Shorts

AO: pain-train
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Stubs, morning stār, Siri, FLO, Cheeks, G-string, Derby, Motorola, Shakira, Pebbles, @Domino
FNGs: 1 @Domino
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Little warm, great for shorts

WARMUP: Really short warmup of the usual suspects

THE THANG:
Short mosey to front of church
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count merkins
– 10 second high plank hold
– 10 second rest
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count squats
– 10 second low squat hold
– 10 second rest

Short mosey to side of church
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count leg raises
– 10 second 6″ leg hold
– 10 second rest
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count heel touches
– 10 second 6″ leg hold
– 10 second rest

Mosey to back of church
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count merkins
– 10 second high plank hold
– 10 second rest
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count squats
– 10 second low squat hold
– 10 second rest

Short mosey back to the flag
– Ring of Fire Burpee edition
– 3 minutes left!?…. A few more burpees while stretching

MOLESKINE:
Impressed with Domino jumping right into cadence, “Just like police academy” he says.
Impressed with the short shorts, especially from morning stār G-string and Shakira… The rest of yous… get your act together.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 Nerf Wars coming soon… keep an eye out in Slack.

COT:
Grateful to have a place to lead amongst leaders and be part of a team.

Circuit w/ Accessories

AO: the-knoll
Q: Derby
PAX: The Banker, Pebbles, Hair Band, Shakira, Lady Liberty, Stubs, Gold Digger, Ex-Pat, Legos, Étouffée, @Bumblebee, @Deuce
FNGs: 1 @Deuce
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: BACs, BAC BACs, Willie Mays Hayes, Good Mornings, Mosey

THE THANG: 6 Station Partner Circuit w/ one being a 45-60lb ruck/jog to hydrant and back as our Timer

Round 1 (3x): Hero Burpees, WWII’s, Merkins, Coupon Step Ups, Dips

Quick Mosey to catch our breath

Round 2 (2x): Hangs, Wall Sits, Plank, Coupon Squats, Butterfly kicks

Round 3 (1x): SSH, LBC’s, C. Dry Docks, Coupon Rows, Sit Thru’s

MOLESKINE: Take a moment to be proud of where you’re at and what you’ve accomplished. We tend to be way too hard on ourselves and not take the time to reflect on the positives.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Night Moves w/ SalPal at the Parthenon this evening at 7:30 PM

Hair Band and I tossing around putting a team together for the Aug 29th 50 Mile Ragnar

COT: Prayed us out putting emphasis on physical and mental health of those mentioned.

Thank you for the opportunity to lead today!

Cardio Party

AO: the-knoll
Q: Derby
PAX: Pebbles, Half Lyfe, Wolfpack, morning stār, Shakira, El Capitan, AAA, Gold Digger, Stubs, Ex-Pat, @Teebow, @GabbiCat(2.0), @Bumblebee(2.0), @Rubics (2.0), @Foxy (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: BACs, BAC BACs, Good Mornings, Will Mayes Hayes

THE THANG: 3 Stage Dora (Partnered Up)

Stage 1: Runner runs to fire hydrant and back and partners accumulate:
200 Merkins, 200 WWII’s, 200 Lunges (1 is 1)

Quick break consisting of Side Straddle Hops.

Stage 2: Runner runs to fire hydrant and back while partner holds:
2x Butterfly Kicks, 2x Wall Sits

Stage 3: Runner adds distance running to electric pole and back while partner holds:
2x Planks

Closed out w/ 50 Side Straddle Hops

MOLESKINE: Don’t forget to prioritize filling your families cup. For mine it’s planning trips giving us something to look forward to and prepare for together.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: We thanked and congratulated Wolfpack for his leadership position within F3 Nashville

COT: Short prayer of appreciation and continued support/encouragement

Thank you for the opportunity to lead today!

ISO Crazy

AO: the-knoll
Q: Sooie
PAX: Sooie, Half Lyfe, morning stār, Pebbles, El Capitan, Derby, Tebow, The Banker, Timber, Papa Bear, Bumblebee (2.0), Tonks (2.0), Fish Biscuit (2.0), Smoltz (2.0), Mushi (2.0), Gabby Cat (2.0), Foxy (2.0), Shakira
FNGs: 1 Shakira
COUNT: 18
CONDITIONS: 74 degrees sounds pleasant right? Wrong! Gills were required to breathe the 2:1 water/ air mixture.

WARMUP:
Head to toe mobility
BAC
BBAC
Low slow squats
Slow merkins
SSH (23 :goat:)

THE THANG:
Timber brings 0530 with him as he comes running onto the playground. I abdicate responsibility for any injuries one might endure over the coming 45 minutes by stating the non-professional capacity in which I will be leading, thusly shielding myself from a potential torrent of litigation.
We warm up.
Spoiler alert: it’s quite hot already. Nonetheless, we awaken our muscles from head to toe with Yes/No/Maybes, Baby Arm Circles, Back BACS, Low slow squats, low slow merkins, and SSH.

Now onto the thang: “ISO Crazy”
We partner up and establish four stations of isometric exercises. Between the stations the PAX perform:
– 10 planche merkins,
– 10 groiners,
– 10 jump squats.
The isometric exercises:
1. dead hangs,
2. fingertip plank,
3. tree/pole/wall sit,
4. hollow hold
are held until failure of one of the partners. The pairs are numbered off 1-4 and begin their respective isometric according to their number. 25 minutes of growling, grunting, grueling agony ensue. My plan, on paper, seemed to be but a gentle tempering of the mortal frame. The reality though was a gauntlet of pain.
The clock strikes 0600 and we’ve had enough. Time for games! Capture the flag! The 2.0’s demand that they take on the adults and we capitulate to this request. However, the first round the adults can only move by hopping on one foot. The 2.0’s score. Second round the adults must move by hopping on both feet. Half Lyfe leaps a flying tackle toward a 2.0 but misses his target and the 2.0’s score yet again. Chafed and chastened, the adults cast off all encumbrances and unleash their full footed fury. A wall of men prevent the 2.0’s from reaching the flag. Midfield, I reach the flag. Wheeling around with it firmly in my clutches, I let loose all reserves of energy and sprint toward our goal line! The adults score and 0614 strikes indicating the end of regulation gameplay. 2.0’s are victorious 2 to 1.

MOLESKINE:
I reflected on Ecclesiastes 4:9-10 and the importance of sharing our burdens. Coffee and fellowship is thoroughly enjoyed

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Knoll closed this Thursday (6/26) to participate in the convergence at greenmachine.
Special beatdown on July 1st at the knoll. You wont want to miss it!
4th of July convergence at handsomizer…on July 4th
Check slack for all other announcements.

COT:
Prayers offered. Coffee and chocolate milk enjoyed. Thanks El Capitan !

Last one. Until the next one

AO: pain-train
Q: G-string
PAX: Timber, The Banker, Half Lyfe, Siri, Wolfpack, Derby, Pebbles, @Motorola, @blinker
FNGs: 2 @Motorola, @blinker
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: warm and muggy
2-
WARMUP:
– SSH
– slow squats
– Slow merkins
– GOAT stretch
– Mosey to the stage for coupons

THE THANG:
Thang 1:
Suicides. Complete first station, bearcrawl to the next, perform exercise and mosey back. As you progress, complete each previous exercise. When all four stations are complete, run to the stage, mosey back, and start over.
– 10 block swings, 10 thrusters, 10 rows
– 10 archer merkins, 10 monkey humpers
– 10 iron mikes, 10 dry docks
– 10 merkins, 10 jump squats
(Bring sally up came on right at the end, so we did the Merkin challenge)

Thang 2:
fifteen minute emom
– 5 front squats
– 4 shoulder presses
– 3 rows
– 2 burpees over the block
(optional mods up were offered)

MOLESKINE:
As dads, we get to set the tone. Sometimes it is easy to be caught up in the chaos of home life, but it is our job to stay calm.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
New Nashville Nantan to be announced soon.
4th of July convergence at Handsomizer.

COT:
Prayers were offered up for the HIM and their families.

You can take the Boy from Love Circle Hill, but you can’t take the Love Circle Hill Out of the Boy

AO: the-knoll
Q: SalPal
PAX: Étouffée, Pebbles, El Capitan, morning stār, Half Lyfe, Timber, Gold Digger(sp?), Bumblebee
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Moist

WARMUP: Quick mosey to the nearby hill

THE THANG: Two interval sets:
30 seconds, 5 burpees, bernie up hill, 5 Lt Dans, Mosey down hill
1:45, then altogether 10 burpees, bernie up, squat jumps, mosey, plank hold to time.

7s:
– Big Boy Situps + WW Merkins
– Iron Mikes + Jump Squats
– Mountain Climbers + Donkey Kicks

Plank Circuit to Close

MOLESKINE:
“I’m sweating a little bit.” – Pebbles
Also Bumblebee did a front flip.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– See Nantan announcement on Slack re: convergences.

COT:
– Prayers for Healing for Jay (Matt’s colleague) and Josh (friend of the Knoll).

Come on out Thursday for some fun and games!

mini-Murph and more

AO: the-knoll
Q: Timber
PAX: The Banker, Pebbles, El Capitan, G-string, AAA, Étouffée, Sooie, Stubs, Malibu, Derby, Sparrow, Papa Bear, Siri, Pitmaster, Half Lyfe, Smoltz (2.0), Fish Biscuit (2.0), Tonks (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
CONDITIONS: Perfect, 60 degrees

WARMUP: mosey, SSH, slow merkins, slow squats, good mornings, leg stretches (covered F3 mission, 5 core principles, credo here)

THE THANG:
1.Mini-Murph: 15 squats, 10 merkins, 5 pullups X 10 sets (run ~300m after 5th and 10th sets)
2. Stations x 2 (40 sec on 20 off while rotating): fast feet, carolina dry docks, standups/sitdowns without using hands
3. Agility work: ~30 yard uphill distance on road, single leg hops, backwards run, side shuffle, bear crawl, frog jumps, sprint

MOLESKINE: played some tunes, good encouragement on the murph station, coffee by El Capitan, good effort by Smoltz leading the way

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pebbles out on Thursday and needs a coffee guy

COT: I shared the Parable of the Oranges: be intentional in our roles as fathers, husbands, workers. Smoltz shared a personal reflection about why he likes coming to F3 (fuels his competitive drive, feels a sense of accomplishment doing something in the morning, likes to work out).

Prayer intentions were shared and prayed for.

Thanks for letting Smoltz and I lead you this morning!
-Timber

What’s next? Hmm…

AO: the-knoll
Q: morning stār
PAX: Pebbles, Half Lyfe, AAA, Derby, Stubs, morning stār, Bubble bee (Q and 2.0), All Start (2.0), Ice box (2.0), Sandlot (2.0), Ninja (2.0)
FNGs: 1 Ninja (2.0)
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: nice and wet

WARMUP: you did it at home right?

THE THANG:
Part 1: Dora-ish … 1 partner does excercise, the other runs to the street and back. Excercises: 20 squats, 15 golden burpees, 20 merkins, 20 SSH.

Part 2: Several games of infection.

Part 3: Round the circle, each PAX choses exercise and reps.

MOLESKINE: tag gets my lungs burning every time … welcome Ninja! Thanks for bringing your 2.0s out PAX!

G.A.M.E.S.

AO: the-knoll
Q: morning stār
PAX: The Banker, Timber, Étouffée, Pebbles, Sooie, El Capitan, Derby, morning stār, AAA, Ex-Pat, Bubble Bee (2.0), Rubix (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: lovely

WARMUP: mosie on the street with pauses for merkins, jump squats and imperial walkers … mosie to the flood memorial bench

THE THANG: 5 seconds of work; 25 seconds of active recovery
power erkins, jump squats … then switch to dips and jump squats

Practiced G.A.M.E.S. during active recovery.

– Gratitude of what is or what’s happened recently
– Anticipation of something to come
– Memories from the past that bring joy
– Experiences you can create that will put a smile on someone’s face
– Song to sing

COT: read a quote that’s been hitting me deeply lately …

““You cannot live well without a friend, and if Jesus be not your friend above all else, you will be very sad and desolate. Thus, you are acting foolishly if you trust or rejoice in any other. Choose the opposition of the whole world rather than offend Jesus. Of all those who are dear to you, let Him be your special love. Let all things be loved for the sake of Jesus, but Jesus for His own sake.” (Thomas a Kempis)”
YHC encouraged the PAX to reflect on who their friend, special love was and to reorient if needed.

Stay thirsty my friends,
-m*

Passing of the Flag

AO: pain-train
Q: Wolfpack , Siri
PAX: Pebbles, Timber, Half Lyfe, voucher, El Capitan, Cheeks, Derby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Perfection.

WARMUP: Mosey to stage

THE THANG:
Wolfpack’s Thang
Loose Caboose Pain Train Style
Each PAX took a coupon or two from the stack and lined up on the track. We completed a lap around the track and stopped ten times to do ten burpees. The last PAX moves to the front at each stop to add variation in the farmer’s carry. 100 Burpees total and lots of weight moved 1/5 of a mile.

Mosey back to startex with a brief detour for some uphill walking lunges.

Siri’s Thang
PAX picked a coupon and lined up at the stage for two rounds of the following circuit:
– Deadlifts
– Curtsie Squats
– Merkins
– Rows
– Curls
– Skullcrushers
– Mountain Climbers with Leg Lifts

Then we all lined up for a whole lot of sprints across the field. Classic Siri.

MOLESKINE: Greatest AO in the land!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Make sure to updated your ICE in Slack.

COT: What an absolute honor it has been to lead this AO over the past year. Definitely leaving before I’m ready, but there is no better PAX to pass the flag over to than Siri. Thank you Siri for EHing me and for the incredible amount of support and motivation you have given me the past couple of years. Just went through my pictures and we first started the Off The Books workout at Red Caboose Park on October 11th, 2023. So to see it come to full fruition in May 10, 2024 and then to pass the leadership to Siri on May 2nd, 2025 is truly incredible. Excited to see how this group continues to grow and lead in the coming year. Thank you again to all the PAX who show up every Friday morning to fuel the Pain Train. SYITG!!