Wee-steros

Date: 2026-09-28 AO: Westeros Q: Vector , PAX: Vector, Papa Bear II, Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Pep, DintyMoore, bluemule, Firefox, Sherlock, Pacer (WL Chapel Hill) FNGs: None COUNT: 10 YHC recently returned from the land of haggis, bagpipes, whisky, and Nessie, so today we celebrated all things Scotland.
CONDITIONS: Just a wee chill in the air
WARMUP: SSH, LBAC, Overhead presses, Seal claps, RLBAC, Imperial Walkers
THE THANG: Interspersed with trivia questions about :flag-scotland:. Answer correctly = 3 burpees. Incorrectly = 5
#1: Elevens with Highlander Caber Toss Jump Squats and 4 count Mountain Climbers.
Break: During the song “I’m Free” by the Soupdragons, hold Al Gore and squat with every mention of the word “free.”
#2: NESSIEs 50 reps of Normal merkins Excellent Form Step Ups SSH Squats Iron Mikes Excellent Form Lochness Merkins (check the exicon)
MARY: A wee variety of exercises
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tussles, Brewsdays, and CSAUPs oh my. Check Slack.
COT: Thanks for Pep’s appearance and recovery
Great to meet Pacer and bluemule’s kilt. Hopefully the mule grill was relocated without generating new business for Pep’s surgeon.
PLAYLIST: Selected Scottish artists In a Big Country – Big Country Strut – Sheena Easton I Would Walk (5000 Miles) – The Proclaimers Someone Somewhere (In the Summertime) – Simple Minds Walking on Broken Glass – Annie Lennox I’m Free – Soupdragons Magic – Pilot Saturday Night – The Bay City Rollers Stuck in the Middle with You- Stealers Wheel Stupid Girl – Garbage Take Me Out – Franz Ferdinand
:flag-scotland:Trivia: 1. What 2 colors are on Scotland’s flag? 2. What creature is Scotland’s mascot? 3. Name 3things invented by Scotsmen/Scotland 4. What is haggis? 5. What is a hairy coo? 6. What city is the capital of Scotland?

Bomber

Date: 2026-09-25 AO: Bomber Q: CubCadet , Puzzlah, DintyMoore PAX: Squatter, CubCadet, Right Said, Tim the Toolman, Vector, DintyMoore, Firefox, Baby Bird, Puzzlah, bluemule, Papa Bear II FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Literally perfect.
WARMUP: Puzzlah led pax is some much needed full body stretching.
THE THANG: Core Day – last day of Throuple
CubCadet 3 rounds of: – 50 x 4 count flutters – 25 leg lifts in edge of tables – 1 min low plank tag out
DintyMoore 2 rounds of: – Superman, Batman, Iron Man (with a sneaky Spider-Man) – 15 Mountain climbers – Dolly’s in there somewhere on 9-2-5 day :heartpulse: Merkin Ring of Fire (core break). Tim the Toolman won. Admit it.
Puzzlah 11s on the hill: – Superman at top – Dollys at bottom – Meet partner at midpoint for 3 skip jacks
MARY: Nothing but.
MOLESKINE: Our intent with the Throuple was to add a little extra spice to the week. Based on the Slack banter and mumblechatter, I think we succeeded. F3 is so much more than a workout group. If you know someone in need, reach out. If you need a hand, just ask. Seeing Pep for coffee made us all happy (until he felt the need to lift his shirt)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: As the weather gets more reasonable, reach out to our Cotters and Welcome them back.
COT: Right Said friend who had a stroke. Pep recovery. bluemule safe return from Austin.
PLAYLIST: Na Na Na, including appropriately timed Hey Jude, curated by DintyMoore Probably an A+

On the way to Sandwich

Date: 2026-09-24 AO: Atlantis Q: Puzzlah , DintyMoore, CubCadet PAX: Dangle, SalPal, CubCadet, Firefox, Puzzlah, DintyMoore, bluemule, Vector, Tim the Toolman FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Pristine
WARMUP: DM led us in some shakes beginning at 5:33. We are not professionals.
THE THANG:
Puzzlah asked the Pax to pair up and wheelbarrow across the grass.
4 steps: 2 merkins 8 steps: 4 merkins And so on
Penalty burpees if switching positions not on a spot. Somehow, teams did the 100+ steps and 50+ derkins in less than 4 minutes. I could not do that. Impressed. So they get to do it again.
CubCadet led the pax through a superset of: 20 rows 20 incline merkins 20 skull crushers 20 curls (from a wall sit) Lap the water tower.
DintyMoore took over the music and the workout. Overhead hold to Wilson Phillips. Around the worlds at hips and at head Deadlift to twist
MARY: does not get a sandwich
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Throuple stage 1

Date: 2026-09-23 AO: Titan Q: DintyMoore , Puzzlah, CubCadet PAX: Dangle, Churro, Papa Bear II, Cheesehead, CubCadet, Firefox, Puzzlah, DintyMoore, Baby Bird, bluemule, Vector, Tim the Toolman, Spinal Tap, Rhombus FNGs: None COUNT: 14 CONDITIONS: cooool
WARMUP: Seal claps and stuff
THE THANG:
DintyMoore led us to the hill: —Lt Dans Hill runs
Puzzlah could not be original and stayed at the hill: 30 seconds workout, 30 second run, 1 minute down x 6 Lt. Dans Jump squats Single leg tuck jumps
CubCadet brought it home 10 Side Squats 10 step ups 10 bulgarian split squats Run to the corner
MARY: never met her
MOLESKINE: we miss Pep
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Westeros

Date: 2026-09-21 AO: Westeros Q: Drop Zone , PAX: Dangle, Papa Bear II, SalPal, Drop Zone, DintyMoore, Squatter, bluemule, Vector, Gutterball, Tim the Toolman, Roadrash (Casey Greene), Young and Restless, Paper Trail (F3 Memphis), Sherlock FNGs: None COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: Muggy
WARMUP: SSH x 10 – IC Lots of different stretches
THE THANG: Why can’t we be friends? Penny drop -Tree house at 10, down to 1 Mosey to tennis court Four corners Squats x 5 MOT – Lunges or bear crawl Merkins x 5 MOT Burpees x 5 MOT BBSUs x 5
Freddy Mercury’s x 25, 15, 5 Low Flutter kicks x 25. 15, 5 LBCs x 25,15,5
Mosey back to COT
Stretching till time
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 23 mile ruck in October see…. I forget the name
COT: Stays in COT
PLAYLIST: The good stuff

Wet Hot American Titan

Date: 2026-09-02 AO: Titan Q: Hipster , PAX: Hipster, Pep, Natural Ice, Black Lung, CubCadet, Baby Bird, bluemule, Papa Bear II, PositiveVector, Firefox, Spinal Tap, Rhombus, Jitterbug FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: Schwetty
WARMUP: WOR and mosey
THE THANG: Wheel of Fortune + Name That Tune
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Vector reeeally likes Foreigner
COT:
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2CVB395Boqv1h4HK8GcjoS?si=cd6ORdc7RmuPAQx2AOg6FA&utm_source=copy-link&pi=Vs6S7JEVRWCt7

Happy Birthday To Me

Date: 2026-08-19 AO: Titan Q: Pole Dancer , PAX: Sherlock, Plainsman, bluemule, Dangle, Pep, Firefox, Hipster, Spinal Tap, Tim the Toolman, Pole Dancer, Papa Bear II, Churro FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: static stretching, indigenous peoples run around the park, active stretching
THE THANG: Birthday Reps! 34 of each: – burpees – supermans – t-rex – squats – speed skaters – freddie mercs – mountain climbers – bama prom dates – dips – step ups – star jumps – IYTs
Lunge back to start
MARY: of course
ANNOUNCEMENTS: orger a mug, ya mug
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7wPuuNSRWdOLAnptqOzFNW?si=811fd7f504094745

House & Waymo Hunting

Date: 2026-08-14 AO: Handsomizer Q: SalPal , PAX: SalPal, Squatter, Salami, Cuban Missile, bluemule, Willy Loman 1, Willy Loman 2 FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Guys I’m really sorry, but this weather is absolutely dreadful and I’m done keeping up a brave face about it. 80 degrees and 70%ish humidity is not humane.
On a serious note: please everyone be bringing water to workouts. It’s just rough out there in the mornings.
WARMUP: Merks + Squats.
THE THANG: Neighborhood tour + house hunting + looking for clankers. Ended our route with J-DUDS.
MARY: Hold plank for the 6.
MOLESKINE: Way to show up today fellas.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dilbert is working on fundraising via mugs and thermoses, check slack for more details. TN Tussle in a few months.
COT: For loved ones sick and suffering, and for those that have gone ahead of us.
PLAYLIST: 2000s pop punk hits.

Westeros

Date: 2026-08-10 AO: Westeros Q: DintyMoore , PAX: Pep, Thomas T, Makita, Tim the Toolman, Sherlock, SalPal, DintyMoore, bluemule, Vector, Grape FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Wet Grass, Humid Air
WARMUP: Big Lap with merkins, squats, Broga stretching
THE THANG: Small Group Work One PAX rotates through each movement Front Rack Carry Throw Rifle Carry Lunge Shoulder Carry Murder Bunny Farmers Carry Back Carry
Other PAX member rotates on exercises Plank Squats Incline Merkins Rows Freddy Mercury Decline Merkins Curls
Field for short partner sprints
MARY: Hollow Body Hold
ANNOUNCEMENTS: See Slack post from SalPal
COT: Prayers for school and F3 Friends
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/track/67V2T2fOmI803Y6FS6OJzE?si=11RVYLVoQteKLAv4vvpNfw&utm_source=copy-link

Westeros

Date: 2026-08-03 AO: Westeros Q: Natural Ice , PAX: Papa Bear, bluemule, Vector, Makita, Natural Ice, Spinal Tap, Dangle, DintyMoore, Pep, Tim the Toolman FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: pretty
WARMUP: stuff ssh and thangs
THE THANG: yeah we ran to Love circle. The goal was to constantly pick up the six. bluemule and Tim the Toolman for sure hit 3 miles.
But the good news was, we stopped a lot of merkins.
MARY: oh and we did some World War 1s
MOLESKINE: Pep got what he asked for
ANNOUNCEMENTS: I turn 40 at Titan next week. And we’re gonna do 40 a lot of stuff 40 times
PLAYLIST: healthy mumble chatter