New years Day convergence.

COT:
When I was a kid, Sidekicks (Chuck Norris, Jonathan Brandis) was one of my favorite movies. Since my brother passed away last week, I’ve been reflecting a lot on the past and how we grew up. Still processing through all of it but a couple things stand out. Community is vital. Inevitably we’ll each face a moment when we’re tempted to give up. When that happens, we need the strength of those around to help carry us through it.

Drive-by

AO: thebuffalo
Q: greyalbum
PAX: greyalbum
FNGs: None
COUNT: 0
CONDITIONS: Toasty

WARMUP: Was already pretty warm

THE THANG: Looked around in all directions for possible PAX

Poured myself a cup of coffee

Drove away at 5:33am 😂

MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Happy Thanksgiving let me know if you want to grab a Q spot!

COT:

Blood and Honey

AO: bomber
Q: Salpal
PAX: Chunks, Right Said, Firefox, Solo Cup, Puzzlah, Cuban Missile, Detective Pikachu, hambone, DintyMoore, Papa Bear, Critical Fail
FNGs: 1 Critical Fail
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS:
Full from Thanksgiving dinner.

WARMUP:
A simple warning that this was gonna suck.

THE THANG:
Crawlbear up the hill. Bearcrawl to islands in parking lot, 5 burpees at each. Bearcrawl Paula Abduls. Bearcrawl back down the hill. Pullups, burpees and big boy situps from 1 to 7 and back down again, ‘cuz people wanted to stop bearcrawling.

MARY:
Dealers Choice

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Brewruck Dec. 16th.
– Game Night @ Firefox Residence Dec. 2
– Jan. 1st convergence.

COT:
– Prayers for the homeless of Nashville.
– Prayers for safe travels of loved ones.

Coffee at Star Bagel.

Sincerely,
MeanPal

The Thanksgiving Special

AO: the-knoll
Q: Timber
PAX: El Capitan, Timber, AAA, Malibu, morning star, Smoltz (2.0), Icebox (2.0), Bumblebee (2.0), Iowa (2.0), Curbside Pickup
FNGs: 1 Curbside Pickup
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: A chilly 30 degrees

WARMUP: The Motivator, Merkins (10 ct IC), Slow squats (10 ct IC), stretches: hip flexor, hamstring, anything you need (covered F3 mission, 5 core principles, credo here)

THE THANG: 3 groupings of workouts, 3 sets per grouping
Group 1: body weight squats, merkins, side straddle hops (15 reps each)
Group 2: single leg balance touches, pull-ups, squat jumps (10 reps each)
Group 3: bear crawl (10 yards), crab walk (10 yards), burpee w/out merkin at bottom (10 reps)
run the hill after each grouping when waiting for the 6 to finish

Gratitude Run: ran 1 mile together with 3 stops to hear gratitude callouts (all 9 PAX had a call out)

MARY: None

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cold plunge following workout at @Morning_star ‘s house!

COT: 1 year ago my Dad had quadruple bypass surgery. For much of my life I’ve viewed him as an unstoppable force, but he has become a fragile human. In reflecting on his situation, I understand we are all fragile, and to not take anyone for granted. Let’s make showing gratitude to others a part of our daily lives.

Thanks for coming out in the gloom this morning! @Malibu, thanks for bringing your brother – it was a pleasure for us all to meet him. @El_Capitan, thanks for your contagious joy. Seeing you race the kids across the field to end the run was awesome! @Morning_star, thank you for the cold plunge special! It broke me! Happy thanksgiving to all of you!
– Timber

it’s all in the family

AO: middle-tooth
Q: sooner
PAX: Oatmeal, Toothless, TheShield, Subway, DrRupp, sooner, Young and Restless, rainbow-rodeo, 1
FNGs: 1 1
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS:

WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Tabata at ToraToraTora

AO: toratoratora
Q: 40 Minutes
PAX: Brother-at-law, The Bobs, Quik Stik, Long Cut
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS:
Unseasonably warm

WARMUP:
Standard stuff

THE THANG:
Tabata (35 seconds on and 15 seconds rest x5) for each exercise:
– mercins
– squats
– WWIs
– burpees
– American hammers

With a sprint up the hill between each exercise

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
We miss @goose

Time

AO: iiipillars
Q: Focker
PAX: Tackle Box, moneyshot, Black Lung, Michelin Man, princessaurora, Go Fish, Formica
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: dark and wet outside, dry and well lit in parking garage

WARMUP: run to garage, various stretching to time limit, no reps counted

THE THANG: concentration on form and muscle activation, no reps counted (it’s like the opposite of a CrossFit pull up)
TABATA 50 sec on, 10 sec rest (8 rounds total)

Round 1: drop squats and merkins
Sprint
Round 2: IYTs and monkey humpers
Sprint
Round 3: dive bombers merkins and donkey kick/fire hydrant hip circuit

MARY: PAX chose various exercises to varying time limits

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hobbling Gobbler on Thursday at #greemachine

COT: Reminder of 2 things
-Holidays are number one time for addiction relapse, but also when lots of us go back into unhealthy living whether that be physically, emotionally, mentally. So be gracious with your family, remain disciplined, and be responsible for yourself and how you respond.
-The first holiday after a loss is incredibly weird and full of so many emotions. Don’t forget about those who lost loved ones this year, especially those at Covenant. Reach out to someone and just let them know their loss and pain isn’t forgotten.

Failure is a good thing!

AO: the-knoll
Q: Timber
PAX: Pebbles, The Banker, El Capitan, Sooie, AAA, G-string (Eli Kresta), Malibu, morning star, Timber, Smoltz (2.0), Bumblebee (2.0), Iowa (2.0)
FNGs: 1 Iowa (2.0)
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: 58 degrees, and raining!

WARMUP: Mosey to stop sign, 10 pull-ups (OYO), 10 merkins (IC 4 ct), 10 jump squats (OYO), hip flexor stretch and hamstring stretch (10 ct)

THE THANG:
1. Hill sprints (8 min): Sprint uphill, recovery jog down (50 yards)
2. Leg burnout (3 sets): Bulgarian squats (10 each leg), jump squats (10), “shadow wrestling” movements (~30 seconds)
3. Upper body burnout (2 sets – 1 min, 40 sec): towel curls, towel tricep extensions, shoulder raises
4. The finisher: towel hang for as long as you can hold

MARY: None

ANNOUNCEMENTS: polar lunge this Thursday, hosted by @morning_star. Reminder/encouragement about No Noise November.

COT: Growth is experienced in challenges. Don’t fear failure! As the Governator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) once said, go to failure and then do a few more reps!

Thanks for coming out in the gloom. There was something oddly satisfying about working out in the cold rain with you men (and the brave 2.0s)!
– Timber

Skeet Skeet

AO: bomber
Q: princessaurora
PAX: Crawlspace, DintyMoore, Firefox, CubCadet, Papa Bear, Recharge, Vector, Wet Wipes, Wolfpack, Michelin Man, Cream Cheese, Tim the Toolman, Right Said, 0
FNGs: 1 0
COUNT: 14
CONDITIONS:
Delightfully balmy for a November morning

WARMUP:
With two 20lb slam balls in hand, mosey on a circuitous route to the circle by the golf shop.

– SSH
– LBAC F/R
– Moroccan Night Clubs
– Ts/Ys
– SnL Squat

THE THANG:
Hop over to the cart path along the driving range for some “non-competitive” slam ball relays.

Round 1: PAX 1 explodes forward with a chest pass, next in line runs m to pick it up and throw. Repeat down the line until group reaches the last driving range pole.
Round 2: PAX 1 performs reverse overhead toss, repeating as above back to start.

Mosey to benches by community center to just D.O. it:
Derkins/OH Presses with rest as needed.
20/5
15/10
10/15
5/10

Head over to Jungle Gym for an AMRAP circuit:
5 Pull-ups
10 Merkins
15 Squats
10 Ab Thrusters
5 Star Jumps
Run a lap around community center

Most everyone got to 5 rounds before it was time to head back to flag for…

MARY:
Balls were passed in various manners around the circle, changing directions on Q’s call, and ultimately ending with passing via American Hammers and finally planks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Game Night at Firefox’s
Movember means check your “boys.” See @vector for tips.

COT:
Prayers for Bernard Pickney’s continued recovery, @Right_Said’s buddy struggling with alcoholism, @papa_bear’s M’s recovery, and safe travels and kindness navigating family dynamics over the holiday.

PA out.