The Thawing of Atlantis

Date: 2026-01-29 AO: atlantis Q: Squatter PAX: Pole Dancer, SalPal, Puzzlah FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Cold, frozen mist
WARMUP: SSH High knees Butt-kickers WMH-RS-Twist Merkins Squats
THE THANG: SB Clean & Press KB Swings Front squats with block Tricep extensions with DB Mosey X2
SB Deadlifts KB Shoulder Rows Curls with block American hammers with DB Mosey X2
SB Lunges KB Single Arm Rows Chest press with block Flutter Kicks with DB Mosey
Burpees Jump squats Merkins with toe touch Side lunges Mosey
MOLESKINE: PAX shared gratitude
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: Tailgate coffee

Sandbags and Stairs

Date: 2026-01-23 AO: handsomizer Q: Natural Ice PAX: CubCadet, SalPal, Salami, Spinal_Tap, Natural Ice FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Chilly
WARMUP: SSH, Stretchin, Merkins, Imperial Walkers
THE THANG: Sandbags and Stairs
Pax split into two groups at the top of the stairs
Group 1 took one of non cinderblock coupons (40′ sand bag, 30′ ruck sack, 20′ ruck sack, 15′ weight vest) Group 2 stayed La Natural
Pax ran down the stairs, Group 1 performed 5 weighted squats at the base, Group 2 performed 5 burpees. On the return Group 2 Bunny Hopped up the Stairs (to make up for their lack of added weight)
Pax then switched, with Group 2 now carrying the weight, and repeated.
In between rounds PAX rested with 10 WW1s in cadence.
subsequent rounds involved bear crawls and lunges
Merry ended with a Pax calling out an exercise for the group while they performed 5 sand bag burpees.
MOLESKINE: Stairs are better with weight!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 After hours – Ephesians Bible study is happening
COT: Prayers for everyone on the street in the cold this weekend.

LeanPax: Day 19

AO: westeros
Q: Michelin Man , Vector
PAX: Vector, Siri, Tim the Toolman, SalPal, bluemule, Grape, CubCadet, Michelin Man, Pep, Drop Trow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: cold. Not effin cold tho.

WARMUP: 41 SSH

THE THANG:

DORA – partners do:
100 – squat thrusters
200 – Chest press
300 – Curls
Travel- overhead carry block to car and back

LT Dans down the hill
Sprints – 50, 80, and 110%
Return to Startex

Cool Guy Mary

MOLESKINE: Thankful for MLK.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: LeanPax forever

COT: did it

Fire on the mountain

AO: atlantis
Q: Puzzlah
PAX: Pole Dancer, SalPal
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: not bad

WARMUP: show up at 5:32

THE THANG: mosey to mt. kentucky, stopping for 10 push ups at every cross street.

Sprint 1/3, walk back
Sprint 2/3, walk back
Sprint all the way up and down the far side
Sprint up the far side, walk back
Sprint all the way up, walk back
Sprint 1/3 way up, walk back

The walks should have been jogs but Im a bit lazy.

Mosey back to startex. A little less than 3 miles round trip

MOLESKINE:
Dig into some art. We jammed to some Grateful Dead today in remembrance of Bob Weir and I admitted it was a cultural blindspot for me. Be curious, keep learning, and dive into the uncomfortable.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: see slack

COT: :v: and :heart:

Deck of Step Ups

AO: atlantis
Q: Pole Dancer
PAX: Vector, porcelain, SalPal, Firefox, Puzzlah, Subway
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: comfy

WARMUP: Broga followed by a mosey around the complex, ending at the Pizza Hut

THE THANG: Deck of Death!

Diamonds: Merkins
Heart: Step-Ups (ouch)
Spades: WW1s
Clubs: Squats
Joker: 15 Burpees
Aces: Exercise followed by either a lunge to the benches or 25 dips

ANNOUNCEMENTS: LeanPAX in full swing, upcoming October partner F1 event coming up

COT: Prayers for Vector’s daughter returning to school, Porcelain’s M in her new promotion and leading through the loss of her coworker, all kids going back to school for a happy and healthy semester, and the family and community of Renee Nicole Good, tragically murdered by ICE in Minneapolis.

PLAYLIST: For the workout- haven’t been able to put down Turnstile’s album Never Enough, listened start to finish. For coffeteria, a timely backdrop of Gil Scott-Heron’s “Pieces of a Man.” As relevant today as it was in 1971.

https://open.spotify.com/album/52yD51X7yDinwlg6tbCtpP?si=aB8ROkAqQc21wQgcWxnmzg

https://open.spotify.com/album/3Iny1eqJMoqU1I1UoUbVQl?si=S-4hWfuJQYyWsfQhj-Hhuw

4 mile run to Love Circle

AO: nashville-running
Q: Chunks
PAX: Chunks, DintyMoore, Crawlspace, Right Said, SalPal, Juicy J, hambone, Strutter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: chilly

WARMUP: upper left groin stretches

THE THANG: 4 mile run for Love

MOLESKINE: meetup at Star Bagle w Bomber

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: good conversations at Star Bagel w the Bomber crowd. Coffeeteria

Juicy J finally meets the legendary hambone all expectations surpassed and then some.

NYE Countdown

AO: titan
Q: Spinal Tap
PAX: Natural Ice, Good Morning America, SalPal, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Choo Choo, Juicy J, Right Said, bluemule, Hipster, Papa Bear, Young and Restless, Stumbles
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
CONDITIONS: :cold_face:

WARMUP: The usual

THE THANG:
DORA 100 merkins, 200 LBC, 300 squats
Midnight countdown madness around the circle with our coupons
Mary

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
4:13 New Years convergence at 6! Set alarms now and SC!

COT:
2026 – challenge everyone to build a deeper community where conversations go beyond β€œI’m good.” Everyone has ups and downs and deep, accountable, and challenging relationships are a life line to our mental health. We cannot grow if we are just counseling ourselves and not sharing and encouraging each other.

Natural Ice and I host a small group every Wednesday night at 7:30 and you are all invited whether you go to our church or not.

Lastly thanks to Pep for being our new AOQ as he will take us to new heights and start being in our photos!

Sleigh Ride

AO: titan
Q: DintyMoore
PAX: SalPal, Haggis, Strutter, Natural Ice, DintyMoore, Sherlock, Crawlspace, Chunks, Spinal Tap, Young and Restless, Space Baby, Squatter, Juicy J, Tim the Toolman, Stumbles, Tool Bit, Leonardo, Ronaldo, Ice Tea, Ice Cube, Diego, , Sticks (2.0 FNG), MVP (2.0 FNG), General (2.0 FNG), Lieutenant (2.0 FNG),
FNGs: 5 Sticks (2.0 FNG), MVP (2.0 FNG), General (2.0 FNG), Lieutenant (2.0 FNG),
COUNT: 28
CONDITIONS: Merry and Bright

WARMUP: PAX led

THE THANG:
Partner/2.0 travels while the other does Reps of each station

🎁 MAIN EVENT – β€œSanta’s Workshop Grinder” (30 MIN)

FORMAT

5 Stations

4-5 minutes per station

AMRAP / Laps

Kids’ reps count DOUBLE

πŸ”΄ STATION 1 – Build the Sleigh

PAX: Cinderblock Goblet Squats

Kids: Brick Squats

Score: Total team reps

πŸ”΄ STATION 2 – Deliver the Presents

Partner Run Relay

PAX carries block

Kid runs unweighted

Switch each lap

Score: Total laps

πŸ”΄ STATION 3 – Stock the Shelves

PAX: Cinderblock Overhead Press

Kids: Brick Press

Score: Total team reps

πŸ”΄ STATION 4 – Santa Sack Carry

Bear Hug Carry to pole & back

Relay style

Kids = shorter distance

Score: Completed carries

πŸ”΄ STATION 5 – Chimney Climb

PAX: Block Rows or Deadlifts

Kids: Brick Deadlifts

Score: Every 10 reps = 1 chimney

MOLESKINE: Fun workout with our 2.0s to help Santa get ready for the big night

ANNOUNCEMENTS: LeanPax, F3 AfterHours starting every second Tuesday at 7:15 @ Capital Steps, Convergence on NYD at Stronghold.

COT: 28 Pax and 2.0s with Coffeeteria at Star Bagel

Oh Hill no, Christmas edition

AO: the-castle
Q: Strutter
PAX: SalPal, hambone, Fabuloso, Brown Slip, Barney, Strutter, Steely, Cross-stitch, Pep, Wrong Way
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS:

WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: