Month: April 2019

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The Pound 4/18/2019 – Scrooge (Virgin Q)

Conditions: Mid 60’s

QIC: Scrooge (Virgin Q) and Sterno (Co-Q)

PAX: Old Hickory, Nimbus 1500, Stats, TV Guide, Staples, Type O+, Mufasa, Creeper, Wolverine, and Kermit.

Disclaimer:

Mosey around the parking lot for a Show Me lap but he didn’t appear so we had to keep moving without his world class mumble chatter. Scrooge takes the lead and issues a sneaky beat down of epic proportions.

Warmorama:

SSH x 10 (IC)
LBAC x 10 (IC)
Reverse LBAC x 10 (IC)

THANG #1:

Partner one kneels down (knees on the ground, head between the knees) while Partner two jumps over Partner ones back. After Partner two jumps over Partner one, Partner one high planks and V ups so Partner two can bear crawl under Partner one. Rinse and repeat until Partner one completes 10 reps. Partners switch exercises, rinse and repeat until Partner two completes 10 reps.

THANG #2:

Partner one does AMRAP Merkins while partner two Burpee Broad Jumps to light poll and moseys back to starting line. Partners switch exercises, rinse and repeat until each group completes 200 merkins.

THANG #3:

Partner one does AMRAP WWI’s while partner two Bear Crawls to light poll and moseys back to starting line. Partners switch exercises, rinse and repeat until each group completes 200 WWI’s.

THANG #4:

Partner one does AMRAP Squats while partner two Lunge Walks to light poll and moseys back to starting line. Partners switch exercises, rinse and repeat until each group completes 150 Squats.

THANG #5:

Mosey to Pain Ground for some upper body work.

Partner one does AMRAP Merkins while partner two completes a set of ten pull-ups. Partners switch exercises, rinse and repeat.

THANG #6:

Partner one does AMRAP WWI while partner two completes another set of ten pull-ups. Partners switch exercises, rinse and repeat.

Mosey back to Parking Lot.

Mary:

Co-Q takes over at this point for a little bit of Mary

Flutter Kicks (IC x 31)

LBC (IC x 15)

Right Side LBC (OYO x 10)

Left Side LBC (OYO x 10)

High Plank and Hold/ Low Plank and Hold

Recover

Plank Jacks (IC x 10)

Low Plank Jacks (IC x 10)

Times Up

Count O Rama/ Name O Rama/ COT

Great work out there today men! I’m definitely gonna feel that beatdown tomorrow. Way to bring the heat on your first “Q” Scrooge. Looking forward to the sequel.

Prayer Requests/ Announcements

Pray for Creepers Family.

Pray for Scrooge and his mother. After a routine exam, the doctors found an area of density that needs further evaluation.

Pray for Soccer Mom

Third Thursday lunch at Oscars. Thanks for heading this up Type O+!

F3 Nolensville’s first CSAUP is coming up on May 4th, 2019. Get your minds right! There is another Gauntlet training pre-party opportunity this Saturday at The Forge (5:15am-6:00am)

Sterno/ Scrooge

 

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Shaq Time!

PAX: Hot Route, Hot n Ready, Bagger Vance, Hambone, Red Skull, Pop a Lock, Khakis, Brother-at-Law, CCR, Big Stick, Fox Trot Talks a Lot, Tool Time, Toga (Q2), Danasaur, B&B, Baby, Febreeze, Legally Blonde, Play Station, Sir Topham Hat, Paw Patrol, Lil’ Jon, Dubs,  3 Stacks, Shaq (Q1), Mitch, Dreads, Big Lank

30 redwoods posted for block therapy at The Stronghold.  Here’s how it went down:

Quick disclaimer then mosey to South field and commence warmarama= high knees, side shuffles, SSH, merkins, burpees, arm circles

Mosey back to cinder block pile, each pair grabs one block then mosey to basketball court for Blockfest Stronghold Edition= 1: toe-to-toe w partner for situps while passing block, 2: P1 lunges w block while P2 SHH repeato x2, 3: P1 lunges w block while P2 mtn climber x2, 4: P1 and P2 side shuffle while doing chest passes w block, 5: P1 set of 10 block presses while P2 high knees switch and repeato x3, 6: P1 set of 10 squats while P2 mtn climber switch x3, 7: P1 behind the head tricep extensions P2 bear crawls switch x3, 8: P1 block swings while P2 backwards run then sprint back switch x3

Circle up for Mary: burpees in cadence, flutter kicks, leg raises, bicycles

Announcements: See CSAUP channel for special Memorial Day option, See 3rd F channel for Dupree’s leadership lunch, and the East folks are doing the last soft launch at Shelby Park this week.

NMM:  YHC has been looking forward to leading a workout with Shaq since week one.  He did not disappoint with several instances of calling out burpees (1 in cadence) and several block exercies that YHC hadn’t even thought of.  Someone must have done some preparation, and that’s a great sign of taking ownership and shouldering the responsibility of leadership.  Keep it up!

Stay Classy,

Toga

PS: I’m missing a few names on the PAX list, so feel free to sound off.

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III Pillars – 4/16/2019 – “Bernie Hill”

After all the hill work we’ve done recently we decided to name the hillside entrance to St. Paul track “Bernie Hill” since we are often doing “Bernie’s” on it.

QIC: Boone’s Farm

PAX: En Fuego, Silver Medal

Conditions: nice crisp clear 48

WOR:

  • SSH x20
  • WMH x10
  • BAC x10 F/R

Thang:

Mosey around front of St. Paul while discussing how I can’t seem to attract the crowd like Silver Medal last week, we circled around to go up “Bernie Hill” and run 2 laps around track and back to bottom of hill.  11’s with Burpees at bottom Bernie up and APD at top; quickly realize that downhill isn’t really any relief.

All in we mosey 2 laps and then complete DORA, but 50% larger for the 3 PAX total (150 merkins, 300 squats, 450 flutter kicks 2-count), 1 running others doing reps.

2 more laps ending at pull-up bars, 1 partner runs lap, 1 does pull-ups AMRAP, 1 does Swerkins AMRAP, rotate thru

4 more laps, with Mary mixed in rotating PAX choice; finish with mosey back to parking lot.  All 3 stayed for Dunkin.

Great job guys, I know none of us were 100% this morning but all pushed each other well.

En Fuego has leadership lunch for April, finalizing details, watch general channel for update.

Thanksgiving for the provision of salvation by Jesus’ life, death and resurrection that we remember and celebrate this week.  Encourage one another to be mindful of this reality.

Always good fellowship with y’all.

Boone’s Farm

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The Racetrack 4.17.19

Baker’s dozen for a beautiful morning of garage work at The Racetrack. BV and Bigbang showed up after an unsanctioned 10K (less a few steps for BV while he took a bio break). But I digress…

PAX: Bagger Vance, Penny Loafers, Razor, Life Champ, Black Widow, CAPS LOCK, Double Check, Dr. Smartt, Big Bang, Offshore, Tampa Libra, Boone’s Farm, Razorback (Q).

Conditions: Mint.

WOR: Mosey to usual parking lot, SSH x 15, GM x 15, WMH x 15, BACs x 10 forward and backward, Mountain Climbers x 15, Merkins x 10, Squats x 10. Starting at the bottom of the west staircase…burpees x 5, up the stairs, burpees x 5, down east staircase, burpees x 5, up the east staircase, burpees x 5, down the west stair case, burpees x 5. Heart rate = elevated.

THANG: Starting at bottom of each ramp of the parking garage, perform 20 reps of exercises below, sprint to top of ramp, slow mosey recover to bottom of next ramp. Each round was 5 sets of exercises/sprints.

Round 1 – Legs: squats, squat jumps, reverse lunge, split squat jumps, tuck jumps. Sprint forward up ramps.

Round 2 – Arms: HR merkins, Carolina dry-docks, close grip merkins, Caroline dry-docks (FYI I lack creativity), merkins. Sprint backward up ramps.

Round 3 – Abs: V-ups, cockroaches, LBCs, box cutters, windshield wipers. Side shuffle up ramps.

Round 3 finished about 90 seconds before 6:15, so we hustled back to home base and arrived about 1 minute over time.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Leadership lunch later this month at Crievewood Baptist. Monitor Slack for more details from Dupree/BV.

Razor confirmed that The Skunk is an AO and people show up and do exercises there from time to time. If you’re interested. 

Pleasure to be with you men this morning.

#wps

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Beary Fun Hill Work with 3D @ BrokenWheel

Multiple PAX went and PP’d on the Playground and Bridge: 3rd Degree, Staples, Kermit, Altidore, Creeper, and eventually Typo+ & Nimbus. Strong showing of 7!

Max Pull-ups at the PainGround then partner helps Pax get 3 more negatives or slight assist. Keep track and push your limits! Mosey to the bridge where Typo+ joined us during the Mosey to Bear Crawl and Crawl Bear the Bridge. Nimbus joined me at the finish line and then started off with little/no rest halfway to complete the bridge. Strong work!

5:30 is upon us, let’s go!

14 PAX: Sterno, Nimbus 1500, HushPuppy, Creeper, Altidore, Mufasa, Kermit, Show Me, Mic Drop, Typo+, Staples, Netflix, FNG “Mickey” & 3D(QIC)

Warm-up/Disclaimer:

  • Jog around parking lot x 1 (then circle up)
  • SSH IC x 10
  • SJ IC x 10
  • IW IC x 10
  • Tempo Squat IC x 10
  • Tempo Merkins IC x 10
  • Inchworm stretch Merkins OYO x 10

Along the way:
Speed bump 1: 5 Balls to Wall
Speed bump 2: 30 Merkins

THE mini-HILL: (Creekside from MillCreek)
Partner Carry up the hill until Cedar Brook Ln crosses. FlapJack as often as needed to make it up. ~500ft or 1.66 football fields for those keeping track at home. Oh yeah, and it’s UPHILL. Plank and wait for the 6.

DEADEND HILL: (Cedar Brook Ln)

Alternate Wheelbarrow carry and bear crawls as needed. Flapjack as needed to make it up the hill. LBC to the 6. ~400ft or 1.33 football fields for those keeping track at home. Oh yeah, and it’s UPHILL. FNG and Nimbus killed this together. Good work!

The way back:
Time to start moseying back to the park, but first, let’s bear crawl down the hill on Creekside. Freddie Mercury for the 6. That was fun!

panda rolling GIF

Along the way:
Speed bump 1: Plank and Wait
Speed bump 2: Step up and Knee to Elbow for the 6s

Back at the park…

BearCrawl Sled work 80 ft each partner x 2

To the Lot…

Minute of Mary (MoM): 

Plank Progression with 3x Hip Dips each side

CoT/Numbers/Names/Christening of FNG

We forgot to do 9th man. We did Christen and welcome Sponsor Nimbus’ FNG Blake who does Ultras, wife works for Disney Planning….Ultra > MicUltra > Mickey. Welcome Mickey!

What we Learned:

  • Way to rep F3Nolensville at WarpathXI Sterno!
  • Thanks to Kermit for Coffee!!! So cool to hang out with other guys for an extended time of fellowship.
  • ShowMe MC is so good.
  • Nimbus loves a good crawl…
  • Missing OGs Tebow, Barney, NumbTucks…the list goes on…
  • Discussed what F3 means and spoke to the PAX about why Christians celebrate this week and Good Friday/Easter especially.

Post Party: YHC led us in Sunrise Sampler of 16 DIDs and Jumps.

BullHorn:

  • The Gauntlet is coming! 5/4/19 F3Nolensville’s first CSAUP event. Today was in prep for that…it will be 2.5-3 hours, ~8 miles, 5 AOs, endless memories…we will be getting ready over the next month with 45 minute (extended) PREParties before the Forge on Saturdays. Sterno is on this week. Lace up your sneakers for a field trip…
  • RagDoll is planning F3Dads local event for May 19th and F3Franklin is hosting one April 28th as well. Sunday afternoons. Free event with kid-friendly 45 minute workout with snacks and drinks afterward.
  • Very excited to have 2 V(co)Qs coming up with Sterno/Scrooge Thursday and Kermit/Staples  Saturday. Come out in support fellas!

Thanks for following my lead today,

3D-out!

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GANUTLET themed Defiant Workout

GLOOM FACTOR: cold and gloomy

 

Three PAX went and PP’d on the Playground: 3rd Degree, Nimbus1500, Old Hickory. 6x WWIs, 7 x Jump Squats, 8 x Underdoggies for 9 rounds

 

PAX in Attendance: 3rd Degree, Old Hickory, Nimbus1500, Wolverine, Nacho Libre, Hush Puppy (yes, a sub-40 deg post!!), Ragdoll, Typo+ (QIC)

 

MumbleChatter: high for 8 PAX

 

Warm-Up Mosey, Disclaimers

 

Warm-Ups:

12x SSH IC

12x Seal Jacks IC

12x LBAC IC

12x rLBAC IC

Stretch OYO

 

Today we do a GAUNTLET themed workout in preparation for Nolensville’s first CSAUP on Saturday, May 4th (may the fourth be with you).  We did below as prescribed.  Was going to repeat G,A,U,N,L,E, but only repeated G,A,U due to time constraints.  Moseyed to PainGround after “A” to complete remainder of exercises.

 

G – Gas Pump x 40 [Start in the LBC position and straighten your legs to the Dolly position and then back to the LBC position.]

A – Air Drama x 40 [bodyweight squat with a calf raise at the end of standing up]

U – Underdoggy x 20 [supine pull-up hanging below a swing] – careful of the H2O

N – Nolan Ryan x10 each side [Start in a side plank position with your ungrounded arm extended. Complete a punching motion as if someone, namely Robin Ventura, were under your other arm]

T – The Bruce Merkin x20 [start in regular Merkin Pose with one leg crossed over the other at the ankle. When you come back up on the Merkin switch legs.]

L – Lt Danger x 20 [Lt. Dans plus a merkin. The sequence goes lunge-lunge-squat-merkin] – several PAX lost count on the complexity of the movements.

E – Escalator – 10 Burpees, 20 Tuck Jumps, 30 Merkins, 40 squats, 50 lunge walks (1 per leg). Short lap to end of sidewalk between reps.

T – THUNDERSTRUCK! – done to Thunderstruck by AC/DC.  [complete 1 Burpee for every “thunder!” that is heard in the song. Plank during the rest of the song]

 

And that, my friends, spells GAUNTLET.

 

Mosey back to parking lot to finish up.  Q was going to end 4 minutes early, but who wants that?  Hushpuppy sure don’t!  Mary requested and led by HushPuppy:

Flutter Kicks

LBCs

Am I forgetting something?

 

Count-o-rama, CoT, Announcements

 

  • Wolverine’s 7 yr old neighbor was hit by a car over the weekend.
  • SoccerMom
  • Third Thursday Lunch – details to come via Slack
  • when do we get a HushPuppy Q?

 

 

Post-Party: Sunrise Sampler with 3rd Degree, Ragdoll, Typo+, and Old Hickory (closing out his morning trifecta!). 10 Clerkins and 10 Floating Starfish

 

 

As always, humbled to lead such a great group of guys.

 

Remember, be kind this week.  You never know what someone else is dealing with.  Be kind and patient.  Be the type of friend you want others to be to you.

 

 

TYPO+

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Stanley Cup Playoffs at The Forge

4/13/19

Location: The Forge

Conditions: Upper 50s tapering light showers ending with the PREParty

QIC: 3rd Degree (PREParty) Stats (Thangs)

Pax: 3rd Degree, Mufasa, Numbtucks, TV Guide, Netflix (Pre-vac after PREParty) Nimbus 1500, Barney Fivel, Typo+, Peaches (FNG), Show Me, Mr. Hollands Opus, Kermit, Stats.

Disclaimer

9 Pax Embarked on a 45 minute PREParty led by 3rd Degree.

Show me lap for Typo, then Indian Run down the greenway with a speed bump by the lake to stretch. F-Barre near completion, as Numbtucks saunters in to join the fun. Indian run continued to Nolensville Elementary with a speed bump along the way; Crawl Bear the small bridge. At the school, 25 APDs on the large balls, BC two light poles, (about 60 yds) CB to the balls (About 40 yds) Burpees to the 6. To the pain ground for AMRAP Pull up set followed by three Negatives and three GMs. IR back to the Forge with a 15 Merkin speed bump along the way. All in by 6:03 total 3.5 miles. Good work PREPartiers getting ready for the Gauntlet!!!

Disclaimer

Warmorama

SSH, SJs, CSs, CPs, WMHs, Mosey around the lot to the football field.

Thang 1

Hockey is a lot of skating up the ring switching to defense then skating backwards, with a lot of physicality along the way.

Suicide Burpee Apocalypse Pyramid.

Pax Mosey started on the goal line, mosey to the ten, perform one Burpee, politician back to the goal line, mosey to the twenty, perform two Burpees, continue this pattern until reaching the other goal line, ten Burpees then politician back, mosey to the opposite ten for nine Burpees and work their way down the Pyramid. Routine called after 30 minutes, a few PAX almost completed the circuit.

Thang 2

It takes 12 wins to win the Stanley Cup, wait nope it takes 16 wins to win the Stanley Cup (thanks 3D for keeping the Q honest.

PAX then executed a round of 16s, similar to 11s, with the two exercise areas of the goal line and 50 yard line. Exercises were HRCs (hand release clap merkins) and Warhammers (WWI with 2 American Hammers at the top) both of which were invented, to our knowledge, in Nolensville. Circuit called after 25 minutes. Pax finished with an “all you got left” 100 yard sprint.

Countorama/Nameorama

FNG Peaches Welcome!

9th Man Kermit, thanks for sharing. If any PAX are walking through similar struggles Kermit mentioned, please reach out to Kermit for support.

Bullhorn

  • Prayed for Barney’s small group friend who is currently missing.
  • Soccer Mom
  • First Nolensville CSAUP Gauntlet May the 4th.
  • Shoutouts to everyone for pushing to get better and bringing FNGs, keep giving it away!!
  • Take time to slow down and press into Holy Week this year and soak in its meaning.

If any PAX has questions about Holy Week or anything mentioned in COT please reach out to Me or any of the AO leaders (Numbtucks, 3rd Degree, Tebow, Typo)

It was an Honor to lead, thank you for the opportunity.

-Stats

 

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4/12/19: Putts and Punishment

Location: Bomber

Conditions: 60s and wonderful

QIC: Pumpkin Spice

PAX: Bad Boy, Bareback, Crablegs, Crawlspace, DFrost, Duplex, Firefox, Hambone, Harvey Updike, Hi-Viz, Lunch Lady, Maximus (WL from The Fort), Pop-a-Lock, Porcelain, Right Said, Tiny Dancer, Toothless, Vector

With Day 1 of the Masters complete, the PAX entreated my PGA affection by participating in a Masters-themed workout.

THE THANG

After a brief disclaimer, the PAX went for a quick mosey to the top deck parking lot for an even briefer Warmorama.

Warmorama :

  • SSH x 18
  • LBAC x 18
  • rLBAC x 18

Main Event:

After the Warmorama, the PAX made their way over to the putting green for some instructions. Here it goes. The PAX would take turns with their attempt at sinking 3 8-foot putts. While the one PAX was putting, the others held plank; meanwhile, jeers and mumblechatter abounded. After the putts, all the the PAX would do a Brooks and Bryson (co-leaders after Day 1 of the Masters) Broad Jump 100 feet down the parking lot and then make their way back. Plank was held awaiting the six. After the all-in, the putting PAX would call out a core exercise, which YHC would lead in cadence. Then the next PAX would try their hand at putting, and the cycle would continue until just about everyone had putt and chosen a core exercise for us to do together. Here is how the putting played in to the workout:

  • Every core exercise was completed in cadence to a count of thirty; however, the count would be decreased by ten for every putt that a PAX made (i.e. make two putts, we only do a count of ten; make one putt, we do a count of 20; etc.)
  • If a PAX makes at least one putt, the travel exercise coming back from the broad jumps was just an easy Mickelson Mosey
  • If a PAX misses all three putts, then the traveling exercise back from the broad jumps was a “Golden Bear” Crawl
  • If a PAX makes all three putts, then the broad jump is skipped an the PAX just do an easy mosey around the putting green (no one did this)

Core exercises included, but were not limited to, the following:

  • LBC
  • Happy Crunchy Frogs
  • Flutter Kicks
  • Hello Dolly
  • WWI
  • WWII
  • Box Cutters
  • J-Los
  • V-ups
  • American Hammers
  • Alternating Heel Touches

With five minutes left, YHC laid down an ultimatum. I would take my shot at three putts — if YHC made all three, the PAX would have to do 30 burpees. If I missed any putts, YHC would have to do 30 burpees. After setting up my 8 foot putts, the PAX collectively jeered and made me back up to 10 footers. Happy Gilmore quotes abounded, as did incorrect advice on the line of the putt; but, alas, YHC was only briefly distracted. All three putts were sank. YHC joined the PAX in their burpee punishment. We all then made our way back to the shovelflag for COR, COT, and BOM.

MOLESKIN

  • Many Happy Gilmore quotes abounded, in the best kind of way.
  • In the perpetual theme of getting better and doing exercises the correct way, the PAX learned the proper form for a broad jump: Two feet. Leave both feet at the same time. No extra steps. Jump. Stop. Jump again.

BULLHORN

  • Prayers for a family friend dealing with postpartum depression, the loss of a grandparent, and a family friend going through a divorce
  • Celebration of the great fundraising for 4:13 Strong and the continued efforts there
  • 2nd F Opportunity: 3rd Tuesday Trivia at Edley’s in Silvan Park this coming Tuesday 4/16 at 8pm. Get there early to secure a table.
  • Richland Creek Race (5-miler) coming up 4/20 at 8am. If you sign up, do so under the F3 team.
  • Some PAX are going to run the 5-mile racecourse on Tuesday, 4/16 at 5:15. See the Slack channel #offthebooks for final details as the day comes closer. Porcelain has offered back porch coffeteria
  • 4:13 Strong continues to have game nights on the regular, and PAX are both welcome and encouraged to join. Contact Pop-a-Lock for details.

– Pumpkin Spice

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Bert WOD 13 April 2019

PAX: Foxtrot Talks Alot, Boy Band, Hipster, The Jeweler, Edible Arrangements, Pop a Lock, Shaq, Big Stick, Bagger Vance
QIC: BV

TEMP: 59
Gloom Factor: Moderate

0559:30 Disclaimer

0600 Mosey out of lot to corner of G White and Clayton for 1 Burpee.
Continue mosey to Fahrenheit Yoga for 5 Dive Bomber Merkins.
Continue mosey to New Life Christian Books for 9 Merkins.
Quick explanation of the Why behind 1/5/09 … the date Cpl Albert “Bert” Gettings was killed in Fallujah on an anti sniper mission.
Continue mosey to Nashville’s original expensive handmade jeans store for

WOR:
All IC
SSH x 20
IW x 13
HB x 13

Count off 1s & 2s

THANG:
Bert WOD
50 Burpees
Mosey +/- 400M
100 Merkins
Mosey +/- 400M
75 walking lunges uphill
75 reverse walking lunges uphill
Plank n wait for 6
Run +/- 800M
200 Squats
150 walking lunges down Granny White
Run +/- 800M
100 Merkins
50 Burpees

Mary:
2 ish minutes of planks

Time

NMM:
That one is going to leave an indelible mark on the PAX. Grateful for the dedication and service of Albert “Bert” Gettings, you can read his Obit here: https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/erietimesnews/obituary.aspx?n=albert-pasquale-gettings&pid=16289720

Lots of good work put in today. Bad communication on YHC part for not picking up Big Stick when he called us at 0623 looking for PAX. We will swing back down GW next time. Lesson learned. Another noteworthy comment, some PAX like counting down from the end number instead of up to it. Noted.

BH:
Prayers up for Pop a Lock as he has a sprint to the finish in his PhD program.
Black Lung’s aunt is still in the hospital from her wreck and the outlook isn’t good.
Pray for Shaq and his guys at 413; they are at the halfway point of the 40 day challenge and will need prayers to finish well.

YHC,
Bagger VanceO

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Cruel Hall Masters

16 HIM got better this morning in warm, but dry and breezy conditions for a very loosely inspired Masters workout.

PAX: D’Mish, Olan Mills, Black Widow, CAPSLOCK, PSL, Accounts Receivable, Dupree, Hipster, Yard Sale, Reefer, Big Stick, Boyband, Floppy Disk, Bagger Vance, Prevac, Ludwig van Oshkosh (QIC)

Short mosey over to Crievewood Baptist for WOR.

20 SSH
10 WMH
10 Good Mornings
10 LBAC
10 LBAC – reverse
10 Butt Kickers
10 High Knees
10 Tempo Merkins

Thang:
In honor of Masters week, lets do 4 rounds of 18 for 72 holes.
Round 1 – 18 Burpees OYO

On the line in the parking lot.
Round 2 – Lunge to the top, then 18 good form squats at the top. Mosey back down, plank for the 6.
Round 3 – Broad Jump to the top, then 18 squats.
Round 4 – Lt. Dan to the top, 18 squats. Plank at top for 6.

Masters is over. See what I mean by loosely inspired?

MC was on point, and according to Floppy that is a natural occurrence on leg day. Among the topics of discussion: If video evidence in Robert Kraft’s happy ending trial is ruled inadmissible, did it actually even happen? I don’t recall hearing our resident DA CAPSLOCK weigh in with his thoughts.

Mosey to the rails for a pyramid of rows and merks.

1 row, 1 merkin, 2 rows, 2 merkins, etc… All the way up to 11, and all the way back down to 1. Plank for the 6.

Now that we’ve worked the whole body, let’s do some cardio with 5 sets of suicides in the pavilion.

With a partner, P1 runs a suicide, while P2 performs called exercise until P1 returns. Flapjack.

Round 1 & 2 – Mountain Climbers
Round 3 & 4 – SSH
Round 5 – Gorilla Humpers

Mosey back to the parking lot for Mary

Audible — All tied after 72 holes, 18 hole burpee playoff to decide the winner.

20 Mariah Careys
30 Flutter Kicks
10 Hello Dolly
20 IC low plank
5 Good Mornings

Good work today. WARPATH is tomorrow morning at 5 at Pinkerton Park.