Eight Reliving 1979

Date: 2026-03-19 AO: greenmachine Q: Cowboy , PAX: Shania, Esposa, Black Lung, Focker, Betty Ford, Movin On Up, moneyshot FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Fine Fine Finely Warmer
WARMUP: Good Mornings OYO, SSH, LBC (forward and backwards) with slow lunge, Don Quixote, Mosey to Amphitheater. Divide in 3 groups THE THANG: 3 Rounds of 3 Exercises, Dora 100 Merkins, Box Jumps up, 3rd Man Loop as Timer 200 Palm Squats, Box Jumps, Timer 300 Dips, Ditto Plank for six between each round Line up at Stairs : Bunny Hop up burpee at each landing. Mosey back with a planned stop at intramural field for sprints – New fence around it so had to improvise. Back side of Lipscomp Athletic Complex at hill – Mosey down sprint back up x2 Back to stardex Mary till the end
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Monster Mile April 23, see clack for rest
PLAYLIST: Hits from 1979 – My HS graduation music.apple.com/us/playlist/1979/pl.u-leyllaJCxgZkbN

Shipping Up to Atlantis

Date: 2026-03-19 AO: atlantis Q: Pole Dancer , PAX: Puzzlah, Toothless FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Too warm for pants too cold for shorts
WARMUP: Willie Mays, Good mornings, stretching OYO
THE THANG: One minute on, one minute off (run around the lot) with intermittent breaks for merkins. At a random time of my choosing, we did Merkins to Rattlin’ Bog for each layer. Lesson learned: do NOT use the sped up version.
Merkins Bama Prom Dates Star Jumps
Merkins Break
Dips WW1s Supermans
Merkins Break
Mountain Climbers diamond sit ups Irish Mikes
Merkins Break
Rattlin Bog
Squats Side thrusts Leg raises
Merkins break
Plank Left Plank Right Plank
MOLESKINE: Acoustic trad performers in PCB declined a rendition of Kneecap, Flogging Molly was heavily represented in the playlist, Toothless lapped us now that he is at 100%
ANNOUNCEMENTS: too many to name
COT: Prayers for Toothless’ mother in law for the bone marrow transplant, prayers for Puzzlah’s aunt in her passing and his family in their grief, prayers for Joe, Ashley, and Isla as they reach her first birthday milestone
PLAYLIST: getting used to the apple music UI has been more difficult than anticipated. Am I getting old? I can pick up new tech right??
music.apple.com/us/playlist/irish-q/pl.u-76oNEXmT7JgBy

Pancake Push Up Run

Date: 2026-03-18 AO: the-discipline Q: hambone , PAX: Mr. Pancake FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Cooooold for March 18th
WARMUP: No
THE THANG: Mosey, do push ups, do squats, do imperial walkers
MOLESKINE: 2.25 miles earned
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: prayers to jobs and families
PLAYLIST: hah no

Gotta touch every stair

Date: 2026-03-17 AO: after-hours Q: Strutter , PAX: Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 1 CONDITIONS: Chilly
WARMUP: A couple laps around the state map.
THE THANG: Mosey over to the Capital up and down and around using every staircase I could find.
MOLESKINE: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Plenty of new AO options on the north side of the city.
COT:
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Run #2 – Getting Faster!

Date: 2026-03-17 AO: tortoise-and-hare Q: Red Skull , PAX: Pearl (Jonathan Halter), Brown Slip, Barney, Decaf, Nut Spread, Angry Bird, Groot, T-Bone, Turkey, Hot Topic, Cheese Wiz, Holy Water, Mater FNGs: None COUNT: 14 CONDITIONS: Uncomfortably cold, windy and dark!
WARMUP: Standard pre-run warm-up with some Windmills thrown in for fun.
THE THANG: RUN!!!
MOLESKINE: This class is fast. 4 out of 8 finished sub 30 mins, and 3 more finished sub 32 mins. Our slowest man today was 36 mins, but that was because he was dealing with some leg pain. I expect to see this group all below 30 mins in the next 2 weeks, and that wold be a first for a 4:13 Strong cohort.
COT: Prayers for strength, courage and wisdom

Stadiums

Date: 2026-03-17 AO: offthebooks Q: Steely , PAX: Horizon, Fabuloso, Butterfingers, Steely FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Cold, 26
WARMUP: Side Straddle Hops 20 IC Stretches
THE THANG: Mosey Stoped for 20 slow IC Squats Mosey to the stadium Did stadiums Bathroom break!! Incline Merkins Step ups Mosey Bear crawls / Sprints x2 Flutter kicks / WW1 Mosey, Indian style 20 on your own Merkins Mosey, Indian style 5 burpees Mosey, Indian style Partners up for tire flips / sprints x2 Mosey Pull ups OYO Mosey 5 dips / 5 leg lifts on dip bar X2 Mosey back
MOLESKINE: Q felt like either puking or passing out at the end. The bathrooms at the stadium were open!! Praise God!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST: Jack FM!

[comz] Installing the New App

Date: 2026-03-16 AO: comz Q: hambone , PAX: Pep FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Nice and Warm
WARMUP: Nope, we just went straight in
THE THANG: I deactivated slackblast and activated the new F3 Nation App
MOLESKINE: Was good, would do again
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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With a Little Luck . . .

Date: 2026-03-16 AO: westeros Q: Vector PAX: Pep, CubCadet, Chunks, Squatter, Spinal Tap, SalPal, DintyMoore, Papa Bear, Tim the Toolman FNGs: None COUNT: 10 YHC thought that today’s highly anticipated version of Weightsteros should celebrate tomorrow’s holiday, St. Patty’s Day :four_leaf_clover: with a theme about luck.
CONDITIONS: Cool but perfect.
WARMUP: SSH, LBAC, Overhead presses, Seal Claps, Moroccan Night Clubs, RLBACs, Squats, WMH and Good Mornings
THE THANG: #1 Lucky :four_leaf_clover:: PAX each draws a card. Lucky PAX has highest card and gets to wear the shamrock necklace and pick an exercise for the PAX to do while they run across the lot and back x 3.
#2 Unlucky :x: :four_leaf_clover:: Now the PAX with the lowest card goes, but has to do 5 burpees with each exercise lap
#3 Lucky #7 :four_leaf_clover: :seven:: Spinal Tap’s turn to go — same principle as #1
#4 L-U-C-K: 17 reps of Lunges Ultimate/Utilitarian/Ugh Burpees Crunches of the Lil’ Baby Variety Killer Squats
Mary to time.
MOLESKINE: In life, you’ll encounter good and bad luck — be prepared with the skills to handle both as leaders and men.
ANNOUNCEMENTS/COT: – Holy Smokers, Grow School, Etc. – check the Slack – Kudos to The Merchant for a successful murder mystery night that may have involved Tim the Toolman turning into a demon?? – Thanks to some lippy jib-jab from DintyMoore and Chunks, the Q made the PAX run a little sprint. Gotta get your movement tracker started I guess . . . – SalPal was the dreaded Lucky HIM as he picked blockees more than once. He’s practically on vacation anyway. – Prayers for Title Max’s daughter, those traveling, our Muslim community members, and our leaders – Pep was most excited about Tom Petty’s entry on the playlist, singing aloud and recalling its post-apocalyptic music video. – 110% coffeeteria as Title Max joined us at Dose for CubCadet’s favorite $17 coffee.
PLAYLIST: Get Lucky – Daft Punk Lucky Star – Madonna Good Luck Babe – Chappell Roan I Feel Lucky – Mary Chapin Carpenter Some Guys Have All the Luck – Rod Stewart You Got Lucky – Tom Petty With a Little Luck – Wings A Stroke of Luck – Garbage My Lucky Day – Bruce (for Papa Bear) Lucky – Britney Spears
:four_leaf_clover: wishing you much luck Vector

Horizon’s VQ

Date: 2026-03-16 AO: iron-giant Q: Horizon PAX: Butterfingers, Dilbert, hambone, Mr. Pancake, 0 FNGs: 1 0 COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:38:cold_face: Winds 16 Gusting 24 @ 270
WARMUP: SSH x20 Frankensteins x 10 IC Willie Mays Imperial Walkers x 10 IC Good mornings
THE THANG: Burpees x 10 Mosey Merkins x 10 IC Alabama Ass Kickers x 10 IC Mosey Diamond Merkins x 10 IC Mosey Carolina Dry Docks x 10 IC Fast Walk Makhtar N’Diayes x 20 IC Slowsey Crunch x 25 IC Dolly x 15 IC World War I x 20 Slowsey Burpees x 8 Mosey Merkins x 10 IC Alabama Ass Kickers x 10 IC Mosey Diamond Merkins x 10 IC Mosey Flutter Kicks x 12 IC American Hammer x 12 IC World War I x 25
MOLESKINE: How does hambone define a fast walk? Butterfingers hit the head midway…doors were unlocked.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: offthebooks Tuesday 5:30am Station Camp near the obstacle course Thursday 5:30am Whites Creek High School after-hours Tuesday 7pm Granite State of TN map bottom of the hill north of the capitol building
COT: Mr. Pancake starting new job soon Mr. Pancake’s daughters dance competition Horizon down range Friday visiting parents for a week
PLAYLIST: Gloomy silence and the occasional grunt

Sunday 5 mi Ruck / Hike

Date: 2026-03-15 AO: the_eddy Q: Juicy J PAX: FLO, Roadkill, Stubs, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: breezy & chill
WARMUP: left glute stretch
THE THANG: 5 mi ruck @ Burch Trail
MOLESKINE: Indians & 30A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Flo not pictured runs off to church
COT:
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