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Six Station Siege

AO: the-knoll
Q: Sooie
PAX: Juicy J, Piglet, Siri, AAA, G-string, Wolfpack, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Pebbles, Sooie, Gold Digger, Legos, Papa Bear, Stubs, Étouffée, Eric Phillips Snapshot (Suncoast), Derby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
CONDITIONS: SHORTS IN JANUARY!!!

WARMUP:
– SSH
– BAC
– BBAC
– Seal Claps
– Don Quixotes
– Plank walkout
– Plank -> lunge -> one-hand sky touch thingy
– Good Mornings
– WMH OYO

THE THANG:
Having given the disclaimer and warm up, PAX counted off in by 2 and YHC handed out glow bracelets. 1’s got green (Team Qui-Gon) and 2’s got purple (Team Mace). We then misused to the field of battle where I explained the rules:
Two teams battle to control all 6 stations in a straight line (15 yards apart).
– Capture an uncontrolled station: First team to 50 combined reps of its exercise claims it.
– Hold a captured station: Leave at least 1 PAX (but max 2 defenders) doing SSH or Imperial Walkers.
– Attack: Only adjacent stations. When both teams start repping at the same station → race to 50 combined reps.
– Losers of a contested station sprint ~100 yards out-and-back to respawn.
– Scoring: 1 point when your team controls all 6 stations at once.

Stations & Exercises
1. Burpees
2. Monkey Humpers
3. Squats
4. WW2 Sit-Ups
5. Apollo Onos (speed skaters)
6. Merkins

It was absolute chaos but fun nonetheless. No idea which team won. There was much strategery. Of note: this is the fastest I’ve seen anyone do Monkey Humpers

MOLESKINE:
I spent more time thinking about the rules that I forgot to think about a moleskine. Thus a moleskine was born: don’t sweat the details so much that you lose sight of the big picture. 17 men came out for a wonderful start of 2026!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
insane_train official launch tomorrow (1/7)! Derby has done an incredible job leading the charge and filling sandbags! Come out and support the launch of Nashville’s newest AO!

leanpax continues

COT:
Prayers lifted and coffee enjoyed.

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Angry bear

AO: the-knoll
Q: Étouffée
PAX: G-string, Timber, Piglet, Roadkill, Stubs, Gold Digger, Shakira, Sparrow, Blade
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Warner than expected

WARMUP: ssh, backs, Willie mays hayes

THE THANG:

Thang 1:
PAX split into 3 groups, completing 3 full rotations of 2 exercises with a MOT in between constantly moving SBs.

Group 1 completed pull-ups
Group 2 MOT angry-bears with SBs to
Group 3 coupon thrusters, then angry-bears back with SB to group group 1, etc.

Thang 2:
20 yrd SB carry
30 yrd sprint.

Groups 1-3 each had 5 turns carrying the entire PAX’s weight;

Mary: Ring of Fire

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

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Slow Down

AO: the-knoll
Q: Pebbles
PAX: Piglet, Timber, Étouffée, Juicy J, Roadkill, Malibu, G-string
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Cold Clear and Beautiful

WARMUP:
Side Straddle Hops
Bacs
back Bacs
Slow Squats
Slow Merkins

THE THANG:
Piglet rolled up and the fun began. Station work with sandbags. Partnered up with one person doing an exercise while the other repped.

Exercises:
Plank
Wall Sit
Deadlift
Squat
Perfect Merkins
HR Merkins
Step Ups
Spicollis
Rows
Squat Thrusters

Ended with a ring of fire.

MOLESKINE:
The Q woke up late and was groggy. Thanks to all the PAX for making this one successful.
We focused on lifting heavier and more recovery on the run.
Shoutouts to Timber for the return after a long absence, Juicy J and Roadkill for working through an injury, and Piglet for wearing shorts in 30 degrees.
Lots of flatulence at the end.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Holiday party this friday.
Father son football game coming up.

COT:
There is always hope. Keep fighting against the darkness. It seems to be and actually is darker this time of year.

Prayers were said.

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Cold 11s

AO: the-knoll
Q: Pebbles
PAX: The Merchant, G-string, Étouffée, Sooie, Roadkill, Link 1.0 from Houston!
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Coldest day yet. Beautiful sunrise.

WARMUP:
Side Straddle Hops
Bacs
Bac – Back’s
Take off running when Étouffée showed up late
Mosey to stop sign and back

THE THANG:
2 rounds of 11s.

Pull-ups and Carolina Dry Docks – wall sit for the six
Iron Mikes and Lt. Dan’s (aka ultimate Lt. Dan’s)

5 minutes of Mary

MOLESKINE:
We ran for 40 minutes and Mary for 5 minutes. Fantastic work by all Pax pushing through the leg fatigue.
Shoutout to Link 1.0 joining us from Houston. Roadkill for HCing even when he didn’t want to. Sooie for bringing the cups. Always good to see The Merchant! G-string and Étouffée for pushing the pace.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Christmas party next week.
Encouragement for Derby and Hair Band as the prep to run 50K on Saturday!

COT: Prayers were said to counteract the darkness and in anticipation of the coming light.

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In Honor of SalPal

AO: pain-train
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: FLO, Siri, Cheeks, Roadkill, Piglet, G-string, Chili Dip, Motorola, Juicy J (JBowman)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Getting chilly

WARMUP: Hi I’m SalPal and I am not a professional.

THE THANG:

Burpee Apocalypse
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3(2,1)

Playing in Traffic
Ran to Sawyer Brown and back.
For every oncoming vehicle that passed:
Car/Sedan – 5 Squats
Truck/SUV/Minivan – 5 Merkins
Bus or 18 Wheeler – 5 Iron Mikes
Padiddle – Bonus 5 Burpees!

Mary
Complete 30 reps of each exercise with a 30 second low plank hold in between:
– Crunches
– Flutter Kicks
– Heel Touches
– Alabama Prom Dates
– Leg Raises
– Maybe something else… can’t remember…

MOLESKINE: Love playing in traffic… leaves plenty of time for mumblechatter and plenty of dread watching the steady stream of left hand turns coming off of the light at the halfway point… woof, that was rough.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: f3dads workout this Saturday! Check it out on slack and reach out to Sooie with questions.

Tussle is 2 weeks out!

COT: We missed you SalPal… In your honor I did a rendition of the first workout I did that you Q’d. Burpees and traffic.

Reminder to PAX to take the time to do something to honor someone in your life.

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Wolfpack Missed Shoulder Day

AO: pain-train
Q: Cheeks
PAX: Derby, G-string, Chili Dip, Sooie, Juicy J (JBowman), Stubs
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:

PAX Lead shoulder warm up before I got there
20x SSH
WMH OYO

THE THANG:

Teams of 2
One teammate runs the track while the other does workout

1st – Overhead press
2nd – Bent over rows
3rd – Hand Release Merkins

11s
Squat Thrusters
Mosey
Lt Dans
Bear Crawl back

50x LBC
2 rounds of swimmers for a minute each
DJ Queued up Pony by Genuine
Pickle Pounders
Prom Dates in Cadence

MOLESKINE:

Ships float flawlessly when the water stays out. Once the water gets in they begin to fail. Don’t get wrapped up in the outside noise and your choice of entertainment. Those things can be impure and lead you to personal failure.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Chili cook off

Thanks for letting me lead men!

-Cheeks

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MURPH

AO: the-knoll
Q: Pebbles
PAX: Timber, G-string, Derby, AAA, Wolfpack, Étouffée, Juicy J (JBowman)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Perfect – cool and clear

WARMUP:
Bacs
Bac Bacs
Slow squats
Stretch OYO – mission statement and 5-core principals stated
Merkins

THE THANG: MURPH
1 mile run, 100 pull ups, 200 merkins, 300 squats, 1 mile run.

MOLESKINE:
Fantastic work Pax. The level of conditioning of The Knoll has improved so much in the last year. We finished a freakin Murph as a group in 35 minutes. That’s elite level.
Special props to G-string for leveling up with a 30# vest and Malibu for crushing it on his return from a long break.

Missed you El Capitan and morning stār!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Chili cookoff this Sunday!

COT:
As my kids get older it’s been hard for me to let go and realize they are capable of more responsibility.

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2028 Olympic Relay Team?

AO: pain-train
Q: Timber
PAX: El Capitan, Pebbles, G-string, The Banker, Wolfpack, FLO, Chili Dip, Derby, Piglet, Juicy J (JBowman), Hooters, Cheeks, Half Lyfe, Timber
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
CONDITIONS: 52 degrees, ~85% moon illumination

WARMUP: SSH, BACs, back BACs, mosey to coupons, carry coupons to parking lot

THE THANG: Complete exercises, run team relay lap around track between rounds
Exercises: coupon merkins (change hands each rep), goblet squat, rows, curls
Sets: 10 reps each, 5 burpees (level up option), 9 reps each, 5 burpees, etc, down to 6 reps each
Relay: when complete with 10 –> 6 set, run relay with team, passing baton to next teammate
Return to coupons and begin another round

MOLESKINE: All teams finished 3 rounds. 75 total burpees if PAX leveled up, and with the merkins and squats, the Octoburpee challenge can be checked off your to-do list for today. An FNG yesterday, Piglet showed up for round 2 today – great work! FLO and Hooters with some good juice afterwards. Just announced that G-string won the country-wide September IronPax challenge (over 5000 registrants into the competition). Beast mode.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Chiliteria (Chili cookoff) is upcoming on Sunday, Oct 19th. Check 2ndf channel for more details. Chili Dip with a VQ this upcoming Wednesday at Paintrain!

COT: “Backsliding.” A term referring to someone who was once on fire for his faith, fitness, being a father, etc., but has stopped progressing. They’ve slipped backwards on the loose gravel around us. In our journey on the mountain of life, it can be easy to backslide – all kinds of loose gravel can contribute (laziness, attachments to phones, addictions, etc). 3 suggestions to help us: develop consistent healthy routines, be aware of what our “loose gravel” is so we know what’s going on, and surround ourselves with at least a few good people who can encourage and lift us up.

I had a lot of fun leading this week. I think we might be ready to form a 2028 Olympic relay team after today. Thanks for coming out and letting me lead this week.
-Timber

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Absolutions? Absolutely.

AO: the-knoll
Q: Timber
PAX: AAA, G-string, Juicy J (JBowman), morning stār, Wolfpack, Lady Liberty, Pebbles, Étouffée, Roadkill, Half Lyfe, The Banker, Timber, Bumblebee (2.0), Ninja (2.0), Link (2.0), All-Star (2.0), Churchill (2.0), Piggy
FNGs: 1 Piggy
COUNT: 18
CONDITIONS: chilly 53 degrees, dewy grass, cold pull-up bars

WARMUP: SSH, high knees, 1 min pullup/hangs, 1 min absolutions

THE THANG:
Ladder down with reps
Exercises: pullups, floor to ceilings, iron mikes (2:1), big boys, absolutions
4 Sets, Reps @ 25, 20, 15, 10 (absolutions were 10 each set)
400m run after each set, pick up the 6 when complete
DORA (groups of 3, 1 PAX does ~15 yards of murder bunnies))
100 reps: HR merkins, 4ct flutter kicks, Apollo Ohnos, Carolina Dry Docks
*called mid-exercise for time
MOLESKINE: Experimented with some Absolutions; they were absolutely fun. A lot of variation in the music mix, from Eye of the Tiger to techno. Great representation by the 2.0s today – good job dads. G-string is in prime form right now, Pebbles right behind him. Thanks for the post-workout snacks, Pebbles!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Octoburpee challenge ongoing; I forgot the rest. Check the slack channel!

COT: The power of affirmation. Sometimes we don’t speak kindly to and affirm the least those nearest to us. Affirm, be kind, build up others. You never know what someone might be going through, and your words might make an impact that you don’t realize.

What a great group this morning. Thanks for letting me lead.
-Timber

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Running in the Rain

AO: the-knoll
Q: Timber
PAX: El Capitan, Half Lyfe, G-string, The Banker, morning stār, Étouffée, Pebbles, Papa Bear, Derby, Roadkill, Timber, Bumblebee (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Cool and drizzly

WARMUP: SSH, slow and power merkins, slow and power squats, don quixotes, mosey

THE THANG:
-11s: Burpees and pullups
-Sprint repeats: ~350m, 2:1 rest to workout ratio (3 pax for a group)
-15s: 15 power merkins, 15 jump squats (3X)
-Mary’s led by Papa Bear

MOLESKINE: the extra mind game of dealing with the rain was great practice for me. Accept my situation, and make the most of it. Good push this morning.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: workouts at Paintrain on Wednesdays now: El Capitan leading tomorrow.

COT: The power of affirmation. The words we speak – especially to ourselves – have power. Every rep, every struggle, every setback starts in the mind. If you tell yourself you’re weak, you’ll find proof of it. But if you affirm strength, discipline, purpose, you’ll start to live it. Today, let’s speak life into ourselves and those around us. “I see pride, I see power, I see a bad-ass mother who don’t take no crap off of nobody!” – Cool Runnings

Thanks for letting me lead.
-Timber