Wolfpack Needs To Make Better Decisions with His Money

AO: pain-train
Q: SalPal
PAX: Siri, Gecko, FLO, Pitmaster, Half Lyfe, Cheeks, I’m blanking on one of y’all’s name I’ll update after I check the HCs or if someone corrects me.
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: It was perfect.

WARMUP: Quick mosey around path.

THE THANG: Partner up for The 1975 Dora

Set 1; Travel – Broad Jumps
75 Merkins
75 Dry docks
75 air presses
75 Hand release merkins

Set 2: travel – bear crawl
75 Squats
75 iron mikes
75 lt dans
75 line jumps

Set 3: travel – Bernie
75 WW1s
75 LBCs
75 Thrusters
75 Catalina Wine Mixers

Set 4: Travel – Crab walk
75 Peter Parker’s
75 Screamin’ Eagles
75 Burpees

AFAIK no one got burpees. Pay up Wolfpack

MOLESKINE: “I crab walked just so you could do 12?!” Cheeks with the quote of the day

ANNOUNCEMENTS: See Slack for events, especially Murphs.

COT: prayers for intentions spoken and unspoken.

See yall in Q3.

Chaotic Mile

AO: pain-train
Q: Cheeks
PAX: Derby, G-string, FLO, Siri, Pitmaster, Stubs, Cheeks
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
16x SSH
15x BAC
5x Good morning OYO
Leg Stretch OYO

THE THANG:
Mosey to coupons
2x 25 Squats
1x RDL

Mosey to football field
2x 25 OH Press
1x 25 KB swings

OH carry to tennis courts
2x bear crawl across court and crawl bear back

Mosey to kickball field
1x 25 Side lunge (no more, those sucked)
2x 25 Monkey humpers

Mosey to 9-Square
Hero style 25 burpee pull-ups

Mosey to church parking lot
Merkin ring of fire from 5
25x Hammer crunch OYO
25x Ankle taps OYO 2 is 1
25x Flutter kicks in cadence

Mosey to put coupons up and meet back at flag
2x 30s Superman
15x Diamond merkins
15x Regular merkins
15x Wide merkins

MOLESKINE:
Perspective.

Our roots run deep from our history and past. Don’t let those hinder you from understanding another person’s perspective because their roots run deep in their past as well. Be open and present. This has impacted me in my Christian journey with Christ. I struggle to understand other denominations, especially my wife and her Catholic faith. We both have to remember that context means different things to each of us when referring to church teachings. We are saying the same thing, but our past perspective blurs our understandings.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Check the general channel for serving opportunities with SalPal They need PAX to step up and volunteer. I hear no burpees are required
– Bellevue annual picnic is this weekend. Bring your family and enjoy.

PRAYER REQUESTS:
– Stubs son and getting his driver’s license
– Siri and his wife for a healthy pregnancy
– Pitmaster and his career progression decisions

Thanks for letting me bring the beatdown! Have a great weekend men!

-Cheeks

mini-Murph and more

AO: the-knoll
Q: Timber
PAX: The Banker, Pebbles, El Capitan, G-string, AAA, Étouffée, Sooie, Stubs, Malibu, Derby, Sparrow, Papa Bear, Siri, Pitmaster, Half Lyfe, Smoltz (2.0), Fish Biscuit (2.0), Tonks (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
CONDITIONS: Perfect, 60 degrees

WARMUP: mosey, SSH, slow merkins, slow squats, good mornings, leg stretches (covered F3 mission, 5 core principles, credo here)

THE THANG:
1.Mini-Murph: 15 squats, 10 merkins, 5 pullups X 10 sets (run ~300m after 5th and 10th sets)
2. Stations x 2 (40 sec on 20 off while rotating): fast feet, carolina dry docks, standups/sitdowns without using hands
3. Agility work: ~30 yard uphill distance on road, single leg hops, backwards run, side shuffle, bear crawl, frog jumps, sprint

MOLESKINE: played some tunes, good encouragement on the murph station, coffee by El Capitan, good effort by Smoltz leading the way

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pebbles out on Thursday and needs a coffee guy

COT: I shared the Parable of the Oranges: be intentional in our roles as fathers, husbands, workers. Smoltz shared a personal reflection about why he likes coming to F3 (fuels his competitive drive, feels a sense of accomplishment doing something in the morning, likes to work out).

Prayer intentions were shared and prayed for.

Thanks for letting Smoltz and I lead you this morning!
-Timber

ULTIMATE

AO: atlantis
Q: Pole Dancer
PAX: SalPal, Subway, Right Said, sooner, Toothless, Oatmeal, Siri, Chunks, porcelain
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Warm and Dry

WARMUP: Mosey around the field, active warmups, static stretching

THE THANG: ULTIMATE!

5 on 5 game featuring many downfield hucks, Oatmeal serving up assists left and right, Toothless’s heart rate reaching 225, and a beautiful snag by SalPal over the top of my dome to tie up the score in the last minute. Great time out there today shaking the rust off!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brewsday on Tuesday

COT: Prayers for all the fathers out there, both with us and the dearly departed

The Pack and the Long Wolf

AO: the-knoll
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Pebbles, Siri, morning stār, Stubs, Timber, El Capitan, Derby, Half Lyfe, Bumblebee(2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Perfection.

WARMUP: We don’t do warmups.

THE THANG:
The Pack and the Lone Wolf.

A tight circle of 15 cones were presented to the PAX.
Cones alternated between: Merkin, Squat, Alternating Exercises of: Bent Over Rows, Curls, Kettlebell Swings, Dips, and a Ruck.
Exercises preformed Tabata style 60 second work/20 second rest and then transition one cone to the right for next exercise.
Exercises performed slowly with a 4 count down and 4 count up.
When completing the ruck… PAX were asked two questions and asked to respond with a one word answer upon returning: What brings you back to the Pack between F3 workouts? What do you bring to the Pack each workout?
We completed the full circuit twice and ended precisely at 6:15:07.

MOLESKINE:
Bumble Bee was an absolute beast today!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Come join our Monday Morning Edwin Warner Rucks!

COT: Come to the well and drink long and often, but never wait for it to fill itself, come bringing gifts of your own accord to fill it for others.

Stations of the Cross

AO: pain-train
Q: G-string
PAX: DintyMoore, Timber, Pebbles, Sooie, Cheeks, Half Lyfe, morning stār, Wolfpack, Siri, Grizzly, FLO, Pitmaster
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS:

WARMUP:

THE THANG:
1 Jesus is condemned to death: Jesus is wrongfully judged by Pontius Pilate and sentenced to death. 
Warmup: 5 minutes of stretching and active warmup
2 Jesus carries His cross: Jesus is given the cross and begins his journey to Calvary. 
Lap around the track with logs
3 Jesus falls the first time: Jesus, burdened by the cross, falls for the first time. 
25 Burpees over log
4 Jesus meets His mother: Jesus encounters his mother, Mary, during his suffering. 
Mary: Twenty-Five Leg raises, Heel Taps, Hollow Hold
5 Simon helps Jesus carry the cross: Simon of Cyrene is forced to help Jesus carry the cross. 
To the stage and back
6 Veronica wipes the face of Jesus: A woman named Veronica wipes Jesus’ face with her veil. 
1 minute Rest
7 Jesus falls the second time: Jesus falls again, struggling under the weight of the cross. 
25 Burpees over log
8 Jesus speaks to the women of Jerusalem: Jesus consoles the women of Jerusalem who weep over him. 
21s 3 sets
9 Jesus falls the third time: Jesus falls a final time, nearing the end of his journey. 
25 Burpees over log
10 Jesus is stripped of His garments: Jesus is stripped of his clothing before being nailed to the cross. 
WLS to the cones and back X2
11 Jesus is nailed to the cross: Jesus is nailed to the cross, suffering the ultimate sacrifice. 
Rows 2X15
12 Jesus dies on the cross: Jesus dies on the cross, fulfilling his promise to redeem humanity. 
 Ring of Fire shoulder press 1/2/3
13 Jesus’ body is removed from the cross: Joseph of Arimathea and Nicodemus take Jesus’ body down from the cross. 
Buddy Carry
14 Jesus is placed in the tomb: Jesus’ body is laid in a tomb, awaiting the resurrection. 
Drop weight and recovery lap

MOLESKINE:
Taking time to think through the individual moments of Jesus’ passion is a great way to start off Good Friday. Old school covenants required the two people entering the covenant to walk between the halves of animals who had been sacrificed. This symbolized the promise to uphold the covenant lest they suffer the same fate as the animals. When God made His covenant with Abraham, he was the only one who passed between the animals. Abraham never did. This means that from the beginning, God promised that if we ever broke the covenant, He would bear the penalty. Only the sacrifice of Jesus could satisfy justice while also offering immeasurable mercy.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: prayers were offered up

Thank y’all for letting me lead!

Nice Dice

AO: atlantis
Q: Subway
PAX: Oatmeal, Puzzlah, SalPal, Siri, Pole Dancer, DintyMoore
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: 50 cool and beautiful

WARMUP: Various stretching, mosey to waiting coupons

THE THANG:

10 SSH buy in
Roll dice – number matches the station; 25 reps of each station movement
Station 1
Merkins
Ranger Merkins
HR Merkins
H/L Merkins
Station 2
Curls
CPRs
Rows
Lawnmower Pulls
Station 3
Lunges
Squats
Seesaw lunges
Calf raises
Station 4
Overhead press
Taint scrapper
Thruster
Truck driver
Station 5
Amer Hammers
Mtn Climbers
Flutter Kicks
BBSUs
Station 6
Chest Press
Grave digger
Side bends
Blockees

Mary for final 3 mins

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: wings/some impossible man mile- check slack

COT: prayers for SalPal interview; Siri’s cousins wifes treatment; Pole Dancers wife’s recovery and Pole Dancers new job

HR Visits Atlantis on a Q-Swap

AO: atlantis
Q: Cowboy
PAX: SalPal, Oatmeal, sooner, porcelain, Subway, Siri, Puzzlah
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Hints of Rain Drops, 56º Breezy

ONBOARDING:
After mingling and chatter we started with some stretches.
SSH with some silent team building on 2nd round.
WMH, DonQs, Heels to Nuts,
Welcome to F3 – we are glad you joined us here at F3 and I am sure you are glad to have a place to be this morning in the Gloom. As a member of the Atlantis branch of F3 you should know the Mission and some key historical facts of F3.
We started with 11 points and each right answer reduced the buyin obligation. 4 Questions. Each right answer was subtracted from 11. 3 right answers.
8 Burpee Ladder:

TRAINING DAYS: Parking Lot Training (Oatmeal Style)
Skips, Bernie Back
Karaoke Burnie Back
Bernie Down, Sprint Back: 50%, 70%, 100%

TEAM BUILDING: Dora Style: Pair Up, Exercise on sidewalk by baseball field while parter runs the bases
100 Merkins
200 Crunchy Frogs till fail – Ukrainian Hammers to finish
300 Squat Thrusters
Follow the Boss around
PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENT PLAN: At Playground
Exercises while partner runs around the playground and thru the boulders.
Wall/Box Jumps
Dips
Alternating Step Ups

Park People’s Run – Outer Loop – Pass the speaker, burpee and to the front
OFFBOARDING – Mary Dealer’s Choice

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Spring Fling This Sunday
PlankPril
Merkin Challenge ongoing

COT:
Siri’s M’s Cousin – chemo

MOLESKIN – It was a privilege to join the esteemed men of Atlantis. It has been a long time since there and a quality group it is. Pole Dancer is running a good operation indeed, but there was some chatter about needing to upgrade the coffee game. I did bring a premium coffee experience and ma available for consultation. Toothless and Betty Ford have taught me everything I know.

Spring 2025 9-Square Tournament

AO: pain-train
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Timber, Cheeks, Stubs, Siri, Pitmaster, G-string, The Merchant, Sooie
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Cool and calm

WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, Squats, WMH, Mosey

THE THANG:
Bearcrawl Battle for starting King

9Square
– Two 15 minute halves
– Halftime run around the track
– Corners did 10 merkins between rounds
– Middles did 10 squats between rounds
– King does burpees equal to amount of points between rounds
– If King gets out he has to run to the buses and back

Congratulations to THE Timber who has been crowned our new Universal 9-Square F3 Champion of the Woooorrrlllddddd! And also now owns the record of 15 points!

MOLESKINE: Mumblechatter was consistent and glorious throughout.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Spring Fling April 6th, Merchant Hot Wings April 26th, PainTrain Merkins Madness March 31st

COT: Moment of silence and reflection, especially for those prayers unsaid we keep close to our hearts. Give us the strength and courage to bring those up with honesty to ourselves so we can bring them to others when help is needed.

A little bit of everything.

AO: pain-train
Q: Half Lyfe
PAX: G-string, Half Lyfe, Siri, Timber, Wolfpack, None
FNGs: 1 None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: calm 63 degs.

WARMUP: SSH, WMH, Good Mornings, Mosey for Coupons.

THE THANG:
1-Jump Rope 60 count 1st round and 100 count 2nd round. Jump rope was timer. 4 other stations. Stacked 2 cinder blocks up and did side to side step overs with coupon. Switched feet halfway through. Basketball
Merkins roll basketball from one hand to the other and do offset merkin after each roll. Lunge with coupon farmers carry. Dumbbell arms raise to the side and forward.

2-Timer was 20 merkins with dumbbell lawnmower pull alternate hands after each merkin. 4 other stations. Modified mountain climbers (Knee to elbow, crisscross knee to other elbow, then knee to same elbow oblique). Swing rows. Dips. Flutter kicks.

3-Circle of Burpee Death. Circle up in plank form. Would go around circle and each person do burpee. +1 after each round. Got to 5.

Mosey back to return coupons.

MOLESKINE: Reading Wild @ Heart. 3 things in every man’s heart. A battle to fight, An adventure to live, A beauty to love. For me F3 has provided ‘A battle to fight’ and ‘An adventure to live’. Pushing myself in the morning and not knowing what the next workout (adventure) will be. Extremely glad to have found this great group of men and the fellowship it provides.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Spring Fling April 6th come out for some great Pitmaster bbq!

COT: Prayers offered up for Siri starting new job and all those traveling during SB. Thank you for letting me lead you this morning.

Timber great to have you back out in the gloom!