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Shakira’s Search & Rescue Q

Date: 2026-05-05 AO: The Knoll Q: Shakira , PAX: Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Papa Bear, Malibu, Shakira FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Perfect with a side of ideal
WARMUP: Willie Mays Hayes, low slow squats, merkins, motivators, and warming up our brains with a discussion of proper cadence counting
THE THANG:
1. CPR (Chest, Press, Raise): 5 minutes of increasing reps. Combination of 3 Arm exercises with SBs. Starting position like doing curls and done all together in a 6-Count cadence: 1 = “C”url, 2 = Overhead “P”ress, 3 = Tricep “R”aise (i.e. extension), 4 = back to OHP position, 5 = back to Curl position, 6 = back to resting position.
2. CPR stations and choking first aid: – 2 PAX lunge walk with babies and perform choking first aid – 1 PAX performs compressions on mannequin – 2 PAX do weighted squats with SB
3. 911 & AED run 1. 2 PAX do 9 weighted squats & 11 curls, followed by 9 JLos & 11 plankjacks 2. 3 PAX run with SBs to retrieve the AED
4. Sand Bag Brigade: Pass two sand bags overhead in a line. Capped off with bear crawl and 90 second plank.
MOLESKINE: “In times of trouble, Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.” — Mr Rogers. Let’s be people who step up in times of trouble.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Juicy J Half!
COT: Prayers for family, travel, and transitions to summer. Continued prayer for all those experiencing health challenges, especially Squatter’s wife
PLAYLIST: Songs with bpm 100-120
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The Knoll

Date: 2026-04-07 AO: The Knoll Q: Half Lyfe , PAX: Roadkill, Timber, Pebbles, Malibu, Papa Bear, Shakira, AAA, Half Lyfe, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: perfect after a little warm up.
WARMUP: Mosey with high knees, butt kickers, karaoke, side shuffle, arm/leg stretches.
THE THANG: 50 sec on 10 sec between stations. Finished with some flutter kicks.
MOLESKINE: Mash up beat down with mash up playlist. Never know what life will throw your way so always time to reflect, adapt and grow!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack!
COT: count off, name-o-rama, coffee.
PLAYLIST: mash up
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Malibu’s Ruck-aroni around the ‘hood

Date: 2026-03-17 AO: The Knoll Q: Malibu , PAX: Juicy J, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Stubs, Étouffée, Malibu FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: side straddle hops, arm circles
THE THANG: 3 Mile Ruck around the neighborhoods
MOLESKINE: Malibu’s words of wisdom
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads and Pitmaster cookout!
COT: Prayers up for friends and family and all the wars going on
PLAYLIST: none needed
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Snow day prep. Gets those legs and core ready for pulling kids up hill on sled.

AO: the-knoll
Q: Half Lyfe
PAX: Pebbles, Malibu, Sooie, Piglet, AAA, Étouffée, Roadkill
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: chilly, clear skies, beautiful morning.

WARMUP: SSH, IW, OHP, Seal Claps, WMH, Runners Stretch.

THE THANG: 8 stations.
1 (timer) – run to back stop and back.
2 feet elevated, legs at 90 degrees up against playground wall equipment. 4 exercises 20 reps each. Touch both hands to wall (crunches), alternate touching wall (think heal taps), elbows to knees (crunches), elbows to opposite knees (crunches).
3 step ups with sand bag
4 squats with sand bag.
5 on the ground V formation and imagine 2 dumbbells about 20″ apart (3 exercises) moving legs to I position and Y position (inside dumbbell and outside dumbbell), next is both feet making an M over dumbbells. Then alternate foot M – one foot over and back. Other foot over and back.
6 ultimate lunge with sandbag. Forwsrd, side, back.
7 J Lo’s with mountain climber
8 flutter kicks with press. 4 count flutter kick 2 count press

Exchanged rope flow for backstop run as timer as we got closer to the end. (Thank you Piglet and morning stār).

Always a pleasure to lead. Thank you for coming out and embracing the cold.

MOLESKINE: long weekend spent a lot of time with kids. Love watching them grow and learn new things.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Wed night Bible Study starting up, lean pax going on. Check slack. Prepare for winter storm.

COT: Count off, name o rama, prayers, coffee.

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Easiest EMOM Ever (E3)

AO: the-knoll
Q: Sooie
PAX: Pebbles, Étouffée, AAA, Sparrow, Malibu, Roadkill, Sooie, Legos, Stubs
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: 50 degrees beneath a waning gibbous moon.

WARMUP:
– Imperial Walkers 8x (why 8?!? No idea)
– Good Mornings 5x
– 10x in cadence of each: BAC, BBAC, Shoulder Tap, overhead clap, seal clap, Moroccan night clubs, over head press, scissor chops
– Scorpions
– Hill sprints/mosey 3x at 50/75/100% effort

THE THANG:
E3: Every minute in the minute 3 exercises, 1 rep each.
– pull-up with 5 count descent
– Plyo merkin 5 count descent
– Squat broad jump 5 count descent
Repeat 30x

Mary:
Leg lifts
American hammers
Plank

MOLESKINE:
Cultivate intentionality whenever you can.

T-claps to Étouffée and Pebbles for showing up early for a pre-EMOM EMOM with sandbags!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
leanpax

COT:
Prayers, coffee, and catch-up!

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Don’t drop the baby

AO: the-knoll
Q: Étouffée
PAX: Malibu, Roadkill, Stubs, Derby, Pebbles, Gold Digger, Juicy J
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: just right

WARMUP: brief

THE THANG: PAX set out on a sandbag adventure tasked with not letting weight hit the ground.

(1)Half mile mosey with 3 stops

During stops:
– partner 1 holds SBs
– Partner 2 completes
– 3 burpees
– 10 merkins
– 20 squats
– Rotate

(2)DORAS on the hill. One partner exercises while other completes exercises with SBs
– deadlift
– Rows
– Curls

(3) completed another half mile back to the AO with another 3 stops via another route.

(4) finished with a 7th set once arriving back to knoll.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

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Slow Down

AO: the-knoll
Q: Pebbles
PAX: Piglet, Timber, Étouffée, Juicy J, Roadkill, Malibu, G-string
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Cold Clear and Beautiful

WARMUP:
Side Straddle Hops
Bacs
back Bacs
Slow Squats
Slow Merkins

THE THANG:
Piglet rolled up and the fun began. Station work with sandbags. Partnered up with one person doing an exercise while the other repped.

Exercises:
Plank
Wall Sit
Deadlift
Squat
Perfect Merkins
HR Merkins
Step Ups
Spicollis
Rows
Squat Thrusters

Ended with a ring of fire.

MOLESKINE:
The Q woke up late and was groggy. Thanks to all the PAX for making this one successful.
We focused on lifting heavier and more recovery on the run.
Shoutouts to Timber for the return after a long absence, Juicy J and Roadkill for working through an injury, and Piglet for wearing shorts in 30 degrees.
Lots of flatulence at the end.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Holiday party this friday.
Father son football game coming up.

COT:
There is always hope. Keep fighting against the darkness. It seems to be and actually is darker this time of year.

Prayers were said.

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Race to 1000

AO: the-knoll
Q: Half Lyfe
PAX: Gold Digger, Papa Bear, AAA, Pebbles, Malibu, El Capitan, Derby, Roadkill, Étouffée, Link (F3 Houston)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: perfect fall morning 50 degs.

WARMUP: SSH, WMH, Good Mornings then right to it.

THE THANG: Partner Up: One does exercise, one MOT to tree and back. 400 Squats, 400 Heal Taps, 300 Sit Ups, 300 Step Ups, 200 Dips, 200 Merkins, 100 Swing Rows, 100 Absolutions.

MOT
400’s Mosey
300’s Karaokee
200’s Politicans
100’s Sprint

Ran out of time around Merkins/Swing Rows. As a groups did about 3mins of absolutions. Don’t know what I was thinking for trying to complete 100 of those.

MOLESKINE: 1000 is used 120-130 times in the Bible.

The number 1000 carries special symbolic significance in the Bible, often representing completeness, fullness, or vastness beyond human comprehension.

The symbolic use of 1000 in the Bible invites us to expand our thinking and perception of God’s work in the world. It challenges us to look beyond our immediate circumstances and consider God’s eternal perspective and vast plans for creation.

1. Deuteronomy 7:9 – “Know therefore that the Lord your God is God; he is the faithful God, keeping his covenant of love to a thousand generations of those who love him and keep his commandments.” Here, 1000 symbolizes God’s enduring faithfulness.
2. Exodus 20:6 – “But showing love to a thousand generations of those who love me and keep my commandments.” Here, 1000 is used to express the vastness of God’s love for His faithful followers.
3. 1 Chronicles 16:15 – “He remembers his covenant forever, the promise he made, for a thousand generations.” This verse emphasizes the eternal nature of God’s covenant.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack

COT: count off, name-o-rama, Prayers for El Captain for end of year work rush, Derby’s grandmother who passed away and all those not having a place or people to celebrate the holidays with, Malibu’s job search, Sickness going around with kiddos. Coffeeteria.

Thank you Link from Houston for joining us this morning. It was a pleasure leading you all.

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Frozen Indigenous Circuits 🥶

AO: the-knoll
Q: El Capitan
PAX: Timber, AAA, Malibu, Juicy J, Siri, El Capitan, Gold Digger, Half Lyfe, Papa Bear, Piglet, Roadkill, Tebow, The Banker, Wolfpack, @Link (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
CONDITIONS: oh you know.

WARMUP:

Bacs & BacBacs 15x
Overhead Presses 10x
Moroccan Bankers 10x
CLIMB stretch routine
Imperial Walkers 15x
Motivators 4x

THE THANG:

Indigenous Baton Circuits (with multiple stops for reps)

If baton is dropped, PAX do 10 merkins

First circuit:

Goodpasture Terrace hill: corner stop sign – Myrrh intersection – Footpath Intersection – then reverse route (5 stops)

10x Mtn. Merkins (HR Merkin + 4 ct. mtn climber)
15x Monkey Humpers
20x WW2s

Take a breather at starting point, then walk to base of Harpeth Knoll hill

Second circuit:

Up Harpeth Knoll street hill: stop sign at base of hill – top of hill – far side – top of hill (4 stops)

10x Groiners
15x Lunges (2 is 1)
20x Plank Jacks

Mosey to playground for COT.

MOLESKINE:

With the weather getting colder, remember the homeless. If that means bringing an extra coat in the car to give away, extra hand-warmers, or a little extra cash, look for opportunities to be generous as we enter these colder months.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Siri is leading a 6 AM stair ruck at the Percy Warner stairs this Saturday. Who’s in??

Prayers for the people of Sudan.

Tebow’s family is growing! Pray for the baby twins & for his family as they prepare to move to Franklin. We’re so thankful that you came out today, bud. You will be missed but you know how to reach us!

COT:

Countorama, Nameorama, Prayers lifted up, & coffee enjoyed.

It was an honor & a pleasure to lead y’all this morning!

:el-capitan:

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Halloweek part 1

AO: the-knoll
Q: G-string
PAX: Timber, El Capitan, Pebbles, AAA, Derby, Juicy J (JBowman), Malibu, Stubs, Étouffée, Iowa
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS:
– cool and damp. Just missing the fog
WARMUP:
– Werewolves (downward dog then howl at the moon. aka downward dog to cobra)
– Bat Wings (BACs, Back-BACs, Seal Claps, Overhead press)
– Mummy Squats (slow squats with arms out)
– Mosey to the Stop Sign and back

THE THANG:

– Burpee Mash (one burpee every time they say the word mash)

tel:20-15-10-5-200 (4 rounds)
– 20 swings
– 15 merkins
– 10 thrusters
– 5 sandbag burpees
– 200m run

Pull tabata 1 round of 40/20 and 2 rounds 30/30
– Pull-ups / dead hang
– wide squats
– Row mornings
– Alabama Prom dates

MOLESKINE:
Many of my students are rude in avoidable ways (interrupting, addressing teachers too casually, etc.). This is really throwing me off because I was raised so differently. So that made me realize that they learned it from somewhere. Their dads aren’t correcting them or are modeling bad behavior. We need to model good behavior and raise our children well to be the kind of people we want to hang out with.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– tussle next Saturday

COT:
– prayers for Étouffée ‘s meetings today and Stubs rambunctious boys.