Month: June 2025

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Full Moon in June! Happy Halloween! =?utf-8?q??= 🎃 🐺 🌕

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Toothless
PAX: Oatmeal, DrRupp, Matador, Pepsi, Focker, Esposa, Pole Dancer, Betty Ford
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Perfectly pleasant, clear skies, bright as day

PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/59GuzDm447UdTWAVqQZlbo?si=1ca8db418ce14815

WARMUP:
– Side straddle hops x 31
– Zombie walk out & back
– Werewolfs (aka Downward Dog into Cobra and back) x 10
– Scorpions x 10

THE THANG:

Mosey to tennis courts (the upside down)

First, obligatory Burpee Thriller, listen to Thriller and do a burpee every time you hear the signature “thriller” in the chorus or something scary in the verses. Lots of scary stuff in that song!

Cue the Deck of Horrors!!!

Circle up and get ready to pull cards.
– Add 10 to digits (2-10)
– Face cards trigger 10 reps of a harder exercise
– Aces have their own devilry
– Next man up does half reps to keep the cards moving

Spades :spades:
– Digits = Squats
– Faces = Squat Jumps
– Ace = Broad Jump to the other fence and back
Clubs :clubs:
– Digits = LBC’s
– Faces = WW1’s
– Ace = 200 American Hammers (single count)
Hearts :heart:
– Digits = High Knees
– Royals = Hopping Hillbillies
– Ace = Cotton Eye Joe (High Knees with words, Hopping Hillbillies with instrumentals)
Diamonds :diamonds:
– Digits = Carolina Dry Docks
– Royals = Diamond Merkins
– Ace = Bear Crawl to fence and back

Back to post at 5 mins out for Howler Monkeys, I.e. monkey humper ring of fire. Got up to 4 each when increasing by 1 every 2 rounds.

MOLESKINE:

Cotton Eye Joe continues to be a fan favorite. The IT bands were burnin’! Got through all the aces too, pretty evenly spaced. Good all around work done by the PAX this AM!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– 4th of July Convergence!
– 6/26 Convergence @ greenmachine

COT:
– The men shared and I prayed us out to Jesus Christ, who is always with us

An absolute honor to lead men – thanks for indulging my out-of-season Q!

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Butterfly Tag & Tabata War

AO: the-knoll
Q: El Capitan
PAX: Half Lyfe, AAA, Papa Bear, Pitmaster, Derby, morning stār, Stubs, Sparrow, El Capitan, Tebow, Étouffée, Sooie, @Sandlot (2.0), @IceBox (2.0), @FishBiscuit (2.0), @Tonks (2.0), @Eagle (2.0), @Bookworm (2.0), @CreekRunner (2.0), @Bumblebee (2.0), @GabbyCat (2.0), @Foxy (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 22
CONDITIONS: Very foggy! Low 60s

WARMUP:

Climber stretches with some added back + quad work. So nice.

Took a mosey to the old Anderson house & back.

THE THANG:

Part 1 – Butterfly Tag

Mosey to lit cones in field.

Two pax are IT, trying to tag everyone else.

All PAX must perform “flying motion” while evading taggers (BACS, raise-the-roofs, Moroccan Night Clubs, etc.).

If tagged, you become a cocoon & perform 10x Lotus squats (arms clasped straight above head) before returning to game.

Game ends when 3 minute timer buzzes. Repeat with new taggers.

Part 2 – TABATA WAR

Mosey to flood table.

Count off into two teams.

4 identical Tabata stations for both teams, opposite sides of flood table.

Stations are:

Step-Ups
Bird Dogs
Elevated Merkins
LBC’s

30 seconds on, 15 seconds to rotate.

Deck of cards, shuffled & split on the flood table.

After a full round of exercises are complete, two pax will meet at the table to play a game of War. Best 3 out of 5.

Loser must flick the spinner of doom & their team will perform whatever the pointer lands on:

5 burpees
Sprint to backstop, mosey back
10 Lt. Dans
15 Carolina Dry Docks

Winners stay loose with Soviet Shakes

Played 5 rounds… Team #1 was victorious (3-2)!

MOLESKINE:

My girls & I experienced the joy of the Lord serving at a special VBS last week. Encouraged the PAX to look for opportunities to serve in your community & church alongside your kids. It is so worth it!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Check Slack & stay tuned for 4th of July Convergence! :flag:

COT:

Countorama, Nameorama, coffeteria enjoyed.

It was a pleasure to lead y’all this morning!

:el-capitan:

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Tortoise & Hare, Run #5

AO: thestronghold
Q: Red Skull
PAX: Right Said, Crawlspace, Judy, Young and Restless, Chunks, hambone, Salami, Barney, Decaf, Wendy’s, Ice Box, Stir Fry, Road Trip, Bobby Hill, Mutt, Singlet
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
CONDITIONS: Beautiful 63 degrees

WARMUP: Standard pre-run warm-up: SSH, Squats, IWs, WMHs, Stretching

THE THANG: Partner up and RUN!!! This morning we had 5 PRs from the 4:13 Strong men and at least 3 PRs for the F3 PAX. A great effort and attitude at The Stronghold today by all. This is the first class that has a real chance at reaching a sub-30 “All In” time.

MOLESKINE: The right partner can make us stronger, faster and better. We have seen some great improvements on Tuesday morning as we set intentional goals and work together to reach them. Thank you to the F3 PAX who have consistently joined us to run with this class. Only one more run to go.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Signing Day is 11:30am next Friday, 6/20.

COT: Bobby Hill closed our group by leading us in prayer.

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Get the Led Out

AO: detention
Q: Donkey Hammer
PAX: Uncle Jerry, EZ-Go, Accounts Receivable, Deep State, Esposa, Focker, Michael Freiburg, Movin On Up, Tinkertoy, Topanga
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: 65, moderate humidity

WARMUP:
1st warmup – ssh, wmh, gm
2nd warm up – walking imperial walkers, walking hillbillies, side shuffle left, side shuffle right, easy jog
3rd warmup – broga including down dog to up fog, cat/cow, squat rotations, runners stretch with a twist, prone snow angels, prone scorpions, Earl Fondas, SLR

THE THANG:
Bus hill: 10 jump squats and 20 APD top, jog to bottom, alligator merkins uphill halfway, then 20 lunges, then jog to top x 4 rounds

Playground: rounds of 5 bubkas, 10 v-ups, 20 J. Lo’s. till finish

MOLESKINE:
Contentment. May we strive to find it.

Deep State states friend, Daniel.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Major announcement coming to cruelhall this Friday.

Heads up for a July 4 convergence at handsomizer.

Thanks for the chance to lead and sweat with you guys today.

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An Alternate Path

AO: edwin_wrucking
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Stubs, Pitmaster, FLO, Gecko
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: Perfection

WARMUP: Stretching while we wait for Pitmaster to role in

THE THANG: Took an alternate path today behind Ensworth and around the Meadow.

MOLESKINE: Lots of fantastic mumblechatter and periods of silent reflection (usually while walking uphill).

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Let’s start thinking of a name for this AO!

COT: Q of the day, “I figured in 10 years, it would be 10 years later no matter what I did… So I decided to start making choices and actions that set me up for the life I wanted to live.” – Dad

Look ahead to where you want to be and start putting in the work now… either way the future will be there, where will you be?

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Mondays at Tora

AO: toratoratora
Q: Goose
PAX: Ultratecht, 40 Minutes, Third Coast, Space Baby, Goodwill, Longcut
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: perfect

WARMUP: Willie Mays Hays, Forward Fold, Arm circles, Arm stretches

THE THANG:
-Dora: 200 squats, merkins, SSH, while partner runs
-More Dora: 300 dips while partner run
-Lunges down and back
-Circle of Mary

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cornelia Fort Pickin Party this Saturday

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Put in the Work

AO: pain-train
Q: Pebbles
PAX: Siri, Stubs, Derby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS:
Warm and buggy

WARMUP:
Side Straddle Hops
BAC
BAC BAC
Windmills
Slow Squats
Inchworm to pick up coupons – 50m
Lunges (60) to playground

THE THANG: Stations x 5 rounds
Coupon Swings
Alternating Coupon Merkins
Burpee Pullups
50m Farmers carry as the timer

11s
Coupon Squat and Carolina Dry Docks

Mary: Flutter kicks and Heel Taps

MOLESKINE:
We got to talking about Goggins and ultramarathoners. Most people focus on their crazy achievements and see it as unattainable. I like to focus on their mindset and willingness to suffer. We all have the capacity to push ourselves and suffer. Let’s focus on pushing ourselves so we can achieve big things.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack

COT: Prayed us out

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Final Round of the Goblet of Ice Trifecta – Same 11s format, new battlefield—92 steps of pain

AO: handsomizer
Q: Natural Ice
PAX: Old Maid, Donkey Hammer, Tinkertoy, Cuban Missile, Topanga, Freakonomics, EZ-Go, Betty Ford, Cowboy, Natural Ice, Pound Puppy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
Handsomizer – June 6, 2025

Conditions: Stairway to sweat

Warm-O-Rama:
Quick stretch and Side Straddle Hops

The Thang – Triforce of Courage: Third times a Charm

Same 11s format, new battlefield—92 steps of pain.
– Bottom of the stairs: Burpees
– Top of the stairs: WWI Sit-Ups
Each round required a new movement up or down the staircase:
1. Bear crawl
2. Bunny hop
3. Crawl bear down
4. Lunges
5. Crab walk down
6. Imperial walker walk
7. Sprint (plain run)
8. High knees
9. Side shuffle (touch both feet to each step)
10. Lieutenant Dan (lunge + squat combo)
This was a grind. Courage was earned one step at a time.

Moleskin:
This wrapped the Goblet of Ice Trifecta:
– :white_check_mark: Power – Titan
– :white_check_mark: Wisdom – Green Machine
– :white_check_mark: Courage – Handsomizer
Whether you hit all three or just one, thanks for showing up and leaving it all out there.

Announcements:
– Bomber vs Handsomizer Ultimate next Friday
– 4th of July convergence at Handsomizer (TBD)
– CSAUP in planning – teams of 5
SYITG,
Natural Ice

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Welcome Back Struggle 004

AO: thestronghold
Q: SalPal , Chunks
PAX: bluemule, Dan and Dave, Wham-O, Sanctions, Papa Bear, Chunks, greyalbum, Crawlspace, Not-a-Sport, catfish, Penny Loafers, Shocker (Mark Holmes), Barney, toga, Decaf, Bobby Hill, Ice Box, Pick Me, Pope, Road Trip, Wendy’s, Stir Fry, Ambassador (F3 Annapolis), Mutt, Stage Dive
FNGs: None
COUNT: 26
CONDITIONS: Slightly moist.

WARMUP: A lot of side-shuffle hops and burpees, as it ought to be. Thanks to Chunks for getting the ball rolling.

THE THANG: 3 Groups rotating through sprints, burpees, and planks on a 1 minute timer, with 5 seconds to rotate. T-Claps to Dan and Dave for decreasing sub-30 second splits on all his sprints.

10 burpee salute to the Strugglers as they rolled in at 0600 hours.

Close with planks/”watersplashers” for Mary.

MOLESKINE: Great chatter and attitude today, and glad to be out in support of the men doing this latest Struggle. High concentrations of HIM on the 4:13 campus today.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Struggle 005 date TBD.

COT: Lift up the men that took on the Struggle the last 16 hours.

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Round 2 of the Goblet of Ice Trifecta

AO: greenmachine
Q: Natural Ice
PAX: Esposa, Cowboy, Shania, Matador, Black Lung, Betty Ford, Deep State, moneyshot, Natural Ice, LB
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
Backblast: Green Machine – June 5, 2025

Conditions: Humid, but rocking

Warm-O-Rama:
Quick warm-up with side straddle hops and dynamic stretches

The Thang – Triforce of Wisdom:
We brought back the 11s format from Titan, dropping the block and swapping the hill for a much longer full-length football field grind.

– Bottom of the Field: Burpees
– Far End of the Field: WWI Sit-Ups

Each round required a different movement to travel the length:
1. Bear crawl
2. Bernie (run backward)
3. Crawl bear
4. Walking lunges
5. Crab walk
6. Imperial walker walk
7. Sprint (plain run)
8. High knees
9. Side shuffle (switch sides halfway)
10. Lieutenant Dan (lunge + squat combo)

The PAX pushed hard, and everyone completed
No quit in this crew.

Moleskin:
This marked Round 2: Wisdom in the Goblet of Ice Trifecta. One more to go:
– :white_check_mark: Power – Titan
– :white_check_mark: Wisdom – Green Machine
– :fire: Courage – Handsomizer (June 6)

COT:
Prayers lifted for the Stronghold men and for those going through the struggle.
Announcements:
– Cruel Hall will be joining Handsomizer this Friday for the final Q of the series
– 4th of July convergence at Handsomizer details to be shared soon
– CSAUP in the works – teams of 5, details coming

SYITG,
Natural Ice