Dragonforce Beatdown

AO: the-knoll
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Stubs, morning stār, Half Lyfe, Timber, G-string, Gold Digger, Legos, AAA, Shakira, Étouffée, Pebbles, Bumblebee (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS: Freezing cold… 😀

WARMUP: The usual suspects OYO

THE THANG:

Hit Play on DRAGONFORCE playlist (Automatically increases BPM by 50-200)

5 exercises
40 seconds per exercise consecutively
1 minute rest

Round 1 (2 sets)
Hip Bridges
Air Squats
Right Leg Reverse/Front Lunges
Left Leg Reverse/Front Lunges
Lateral Lunges

2 minutes Bear Crawl Tag

Round 2 (2 sets)
Merkins
Right Arm Bird Dogs
Carolina Dry Docks
Left Arm Bird Dogs
Dips

2 minute Bear Crawl Tag

Round 3 (2 sets)
Plank
WWII
LBCs
Crunchy Frogs
Plank

EMOM (6 minutes)
3 Jump Squats
3 Burpees
3 Pull Ups

annnnnnnnnnnd music fades into the ether.

MOLESKINE: Timber learned how to use a shirt to wipe sweat from his eyes.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: NERF WARS TONIGHT! Check out f3dads for more!

the_eddy is a ruck on Monday mornings. Come join! Official launch on 8/11

COT: Lots of reflection as of late on my general attitude towards life. I’d like to be more grateful throughout my day. Not just when something big happens, but through all the little things as well. So I’d like to change my Attitude to my Grattitude and encourage all PAX to do the same.

[f3dads] F3Dads Night Out NERF WARS!

AO: f3dads
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: morning stār, Hipster, Dragon Spark, Grape, Ex-Pat, TooMany2.0sToName!, Robert
FNGs: 1 Robert
COUNT: 22
CONDITIONS: Hot hot hot

WARMUP: Navigating the mayhem and crowds.

THE THANG:
Played 5 rounds of Nerf. Battle Royal, Capture the Flag, Sword fighting… we did it all!

MOLESKINE:
That was one of the most fun nights I’ve had in a while… Thanks to everyone who came out and I’m really looking forward to the next f3dads Night Out!

Grape and Hipster’s crews definitely trained before coming out tonight… they stayed tight and were a force to be reckoned with :man-boy-boy:

Motion to change morning stār’s name to SpiderMonkey… First two rounds he was everywhere! :monkey:

Ex-Pat was on sneak attack all night :ninja:

Dragon Spark and Wolfpack were duking it out nonstop :gun:

FNG Robert may have had the most fun of us all… constantly scheming on what to do next.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: More f3dads get togethers are coming… keep an ear out!

COT: Too tired for a circle.

Another banger?

AO: the-knoll
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Stubs, AAA, Derby, Sooie, Shakira, Siri, morning stār, Half Lyfe, Gold Digger, Bumblebee (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: “It feels good today”

WARMUP: Whatever you need OYO

THE THANG:
AMRAP 45 on 15 off

Round1
Squats
Single leg squat right
Single leg squat left
Lt. Dan
REPEAT

Mosey around field with hill sprints

Round2
Incline merkin
Superman’s
Decline merkin
Dips
REPEAT

Mosey around field with hill sprints

Round3
Hollow body hold
Side plank forearm right
Side plank forearm left
Bicycles
REPEAT

FINISHER 6 minute EMOM
5 tuck jumps
5 burpees

Annnnnnnnd done.

MOLESKINE: Banger after banger after banger.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: NERF WARS ON THURSDAY!!!! Check out f3dads for more!

the_eddy is a ruck on Monday mornings. Come next week and to the launch on 8/11!

COT: Sometimes what you need to hear the most is the hardest to accept. It’s easy for me to push back, to argue, to ignore. Reminder to listen when others are offering help and most importantly, be grateful for all the many moments in life that are good.

Running

AO: the-knoll
Q: Pebbles
PAX: AAA, Timber, The Banker, morning stār, Stubs, Legos, Étouffée, Gold Digger, El Capitan, Sooie, Half Lyfe, Sparrow, Bumble Bee, The Judge, Smoltz, Gabby Cat, Foxy,
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
CONDITIONS: Not as muggy as it could have been

WARMUP: Bacs, BacBacs, Don Quixotes, Inch Worms

THE THANG:
11s on the road hill – Carolina Dry Docks & Iron Mike
7s on the grass hill – Dips, Merkins
Split into 2 teams for 40 yard relay races!
Bear Crawl
Crab Walk
Politician
Broad Jump
Sprint
Duck walk

MOLESKINE:
Life is short

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check Slack

COT: Prayed for all intentions

CREED

AO: the-knoll
Q: Pebbles
PAX: Half Lyfe, Stubs, Gold Digger, morning stār, Malibu, Shakira, Sooie, Tebow, Derby, The Banker, Timber, AAA, Eric Phillips Snapshot (Suncoast), BumbleBee
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
CONDITIONS: Warm and Muggy (summer)

WARMUP:
1/2 mile mosey
Bac
Bac bacs
Slow Merkins
Slow Squats

THE THANG:
4 stations. Pax perform work for 1min followed by 1min of bear crawl to next station. Rinse and repeat for 32min

Round 1
1. Pull ups
2. Lt Dans
3. Merkins
4. Dips

Round 2
1. Plank hold
2. Squat hold
3. WWIIs
4. Step ups

MOLESKINE:
Playlist for Round 1. I freaking love Creed but I can see why their music didn’t age well. Round 2 playlist AC/DC was much better.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
50 Mile CSAUP
Check Slack

COT: Prayed for the intentions of everyone present

Shorts

AO: pain-train
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Stubs, morning stār, Siri, FLO, Cheeks, G-string, Derby, Motorola, Shakira, Pebbles, @Domino
FNGs: 1 @Domino
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Little warm, great for shorts

WARMUP: Really short warmup of the usual suspects

THE THANG:
Short mosey to front of church
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count merkins
– 10 second high plank hold
– 10 second rest
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count squats
– 10 second low squat hold
– 10 second rest

Short mosey to side of church
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count leg raises
– 10 second 6″ leg hold
– 10 second rest
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count heel touches
– 10 second 6″ leg hold
– 10 second rest

Mosey to back of church
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count merkins
– 10 second high plank hold
– 10 second rest
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count squats
– 10 second low squat hold
– 10 second rest

Short mosey back to the flag
– Ring of Fire Burpee edition
– 3 minutes left!?…. A few more burpees while stretching

MOLESKINE:
Impressed with Domino jumping right into cadence, “Just like police academy” he says.
Impressed with the short shorts, especially from morning stār G-string and Shakira… The rest of yous… get your act together.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 Nerf Wars coming soon… keep an eye out in Slack.

COT:
Grateful to have a place to lead amongst leaders and be part of a team.

Cardio Party

AO: the-knoll
Q: Derby
PAX: Pebbles, Half Lyfe, Wolfpack, morning stār, Shakira, El Capitan, AAA, Gold Digger, Stubs, Ex-Pat, @Teebow, @GabbiCat(2.0), @Bumblebee(2.0), @Rubics (2.0), @Foxy (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: BACs, BAC BACs, Good Mornings, Will Mayes Hayes

THE THANG: 3 Stage Dora (Partnered Up)

Stage 1: Runner runs to fire hydrant and back and partners accumulate:
200 Merkins, 200 WWII’s, 200 Lunges (1 is 1)

Quick break consisting of Side Straddle Hops.

Stage 2: Runner runs to fire hydrant and back while partner holds:
2x Butterfly Kicks, 2x Wall Sits

Stage 3: Runner adds distance running to electric pole and back while partner holds:
2x Planks

Closed out w/ 50 Side Straddle Hops

MOLESKINE: Don’t forget to prioritize filling your families cup. For mine it’s planning trips giving us something to look forward to and prepare for together.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: We thanked and congratulated Wolfpack for his leadership position within F3 Nashville

COT: Short prayer of appreciation and continued support/encouragement

Thank you for the opportunity to lead today!

Krazy Kickball & Our New AOQ!

AO: the-knoll
Q: El Capitan , Half Lyfe
PAX: Half Lyfe, morning stār, Derby, Sooie, Timber, El Capitan, Tebow, The Banker, @Golddigger, @Ninja (2.0), @AllStar (2.0), @Bumblebee (2.0), @Smoltz (2.0), @Biscuit (2.0), @JohnnyAppleseed (2.0), @GabbyCat (2.0), @Foxy (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
CONDITIONS: Low 70s & not raining!

WARMUP:

The El Cap Special w/ a dash of BACs + BacBACs (15x each), Willie Mays Hays, and a mosey to the treeline.

THE THANG:

Krazy Kickball!

Three thrilling innings of sweaty kickball shenanigans.

Rules for offense:
– base running is a MOT depending on inning & base (bear crawls, Imperial Walkers, lunges, politicians, somersaults cartwheels, etc.)
– PAX on bench perform exercise while waiting to kick (dips, step-ups, etc.)

Rules for defense:
– PAX in the field must perform an exercise while waiting (SSHs, squats, etc.)
– kicked ball cannot be fielded until defending PAX perform a set of exercises (7x WW2s, 5x Iron Mikes, etc.)

Team 2 had a walk-off single to win 5-4!

MOLESKINE:

It has been my joy to serve the-knoll as AOQ for the past year. I am thrilled to now pass the flag to a HIM who has shown strong leadership, creativity, and a quiet devotion to the Bellevue community.

Mazel tov & congratulations, Half Lyfe! We are so grateful for you & your willingness to lead our rowdy crew. :muscle:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

4th of July convergence at handsomizer Friday!

COT:

– Countorama
– Nameorama,
– Named our fearless FNG @JohnnyAppleseed
– Closed in a prayer of blessing & thanksgiving for this new era at the-knoll
– enjoyed olive oil shots, cupcakes, chocolate milk, and coffee

:el-capitan:

ISO Crazy

AO: the-knoll
Q: Sooie
PAX: Sooie, Half Lyfe, morning stār, Pebbles, El Capitan, Derby, Tebow, The Banker, Timber, Papa Bear, Bumblebee (2.0), Tonks (2.0), Fish Biscuit (2.0), Smoltz (2.0), Mushi (2.0), Gabby Cat (2.0), Foxy (2.0), Shakira
FNGs: 1 Shakira
COUNT: 18
CONDITIONS: 74 degrees sounds pleasant right? Wrong! Gills were required to breathe the 2:1 water/ air mixture.

WARMUP:
Head to toe mobility
BAC
BBAC
Low slow squats
Slow merkins
SSH (23 :goat:)

THE THANG:
Timber brings 0530 with him as he comes running onto the playground. I abdicate responsibility for any injuries one might endure over the coming 45 minutes by stating the non-professional capacity in which I will be leading, thusly shielding myself from a potential torrent of litigation.
We warm up.
Spoiler alert: it’s quite hot already. Nonetheless, we awaken our muscles from head to toe with Yes/No/Maybes, Baby Arm Circles, Back BACS, Low slow squats, low slow merkins, and SSH.

Now onto the thang: “ISO Crazy”
We partner up and establish four stations of isometric exercises. Between the stations the PAX perform:
– 10 planche merkins,
– 10 groiners,
– 10 jump squats.
The isometric exercises:
1. dead hangs,
2. fingertip plank,
3. tree/pole/wall sit,
4. hollow hold
are held until failure of one of the partners. The pairs are numbered off 1-4 and begin their respective isometric according to their number. 25 minutes of growling, grunting, grueling agony ensue. My plan, on paper, seemed to be but a gentle tempering of the mortal frame. The reality though was a gauntlet of pain.
The clock strikes 0600 and we’ve had enough. Time for games! Capture the flag! The 2.0’s demand that they take on the adults and we capitulate to this request. However, the first round the adults can only move by hopping on one foot. The 2.0’s score. Second round the adults must move by hopping on both feet. Half Lyfe leaps a flying tackle toward a 2.0 but misses his target and the 2.0’s score yet again. Chafed and chastened, the adults cast off all encumbrances and unleash their full footed fury. A wall of men prevent the 2.0’s from reaching the flag. Midfield, I reach the flag. Wheeling around with it firmly in my clutches, I let loose all reserves of energy and sprint toward our goal line! The adults score and 0614 strikes indicating the end of regulation gameplay. 2.0’s are victorious 2 to 1.

MOLESKINE:
I reflected on Ecclesiastes 4:9-10 and the importance of sharing our burdens. Coffee and fellowship is thoroughly enjoyed

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Knoll closed this Thursday (6/26) to participate in the convergence at greenmachine.
Special beatdown on July 1st at the knoll. You wont want to miss it!
4th of July convergence at handsomizer…on July 4th
Check slack for all other announcements.

COT:
Prayers offered. Coffee and chocolate milk enjoyed. Thanks El Capitan !

You can take the Boy from Love Circle Hill, but you can’t take the Love Circle Hill Out of the Boy

AO: the-knoll
Q: SalPal
PAX: Étouffée, Pebbles, El Capitan, morning stār, Half Lyfe, Timber, Gold Digger(sp?), Bumblebee
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Moist

WARMUP: Quick mosey to the nearby hill

THE THANG: Two interval sets:
30 seconds, 5 burpees, bernie up hill, 5 Lt Dans, Mosey down hill
1:45, then altogether 10 burpees, bernie up, squat jumps, mosey, plank hold to time.

7s:
– Big Boy Situps + WW Merkins
– Iron Mikes + Jump Squats
– Mountain Climbers + Donkey Kicks

Plank Circuit to Close

MOLESKINE:
“I’m sweating a little bit.” – Pebbles
Also Bumblebee did a front flip.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– See Nantan announcement on Slack re: convergences.

COT:
– Prayers for Healing for Jay (Matt’s colleague) and Josh (friend of the Knoll).

Come on out Thursday for some fun and games!