Month: November 2023

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Gorilla Strength

AO: the-knoll
Q: G-string (Eli Kresta)
PAX: morning star, AAA, The Banker, Pebbles, DB, Wolfpack, Timber, G-string (Eli Kresta), V-Max
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS:
Crisp and clear

WARMUP:
Jog to @g-string truck since I pulled up late. Mosey to the Stop sign and back to the truck where we unloaded coupons. Suicides with alligator crawl to the first light and back, Murder Bunny to the second light and back, Gorilla run to the third light and mosey back.

THE THANG:
First three exercises were “Hero Style” (first team to finish, ended the exercise for all)
Three rounds:
-Teammate 1, run to first light then 5 burpees, proceed to second light and repeat, then third and repeat.
-Teammate A, 25 Floor-to-ceilings with coupon
(@g-string and @AAA were the heroes)

Two Rounds
-Teammate 1, Gorilla Run Suicides to all three lanterns
-Teammate A, Coupon overhead presses until teammate 1 returns.
(@Timber and @The_Banker were our heroes)

Mosey to the playground
Three rounds
-Teammate 1, 10 pull-ups
-Teammate A, Shoulder taps until Teammate 1 is finished
(@AAA and @g-string were heroes again)

Slowsey back to the lanterns and back to the playground
Two rounds of pull-ups to failure
Circle of pain: All PAX hold high plank while first PAX does 10 merkins. Then the next PAX does 10, and so on until all have done merkins while the rest plank.

MARY:
Two rounds of 15 4-count LBCs in cadence.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Holiday Brew Ruck
New Year’s Day Convergence

COT:
Prayers of thanksgiving but also healing memories for @pebbles youngest child’s 1st birthday.

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Cold Balls Warm Heart

AO: atlantis
Q: Natural Ice
PAX: Red Skull, Hair Band, Subway, Natural Ice
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: 37F

WARMUP: SSH, Willy Mays Hays, and Good Mornings

THE THANG:

Traveling Tabata – 1 minute mosey and then 1 minute of an exercise. The goal was to never stop moving moving.

C – crunchy frogs
O – one legged Burpee
L – Lt Dans
D – diamond merkin

B – big boy sit ups
A – alternating shoulder taps
L – lunge
L – little baby crunch
S – squats

W – wide merkins
A – American hammers
R – Rocky balboa
M – monkey humpers

H – heels to the heavens
E – elbow jack – plank jack at low plank
A – air press
R – Russian twists
T – Turkish get up – lay down don’t use arms or use one to get up

Thank you @hairband for the opportunity to lead!

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Freezing Air, Burning Shoulders

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Young Pawn
PAX: Oatmeal, Bad Boy, DrRupp, Subway, sooner, Toothless, Bareback, moneyshot, Rocket Mortgage, Betty Ford, Pole Dancer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Cold and clear. First sub-freezing Middle Tooth beatdown of the season.

WARMUP:
🗣️ Disclaimer (including that YHC has a groin injury and will be tailoring workout to upper body)
🏃🏻‍♂️ GMs, arm circles, overhead presses, imperial walkers, hillbillys, mosey
🥊 Shadow boxing and hand target sparring

THE THANG:
45s exercise, 15s rest through the following. Circuit repeato after a 2 minute break.
– Overhead press
– Pull-ups
– Merkins
– Supermans
– Mountain climbers
– Burpess
– Blast off + shoulder taps
– Freddy Mercury
– Bear crawl
– Shoulder taps

Mosey to startex for a few minutes of Mary.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
🃏 Game night at La Casa de @Firefox this Saturday, details in #2ndf
🍻 Brewsday at 12 South Taproom next Tuesday
🎄 December 26th Convergence at Middle Tooth Q’d by @Oatmeal
🎆 January 1st Convergence Q’d by @Michelin_Man, details forthcoming

COT:
🙏🏻 Prayers for illness and death in the families of YHC, @Pole_Dancer, @Foxtrot_Talksalot, and @Bareback.
📖 Hear me when I call, O God, you have given me relief when I was in distress. Have mercy on me and hear my prayer. -Psalm 4
☕️ Festively flavored coffee by the inimitable @sooner.

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Window Shopping

AO: iiipillars
Q: wardas1
PAX: Pep, Focker, t-cell, Will Norton, Grape, Go Fish, princessaurora, Swiffer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS:

WARMUP:

    •    Side straddle hops
    •    Randy’s and arm circles (both ways)

Long mosey to the Hill Center to meet up with Kendra Scott.

THE THANG:

Countdown to CHRISTMAS: 3 sets of each exercise. Count down for each exercise starting at 27 reps for C, 26 for H, etc – run flight of stairs between reps
C – crab cakes (crab position and alternating toe touch) – 2 count
H – Hillbillies (Imperial walkers but elbows go to sides) – 2 count
R – Rockette Dips or squats (leg kick with dip or squat) – 2 count
I – Iron Mikes (jumping lunges) – 2 count
S – Squat jumps
T – T, Y, I’s – 3 count
M – Merkins
A – AL prom dates
S – star jumps

Long mosey back to flag.

MARY:

– LBCs
– Scissor Kicks
– Heels to Heaven

COT:
Prayers for @Pep’s dad’s marriage, healing for many in the St. Paul community, and Kelly’s healing and recovery

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Sidekicks (Keep Fighting)

AO: the-knoll
Q: Sooie
PAX: AAA, DB, G-string (Eli Kresta), morning star, Pebbles, Sooie, The Banker, Timber, Wolfpack, VMax (recently moved from Katy TX), Smotz (2.0), Bumblebee (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS:
Cold and clear. 🌕

WARMUP:
Mosey to stop sign and back.
15 SSH
15 Imperial walkers
10 low slow squats
10 slow merkins
10 Willie Mays Hays
OYO stretches 1 minute

THE THANG:
5 cones, each 10 paces apart.

Return trips from cone 5 to cone 1 were alternating sprints, slip-line uppercut drills.
Plank for the 6’s

4 double-sidekicks low/high at each cone.
Return
4 squat punches at each cone.
Return
4 tuck jumps at each cone.
Return
4 more squat punches at each cone.
Return
4 burpee, jab, cross combos at each cone.
Return
Repeated the full sequence 2x

10 minutes of single-flag Capture the Flag. If you get tagged, 5 burpees or sprint to your base to return to the game. If anyone dropped the flag, everyone does 5 burpees.

MARY:
None

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
New years Day convergence.

COT:
When I was a kid, Sidekicks (Chuck Norris, Jonathan Brandis) was one of my favorite movies. Since my brother passed away last week, I’ve been reflecting a lot on the past and how we grew up. Still processing through all of it but a couple things stand out. Community is vital. Inevitably we’ll each face a moment when we’re tempted to give up. When that happens, we need the strength of those around to help carry us through it.

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Hobblin Gobbler Part 2

AO: thestronghold
Q: Chunks
PAX: Red Skull, Hacker (Franklin), Hair Band
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS:
BRISK!!

Promptly started the Hobblin Gobbler course at 5:30 am, with the all important RUN from Red Skull.

It was a great way to start the day. Be on the lookout for next weeks location and route.

SYITG,
Chunks

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Blood and Honey

AO: bomber
Q: Salpal
PAX: Chunks, Right Said, Firefox, Solo Cup, Puzzlah, Cuban Missile, Detective Pikachu, hambone, DintyMoore, Papa Bear, Critical Fail
FNGs: 1 Critical Fail
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS:
Full from Thanksgiving dinner.

WARMUP:
A simple warning that this was gonna suck.

THE THANG:
Crawlbear up the hill. Bearcrawl to islands in parking lot, 5 burpees at each. Bearcrawl Paula Abduls. Bearcrawl back down the hill. Pullups, burpees and big boy situps from 1 to 7 and back down again, ‘cuz people wanted to stop bearcrawling.

MARY:
Dealers Choice

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Brewruck Dec. 16th.
– Game Night @ Firefox Residence Dec. 2
– Jan. 1st convergence.

COT:
– Prayers for the homeless of Nashville.
– Prayers for safe travels of loved ones.

Coffee at Star Bagel.

Sincerely,
MeanPal

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Drive-by

AO: thebuffalo
Q: greyalbum
PAX: greyalbum
FNGs: None
COUNT: 0
CONDITIONS: Toasty

WARMUP: Was already pretty warm

THE THANG: Looked around in all directions for possible PAX

Poured myself a cup of coffee

Drove away at 5:33am 😂

MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Happy Thanksgiving let me know if you want to grab a Q spot!

COT:

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The Thanksgiving Special

AO: the-knoll
Q: Timber
PAX: El Capitan, Timber, AAA, Malibu, morning star, Smoltz (2.0), Icebox (2.0), Bumblebee (2.0), Iowa (2.0), Curbside Pickup
FNGs: 1 Curbside Pickup
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: A chilly 30 degrees

WARMUP: The Motivator, Merkins (10 ct IC), Slow squats (10 ct IC), stretches: hip flexor, hamstring, anything you need (covered F3 mission, 5 core principles, credo here)

THE THANG: 3 groupings of workouts, 3 sets per grouping
Group 1: body weight squats, merkins, side straddle hops (15 reps each)
Group 2: single leg balance touches, pull-ups, squat jumps (10 reps each)
Group 3: bear crawl (10 yards), crab walk (10 yards), burpee w/out merkin at bottom (10 reps)
run the hill after each grouping when waiting for the 6 to finish

Gratitude Run: ran 1 mile together with 3 stops to hear gratitude callouts (all 9 PAX had a call out)

MARY: None

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cold plunge following workout at @Morning_star ‘s house!

COT: 1 year ago my Dad had quadruple bypass surgery. For much of my life I’ve viewed him as an unstoppable force, but he has become a fragile human. In reflecting on his situation, I understand we are all fragile, and to not take anyone for granted. Let’s make showing gratitude to others a part of our daily lives.

Thanks for coming out in the gloom this morning! @Malibu, thanks for bringing your brother – it was a pleasure for us all to meet him. @El_Capitan, thanks for your contagious joy. Seeing you race the kids across the field to end the run was awesome! @Morning_star, thank you for the cold plunge special! It broke me! Happy thanksgiving to all of you!
– Timber

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it’s all in the family

AO: middle-tooth
Q: sooner
PAX: Oatmeal, Toothless, TheShield, Subway, DrRupp, sooner, Young and Restless, rainbow-rodeo, 1
FNGs: 1 1
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS:

WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: