15 pax strong: Netflix, Stats, Staples, Typo Positive, Altidore, MuRSA, Soccer Mom (QiC), NumbTucks, Nimbus1500, Sterno, Tebow, Creeper, Barney Fievel, LittleMissPiggy, ShowMe
Pre party led by mr. Post party Stats. Attended was staples, altidore, typo, and late arrivals were creeper and soccer mom.
We start with a mosey around the parking lot and then gave a disclaimer followed by:
SSH
Baby arm circles
Merkins
Squats
Tebow stretch
The thang:
I explained to the PAX that we would be going on a safari but first I had to get them in the right mindset.
First was Dora’s the explorer:
In groups of two we did 100 merkins, 200 shoulder exercises with coupons and 300 American hammers. One partner ran while the other did the workout.
Next we moseyed to the hill and did mountain climber merkins up the hill followed by 5 burpees. Then we sprinted up the hill followed by 5 knee tucks. Then we did Bernie Sanders up the hill with 5 knee tucks. Lastly Uganda is 9 hrs ahead so we did 9 clock merkins at 12,3,6,9.
Now we were ready for the safari.
Our safari headed towards the playground where we saw a bunch of monkeys. So we jumped on the bars at the swingset and did toe touches to the bar. Ten of them. Then we did howling monkeys for one minute
Next on our safari we ran into a herd of zebras so we did zebra kicks.
Next part of our safari we rant into the Nile river and a bunch of alligators. So in order to get across we had to do alligator merkins across the river.
Our safari ended with a sighting of gorillas so we had to celebrate with gorilla humpers. But lastly on our safari we came across a lion. Not just any lion but Simba. So we did the lion king exercise while listening to the circle of life song. What a way to end.
BullHorn: Thank you guys for your encouragement. It really means a lot. When we sweat, laugh and hurt together it forms bonds. You will be missed! God has led my family and I find solace in knowing I am where God wants me to be.