Move, then rope; repeat.

Date: 2026-03-10 AO: the-knoll Q: morning stār PAX: AAA, Juicy J, Papa Bear, Sparrow, Bumble bee (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: quite lovely; just darker than before.
WARMUP: YHC was late so thanks to the PAX for starting the warm up with SSH, arm cricles, etc.
THE THANG: partner up; one partner moves to the tree and back the other ropes
round 1: backwards moving imperial walkers to tree, mosey back round 2: baby crawl with accentuated shoulder drop, politician back round 3: murder bunny/slow frogger to tree and mosey back
Mosey to backstop in between.
MOLESKINE: not much better for invigoration than intentional movement for45 minutes with some other men.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack
COT: YHC shared about being triggered/dysregulated/hurt this week and how just thinking through it didn’t really work. Once I paused and took time to forgive each person involved, release the situation and open up to bring my core need to God things shifted substantially. Could tell my body relaxed and I was able to dig deeper into what my heart needed.
Encouraged PAX to get back to the basics. One of the basics of the inner life is forgiveness. I’ve been using a helpful model rooted in Christian tradition lately: 1. Count (name) the debt (hurt or what you wanted) 2. Cancel it (forgive because you’ve been forgiven) 3. Pass it to Jesus (he’ll do something with it; ask him to show you what it is) 4. Relinquish the right to be the other person’s judge (only God can really see everything and judge rightly) 5. Bless or pray for that person (you’ve done those same things too) 6. Ask Jesus what the one core need was that you didn’t get met in that situation/by that person (what you long for is good) 7. Ask God to meet that need directly (only he truly can anyway)
Stay childlike my brothers, -m*

Decked Out

Date: 2026-03-03 AO: the-knoll Q: Sooie PAX: Pebbles, Roadkill, AAA, morning stār, Sparrow, Shakira, Sooie, Bumblebee (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: BLOOD MOOOOON!! but it was hidden by the clouds so we didn’t see it. Otherwise perfect temp. A bit windy.
WARMUP: Yes, no, shrugs 5x SSH 20x Cherry pickers 10x Low slow squats 10x Slow merkins 10x Michael Phelps Fast Merkins in cadence 10x but really 20
THE THANG: The ol’ deck of death broken into three rounds: ♣️ Merkins, dry docks, dips ❤️ SSH, mountain climbers, burpees ♦️ V-ups, Freddie mercs, big boys ♠️ Calf raises (spicolli’s), squats, iron Mike’s Aces high. Jokers = mosey to backstop placed after every 17 cards
MOLESKINE: Reflected on Psalm 46 amidst present uncertainty with AI, workplace restructuring, world events etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: #merkinmadness Was able to get Pebbles AAA Roadkill morning stār and Sparrow current on their merkins so there’s no excuse for them not to join in on the fun
COT: Prayers, coffee, and conversation
PLAYLIST: Wind & Birds

Shakira’s Racewalk School (Pt. 1)

Date: 2026-02-10 AO: the-knoll Q: Shakira PAX: Stubs, Roadkill, Juicy J, FLO, AAA, morning stār, Shakira, Étouffée, Wolfpack, Sparrow, Derby, Pebbles, Sooie, Bumblebee (2.0), Link (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: Upon rising from bed, the PAX were greeted by Piglet’s Favorite Kind of Weather (Shorts Weather) and a balmy temperature of 47 degrees. Our resident meteorologist, Juicy J, informed us that the feel-like temp was 42 so the PAX would have to keep moving if they were going to stay warm in the Gloom. Fortunately, by the end of the workout several PAX reported that they were sweating buckets and the feel-like had mysteriously risen to 70.
WARMUP: 30 side straddle hops, 15 Baby arm circles, 15 Back backs, 15 Press ups, 15 Twinkle Toes, 10 low slow merkins, Mosey.
Pebbles, Derby, and Étouffée wanted to make sure they weren’t late for Shakira’s school so they showed up early for an extra 10 minutes of sand bag burpees.
THE THANG: The PAX began their initiation into Shakira’s Racewalk School with a brief explanation of the rules of Racewalk and a group mosey. Bumblebee and Link appeared to be future racewalk olympians and are on the Shakira shortlist for full scholarships.
Next, the PAX’s completed an endurance test called the 7 of Diamonds workout: 4 sets of Burpees, Iron Mikes, WW2s, and Twinkle Toes in increasing count (7, 14, 21, 28). MOT was a choice between bear crawl and imperial walkers.
Finally, the PAX completed a 10 minute “Move & Hold” Lie Detector test to discover if their “Hips Don’t Lie.” Results were mixed, so we will have to repeat this experiment again soon.
60 second plank 3 x 30s glute bridge, 30s hold (Rleg, Lleg, both) 3 x 30s core exercise, 30s hollow hold or plank (scissors, dying cockroach, Shakiras (Jlos)
MOLESKINE: “When you fall get up, oh, oh…And if you fall get up, eh, eh”
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy smokers coming up soon in East Nashville!
COT: A moment of silence to reflect in gratitude for what we have and pray for all in need.

Easiest EMOM Ever (E3)

AO: the-knoll
Q: Sooie
PAX: Pebbles, Étouffée, AAA, Sparrow, Malibu, Roadkill, Sooie, Legos, Stubs
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: 50 degrees beneath a waning gibbous moon.

WARMUP:
– Imperial Walkers 8x (why 8?!? No idea)
– Good Mornings 5x
– 10x in cadence of each: BAC, BBAC, Shoulder Tap, overhead clap, seal clap, Moroccan night clubs, over head press, scissor chops
– Scorpions
– Hill sprints/mosey 3x at 50/75/100% effort

THE THANG:
E3: Every minute in the minute 3 exercises, 1 rep each.
– pull-up with 5 count descent
– Plyo merkin 5 count descent
– Squat broad jump 5 count descent
Repeat 30x

Mary:
Leg lifts
American hammers
Plank

MOLESKINE:
Cultivate intentionality whenever you can.

T-claps to Étouffée and Pebbles for showing up early for a pre-EMOM EMOM with sandbags!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
leanpax

COT:
Prayers, coffee, and catch-up!

Mailbox Meleé Race + Game of 11’s

AO: the-knoll
Q: Juicy J , Juicy J
PAX: Papa Bear, Sparrow, Timber, Chunks, Natural Ice, Squatter, Étouffée, Young and Restless, FLO, Right Said, Derby, morning stār, Half Lyfe, Juicy J, Stubs, Shakira, Bumblebee
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
CONDITIONS: Christmas Flames

WARMUP: backpacks, baby arm circles, imperial walkers.
Named the 5 core principals of F3.

THE THANG: MAILBOX MELEÈ Race.
Each mailbox: your choice. 5 merkins or 5 jump squats. ~15 mailboxes down to street and back. Stop sign finish line.
Car passes = 5 burpee penalty, (3 passes)
Truck = 10 burpees
Christmas lights = double the work
Round 2: same but hand release merkins or Toe raises
Round 1 winner: Timber
Round 2 winners: Timber & Squatter
Timber takes the prize: new F3 Ninja Ice gloves.

Game of 11’s. Burpees & WW1’s.

Circle of Abs: LBC’s, flutter kicks, box cutters, American Hammers. And more merkins to finish.

MOLESKINE: Importance of Family traditions during Christmas time.
Use New Years dead time as excuse to reach out to old friends. Start some new conversations, ask how you can pray for them. Text or call and check in on them. A lot of people are struggling out there.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: leanpax and Christmas Eve 630A workout tomorrow 2.0 friendly check slack.

COT: prayer to close us out

Angry bear

AO: the-knoll
Q: Étouffée
PAX: G-string, Timber, Piglet, Roadkill, Stubs, Gold Digger, Shakira, Sparrow, Blade
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Warner than expected

WARMUP: ssh, backs, Willie mays hayes

THE THANG:

Thang 1:
PAX split into 3 groups, completing 3 full rotations of 2 exercises with a MOT in between constantly moving SBs.

Group 1 completed pull-ups
Group 2 MOT angry-bears with SBs to
Group 3 coupon thrusters, then angry-bears back with SB to group group 1, etc.

Thang 2:
20 yrd SB carry
30 yrd sprint.

Groups 1-3 each had 5 turns carrying the entire PAX’s weight;

Mary: Ring of Fire

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Link hates your legs

AO: the-knoll
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Sparrow, Pebbles, Roadkill, Stubs, Juicy J, Piglet, Link (2.0), Churchill (2.0), Munchkin (2.0)
FNGs: 1 Munchkin (2.0)
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Chilly for a little bit

WARMUP: WMH, BAC, BAC BACS, Mosey to river table

THE THANG:
DORA
300 WWII
200 Squats
100 Iron Mikes

In between each exercise we played 4 minutes of Link’s Hot Potato workout. PAX circles up and holds a low squat passing around a 3lb kettle bell. When the music stops, whoever it stops on does 2 burpees

Couple rounds of Toilet Tag to end the morning.

MOLESKINE: Roadkill took Hot Potato to the next level adding in Uno rules. So many reverses….

Gotta watch those roots when playing tag in the dark…

ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Holiday Party Dec 12. Grow school this Saturday! Roadkill holiday party this Saturday!

COT: Holiday season is crazy… so just a quick reminder to take moments to slow it down and take it all in. It’s all about family, friends, giving and receiving love. Appreciate you guys!

25 to Stay Alive

AO: the-knoll
Q: El Capitan
PAX: AAA, Juicy J, El Capitan, Gold Digger, Piglet, Roadkill, Sparrow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: cool & clear

WARMUP:

Climb routine
PE Stretches
Willie Mays Hays
Good mornings

THE THANG:

Mosey to Pebbles’ to gather coupons

– Three stations (flood table, street at bottom of hill, flat space in field).
– 25 OYO reps per station then rotate.
– Two 15 minute rounds.

(Round 1 / Round 2)

Flood table: elevated crunches / dips

(MOT) Lunge

Flat space: curls / overhead presses

(MOT) Mosey down to road

Road: Curb merkins / Jump squats

(MOT) High knees back to flood table

Switch to second set of exercises at the bell.

Return coupons to Pebbles’ & back to playground

MOLESKINE:

There’s a Hebrew word my family meditates on during Passover: “Dayenu” meaning “it is sufficient.” Thanksgiving is also a good time to reflect on this idea & the meaning of contentment. Think about areas in your life where you may be struggling with envy or a simple desire to acquire more. Try to apply this principle of Dayenu & rest in God’s provision for your life.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Siri is taking on the stairs at Percy Warner Park this Saturday at 6 AM.

COT:

Countorama, Nameorama, prayers lifted, and Mtn. Mojo enjoyed.

It was a joy to lead y’all this morning!

:el-capitan:

AMRAP

AO: the-knoll
Q: Half Lyfe
PAX: Timber, AAA, Pebbles, Ex-Pat, Gold Digger, Malibu, Étouffée, Wolfpack, Sparrow, Roadkill, The Banker, Rubix (2.0), Link (2.0), The Agent Eh, Slap Shot (2.0)
FNGs: 2 The Agent Eh, Slap Shot (2.0)
COUNT: 17
CONDITIONS: Loving these cool mornings!

WARMUP: SSH, BAC, BBAC, Shoulder Presses, WMH’s, Runners Stretch.

THE THANG: AMRAP 3 Main Groups (Arms, Legs, Core)
Arms = 20 Bicep Curls w/ bands, 15 Dips, 10 Merkins, 5 Pull Ups/Swing Rows.
Legs = 20 S.L. Jump Ups (2=1), 15 Side Lunges (2=1), 10 Lt. Dans, 5 Jump Squats w/ Tuck.
Core = 20 Heel Taps (2=1), 15 Shoulder Taps (2=1), 10 WW2’s, 5 Scissor Kicks (4 Count).

After each main group ran to street and different MOT for back to playground (Bear Crawl, Imperial Walkers, Run, Politician, Lunges, repeat).

Finished up with 1 min plank.

MOLESKINE: Wife and I had a midwife for our first born. Were talking about one of the things our midwife told us on mental preparedness for labor. “You can survive anything for 1 min”. Good thing to consider in live when dealing with difficulty. Can be extended to 1Hr, 1 Day, 1 Wk, etc. Been using this with my kids for the start of school. Just tackle today then worry about tmrw.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, 31 Mile Ruck, F3 Dads workout, NAHT, Tussle….Check Slack for details.

COT: Count off, name-o-rama, named 2 FNG’s (Slap Shot (2.0), The Agent Eh), prayer, coffee.

Thank you for letting me lead you this morning. And welcome Slap Shot and The Agent Eh.

Ten, 3 times

AO: the-knoll
Q: morning stār
PAX: Pebbles, Ex-Pat, Lady Liberty, morning stār, Sooie, Legos, Stubs, Sparrow, Bumble Bee (2.0 and Q)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: moist and foggy

WARMUP: SSH, low slow squats, willie mays hayes

THE THANG:
3 rounds of a 10 down ladder:
– merkins, dips, SSH
– squats, lunches, SSH
– crunches, leg raises

There was a mosie thrown in there and 5 burpies and group mary at the end with bear crawling (Bumble bee’s moleskin was “never bear crawl in that black stuff”)

MOLESKINE: very cool to see Bumble bee continue to practice his leadership.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack

COT: ended with prayer, and trust on 3.