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Westeros

Date: 2026-10-12 AO: Westeros Q: The Merchant , PAX: Chunks, Vector, Crawlspace, Dr. Brown Slip, The Merchant, Right Said, Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Squatter, Makita, Dangle FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Moderate
THE THANG: A second round of the Wheel of Pain. Twice the pain, twice the gain. Spin the wheel and do 20 reps of the exercise the wheel lands on, then keep doing that for 45 more minutes.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Westside Wednesday and the Halloween Hangout both coming up
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2bNvzR2MzHNQEeTLnOcntN?si=ENlFKeePRQScn4a3_WzCeA&utm_source=copy-link&pi=ko8mPfPbTPWBu
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Westeros

Date: 2026-10-05 AO: Westeros Q: The Merchant , PAX: Sherlock, Pep, Chunks, Vector, Spinal Tap, Roadrash (Casey Greene), The Merchant, Tim the Toolman, Firefox, Dangle, bluemule, Makita, Gutterball, Farva FNGs: None COUNT: 14 CONDITIONS: Moderate
THE THANG: 14 PAX braved the Wheel of Pain. The Wheel spins and lands on an exercise, and PAX do 10 reps of that exercise. Repeat for 45 minutes.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Keep an eye out for Westside Wednesday and the Halloween Hangout at the end of the month.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/01smIJHr0g3o58uvSYzQuC?si=dNhjZFv_TKS6WYRn1jkj4w&utm_source=copy-link&pi=5zjHqyEFTxaor
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Goooood morning!

Date: 2026-10-14 AO: Titan Q: Tim the Toolman , PAX: Sherlock, Churro, Spinal Tap, DintyMoore, Creamsicle, Crawlspace, Dr. Brown Slip, The Merchant, Right Said, Tim the Toolman, Firefox, CubCadet, Dangle, Black Lung, Squatter, Makita FNGs: None COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: Just lovely
WARMUP: Stretching
THE THANG:
Coupons overhead to Parthenon
Tabatas (50’/10′)
2 rounds each: – Squats – Monkey humpers – Jump squats – Bulgarian split squats
Mary, plus 9 Burpees (thank you Black Lung)
One set each: – Diamond merkins – Declines – Inclines – Standard Merkins
Mary
Two sets each: – Stair jump/step – Lieutenant Dans – Reverse lunges, touch knee x3 – Triceps (with blocks) – Overhead press (with blocks) – Rows (with blocks) – Curls (with blocks)
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Westside Wednesday at Tailgate Brewery in Belleview, 5:30, families invited
COT: Makita’s job search, Creamsicle’s dad’s health
PLAYLIST:
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[The Castle] The Roll of the Dice

Date: 2026-09-12 AO: The Castle Q: Steely , PAX: The Merchant, Mr. Pancake, Horizon, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Dr. Brown Slip, Creatine, hambone, Louis DeMarco, Steely, Locksmith FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Humid
WARMUP: 20 IC SSH Michael Phelps OYO 10 IC Arm-Circles F/R
THE THANG: Team A/B Rope Pulling One PAX Role Exercise Dice to choose exercise, then they roll two additional dice and multiply to get the number of reps. Once all team members complete a rope pull round, Team runs a lap around the field. We completed three rounds Finished the last 10 minutes playing ultimate football. In-between possessions the control team does 5 Merkins, receiving team does 5 squats.
MARY: None
MOLESKINE: Not much, some confusion in my directions
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Mr. Pancake dog tore its ACL, yes animals have ACLs. Prayers for its surgery and prayers for affordability
PLAYLIST: Zack FM
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Westeros

Date: 2026-06-22 AO: Westeros Q: The Merchant , PAX: Tim the Toolman, The Merchant, Makita (Anderson Fader), Pep FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Rather moist
WARMUP: Mosey towards the breezeway
THE THANG: HIIT Workout consisting of: 30s plank 30s squats 30s merkins 30s sit-ups 30s lunges 30s side plank 60s rest
Rinse and repeat until 6:15.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Continued prayers for Squatter and his family, as well as Michelin Man’s surgery.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2N3U3A2pi42fyT1sYhQlJr?si=AQmFqi32SjCBnpXMvQFXSA&pi=tllpqexlRUaj2
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Titan

Date: 2026-06-10 AO: Titan Q: The Merchant , PAX: Tim the Toolman, Pep, bluemule, Papa Bear, g-string, Bubbles – Tyler (Franklin, TN), Hipster, Makita (Anderson Fader), Choo Choo, The Merchant, Plato, Radish, Big Red, Fireball FNGs: None COUNT: 14 CONDITIONS: Warm and humid
WARMUP: A lap around the Parthenon grounds
THE THANG: The Wheel of Pain:
A wheel with 20 possible exercises is spun. PAX perform 10 reps of the selected exercise and then run a short lap. Repeat ad nauseum.
MARY: PAX circled up and each chose an exercise for the group to do.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack for details on the upcoming convergences
COT: Ongoing prayers for Squatter’s family
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6UKnVLnLxwft0zTufhrd5c?si=MaKHrt6aTp6GYru1VwUNDA&pi=dLs4EPXuS5K63
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Sisu Bootcamp

Date: 2026-06-11 AO: Sisu Q: SalPal , PAX: The Merchant, SalPal FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Conditional
WARMUP: Mosey
THE THANG: Deck of Death
MARY: Moseyed instead
MOLESKINE: The Catholic Pope hates Data Centers, especially the proposed one in Nashville.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, Convergences, Grow School, Check Slack
COT: For Merch’s separation, for the grace to be better men.
PLAYLIST: Silence.
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Squatter Sendoff

Date: 2026-06-01 AO: Westeros Q: SalPal , Squatter PAX: CubCadet, Tim the Toolman, Pep, Makita (Anderson Fader), Chunks, SalPal, Shy Guy, Spinal Tap, bluemule, Squatter, The Merchant FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Exceedingly arrogant.
WARMUP: For the birds.
THE THANG:
Sally: Partner 1 Lunge Walks/Murder Bunnies, Partner 2 Swings + Pullups
Squatter: Hellish Tennis Ball Game, 22s of Merkins, Squats, Abs, moseys between every 2-3 sets.
MARY: A little bit.
MOLESKINE: Olivia Rodrigo is the OG, Shy Guy =/ Siri (let’s move on from it people), Cubby hates bunnies, murderous or otherwise.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Grow School 6/13 at the-castle, Strutter 3 Part Birthday Party this week, Ultimate 11’s on 7/11, CSAUP 50, Check Slack
COT:
Squatter, for his wife and the next 22 days as they do treatment. Pep for his quarterly review. All other intentions unspoken or unmentioned in the backblast.
Squatter, we love you to pieces, prayers and blessings as you accompany your bride in this journey. We’ve got your back. Send us pictures and let us know if you need capital to launch F3 Tiajuana. I’m sure Natural Ice can find some money in the budget for a West Coast starfish effort.
PLAYLIST:
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Titan

Date: 2026-05-27 AO: Titan Q: Juicy J , PAX: DintyMoore, Pep, bluemule, Juicy J, Natural Ice, Big Red, Spinal Tap, The Merchant, Chunks, Squatter, Makita (Anderson Fader), CubCadet, Reddish (Fairview) FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: humid as the Amazon
WARMUP: Mosey around the park. Wake up the sleeping friends of the park, side straddle hops, night clubs renamed to Imperial walkers (Chunks fault), low slow squats, Willie may Hayes, arm circles and backpacks.
THE THANG: Partner TOSS Competition. 3 rounds. Non stop squats. Step back w partner. See who can last the longest. Side straddle hops when eliminated. DintyMoore and CubCadet champs.
PARTNER RACE 3 rounds. down the park w bouncy ball. Toss ball far as you can. Sprint. Burpee. Rinse and Repeat. DintyMoore, Squatter bluemule Spinal Tap Natural Ice and many other winners.
Circle of Doom Abs to Finish.
All winners got fresh new F3 Stickers. DintyMoore was the total points champ overall and won a gourmet coffee package.
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Summer Fling coming up
COT: pray for our brother Squatter wife and family. Give them strength and healing. Pray for The Merchant divorce settlement Pray for Tim the Toolman Aunt passed
PLAYLIST: Nickelback and Creed and Alien music
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[Pain Train] Pain Train

Date: 2026-04-17 AO: Pain Train Q: SalPal , PAX: SalPal, Half Lyfe, Siri, FLO, The Merchant, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: MOIST
WARMUP: MURPH
THE THANG: Murder Mile (modified for time)
MOLESKINE: Siri is a liar and can’t be trusted.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murder Mile, Holy Smokers, Juicy J Invitational, Muprh
COT: Private intentions
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