[Pain Train] 2 year anniversary celebration

Date: 2026-04-03 AO: Pain Train Q: Timber , PAX: Cheeks, Étouffée, Half Lyfe, Stubs, Pebbles, Shakira, Siri, Derby, Timber, Pitmaster, FLO, Chili Dip FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: 68 degrees, just right
WARMUP: BAC/back BACs, merkins, LS squats, motivators from 5, mosey to cinderblocks and grab 1, mosey to pull-up bars
THE THANG: hit each exercise, rinse and repeat adding 1 extra rep each round; start at 5 reps (start at 10 to level up) Pull-ups Apolo Ohnos Imperial Blocksters Nolan Ryan’s The Lion Kings Run (~100 yrds) American Hammers Iron Mikes No cheat merkins
*finished with pull-up ring of fire. Dead hang, go in circle, everyone does 1 PU and then 2 for 2nd round.
MOLESKINE: Étouffée and Derby leveled up X2 with extra weight! Shakira has made impressive gains, enjoyed fellowship afterwards, thanks Cheeks for the hot brew, thanks Publix for the buy 1 get 1 free muffins and cold brew.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pitmaster hosting a cookout, F3 dads event upcoming in May, check slack for more announcements and details.
COT: motivation is not a good foundation for long term success. Some of the top companies in the world have been studied to find what separates them from everyone else. As it is with the most successful people, you can’t let motivation be your driving factor in working hard. Motivation comes and goes. Some companies crushed it early on, and when things got challenging, they folded, went bankrupt, etc. As Christ did on his walk to Calvary, when things are challenging and hard, which they will be at times, put 1 foot in front of the next and keep marching.
Thanks, Wolfpack and Siri for helping get pain-train going 2 years ago.
PLAYLIST: tunes were so-so (had to start with “Timber”)

The Knoll

Date: 2026-04-02 AO: The Knoll Q: Stubs , PAX: Étouffée, Stubs, Roadkill, Pebbles, Shakira, Juicy J, morning stār, Bumblebee 2.0, Churchill 2.0 FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: SSH x20 BACs, BACBACS, OHP x15 Low slow squats x 10 Slow mercs x5 Slow mosey to stop sign
THE THANG: Dora Partner 1 runs to fire hydrant and back Partner 2 exercises As a team complete 300 squats 200 4 count flutter kicks 100 Mercans 75 Carolina dry docks
Pax planked or did imperial walkers while waiting for 6th
5 minutes of Mary Imperial walkers, ww1s, crunches, hammers, low slow squats, leg raises, etc.
MOLESKINE: sometimes you need to keep it simple
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Many spring events please check slack for more details. COT: Prayers and coffee
PLAYLIST: the alt hits of the 2010s

The Knoll

Date: 2026-03-31 AO: The Knoll Q: Stubs , PAX: Étouffée, Papa Bear, Stubs, Half Lyfe, Sparrow, Pebbles, morning stār, AAA, Juicy J, Roadkill, Bumblebee 🐝 2.0 FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: 10x ssh 10x BACs, BacBacs, OHP 10x low slow squats Willy Mays hays OYO Mosey to stop sign, then to water table
THE THANG: Deck of cards Aces =15 reps Face =10 reps Numbers = as indicated Deuces wild – run to backstop and back and pax calls out exercise of choice
Hearts = squats Spades = step ups Clubs = Mercans Diamond = Dips
Wilds were – LBCs, monkey jumpers, lazy imperial walkers and cobras
Mary was 20x ww2s and LBCs
MOLESKINE: needed to keep it simple – so the deck of cards made todays Q easier. Definitely having a harder time getting up and out these days and didn’t want to over complicate it.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots of upcoming events mentioned crawfish boil March into May Juicy half marathon Family farm camp 4:13 ruck event F3 dads workout in May As always check slack
COT:prayers and coffee
PLAYLIST: some 2000 alt jams at a low volume. Plenty of chatter. Sound of birds.

The Knoll

Date: 2026-03-26 AO: The Knoll Q: Pebbles , PAX: Juicy J, Half Lyfe, Pebbles, AAA, Étouffée, Timber FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Cool and balmy
WARMUP: Side straddle hops Bacs Bac Bacs Don Quixotes Cherry Pickers Low slow squats 50 pushups for Half Lyfe
THE THANG: 11s on the hill Round 1: Carolina Dry Docks and Burpees Round 2: Iron Mikes and Lt. Dans
MOLESKINE: Lots of running – we covered 2 miles of hill running with hard leg work in between. My legs will be toast.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pitmaster BBQ The Struggle
COT: Stress is real. Don’t deny it. Check in with your brothers to see how they are doing.
PLAYLIST:

Malibu’s Ruck-aroni around the ‘hood

Date: 2026-03-17 AO: The Knoll Q: Malibu , PAX: Juicy J, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Stubs, Étouffée, Malibu FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: side straddle hops, arm circles
THE THANG: 3 Mile Ruck around the neighborhoods
MOLESKINE: Malibu’s words of wisdom
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads and Pitmaster cookout!
COT: Prayers up for friends and family and all the wars going on
PLAYLIST: none needed

Pebbles Beatdown

Date: 2026-03-24 AO: The Knoll Q: Pebbles , PAX: Juicy J, Half Lyfe, Pebbles, AAA, Étouffée FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: 50 ish
WARMUP: side straddle hops, various stretches
THE THANG: Rotating merkins, pullups, abs, dips, lunges. Rotate based on group run up to the fire hydrant.
MOLESKINE: Pebble’s words of wisdom – Check up on your friends. Lots of folks struggling right now.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads – check slack
COT: Prayers up!
PLAYLIST: rock ‘n roll, alternative rock, and some Creed!

Shakira’s Racewalk School (Pt. 1)

Date: 2026-02-10 AO: the-knoll Q: Shakira PAX: Stubs, Roadkill, Juicy J, FLO, AAA, morning stār, Shakira, Étouffée, Wolfpack, Sparrow, Derby, Pebbles, Sooie, Bumblebee (2.0), Link (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: Upon rising from bed, the PAX were greeted by Piglet’s Favorite Kind of Weather (Shorts Weather) and a balmy temperature of 47 degrees. Our resident meteorologist, Juicy J, informed us that the feel-like temp was 42 so the PAX would have to keep moving if they were going to stay warm in the Gloom. Fortunately, by the end of the workout several PAX reported that they were sweating buckets and the feel-like had mysteriously risen to 70.
WARMUP: 30 side straddle hops, 15 Baby arm circles, 15 Back backs, 15 Press ups, 15 Twinkle Toes, 10 low slow merkins, Mosey.
Pebbles, Derby, and Étouffée wanted to make sure they weren’t late for Shakira’s school so they showed up early for an extra 10 minutes of sand bag burpees.
THE THANG: The PAX began their initiation into Shakira’s Racewalk School with a brief explanation of the rules of Racewalk and a group mosey. Bumblebee and Link appeared to be future racewalk olympians and are on the Shakira shortlist for full scholarships.
Next, the PAX’s completed an endurance test called the 7 of Diamonds workout: 4 sets of Burpees, Iron Mikes, WW2s, and Twinkle Toes in increasing count (7, 14, 21, 28). MOT was a choice between bear crawl and imperial walkers.
Finally, the PAX completed a 10 minute “Move & Hold” Lie Detector test to discover if their “Hips Don’t Lie.” Results were mixed, so we will have to repeat this experiment again soon.
60 second plank 3 x 30s glute bridge, 30s hold (Rleg, Lleg, both) 3 x 30s core exercise, 30s hollow hold or plank (scissors, dying cockroach, Shakiras (Jlos)
MOLESKINE: “When you fall get up, oh, oh…And if you fall get up, eh, eh”
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy smokers coming up soon in East Nashville!
COT: A moment of silence to reflect in gratitude for what we have and pray for all in need.

Go for the Gold digger (virgin Q)

Date: 2026-02-03 AO: the-knoll Q: Gold Digger PAX: Derby, Shakira, Juicy J, AAA, Étouffée, morning stār, Roadkill, Pebbles, 2.0 Bumble bee, Asa (forgot last name) “dirty bird” FNGs: 1 Asa (forgot last name) “dirty bird” COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: cold cloudy
WARMUP: SSH, back backs, baby arm circles, shoulder press, stretch on your own
THE THANG: Dora
Run to tree and back while partner does exercise. Each round those done first cover the difference Round 1: 200- squats, merkins, dips, crunches
Round 2: 100- squats, merkins, dips, crunches
Round 3:
50- squats, merkins, dips, crunches fast as you can
Circle up Name an exercise (derby:plank with leg lift)
Ring of fire: 4 times

MOLESKINE: stay focused don’t let distractions and dangly things get in the way of what you are going after
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: pray for those still without power, our line men, tree guys(@piglet) and those stressed by the storms

Push it

Date: 2026-01-22 AO: the-knoll Q: Pebbles PAX: Étouffée, AAA, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Cold then really foggy
WARMUP: Lots of things then jog to the stop sign
THE THANG: 11s Merkins and Carolina Dry Socks 10 dips, 10 incline Merkins, 10 decline Merkins for 1-minute 30 seconds rest Repeat 10 times
MOLESKINE: Lots of push ups. Lactic acid is a real thing
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Keep pushing

Snow day prep. Gets those legs and core ready for pulling kids up hill on sled.

AO: the-knoll
Q: Half Lyfe
PAX: Pebbles, Malibu, Sooie, Piglet, AAA, Étouffée, Roadkill
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: chilly, clear skies, beautiful morning.

WARMUP: SSH, IW, OHP, Seal Claps, WMH, Runners Stretch.

THE THANG: 8 stations.
1 (timer) – run to back stop and back.
2 feet elevated, legs at 90 degrees up against playground wall equipment. 4 exercises 20 reps each. Touch both hands to wall (crunches), alternate touching wall (think heal taps), elbows to knees (crunches), elbows to opposite knees (crunches).
3 step ups with sand bag
4 squats with sand bag.
5 on the ground V formation and imagine 2 dumbbells about 20″ apart (3 exercises) moving legs to I position and Y position (inside dumbbell and outside dumbbell), next is both feet making an M over dumbbells. Then alternate foot M – one foot over and back. Other foot over and back.
6 ultimate lunge with sandbag. Forwsrd, side, back.
7 J Lo’s with mountain climber
8 flutter kicks with press. 4 count flutter kick 2 count press

Exchanged rope flow for backstop run as timer as we got closer to the end. (Thank you Piglet and morning stār).

Always a pleasure to lead. Thank you for coming out and embracing the cold.

MOLESKINE: long weekend spent a lot of time with kids. Love watching them grow and learn new things.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Wed night Bible Study starting up, lean pax going on. Check slack. Prepare for winter storm.

COT: Count off, name o rama, prayers, coffee.