Purple Cow – GW’s Birthday 1 Day Early – 2022/2/21

PAX: Umbrella, Not a Sport, Barkley, Venus, Garfield, Faulkner, Olan Mills

QIC: Boone’s Farm

Conditions: mid 40’s

WOR:

Mosey to BHS track for 1 lap than circle up:

  • SSH x20
  • Squats x10
  • LBAC F/R x10
  • Michael Phelps x10
  • Air Presses x10
  • Merkins x10

Thang:

Mosey to goal line.  Even though 1 day away, we’re celebrating George Washington’s birthday this morning 2/22/22:

  • Merkins x22, LBC x22, spring to 50, catch breath, sprint to other goal line
  • Squat Jumps x22, American Hammers x22 IC, spring to 50, catch breath, sprint to other goal line
  • CDD x22, Wrestling Bridges x22, spring to 50, catch breath, sprint to other goal line
  • Lunges x22, Flutters x22 IC, spring to 50, catch breath, sprint to other goal line
  • Repeat x3

Mosey back to start for COT:

Prayers for Not a sport’s mom battling depression, Hug’s niece’s cancer, House on the prairie Marine OCS, Merida and wife’s jobs keeping them apart for next several months, Umbrella’s wife’s change of treatment

Great effort by all this morning.  Coffee fellowship enjoyed by all.

Always an honor,

BF

TEMPO / TUT

ShortSOC

TEMP : 26
GLOOM FACTOR : Mod

PAX : Boone’s Farm, Black Widow, Olan Mills, Hugs not Drugs, Penny Loafers, Faulkner, Red Skull, NotASport, TOGA, Ponzi, Venus, Barkley, Nurse Rached, Bagger Vance
QIC : BV

Disclaimer

Mosey
WOR :
SSH
IW
HB
COBRA
DOWNWARD DOG

THANG :
TEMPO / TUT

10 X merkins, squats, pistol lbc 5 ct Cadence
10 X Burpees, GMA

RUN LAP

10 X merkins, Mtn climbers, f Kix 5 ct cadence
10 X Burpees, Cherry Pickers

RUN LAP

10 X Merkins, squat jumps, Superman’s 5 ct cadence
10 X Burpees, Chain Breakers

RUN LAP

10 X Merkins, lunges, ola dolly 5 ct cadence
10 X Burpees, American Hammers

Mosey back to StartEx

Wall Sits : Regular, RT leg only, LT leg only

Bear crawl from the wall to

MARY:
5’ Plank Progression

Time

NMM: Thank y’all for bearing w me on the new cadence call and for partnering up to ensure proper form for your PAXters. Very little MC due in large part to the coolish weather. Grateful for the Leadership of Boone’s Farm, TOGA, Black Widow, et al in Bwood.

BH: Prayers up for Hugs Not Drugs niece, Carly and for Umbrella’s wife.
Convergence Franklin 26 Feb 0600-0730. Coffeeteria after. Hit up Hoser for details.

YHC,
🎒🐜

The Return of the Block Party

PAX: Pipes, Shaguar, Pusher, Jimmy John, Astaire, Moonwalk, Works for a Guy, Hambone, Bagger Vance, Detective Pikachu, Crawl Space, Dan and Dave, D frost, Red Skull, Toga QIC), The Black Widow

Gloom Factor: Nil, 70  and Sunny

A hearty sixteen posted to get a little better in the gloom.  It went something like this:

Disclaimer, mosey to everyone’s favorite gravel lot, standard issue WOR (including nipple sharpeners), then lineup for some grass drills= PAX in one line facing the fence, chop legs like the mountain climber, and then roll right, left and forward based on the Q’s cadence.  Complete 4 rounds

Partner up, mosey to block pile and collect one block for each team before heading to the bball court.  Lineup on the baseline for some block work:

  1. Round 1: P1 bear crawl down the court and mosey back while P2 executes block shoulder presses, flapjack and repeato x3
  2. Round 2: P1 Carryovers down and back while P2 executes block squats, flapjack and repeato x3
  3. Round 3: P1 burpee broad jump down and mosey back while P2 executes WWII with blocks, flapjack and repeato x3
  4. Round 4: P1 lunge down and mosey back while P2 executes block curls, flapjack and repeato x3
  5. Round 5: P1 crab walk down and mosey back while P2 executes block swings flapjack and repeato x3

Deliver blocks back to the deck in a nice, neat pile, and conduct some very quick Mary in the parking lot while waiting for the 6.

Announcements: See Red Skull’s note in channel about a 5k to run with the 4:13 speedsters, see BV’s note (in ‘main’ channel) about an upcoming convergence in Franklin.  Prayers for Pusher’s son turning ONE TODAY!!

NMM:  It’s always an honor to lead at 4:13.  Most of us haven’t faced the challenges these young men have in their rearview or the ones they have in front of them.  Stay humble, work hard, support the man next to you, and enjoy a jock jams playlist where appropriate.

Stay Classy,

Toga

 

Ice Storm?

PAX: @t-cell @Tim the Toolman @hambone @McAfee @bluemule @Vector @Pop-A-Lock @Michelin Man @toga (QIC)

Gloom Factor:  Nil.  70 and Sunny

Lucky number 9 posted in an alleged ice storm to get a little better this morning.  It went something like…

Circle up next to cars, lineup most of the weights in YHC’s home gym, and commence with standard issue WOR.  Mosey up and down the parking lot a few times to get the ol’ ticker going then lineup for bean bad toss=

Each PAX lines up at a station to execute an exercise whilst one member of the PAX tosses a sandbag a predetermined distance and back, run to the end of the lot, rotate to the next station and repeato.  The exercise for today’s outing included:

  • Alternating offset merkins
  • Goblet squats
  • Kb swings
  • Tricep press
  • Jump rope
  • Man makers
  • Med ball slams
  • Dumbbell side raises

Time!

Announcements:  Get training for GrowRuck 27, get yourselves to 4:13 next week, and enjoy keeping the kids busy since they’re all home from school.

NMM: YHC was terribly excited to receive an offer to Q at Bomber (a first), and the opportunity to take Hambone’s Q made it all the sweeter.  The PAX quickly learned that the main part of the driveway was relatively clear of ice, but the parking spaces were slippery as whale s@&t!  We managed to complete almost 3 times through the circuit and got to witness some sweet form on the sandbag lift and toss.  The coffee is all the better when Pop a Lock buys!

Stay Classy,

Toga

MARSOC, Back Spasms and Epistaxis

31 Jan 22

MARSOC

Temp : 30
Gloom : Moderate
PAX : W4AG, D Frost, Movin on Up, Cinderella, Bagger Vance (QIC)

Day started out poorly for YHC with a bloody nose that lasted most of the AM. Quick Disclaimer then Mosey out on the Too Tall loop only to realize we lost Cinderella due to a back spasm.
Return back to StartEx to retrieve Cinderella and perform

WOR (D Frost retrieved a tampon for YHC to stem the blood flow. Didn’t really work as desired)

SSH X 20 IC
SQUATS SnL X 10 IC
Cobra x 10 IC
Downward Dog x 10 IC
IW X 10 IC
HB X 10 IC
WMH X 10 IC

(Discard Nosepon)

THANG
MARSOC SC w Laps
RI
30 Merkins (SGL)
30 Squats (SGL)
30 F Kix (IC)
10 Burpees
10 Windmills
LAP
RII
30 Merkins (SGL)
30 MTN Climbers (IC)
30 Pistol Crunches
10 Burpees
10 Chain Breakers (IC)
LAP
RIII
30 Merkins (SGL)
30 SSH (IC)
30 Supermans
10 Burpees
10 Cherry Pickers
LAP
RIV
30 Merkins
30 Lunges
30 Hello Dollies
10 Burpees
10 American Hammers
Mosey to playground
3 Rounds max Dead Hang Pull Ups

To StartEx
Inch Worm
Peter Parker
(RnR in Rev)

Mary:
APD X 30 IC
Plank Progression

TIME

NMM:
Cinderella and YHC really showed our age with his back spasm and my uncontrollable bloody nose.
Sorry the workout wasn’t as intense as planned; had to adopt and overcome.

BH:
Willa, D Frost’s 2.0 is now potty trained.