Tag: Old Maid

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Stairs and sliders

Date: 2026-03-20 AO: handsomizer Q: Purple Tiger , PAX: Salami, Old Maid, El Gran Verde (Mario Avila) FNGs: 1 El Gran Verde (Mario Avila) COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: standard stuff
THE THANG: Used core sliders on turf field, crawling with sliders on feet and hands, then 15 steps ups each leg and 30 dips. Repeat
Mosey to ramps, 15 inverted rows, 15 derkins, squat walk up ramp. Repeat.
Run each set of stairs and then 10 hand release merkins or 10 jump squats on each platform. Repeat but hop up stairs.
Mosey to cot, stopping at bench along the way to do 25 glute bridges and 25 incline merkins.
MOLESKINE: Been sick for a week but it was great to get to back to the cult of camaraderie!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check main channels
COT: Names FNG Mario Avila El Gran Verde as he is a Dartmouth Alum. Prayers for Salami’s girlfriend and her back injury and my old man who is about to undergo radiation treatment.
PLAYLIST: Power over me playlist on Spotify
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Naming Conventions in Atlanta are strange

Date: 2026-03-06 AO: handsomizer Q: SalPal , Chowda(F3 Atl WarningTrack) PAX: Salami, Natural Ice, Old Maid, Spinal Tap, TitleMax FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Absolutely delightful.
WARMUP: Led by Chowda(F3 Atl WarningTrack)!
THE THANG: (1) Merkin Circuit, (2) Atlanta Beatdown Sample
MOLESKINE: Lots of discussion around naming conventions and ballpoint pens.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Grow School, Merkin Madness, Murder Mystery, Spring Fling, Check Slack
COT: TitleMax kid, career, runners this weekend, intentions unspoken.
PLAYLIST: N/a
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Parking Garage of Glutes

AO: handsomizer
Q: Natural Ice , Spinal Tap
PAX: Spinal Tap, Old Maid, Freakonomics, bluemule, Natural Ice, Swamper, Lance Brock
FNGs: 1 Lance Brock
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Wet and Wild

WARMUP: SSH, Stretchin, Merks

THE THANG: -Ran to the Parking Garage-
Natural Ice wanted to keep it simple
11s -Merks on one level and WW1s on the other – Keep it moving

Then Spinal Tap – went for A Dora, single leg glut bridges, reverse lunges, Romanian Split Squats, Advanced Alabama Prom Dates.

Lots of Running and Glute exercises

MOLESKINE: You only get wet once

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers Thursday night,

Spinal Tap & Natural Ice launching a small group this wednesday night. Kick off is 6:45 at Hopping River North – with Trivia

COT: Prayers lifted!

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New Year Beatdown

AO: handsomizer
Q: Old Maid
PAX: Cuban Missile, Grape, Natural Ice, Old Maid, Salami, Spinal Tap
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS:
Cool and clear

WARMUP:
30 SSH
30 Baby Arm Circles
15 Air Presses
Good Mornings OYO
Willie Mays Hayes OYO
Worlds Greatest Stretch

THE THANG:
Mosey to stairs
Split into teams of 2
Partners take turns running stairs or doing exercise. At each landing, exercise changes.
Burpees
Merkins
Freddie Mercuries
Reverse Lunges

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Eat clean until Valentines Day (I forgot what it’s called :man-shrugging:).

COT:
Prayers for Grape’s dad’s surgery, Old Maid’s brother, Salami’s healing

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WEIGHTsteros 4

AO: westeros
Q: Michelin Man , Vector
PAX: bluemule, Red Skull, Vector, Old Maid, Spinal Tap, Tim the Toolman, Michelin Man, Pep
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8 pack
CONDITIONS: insta-cold

WARMUP: standard jog around the park

THE THANG:

1. Sevens

Thrusters in middle of parking lot.
Murder bunnies as mode of travel (modify to lunge walk if needed).
Blockees at the Christmas tree pile.

2. Acronym circle- BLOCKS

Do the following:
Big boy sit-ups
Lunges (2 is 1)
Overhead press
Curls
Kettlebell swings
Squats

Did sets of 5x, 5x, 10x, and 5x.

3. Mary. Cool guys incorporated the block in their Mary call. Thank you cool guys.

MOLESKINE: Didn’t want to come. Glad I went. Workout got better with every murder bunny.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: YHC Grinchingly stealing all the Qs in December is over. Back to regular rotation next week. As repayment, those in attendance received a brand new, gently used cinder block as a holiday gift. BRING YOUR OWN COUPN EVERY WEEK MOVING FORWARD.

COT: thank you LORD. Amen.

Subsequently, Doseteria was held at Star Bagel.

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Dumb Deck of Death

AO: handsomizer
Q: Natural Ice
PAX: Salami, Old Maid, Spinal Tap, Freakonomics, Natural Ice
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: festive

WARMUP: SSH – ARM Circles – Imperial Walkers

THE THANG: Deck of Death but Dumb
Kings, Aces, and Jokers – run up stairs 5 burpees
Hearts – Hand Release Merkins
Spades, Diamonds, and Clubs —- who even knows anymore— something was supposed to be WW1s, Crunches, and Squat Jumps.

MOLESKINE: Next time I will bring a Print out reference chart

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Party Tonight!
Christmas Eve 2.0 at Titan

COT: prayers for Salami to be healed fast

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Thankfulness and deliverance

AO: handsomizer
Q: Purple Tiger
PAX: Salami, Freakonomics, Old Maid, SalPal, Spinal Tap, @deliverance
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
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Burpees and 80’s hits

AO: handsomizer
Q: Spinal Tap
PAX: Natural Ice, Freakonomics, Salami, Old Maid
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: noice

WARMUP: the usual

THE THANG: 100 burpees! Oh and we did some stuff around this like the stairs and dips etc

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 2.0 workout, chilliteria, check slack…

COT: love community and bonds we form through f3. Invite friends!

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The Filthy Fifty

AO: handsomizer
Q: Strutter
PAX: Freakonomics, Natural Ice, Old Maid, Salami, Catfish, Cuban Missile, Strutter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: low 60’s perfect morning

WARMUP: 10 each IC
SSH
IW
Abe Vigodas
Mosey to the field

THE THANG:
Upon arrival to the field, I plotted out the four corners that would become our workout areas.
The four corner workouts were as follows:
1) 10 merkins IC
2) 10 SDS IC
3) 10 IC merkin complex, a different style each round. Diamond, Wide, Hand Release, Makhtar N Daiye.
4) 10 Standard Squats IC.
The mode of travel between each corner varied each round.
1) Lunge Walk
2) Bernie
3) Duck Walk
4) Sprint.
5) The final round was a combo of all of the exercises and all of the modes of transportation.
We finished at the top of the stairs with 50) LBCs and then a Mosey back to the start.

MOLESKINE: coffee be Freakonomics was his own unique blend which was amazing.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Night Moves Thursday
Grow School
Octoburpee (w/ world record burpee count to end the month)

COT:
Prayers for Catfish MiL
Salami potential new job
The death of a young lady on the light rail has left me shaken.
Any unspoken prayers.

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Iron Resolve

AO: titan
Q: Chunks
PAX: Hipster, Choo Choo, Black Lung, GameStop, Spinal Tap, Young and Restless, Pep, Old Maid, Black Box
FNGs: 1 Black Box
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Cool and Crisp – False Fall

WARMUP:
20 Burpees – 5 at a time
Mosey to the Coupon Hiding place

THE THANG:
Circuit 1:
Round 1 (20 Reps)
– Squat Thrusters
– Bent over Rows
– Merkins on Block
– Block Swings
Round 2 (15 Reps)
Round 3 (10 Reps)
Round 4 (5 Reps)

Circuit 2:
Round 1 (20 Reps)
– Flutters holding block over head
– BB Situps
– Plank Block Pull throughs
Round 2 (15 Reps)
Round 3 (10 Reps)
Round 4 (5 Reps)

Circuit 3
Round 1 (20 Reps)
– Step Up
– Squats
Round 2 (15 Reps)
Round 3 (10 Reps)
Round 4 (5 Reps)

Mosey back to StartEx
10 Burpees
MOLESKINE: F3 is a gift to be given away. Now is the perfect time with perfect weather. Think of those guys that would benefit from this. Don’t be shy, just do it.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

CSAUP 50 – Friday Night
31 on 31 – 31 Mile Ruck October 24th overnight. Talk to Choo Choo

COT: Prayers for the Families in MN. Happened after our workout, but keep them in your prayers.