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Cutting Coupons

AO: cruelhall
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Michael Freiburg, Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Works for a Guy, Esposa, Pedialyte
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: 90% precipitation

WARMUP: Broga Flow

THE THANG:
Block work
50 – block squats
40 – block rows
30 – block merkins
20 – triple arm killers (tricep press, shoulder press, bicep curl)
10 – 8 count block bodybuilders
5 – alternating block merkins
5 sprints
Rinse and repeat

10 minute AMRAP
10 block squat cleans
10 block thrusters
10 burpees

Mary
2 minutes of WW1

MOLESKINE:
Great way to burn those Christmas calz. And welcome back Esposa, great to see those white knee socks gleaming in the moonlight again!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
#leanpax starts Jan 6, be prepared…
New Years #convergence at the Parthenon

COT:
– Pedialyte sister had seizure on Christmas
– Esposa friend killed in Mexico
– Michael Freiburg prayers for traveling mercies

Grateful as always for serve.
:v: EZ

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25 Days of Christmas 2024

AO: detention
Q: Movin On Up
PAX: Deep State, Pedialyte, Mistah Mistah, EZ-Go, Pound Puppy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS:
– Pure Christmas Joy with the tunes to match

WARMUP:

– 20 SSH
– Willy Mays Haze
– Right over Left
– Left over Right
– Quick warmup mozy

THE THANG:

Thang
– 1 is 1 for everything and adds as you go
– Under pavilion so change the sprint. Add each one
– SSH for the 6

25 Days of Christmas:

1 Sprint
2 body builders
3 diamond mercans
4 jump squats
5 jlos
6 big boys
7 burpees
8 WWIs
9 star jumps
10 Mike Tyson’s
11 mercans
12 American hammers
13 heel touches
14 lunges
15 dry docks
16 side squats
17 hill Billy’s
18 high knees
19 Alabama prom dates
20 air press
21 lbcs
22 mountain climbers
23 calf raises
24 imperial walkers
25 shoulder taps

– SSH for 6

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Lean Pax starting January!

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Post Butterball Crawl Beatdown

AO: cruelhall
Q: Donkey Hammer
PAX: BTU, Pedialyte, Young and Restless, EZ-Go, Michael Freiburg
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: cool but lovely

WARMUP: SSH, calf raise, WMH, GM

Grab block

Mobility
Cat/cow
Thoracic rotations
High plank -> right/left foot forward (rotate, wiggle hips, knee down, bends towards and away from knee)
Prone snow angel
Prone scorpion
Down dog to up dog
Side lying shoulder rotation
Jane Fondas
Supine pigeon
Straight leg raises – R, L, B

THE THANG: Four corners Tabata: 40 seconds on, 20 off with different modes of travel between corners.

Rounds:
Merkins
Squats with side step
Block merkins
Calf raises
APD
Jump squats
Extended side plank each side then high plank
Jump over block then merkins

Modes of travel between corners:
Bear crawl
Crab walk
Duck walk
Lunge
Reverse lunge
Alligator merkin

MOLESKINE: Happy Thanksgiving. Welcome, BTU.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: start planning to attend 2nd annual Crieve Hall Butterball Crawl now.

COT:

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Get it

AO: detention
Q: Winona
PAX: Accounts Receivable, Deep State, Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Topanga, Uncle Jerry, Works for a Guy, Pedialyte
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: 50 and clear

WARMUP: stretches

THE THANG: run to the Ag center
7s up the driveway
Burpees bottom and WW1 top
Run the loop
Stop and push out 50 merks
Run the loop
Stop and squat 100
Run the loop
Stop and 50 flutters
Run back to the playground
5 sets
5 pull ups, 20 squats, 10 V ups
Sprints
Core wrap up

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: turkey trot

COT:

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270 to Win

AO: detention
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Works for a Guy, Accounts Receivable, Winona, Movin On Up, Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Matador, Mistah Mistah, Uncle Jerry, Deep State, Pedialyte
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: Easy, Breezy, Beautiful

WARMUP:
Trump Twists
Kamalalunges
26 4ct American Hammers

THE THANG:
*Grab a block
The electoral college is a key tenet of the system of American government. In order to understand it, you must experience it. And experience it we did.

For each BLUE state – BLOCK SQUATS
For each RED state – MERKINS
For each SWING state – BURPEES

Alabama: 9 merkins
Alaska: 3 merkins
Arizona: 11 burpees
Arkansas: 6 merkins
California: 54 squats
Colorado: 10 squats
Connecticut: 7 squats
Delaware: 3 squats
District of Columbia: 3 squats
Florida: 30 merkins
Georgia: 16 burpees
Hawaii: 4 squats
Idaho: 4 merkins
Illinois: 19 squats
Indiana: 11 merkins
Iowa: 6 merkins
Kansas: 6 merkins
Kentucky: 8 merkins
Louisiana: 8 merkins
Maine: 4 squats
Maryland: 10 squats
Massachusetts: 11 squats
Michigan: 15 burpees
Minnesota: 10 squats
Mississippi: 6 merkins
Missouri: 10 merkins
Montana: 4 merkins
Nebraska: 5 merkins
Nevada: 6 merkins
New Hampshire: 4 squats
New Jersey: 14 squats
New Mexico: 5 squats
New York: 28 squats
North Carolina: 16 burpees
North Dakota: 3 merkins
Ohio: 17 merkins
Oklahoma: 7 merkins
Oregon: 8 squats
Pennsylvania: 19 burpees
Rhode Island: 4 squats
South Carolina: 9 merkins
South Dakota: 3 merkins
Tennessee: 11 merkins
Texas: 40 merkins
Utah: 6 merkins
Vermont: 3 squats
Virginia: 13 squats
Washington: 12 squats
West Virginia: 4 merkins
Wisconsin: 10 burpees
Wyoming: 3 merkins

Then MARY:
270 to win – 30s increments of low plank, right side plank, left side plank, six inches, and v-ups until 270 s had elapsed

MOLESKINE:
What an educational experience we all had. I feel so prepared for the election tomorrow!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tennessee Tussle and F3 Half Marathon this weekend

COT:
Pray for our leaders (Romans 13)

Always a pleasure, thanks for allowing me to lead.
-EZ

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Stages of Labor

AO: cruelhall
Q: Focker
PAX: EZ-Go, Fortran, Young and Restless, Pedialyte, Uncle Jerry, Donkey Hammer, Pound Puppy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8

WARMUP: stretching to loosen our pelvis

THE THANG: in light of the impending birth of my second son, we wanted to experience what childbirth is like for our wives

Early labor
Dilation 0-6cm
1,2,3,4,5,6 8-count bodybuilders
“Alternate between resting and working to get labor going”
Contractions 5-30 min between each.
5 merkins, 5 prisoner squats, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. Run between sets to rest

Active labor
“actively work through labor with your birthing team”
Dilation 6-8 cm
Every PAX takes turns doing 6,7,8 pull ups. PAX waiting are doing lt dans—>monkey humpers—>Alabama prom dates to “relax” between “contractions”

Transition
“Burpee coping method”
Contractions Every 2 minutes for 60-90 sec
Dilation 8-10 cm
8 burpees in 60 sec
9 burpees in 60 sec
10 burpees in 60 sec
1 minute low plank rest
8 burpees in 60 sec
9 burpees in 60 sec
10 burpees in 60 sec

Pushing stage!
“Keep breathing and work with your body, not against it”
Dilated 10 cm
10 parking lot sprints

Placenta delivery (the forgotten child)
10 burpees

MOLESKINE: I think we can all say to the mother’s of our children that we now know exactly what they went through. Lots of great mumblechatter and birth stories shared. This may have been my Sistine Chapel of workouts in terms on intentionality

ANNOUNCEMENTS: please see Slack for full breakdown

COT: prayers for Pound Puppies’ wife as she recovers from surgery. Young and Restless and his earnest desire for children (love the vulnerability in sharing something like that so thank you man)

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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

AO: detention
Q: Focker
PAX: Topanga, Mistah Mistah, Matador, Movin On Up, Uncle Jerry, Pedialyte, EZ-Go, Winona, Accounts Receivable
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Almost long sleeve time

WARMUP: SSH, squats, dive bombers

THE THANG: grab coupon
Tabata work. 50 sec on, 10 off.
3 rounds of each exercise group then run top loop
Round 1: thrusters and flutter kicks
RUN
Round 2: rows and WW1
RUN
Round 3: swings and heel lifts
RUN
Round 4: burpee jumps and planks
RUN
Round 5: curl to press and crunchy frogs

MOLESKINE: mid to low Mumblechatter today due to progressing core difficulty noted. Lots of gas passing also due to core work

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Chili time on 10/20! See slack ^^^for details

COT: prayers for traveling, prayers for Esposa to be back soon (we all miss you), prayers lifted for those who were in the hurricane path

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Parvus sed potens

AO: cruelhall
Q: Donkey Hammer
PAX: Focker, Pedialyte
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS:
51 degrees with a gentle nip in the air

WARMUP:
SSH, WMH, GM, high knees

MOBILITY:
Cat/cow
Thoracic rotations
High plank -> right/left foot forward
Prone snow angel
Prone scorpion
Down dog to up dog under the fence and back
Side lying shoulder rotation
Jane Fondas
Supine pigeon
Straight leg raises – right, left, both

THE THANG:
7’s: jump squats at the bottom, merkins with extended side plank at the top. Bernie half way up bus hill.

Tabata: 1 minute on, 25 seconds off
Side lunge
Mtn climber
Prisoner squats
V ups
Kick through
High plank

MOLESKINE:
It was an elite, invite only crew. Small but mighty. The weather was perfect and the vibes were high.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None. Looking forward to everyone coming back from fall break. See you in the gloom next week.

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CruelHall gets Handsome!

AO: cruelhall
Q: Freakonomics
PAX: Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Pedialyte, Matador, Mistah Mistah, Works for a Guy, Old Maid, Natural Ice, Spinal Tap, Cuban Missile, Freakonomics, Fortran
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: dark and cool

WARMUP: SSH, Low and Slow Squats and Merkins, Little Baby Arm Circles, Willie Mays Hays and Good Mornings

THE THANG:
Handsomizer men on one line, CruelHall men on the other. Run to the center, 10 reps 2-man clap pushups. lunge back. Repeat 5 times for 50 push up reps total.

Start with 12 reps each of five exercises. Bicep curl (coupon), overhead press (coupon), overhead tricep extension (coupon), rows or pull-ups, squats (2 count). Run around the covered area, repeat with 11 reps. Run, repeat with 10, etc. Your Q got down to 7 reps.

Six minutes of Mary – somehow the most low-ab exercises I’ve ever done.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Nashville Chili Cookoff is coming up. Check 2ndf and with Natural Ice for details.
COT:
Old Maid family sickness and stress for mrs.
Pedialyte’s sister is expecting her second child at any moment!

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Rock Me Like A Hurricane

AO: cruelhall
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Donkey Hammer, Pedialyte, Works for a Guy, Mistah Mistah, Accounts Receivable, Focker, EZ-Go, Young and Restless, Michael Freiburg, Black Lung, Sofa King
FNGs: 1 Sofa King
COUNT: 11
Crieve Hall showed up and showed out for a washout F3 beatdown under the pavilión.

CONDITIONS:
Noahic

WARMUP:
20 SSH

THANG: The Hurricane
Tabata (2 min on, 45s off)
Retrieve soggy coupon then…

Outer bands:
1 – Sumo Squats w block
2 – Tricep extensions
3 – WW1
4 – Decline mercs

Inner bands:
1 – Lt. Dans
2 – Bicep curls
3 – American hammers
4 – Incline mercs

Storm surge!
Thunderstruck burpee-fest

Eye wall:
Eye wall bear crawl

Eye:
6 inches with block hold

Storm surge!
Thunderstruck burpee-fest

NAMEARAMA:
Welcomed Walter aka Sofa King (sells sofas on Facebook Marketplace)

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Nashville half-marathon – Oct 26

PRAYERS:
Smokehouse new baby in da house!

Great work boys, always a pleasure!

-EZ