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Hooligans

Date: 2026-04-03 AO: Handsomizer Q: Puzzlah , Oatmeal PAX: Old Maid, Oatmeal, Puzzlah, Salami, SalPal, Freakonomics FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: best time of year
WARMUP: wait for the q to arrive
THE THANG: We did a scrum – merkins – Bear crawls – Burpees
Lineouts: – star jumps – Broad jumps – Iron mikes
Then ran lines with the last man up mentality for about 15 minutes before getting into some gameplay
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
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Stairs and sliders

Date: 2026-03-20 AO: handsomizer Q: Purple Tiger , PAX: Salami, Old Maid, El Gran Verde (Mario Avila) FNGs: 1 El Gran Verde (Mario Avila) COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: standard stuff
THE THANG: Used core sliders on turf field, crawling with sliders on feet and hands, then 15 steps ups each leg and 30 dips. Repeat
Mosey to ramps, 15 inverted rows, 15 derkins, squat walk up ramp. Repeat.
Run each set of stairs and then 10 hand release merkins or 10 jump squats on each platform. Repeat but hop up stairs.
Mosey to cot, stopping at bench along the way to do 25 glute bridges and 25 incline merkins.
MOLESKINE: Been sick for a week but it was great to get to back to the cult of camaraderie!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check main channels
COT: Names FNG Mario Avila El Gran Verde as he is a Dartmouth Alum. Prayers for Salami’s girlfriend and her back injury and my old man who is about to undergo radiation treatment.
PLAYLIST: Power over me playlist on Spotify
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Grow School! Emotional Headlocking

Date: 2026-03-14 AO: 1stf Q: Derby PAX: Juicy J, Shakira, Piglet, Hair Band, SalPal, Puzzlah, Salami, Squatter FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Perfect!
WARMUP: SSH, BACs, BACBACs, WMH, Runners Stretch, PE Stretch
Credo, Mission Statement, 5 Core Principals (Burpees/Merkins)
THE THANG: Starting w/ Merkins PAX then carries weight ~25 yards and back then adds in the following exercise and repeats until they’ve added all 5 exercises into a set. Once complete PAX knocks out 25 WWII’s then starts back at the top.
10 Merkins 10 SB Rows 10 SB Squats 10 SB Curl w/ Overhead Press 10 SB Burpees
After completing 3 Sets of the above, half of PAX held Planks while the other half carried weight to/from Stage (2x)
Ended w/ 25 Merkins to ensure we hit our Merkin Madness Quota for the day.
MOLESKINE: Challenged PAX to find a moment to be intentional and check in with significant other or someone close to them. Goal is to listen and provide emotional support as needed. I’ve personally lagged in this department as I’ve fallen into the typical male trap of fixing not listening which was all my M needed in the end.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack but to highlight a few: March Merkin Madness, f3nashville.slack.com/team/U06KPV4RRAT Murder Mystery, Chunks 50 Mile Relay, Wolfpack Holy Smokers, Juicy J Classic Downtown Marathon in the works
COT: Prayers for continued strength in relationships and f3nashville.slack.com/team/U020QR7192Q‘s EH discussion with PAX
PLAYLIST: Offspring Pandora!
Appreciate you all coming out to Bellevue and giving me the opportunity to lead! You all got after it today!
:horse_racing:
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Grow School! Emotional Headlocking

Date: 2026-03-14 AO: pain-train Q: Derby PAX: Hair Band, Salami, SalPal, Shakira, Juicy J, Piglet, Puzzlah, Squatter FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Perfect!
WARMUP: SSH, BACs, BACBACs, WMH, Runners Stretch, PE Stretch
Credo, Mission Statement, 5 Core Principals (Burpees/Merkins)
THE THANG: Starting w/ Merkins PAX then carries weight ~25 yards and back then adds in the following exercise and repeats until they’ve added all 5 exercises into a set. Once complete PAX knocks out 25 WWII’s then starts back at the top.
10 Merkins 10 SB Rows 10 SB Squats 10 SB Curl w/ Overhead Press 10 SB Burpees
After completing 3 Sets of the above, half of PAX held Planks while the other half carried weight to/from Stage (2x)
Ended w/ 25 Merkins to ensure we hit our Merkin Madness Quota for the day.
MOLESKINE: Challenged PAX to find a moment to be intentional and check in with significant other or someone close to them. Goal is to listen and provide emotional support as needed. I’ve personally lagged in this department as I’ve fallen into the typical male trap of fixing not listening which was all my M needed in the end.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack but to highlight a few: March Merkin Madness, The Merchant Murder Mystery, Chunks 50 Mile Relay, Wolfpack Holy Smokers, Juicy J Classic Downtown Marathon in the works
COT: Prayers for continued strength in relationships and Hair Band’s EH discussion with PAX
PLAYLIST: Offspring Pandora!
Appreciate you all coming out to Bellevue and giving me the opportunity to lead! You all got after it today!
:horse_racing:
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Naming Conventions in Atlanta are strange

Date: 2026-03-06 AO: handsomizer Q: SalPal , Chowda(F3 Atl WarningTrack) PAX: Salami, Natural Ice, Old Maid, Spinal Tap, TitleMax FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Absolutely delightful.
WARMUP: Led by Chowda(F3 Atl WarningTrack)!
THE THANG: (1) Merkin Circuit, (2) Atlanta Beatdown Sample
MOLESKINE: Lots of discussion around naming conventions and ballpoint pens.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Grow School, Merkin Madness, Murder Mystery, Spring Fling, Check Slack
COT: TitleMax kid, career, runners this weekend, intentions unspoken.
PLAYLIST: N/a
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Sweep the Sheds, Climb the Fences, Storm the Castle

Date: 2026-02-27 AO: handsomizer Q: DintyMoore PAX: Puzzlah, Salami FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: no SSHs here (10 count cadence) High Knees  Drop Squats  Good Mornings  Michael Phelps  Bonnie Blairs Inch Worms
THE THANG: Thing 1 – Mosey toward Flea Market  Stop at Ticket Gate to pay entry 10 WWIs, 10 Merkins, 5 burpees
Continue Mosey to Sheds Shed 1 – All4One and One4All One pax runs down and back, rest of pax does Merkins   Hammers 
Shed 2 – Partner Crawl Bearcrawl while partner does 5 burpees then runs to catch up and switch 
Shed 3 – All Together Now Lunge the shed w/ arms locked
Thing 2 – Long Mosey back with fence climb, DIDs, and Broga on the way.
Dealers Choice Mary to finish w/ 5 burpee buy out
MOLESKINE: Stronger, Faster, Better
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Merkin Madness, After Hours, Holy Smokerz, etc.
COT: Extra coffee for all
PLAYLIST:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3PGmpughvhiRHbEEO5EVUr?si=ls9LQQLWS_2qSzx7Hc2kBA&pi=fy0LmI7jR7m8D
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Our mumblechatter goes to 11

Date: 2026-02-19 AO: atlantis Q: SalPal PAX: Salami, Faulker, Puzzlah, Subway, Oatmeal, sooner, Pole Dancer FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Moist.
WARMUP: Mumblechatter.
THE THANG: Merkin + Leg Ladders up and down. Ample mumblechatter.
MOLESKINE: T-Claps to Faulker for making it after a long day, and Puzzlah prototyping another AO pre-party. Oatmeal is leading (1) a rugby Q at Handsomizer with Puzzlah and (2) Highland Games 2026 at Atlantis, dates TBD.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers, Merkin Madness.
COT: Be kind to people.
PLAYLIST: 2010 Alt Rock Comfort Food.
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The Handsome-Thang

Date: 2026-02-13 AO: handsomizer Q: Cowboy PAX: Salami, SalPal, Freakonomics, Cuban Missile FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Cool, crisp, welcoming morning
WARMUP: Bro-ga; Scorpions, SSH, Giddy Ups, Jump Shots
THE THANG: Choose Pairs and Mosey the Loop. 1. Burpee Buyin: 2. Pairs do 50 Total of Mike Tysons : partner run the loop. FlipFlop R&R with Jump Shots, R&R with Mike Tysons @30
11s sidewalk GiggyUps at the bottom – Iron Mike at the top – Partners start on opposite ends With 5 Slap Merkins in the middle when you meet your partner
Mary: Hold AL Prom Dates, add leg raised to sky, 30 sec Supine Planks x 2, MOLESKINE: MOLESKIN: Salami counted on me, he reminded me as I left, I nodded and said I would, but here it is Tuesday and I failed to get the backblast out timely. Sorry guys. It was a great time to be with you.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokes 2/19 and see above :point_up_2:for New AO at Whites Creek HS. COT: Gaze at the moon and acknowledge how small we are in a great expanse AND yet chased down by a Maker
PLAYLIST: All Coverbands – only 2 hidden original recordings. Freakonomics nailed it.
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4/5 requirements met

Date: 2026-02-17 AO: offthebooks Q: SalPal PAX: Salami FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Irrelevant
WARMUP: Warmup reps before each set
THE THANG: Tactical Barbell, Fighter Progression, 80%.
MOLESKINE: Coffee
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Bro hang
PLAYLIST: Whatever the YMCA had on.
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Yearly Offsite

Date: 2026-01-30 AO: handsomizer Q: SalPal , Salami PAX: Salami FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Relo’ed to Northwest YMCA due to icy conditions.
WARMUP: Pre-workout
THE THANG: Bench press, squats, pull-ups.
MOLESKINE: Relationships, hobbies, Nashville ice storm.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Shieldmock
COT: Good quality hang.