Spring 2026

Date: 2026-03-12 AO: atlantis Q: Esposa PAX: Oatmeal, SalPal, Title Max, sooner, Subway, Pole Dancer FNGs: None COUNT: 7 the perfect number CONDITIONS: Windy
WARMUP: Broga/dynamic movement
THE THANG: 4 Corners Mental Health Lap MHL Corner 1 Thursters Corner 2 25 Merkins Corner 3 50 American Hammers Corner 4 25 drop squats
MHL 2 1 25 Tricep extension 2 25 Merkins 3 50 Freddy Mercs 4 25 Walk Lunge ?
MHL 3 Oatmeal can’t shoot 1 25 curls for the girls 2 25 merkins 3 25 V ups 4 25 iron Mike/ Apollo onos
MHL 2 1 Man Makers 25 2 25 merkins 3 50 moutain climbers 4 sumo squats 50
Those who brought block did not do 5 merkins. 5 more just for fun and 10 merkins to end it. #merkin madness complete 120 friends
MOLESKINE: Title Max reversed engineered alien power steering go a rocket. Seville has Morrish architecture
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Grow School 6am Bellevue, The Merchant murder mystery. Impossible mile Focker , plank April Grape
COT: SalPal travels and prayers for baby Aurora Title Max
PLAYLIST: mumble Chatter

Our mumblechatter goes to 11

Date: 2026-02-19 AO: atlantis Q: SalPal PAX: Salami, Faulker, Puzzlah, Subway, Oatmeal, sooner, Pole Dancer FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Moist.
WARMUP: Mumblechatter.
THE THANG: Merkin + Leg Ladders up and down. Ample mumblechatter.
MOLESKINE: T-Claps to Faulker for making it after a long day, and Puzzlah prototyping another AO pre-party. Oatmeal is leading (1) a rugby Q at Handsomizer with Puzzlah and (2) Highland Games 2026 at Atlantis, dates TBD.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers, Merkin Madness.
COT: Be kind to people.
PLAYLIST: 2010 Alt Rock Comfort Food.

Eat It

Date: 2026-02-05 AO: atlantis Q: Firefox PAX: Pole Dancer, SalPal, Squatter FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Frigid, but not icy
WARMUP: Quick mosey to the pavilion and some stretches while the playlist was queued up.
THE THANG: Part 1: The real warm-up. SSH with Burpees whenever we hear “Eat It” during the seminal classic “Eat It” by Weird Al. ~30 burpees.
Part 2: Tabata stations (45s on, 15s off) with Planks between circuits. – kettlebell swing – Bulgarian split squats – Upright KB row – Jump Squats – Tricep Dips – Goblet Squats Started at a 45s plank, increasing by 15s each circuit. On circuit four, dealer’s choice change-up of the stations: – KB halos – Incline merkine – Bent over KB rows – Step-ups – IYTs – KB swings Ended on a 1:45 min plank.
MOLESKINE: Check the playlist!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Shieldmock and Holy Smokers. Check Slack.
COT: Gratitude and some quiet meditation

The Thawing of Atlantis

Date: 2026-01-29 AO: atlantis Q: Squatter PAX: Pole Dancer, SalPal, Puzzlah FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Cold, frozen mist
WARMUP: SSH High knees Butt-kickers WMH-RS-Twist Merkins Squats
THE THANG: SB Clean & Press KB Swings Front squats with block Tricep extensions with DB Mosey X2
SB Deadlifts KB Shoulder Rows Curls with block American hammers with DB Mosey X2
SB Lunges KB Single Arm Rows Chest press with block Flutter Kicks with DB Mosey
Burpees Jump squats Merkins with toe touch Side lunges Mosey
MOLESKINE: PAX shared gratitude
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: Tailgate coffee

Snow Prep

Date: 2026-01-22 AO: atlantis Q: Subway PAX: sooner, Pole Dancer, Puzzlah, Shakira FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: foggy
WARMUP: stretching
THE THANG: coupon work Rnd 1 – 2 rounds 25 step ups – per leg (pace setter) Coupon shoulder press Coupon incline push ups Coupon Skull crushers Coupon curls
Rnd 2 – 2 rounds 25 dips (pace setter) Coupon side bends Decline pushups Coupon single armbent row pulls Coupon truck drivers
Rnd 3 – almost 2 rounds
20 WW1s Plank Hollow body hold Box cutters Alabama Prom dates
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

Fire on the mountain

AO: atlantis
Q: Puzzlah
PAX: Pole Dancer, SalPal
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: not bad

WARMUP: show up at 5:32

THE THANG: mosey to mt. kentucky, stopping for 10 push ups at every cross street.

Sprint 1/3, walk back
Sprint 2/3, walk back
Sprint all the way up and down the far side
Sprint up the far side, walk back
Sprint all the way up, walk back
Sprint 1/3 way up, walk back

The walks should have been jogs but Im a bit lazy.

Mosey back to startex. A little less than 3 miles round trip

MOLESKINE:
Dig into some art. We jammed to some Grateful Dead today in remembrance of Bob Weir and I admitted it was a cultural blindspot for me. Be curious, keep learning, and dive into the uncomfortable.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: see slack

COT: :v: and :heart:

Hot Rod

AO: atlantis
Q: Focker
PAX: Michael Bonds, Wet Wipes, Subway, Pole Dancer, CubCadet, Toothless
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: perfect

WARMUP: some basic active warm up stuff

THE THANG: while one PAX drug a large punching bag and then switched to overhead ruck carry other PAX did the following:

HOT
Hand release merkins
Overhead Merkin (dry docks)
Toe raises
ROD
Really hard squats (mucho leggo)
One legged bridges
Dead bugs

H – Horizontal Push
Push-ups
O – Overhead / Vertical Work
dive-bomber push-ups
T – Trunk/Core
low plank
R – Really hard squats
O – Open-Chain Lower Body
Lunges
D – Dynamic Movement
mountain climbers

MOLESKINE: just some good fellowship with good dudes

ANNOUNCEMENTS: you know where to look!

COT: thankful for this community and these men in particular

F3 The Gathering

AO: atlantis
Q: Pal
PAX: Subway, Puzzlah, Pole Dancer, Toothless, sooner, Oatmeal
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Foggy

WARMUP: Mosey

THE THANG: Color Pie Tabata + MTG Deck of Death ft. LotR

MOLESKINE: Oatmeal was visibly pissed we didn’t just play Magic. Puzzlah was visibly confused by the mumblechatter. Good times had by all.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Stairs, food donations, check Slack.

COT: Country, marriages, family strife.

ZOMBIES! HALLOWEEN!

AO: atlantis
Q: bluemule
PAX: Siri, Pole Dancer, Eject
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS:

WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

STAR WARS: RISE OF THE REBELLION

AO: atlantis
Q: Toothless
PAX: Newbery, Subway, SalPal, Pole Dancer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: Clear & crispy! Had to break out the light jacket!

PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6Tck0cNTHNrevvoRZHrYZ1?si=c96cba25bc3d4029

WARMUP:
– X-Wings aka SSH x 20
– Imperial Walkers x 20
– Dagobah Lifts aka Air Presses x 20
– Stormtrooper Lunges aka Prisoner Lunges x 20

THE THANG: STAR WARS – RISE OF THE REBELLION

Count off 1s & 2s, then proceed with 3 rounds of competition to decide the fate of the galaxy.

Round 1 – Blockade Runners
Imperials line up across the parking lot while Rebels run a lap around the third light pole and back. Each Imperial must complete 30 merkins and be holding a squat by the time the first Rebels return. Any Imperial caught will be captured and forced to run for the Rebels. Rebels regroup to start each lap. Rebels have 8 rounds to break the entire blockade. Switch roles and repeato.

Round 2 – Hoth Escape
Rebels are in the first parking spot, Imperials are at the second light pole to start their march. Rebels must complete a group total of 75 WWI’s per person before the Imperials make it to the snow works.

Only crab walking is allowed between the speed bumps. Rebels can pay 5 burpees at base to reload one harpoon at a time and tag an Imperial, who then must then perform 10 burpees. Rebels can run back on their tauntauns after harpooning. Rebels win by completing all WWI’s, Imperials win by reaching the Rebel snow base. Switch roles and repeato if time.

Round 3 – Hero Battle
Rebels and Imperials face off from opposing parking spaces. Each PAX battles the other side’s hero 1:1. First to complete the assigned set of exercises wins that battle. Keep track of your wins, plank for the six, and Rebels rotate down the line to face a new opponent after each round.
– Merkins x 50
– Prisoner Squats x 30
– Tuck jumps x 30
– Mountain climbers (2ct) x 50
– Superman’s x 50

Mary – Celebrate the Victory (aka Dealer’s Choice) to time

MOLESKINE: The feedback on every round was boisterous. Many were saying how easy it was and asked for a harder challenge. Okay it was the opposite of that, even YHC felt it today. Pole Dancer and Subway played the part of the Rebels to start each round, leaving Newbery, SalPal, and YHC as the Imperials.

First round was a burner, much huffing and puffing by all. No blockades made it all 8 rounds, I think the Imperials made it 5 rounds and the Rebels made it 6.

Second round was no less of a burner. The Rebels were fairly quickly overwhelmed in their first bout, not having grasped the importance of loading a harpoon in advance. The Imperials took a turn defending and were within 10 WWI’s of winning before a sneak attack from Subway stopped them and forced a retreat via transport for the next round.

Third round may have been the most affected by the unbalanced teams as the Rebels had to compete in every round while the Imperials had a man sitting out in an active hold only to cycle in somewhat fresher for the next exercise. Nonetheless the round scores were 6-4, pretty close!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– f3dads workout this Saturday!
– handsomizer costume burpee extravaganza next Friday!

COT:
Reminder that fighting for good is hard and not always rewarded, but the motivation to keep going comes from within and the benefits are twofold, for you and for those around you that you have a positive influence on as you push for good in all things.

Prayers up for:
– Basement construction
– Safe travels
– House selling
– Sickness & wellness

As always men, it was an honor to lead! See you for a spooky Q from bluemule next week!

— Toothless :tooth: